please somebody get him for me

anonymous asked:

Mather i wanna killmysrlf what do I do

Okay so first things first, if you’re having suicidal ideation, please contact 1-800-273-8255 (national suicide prevention hotline).

I suggest trying to distract yourself. Be around people so you can’t do anything drastic. Being by yourself tends to make you feel even more lonely, so being around somebody may help. If you have a pet, go play with him/her. Take a walk. Get some fresh air. Color. Write down how you’re feeling in a journal. Chew some gum and focus on how it tastes (weird but this has helped somebody I know).

I strongly suggest that you (if you have the means to) find somebody you can talk to about this. A parent, a psychologist, a teacher, anybody.

Please let me know how you’re doing, okay son?


This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

more concepts:
  • yuuri and victor hosting dinner parties for all their skating friends all the time

“I’ll break out the wine!” “Ooh, where’s my pole???” “Christophe no!”

  • visiting hasetsu whenever they can to check up on the family (and because makkachin misses everyone so much)

“Yuuri, Vicchan!!! Please come in, I have katsudon ready!!” “Can I take a picture of you kissing??? The skating otakus will love it!” “Victor, please get your dog off of me.” “Oops, sorry Mari-chan.”

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Sometimes I still get these urges to contact you.
It feels like pure desperation…  Like my skin is crawling and my eyes are burning and I just want you back in my life so badly….
And I don’t know why? Where these sudden urges come from?
Why do I still do this, even after all this time?!
It’s like I'm getting out, I'm almost clear…. and then suddenly I feel like I would do absolutely anything just to have you back in my life again.
Even for a single moment…. Just to see you, talk to you - ANYTHING!
It’s like I don’t WANT to be out, I still want to be in love with you because in my mind, loving you equates to happiness and I just want that back… just for one second.
But I have to remind myself it’s not healthy. 
Loving you is not like it used to be - it's not real anymore.
It’s not happy, it’s not positive…. and it’s gone and I can’t go back.
All I can do is put the phone down, blink back the tears … and keep moving forward.
—  Ranata Suzuki
The Last of Us - Sentence Starters
  • "Fuckin' hunters. See, this could've been us".
  • "No matter what, you keep finding something to fight for".
  • "Don't tell me I would be safer with somebody else".
  • "Hey, fuck you man. I didn't ask for this".
  • "Get off your ass and on your feet".
  • "Can we get the fuck outta here? Please?".
  • "Everything happens for a reason".
  • "Y... You shot him/her...".
  • "We have got to get outta here, do you understand me?".
  • "This tunnel, you use it to smuggle things?".
  • "They've been gone a long, long time".
  • "What are we doing here?".
  • "Oops, right?".
  • "I am not doin' that!".
  • "I can buy you some time but you have to run".
  • "I will not turn into one of those things".
  • "Nothing, it's just... I've never seen anything like this, that's all".
  • "Never walked through the woods. It's kinda cool".
  • "Okay, don't be a dick".
  • "You scared the shit outta me!".
  • "Sarcasm... making progress".
  • "Let's just keep going".
  • "Get up. We're leaving, c'mon".
  • "Do you even realize what your life means? Huh? Running off like that, putting yourself at risk — it's pretty goddamn stupid".
  • "Stop with the bullshit".
  • "How many close calls have we had?!".
  • "You're treading on some mighty thin ice here".
  • “hands in the fucking air!”.
  • “I pretty much lost everything".
  • “I ain’t leavin’ without you".
  • “Another city, another abandoned quarantine zone”.
  • “I can protect you”.
  • “I’ll come back for you”.
  • “Sounds like runners”.
  • “Can you walk?”.
  • “Stay the fuck back!”.
  • “I think we’re safe”.
  • “You’re a better shot with that thing than I am”.
  • “Don’t sound so disappointed”.
  • “You handled yourself pretty nice back there”.
  • “thanks for not blowin’ my head off".
  • “you survived because of me.”
  • “you lay your hands on me again, it won’t end well for you”.
  • “you still remember how to kill, right?”
  • “hey, hey—are you hurt?”.
  • “You mumble in your sleep".
  • “Are you still breathing?”.
  • “Let’s get the hell outta here".
  • “I owe you nothin’".
  • “I can handle myself".
  • “You don’t need to worry about me".
  • “I don’t think they saw us".
  • “Damn it—spores".
  • “Somethin’ on your mind?”.
  • “Yeah, well, i was tryin’ to kill you".
  • “You’re bleeding".
  • “We can help each other".
  • “Isaved you!”.
  • “How is it you’re never scared?”.

i’m gonna back up my own snarky comments and release a bunch of headcanons/prompts into the world because i’ll probably never write them and i’d love for you (yes, you!) to write them for me.


  • some guy that was proximate bros with jack and kent in the Q gets traded to the Falcs and brings about some goddamn reconciliation between jack and kent. not like they’re gonna be BFFs again, but maybe they can just sit and talk together and no one leaves the conversation in tears?
  • bitty and his sex hang-ups. he had so many. where do i start? how does jack help him? this has the potential to be the sweetest fic ever. it really doesn’t need to be smutty at all, tbh. i just have thoughts about bitty being a little scared and a lot overwhelmed by sex even though he’s READY, HE’S SO READY.
  • snowy keeps faking muscle cramps to see the cute trainer and all of the falcs are on to him, but want to see him pick up. so instead of calling him on his shit they try to quietly orchestrate more meetings between trainer and snowy. it’s a disaster. @whiskeytangofrogman WROTE THE THING
  • kent accidentally on purpose becomes a silent donor to an animal shelter after the aces do one of those paws and players calendars. he visits on days they don’t have games and loves that the staff either don’t give a shit about him or don’t really know who is because it means he can just hang out in the cattery with a feather wand for hours with no one bothering him. somewhere along the way, he falls in love with the grumpiest cat ever and adopts her. also, not to be too particular but he definitely 100% falls in love with the cute boy who manages the cattery. ETA: i can consult on all shelter details - i worked in one for about a year. also, i should probably just write this fic myself.
  • more child-free zimbits who are loving life with just the two of them. they babysit their teammates kids all the time, but have zero interest in their own. PLEASE. 
  • more fics exploring career options beyond bakeries for bitty!! or more fics that talk about how hard it is to really break into a career after college if you don’t have many connections or ideas about what you want to do. bitty isn’t much of a long-term planner, so i feel like graduation is gonna take him by surprise. what’s his stopgap job? does the future of his career terrify him? does he cry when he realizes how useless an american studies degree is going to be? don’t worry, bits, all degrees are useless.
Addressing the Graves-Grindlewald and Credence relationship.

It has all the makings of a abusive relationship. IT IS AN ABUSIVE RELATIOSHIP Grindlewald was emotional manipulating him, it kinda reminded me of Ginny and Tom Riddle in CoS. Somebody uses somebody for power, the other gets hurt. Make no mistake, Grindlewald did not LIKE Credence, did not love him, just wanted him for his power.
But the good thing, we know that Credence is alive. They cut a scene in the movie where Credence gets onto a boat. It’s not made clear if it’s the same boat as Newt, but we could assume.
If you are gonna ship ANYONE ship Newt and Credence. Isn’t that cute? Just please don’t ship this abusive relationship. If you are going to ship Grindlewald with anyone, ship him with Dumbledore. BUT THE MIRRORING OF THE CHARACTERS OHHH MY WIZARD GOD So…..Basically….

NOTP: Credence and Grindlewald ( mirrors Ginny and Tom Riddle

OTP: Queenie (reminds me of Luna)and Jackob( Kinda like Neville???)

BROTP: Tina and Newt (kind of mirrors Hermione and Harry)

(would not be mad like not at all how gay) TP: Newt and Credence. ( we know that Credence is Gay, subtext people )

(I don’t want to be mean, I just don’t like the ship. But you can like it if you want to, I just wanted to share my plead and opinon.)

when people saying mc in kbtbb is weak and a coward like have you seen who she's fucking bought by yh theyre  our funny group of dorky dorks but eisuke is a well known business man with millions of connections and if mc ran away or stepped out of line he could ruin her career permanently do that she can never work again and soryu is mobster and owns guns and has no problem shooting them if somebody steps out line, ota is a famous artist and could easily get reporters and shit after mc or !make up a story knowing the press will believe him and yeah baba is an adorable goofy goof but hes still a thief and mamoru a fucking cop so please tell me how you would handle that damn situation plus she was bought against her own will and met 5 strange men thinking the unimaginable "is something gonna happen to me? , will I die?, will I be raped?" All that jazz and tbh people saying she's a gold digger in eisuke route bro did you not see how many times she was hesitant to take whatever expensive thing he gave to her asking "are you sure?" And also no she isn't weak in my opinion 1. In eisukes route throughout the series she was strong and stood by him when shit went wrong and was there when he really needed a friend or someone close 2. In soryus route she risked her fucking life to go save him in hong Kong from getting killed by the other mob and in season two ran to him when he got hurt and even risked herself to bring back ryosuke in the sand storm and again in ota's when he was going through all thast shit yeah she left at some point cuz she felt she wasn't needed but she stood by ota when shit was being spread about him stealing art now again tell me how the fuck mc in kbtbb is weak cuz in opinion she's far from weak she did something non of us could of done in that situation and she's honestly my favourite mc
doctor jin

Originally posted by ddonggeun

  • it’s somebody birthday today/tomorrow tbh it’s still tomorrow for here so like problematic
  • but someone requested this a while ago and i know that i have like college au to finish but guess what i have no sense of consistency ;)
  • and like jin is my bias wrecker and like he deserves something on his birthday (tbh hoseok will get a cake and i’ll post it y'all wait and see it)
  • okay okay but like i LOVE doctor seokjin idk if any has me on snap but i drew him a while ago!! so like definitely a concept near and dear to my heart
  • so obviously, the looks are gonna be the looks he had for dope!! like that hair style was so attractive like someone punch me in the face it was the best hair on him tbh
  • so your girl just had to look at some types of doctors and like wow they’re all so boring and hard sounding tbh shoutout to anyone who is pursuing medical school and best of luck to you!
  • okay so seokjin is gonna be an emergency room doctor
  • as someone who’s been to patient first more than a few times (the ice skating incident of 2k13,,, the broken toe incident of 2k13,,, the tree incident of 2k13,,,) like these kind of doctors are so super important and wonderful and i don’t think they get enough credit!!
  • and that’s what jin would be okay he would actually be so good for the emergency room okay
  • he’s the mother of bangtan yes, so he knows how to handle situations that at first seem very much overwhelming
  • he knows how to deal with people of all age groups too, like don’t tell me that elderly people wouldn’t adore him
  • and he has such a big heart, kids would love him too, so no matter who the patient is, seokjin puts them right at ease no matter what’s happening around them
  • jin can keep a level head and knows how to deal with stress and chaos and sticky situations without losing his mind
  • he would be able to calm everyone down: from patients, parents, friends, family, and the other doctors and nurses too
  • plus he’s so stunningly handsome that he would probably be able to distract people from their pain,,,
  • it took him a while to get through school and have the degree but he’s never wanted anything more in his life tbh,,,
  • he’s good at what he does, and he’s really loved by all the staff too down at the good old emergency room
  • he’s the youngest doctor there but nobody cares about that honestly, like so what if he’s young, he’s good at what he does
  • he usually deals with like the intense injuries tbh like not like wow i’m throwing up blood but i accidentally,,, idk,,, busted my entire face in ice skating,,,
  • he looks smashing in the lab coat btw and he has some cute scrubs too like hello kitty ones, do doctors have those well now they do
  • tbh all the nurses are in love with him and he constantly comes into whatever shift he’s working to find coffee or sweets near his little office area thing,,,
  • he always gets so blushy and excited and sometimes he’ll have crumbs on his lips and he’s just so cute!!
  • okay but how does he meet you,,, that’s the real question isn’t it??
  • well my kids
  • it’s winter break! and you’re like thank god for this i was about to die but now i am alive!! full of joy!! and happiness!! and life!! the sun is shining! my skin is clear!! i’m so ready to be free!!
  • you’ve spent the last few days lounging around in pajamas to like ten but now you’re actually ready to go out and be with friends and do something besides stuff your face with crummy microwave popcorn and binge watch perfection aka psych
  • you’re in a squad group chat with some of your friends right and they’re like!! that is skating rink?? you know like twenty minutes from here? well they have like a five dollar skate friday from 12-5 we should really go!!
  • and you’re like omg why not!! i’m broke but that seems like a really good idea!!
  • do you see where this is going
  • you dress in cute jeans and like seven million sweaters because it’s cold in there??
  • and you have a cute beanie too and probably gloves and your friends tease you because what a cute little muffin
  • you get there, trade your shoes in for skates, and just about internally die because the skates weigh abbott seventy two pounds each and they’re so bulky
  • and you swear your ankles are gonna snap or something or something because they weigh so much
  • but you put them on anyhow
  • except when you walk your ankles cave on in, and it looks rather concerning
  • you all walk out to the rink, and something catches your eye
  • surprise, it’s the skate walkers used for like three year olds!!
  • you grab one and your friends giggle but that doesn’t matter to you because you wanna be #safe
  • you’re not
  • anyway it’s a bunch of age groups out on the ice!! like young kids, to adult couples, and there even seems to be a grandmother…?
  • there’s like a kid who looks middle school age and he’s skating backwards, doing twirls, and figure eights too?? and you’re like wow i’m suddenly self conscious
  • but like it’s actually a lot of fun!! you and your friends hold hands to keep each other going and you hold onto the walls as your knees give out, and your nose is all cute and red and sane with the tips of your ears!!
  • you guys are having a wild time tbh
  • but then
  • oh buddy
  • you haven’t fallen yet, even though your friends have landed their rears on the ice more than enough times
  • and you’re like wow aren’t i amazing??
  • and you smile and skate towards the middle
  • ooh buddy but those skates
  • they totally drag your ankles in all of the sudden
  • you’re so in shock that it takes you a few moments to realize what’s happened but then you look down and yikes, there’s some blood and it most definitely is yours
  • your eyes go wide and you shakily push yourself up and your fingers travel to your lip
  • well yikes
  • your friends race over and everyone has stopped skating to stare at you
  • the pain is there and it’s numbing and it feels like your entire head is throbbing and it’s not just a little cut, your lip is still bleeding and it’s all down the front of your shirt
  • an employee hurries over and helps you off the ice and into the bathroom and they end free skate just like that
  • your friends are panicking and you just blink because you’re losing blood so fast that you can’t think
  • your eyelids flutter as they hold napkins up to your face and you moan quietly because that HURTS stop that
  • your friends are like oh my god what do we do and the ice rink is making you sign wavers so you promise not to sue them
  • you just blink again and your knees are shaking and you mention that you think you’re gonna pass out
  • your friends scream and they race to get you out of there and into the car
  • they speed to get to the emergency room honestly like thirty miles over the speed limit and you just sit in the back and stare ahead blankly
  • guess what
  • you end up in the emergency room where seokjin works!!
  • you run in and there’s a collective gasp from both workers and people waiting to be treated
  • there’s not a lot of people in there, a lady with a young kid, someone hacking up their lung, someone who’s holding their hand to their chest
  • obviously you get priority treatment so you like, idk, don’t bleed to death or something
  • your friends have to wait out in the waiting room and they’re hurrying you in to one of the rooms so you can see the doctor
  • you’re surprisingly very calm, even if you’re not really checked in and the pain is searing
  • the few nurses there go and dab up your blood and help you situate yourself up on the cot
  • it seems like an eternity but the doctor finally comes in, flushed from evidently running all the way to check on you
  • he’s handsome and even though there’s not enough oxygen in your head right now, you can tell he’s gorgeous like that fact is painfully obvious to you
  • he gives you on look over and he’s trying to focus on the injury but damn you’re cute
  • he shakes his head and kinda !! “hi there im doctor kim, i’ll be your doctor for today. surgeon maybe?”
  • and your eyes widen and you “wait what”
  • “ate stitches considered a minor operation? you think i’d know by now.”
  • he leans in close and gently examines your lip, and you kinda just stare because wow this person is absolutely gorgeous and i think i’ve found inner peace in his eyes and actually man i kinda wanna kiss him??
  • jin pulls away and scribbles something out on his notepad thing
  • “well cutie, i hate to be the bearer of bad news but you’re going to need stitches”
  • and you almost laugh because yah right isn’t it just a really bad cut or something
  • “i mean its stitches or plastic surgery, you can take your pic cutie.”
  • you’re not sure whether you’re mentally sound because your brain picked up on the cutie part rather than the plastic surgery part but then the plastic surgery threat actually sinks in and you’re like wAIT A SECOND
  • jin gives you a sympathetic look “i’ll give you a few moments to decide, in the meantime i’ll be grabbing some of the nurses just in case we’re going to actually give you stitches today.”
  • you don’t even need to think about it though honestly
  • “just give me the stitches or something.” you mumble
  • because you can make those adult decisions on your own
  • jin nods and hurries out and you’re just sitting there, life flashing before your eyes
  • and jin comes back and there’s three nurses with him (one is jimin btw, jimin would be an amazing nurse so like)
  • and jin kinda gives you a look “how good are you with needles”
  • hopefully you are not like me and slap the doctor and start screaming and sobbing hysterically when a needle is presented
  • honestly someone save me
  • anyway you give him this look like why the hell do i need a needle but then he pulls out this huge one and you’re like screaming
  • “hey hey, it’s not that bad!” he promises and he nudges the small nurse with the chubby cheeks
  • “jimin can hold your hand if that makes you feel better?”
  • and you’re like well there pal i would rather you hold my hand but at this point you’re taking what you can get
  • so jimin grabs your hand and jin is working with the needle and you’re like omg wth is that nasty smell and you must be making some weird faces because cute nurse jimin is like “its anesthesia…”
  • and you’re like just great
  • so now there’s a bunch of people leaning over you and jin is trying to calm you down but you’re tearing up because needles are scary regardless of who you are
  • and jimin gives your hand a tight squeeze and reassures you that everything will be over soon
  • tbh the only solace you have is in jin’s handsome face like if jin wasn’t your doctor you wonder how you would be doing
  • probably not so hot
  • you squeeze your eyes shut and you nearly break jimin’s hand but hey all in the name of public health right
  • you feel the sharp sting of the needle and you wince but within seconds the pain is gone and you’re like wait that’s all
  • what
  • you open your eyes to find jin smiling down at you and he gives you a kind look
  • “wow you did surprisingly really well. i’m really proud of you!!” and he smiles so so widely
  • and you’re like tearing up because wow the cute doctor is proud of me what did i do to deserve this
  • and you’re like wow this isn’t so bad but ten seokjin grabs something off the table and it looks like a hook and you just about die right then and there
  • “your lip is numbed so it won’t hurt, but we need to work fast so tree get it done before the medicine wears off, okay?” he explains
  • and he doesn’t lean down until you give him the nod
  • he tells you it would be better to close your eyes and so you do
  • you can feel his fingers dusting over your face, but then you assume he gets near your lip because you stop feeling everything
  • you squeeze your eyes shut and you’re getting drowsy because the anesthesia is so strong and the smell is so revolting tbh
  • like you can feel jin’s breath against your face and you’re kinda like yikes but his breath smells like peach blossom tea and it’s actually almost comforting in a sense??
  • you actually feel almost calm? is that a thing? is this actually happening?
  • and guess what??
  • after what seems like hours, jin is like “you can sit up now”
  • and you open your eyes and you push yourself up
  • jin doesn’t even think before he does it, but he gently pushes you back down “hey, don’t sit up that fast, the blood is gonna rush to your head.”
  • you blush and nod and you go to sit up, this time slower
  • but then you find seokjin offering you his hand, and he places his other hand on the small of your back and gently eases you up
  • and you’re blushing so wildly and he’s pink too and jimin coughs “get some” under his breath
  • and jin just stammers an apology and you duck your head and it’s pretty wild
  • and jin is like “come back in three weeks and i’ll take the stitches out for you personally”
  • he gives you a wink and turns on his heel because there’s other patients to attend to
  • once he leaves jimin practically squeals and he’s like omg do you think jin is cute, i bet you do, he totally thought you were cute, lemme give you his number!!
  • and you’re like omg no that’s okay seriously!!
  • but guess what
  • in three weeks you come back to get the stitches out and you cannot be more ready because it was so embarrassing having a giant scab right smack on your face
  • you just want your lips back tbh
  • you walk in to the clinic and you’re like okay just calm, doctor jin is just a doctor you’ll never see again, there’s no need to get so emotional over something that will never happen
  • except jin is in the back panicking because he thought you were so freaking cute even with a busted lip
  • jimin is fixing his hair and his lab coat and jin is chugging tea nervously
  • for once, jin is not composed when he walks into the little room
  • there you are, sitting patiently, ankles crossed and your hands folded in your lap
  • jin comes in and gives a nervous smile and you’re just as nervous tbh and you both just stare at each other shyly
  • he coughs and sticks out his hand “pleasure to see you again”
  • and you shake his hand and then you remember!!
  • you pull a tiny little bag out from the folds of your jacket and you hand it to him “a little something for saving my life”
  • his eyes go wide and he smiles so pleasantly and he goes to open it but oh wait nurses walking in so he quickly sets it near the computer
  • the pain is less searing this time but it still hurts when they have to pull the stitches out and this time seokjin is the one who holds your hand because the nurses get the dead skin off so he has time before he gets the stitches off
  • once he does you gingerly touch your lip and you’re shocked because it’s normal
  • you can’t help it, you get up and you wrap your arms around him and thank him over and over and over again
  • he smiles and the nurses take that as their cue to leave tbh
  • jin is all shy and he’s hiding behind his lab coat sleeves because you’re so cute, you’re even more cute when your lips are okay and he kinda wants to kiss them
  • “i uh…”
  • he just blinks and stares at you and you smile bashfully and he puts his hand on the back of his neck
  • “open your gift maybe??” you laugh and so he quickly grabs it and pulls the wrapping paper
  • and he pulls out some exclusive quality peach blossom tea bags and his eyes go all wide and he smiles all happily
  • and this wave of courage washes over him and he kinda “hey these are seriously wonderful and all, but you know what would make it even better?”
  • you raise your eyebrows and act all innocent “hmm what?”
  • and he smiles “maybe getting some coffee with me when my shift ends?”
  • ofc you agree like how could you say no to that
  • and so like three hours later you meet up with him and he’s in a dashing turtle neck and you deserve he’s a dork and you love him tbh from like moment one
  • like how can you not fall in love with a guy that continues to make doctor puns and then laugh like a windshield wiper
  • tbh you guys end up seriously dating after that and he continues to make bad puns
  • he’s super doting and he always keeps an extra careful eye on you and wraps you in bandages if you do so much as get a paper cut
  • always kisses your lips and reminds you that he’s the one who fixed them back in the day,,,
  • let’s you wear his lab coat all the time too
  • honestly what a sweet pure couple
  • the greatest even
The flashing parts of the promo
  • Miles tearing down a “safe space” poster
  • Shay running cross country
  • Esme confronting someone in the hallway (Miles?)
  • Yael and Shay together
  • Hunter angrily throwing down a paper (Although his anger doesn’t seem to be like that of seasons 1 and 2)
  • Saad taking a picture on the bus
  • Winston looking up
  • Rasha and Zoe hugging
  • Goldi adjusting her hijab (Please somebody correct me if I’m wrong, it was hard to see)
  • Esme pushing Miles
  • Baaz picking up a bag and walking away from Goldi, looking annoyed.
  • Zoe worriedly getting up from a chair
  • Frankie walking down the steps 
  • Lola opening her eyes
  • A fire in Frankie’s room. Jonah is sitting on the bed, while Frankie is turned away from him, appearing to be wearing only a bra or a crop top
  • Yael and Hunter sitting together
  • Zoe and Goldi in a car screaming. Zoe is driving and also on her phone
  • Maya laying underwater
  • Yael walking into Hunter’s room with a tape measure
  • Goldi walking up to Winston, Rasha, and someone (obstructed by Rasha. Zoe perhaps?)
  • Someone pouring a red liquid onto a chair.
  • Lola trying to kiss Miles and Miles turning away
  • Hunter turning to glare at Baaz
  • Shay turning around, confused
  • Shay and Frankie pushing Lola back in the girl’s bathroom
  • Someone taking pills out of a bottle
Getting a tattoo PT.1
  • Jungkook: Mine's going to say IU
  • Rap monster: Is it too late to send him back to adoption?
  • President Nieto: welcome to Mexico, Donald Trump...
  • Mexico, whispering: please tell me someone sent the invite to the wrong person! I can't believe this joke is actually here!
  • President Nieto, whispering: I have no idea, but somebody is going to get fired...
  • Mexico, whispering: now you have to stop me before I throw tacos at him!
  • President Nieto, whispering: don't bother, he'll anger you more by saying that the hard shelled ones are the 'real tacos'...

anonymous asked:

forgive me but i asked about doomguy and this mannerisms, especially the intro of the new game, if you could please answer it i would highly consider it.

Are you asking me about why Doomguy acts the way he does in the new game?

If that’s what it is, then I believe his body language portrays him as somebody who has seen already all the things that UAC did to Mars. He doesn’t buy into all of that “for the betterment of mankind” BS, because he has heard of it already.

Yeah, to me Doomguy from DOOM ‘16 is the same Doomguy that stayed in Hell in DOOM 64 (which was also hinted to be the same one from DOOM/DOOM II when it was released) and is basically a dimensional traveler going from UAC to another UAC. After staying in Hell for too long, the demons just simply contained him, because what would be the point of killing him if he’s just gonna come back?

I mean, I definitely know there’s some people that moan at the very idea of that theory. But how else would you explain this “yeah, sure, whatever you say” attitude from Doomguy at all the nonsense Samuel Hayden tells him through the game?

He punches the first generator and kicks the second one before being interrupted by Hayden, then he actually removes the third one in a way that indirectly tells Hayden: “Hey, it came out entirely this time, don’t bitch at me again. I did what you told me to do”.

Also, the way he looks at the weapons when he picks them for the first time. One look here and there, and that’s all he needs; he has experience handling weapons, all he needs is to get accustomed to the different look of them in each universe.

Guys please

Okay so I know I say this all the time, and even I’m annoyed with me, but sleepy Tom??? And he falls asleep on Marco and Marco just gives him hugs and good dreams.
And somebody calls for Marco and he goes “I can’t! There’s a demon napping on me!”
And Tom whimpers when Marco tries to get up so he just has to stay while this adorable sleepy demon is napping on him.

And Marco scratches behind his ears and tom tries so hard to stay awake. But he just falls asleep while Marco holds him!!!

anonymous asked:

when bendy wakes up i want him to meet somebody. some"pony" who is a technicolor horse.

Okay no. Let me just…Address this While this is here

PLEASE do NOT send any characters from anything unless it makes some sort of sense????

That means No more fuckin ponies, my dude. Like….Really my dude. Enough with the fuckin ponies. Like I get that you like MLP or the Characters or whatever I get that, but like…Don’t send anymore fuckin ponies. Like It just doesn’t…Makes sense???? Like black and White, 1930s Cartoon demon meets Technicolor Talking Horse???

And this doesn't only apply to the fuckin ponies either

Fuckin Undertale Characters???


As much as I LOVE Danganrompa, Monokuma???

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 I can understand some of the characters you guys have made waltz in here Like Mickey and Peacock, some of your own characters, or AU versions of the characters and …well the Waner Siblings, are a bit…debatable??? But they make more sense than these Fuckin Ponies its like….We are 100% Chill with You sending in characters for certain characters to meet, as long as there is something that makes it sorta logical???? Like With Mickey, it’s pretty obvious seeing as I’m pretty sure inspiration was taken from Disney for the Game. Or with peacock, she is a 1930s Cartoon THEMED  character her design is BASED on the classic Rubber hose cartoon style! Same goes for Characters like Cuphead and Mugman.

That’s about all on that topic
Sorry for sorta ranting???But I'm sick of fuckin ponies in the ask box tbh. 



DID SOMEBODY SAY DARK! ETHAN, HERE MY VERISON OF THE SPOOKY @crankgameplays  I know it doesn’t actually look spooky but I imagined him as a pretty passive spook until he gets trigger by a code or word then BIG spook comes out .<. I dunno still a pretty raw concept and I wanted to do a ‘crank’y antique version but I like this ‘updated’ version instead 

If you have any suggestions/add-ons/theories/asks PLEASE message me and we can shape this character together :>

Winchester brothers- Self esteem

Title: Self esteem

Pairings: Winchester brothers x sister reader, Cas x reader

Word count:1156

Request:Hiya :D May you please create a one shot where the boys sister is just really doubtful of herself like bad self esteem issues and she always thinks ‘Oh somebody can do better than me’ but they don’t find out sooner because she’s quiet and her main buddy is Cas so she tells him instead and the brothers overhear and it’s love n stuff sorry if I described it too much lol XD

Request:Can i have an imagine (for Sister Sunday) where the reader is in love with Cas and Dean gets all protective over her? Thanks! :D

Request:Is there any way could you do a request where Dean and Sams little sister has a eating disorder? I’m going through a hard time atm and would love to read one please xx

‘’Actually…. I’m not hungry’’You mumbled, hand pushing away your plate. Your brothers frowned at you, you hadn’t been eating s much as you used to. It was always a different excuse everyday but luckily they never caught on. 

‘’I already ate’’

‘’I feel sick’’

‘’I’m just tired’’

However, there was one person catching on to everything. Castiel. As oblivious as the angel might seem, he was very observing and not to mention that huge crush (love) he harboured for you. 

He watched your every move, he knew when you were upset and when you were happy. Lately you had been upset a lot. He watched you throw away your meals whenever your brothers weren’t looking and he watched your cringe at yourself whenever you looked in the mirror. 

Even though he saw all this he didn’t know why you were doing all of this. He didn’t understand why humans would stop eating or why they would hurt themselves. 

Walking past your room he stopped when he heard the soft cries that belonged to you. Pushing the door open, you didn’t notice thee angel walk in a see you in just your underwear as you stared at yourself in the mirror, cheek stained with tears.

Cas noticed you were giving your self that look you gave to the things you hunted. That look that he hoped he never got. Hatred. Why would you hate yourself? All this confused the angel but he did know that you wouldn’t be so happy to find out he was spying on you, especially if you were in your underwear. 

Moving away he decided to talk to your brothers about it. 

‘’I think we need to talk’’Cas stated as he coughed awkwardly. Dean looked up from the bacon and egg sandwich he was eating and flashed his younger brother a amused look.

‘’You’re not breaking up with us are you Cas?’’Dean smirked as Sam laughed from over his laptop screen. Both stopped laughing when they noticed Cas had his narrowed eyes and jaw locked, which meant it was his serious face. 

‘’What’s up Cas?’’Sam asked as he shut down the lid of his laptop screen to give his full attention on the angel. 

‘’It’s about your sister (y/n)’’Cas explained. Both brothers looked at each other with the same look they always shared as they shuffled closer to Cas with a worried expression. 

‘’Well is she okay?’’Dean asked nervously. 

‘’I do not know’’Cas added. They frowned, brows drawing in as they one again glanced at each other. 

‘’Well… spit it out’’Dean snapped. 

‘’Spit what out?’’Cas frowned in confusion. Sam face palmed as he closed hsi eyes with a sign. 

‘’Never mind Cas, just tell us what’s wrong with (y/n)’’Sam said, bring his focus back on the original question. 

‘’It appears she has not been eating’’Cas said as he folded his hands together. ‘’I don’t know why but she had been throwing away her food whenever you are not looking and it seems she is always coming up with diversions to why she cannot eat’’.

Both brothers mouths fell open as guilt and shock mixed into one. Why hadn’t they noticed? Why hadn’t you told them? They couldn’t believe that they hadn’t spotted it and Cas had. They were your brother and they didn’t even know their sister hadn’t been eating. 

‘’That is not all’’Cas added. 

‘’There’s more?!!’’Sam yelped in fear. Cas nodded as he continued to tell them about how he saw you looking at yourself in the mirror and crying, about how you stared at yourself with hatred.

All three men sat in silence, trying to absorb in all they heard. 

‘’I can’t believe she didn’t tell us’’Sam whispered sadly. 

After deciding that they would talk to you about it tonight they all sat down, all silent and awkward when you walked in flashing them a fake smile. 

‘’Hey, I’m popping out to get some food, you want any?’’Dean asked as he grabbed his jacket. He looked at you with sad eyes, eyes that were pleading for you to say yes so he could prove Cas wrong. So he wouldn’t have to admit he had been a terrible brother who was oblivious to his sisters suffering. 

‘’No, I’m not hungry’’You said as you flashed him a smile. Sam and Dean both looked at each other before getting up and popping out. 

‘’I see we found another hunt’’Cas spoke up as he waited for your brothers to get back so they could talk to you. 

‘’Yeah’’You laughed softly at the angel. 

‘’You should be careful. I also heard that you are playing bait’’Cas said with narrowed eyes that showed he didn’t approve of the decision. You nodded, laughing as you shook your head. 

‘’Don’t worry, I’m not pretty enough for the vamp to actually fall for it’’You laughed but was really speaking the truth. Cas frowned as he got up, you watched his movements with confusion, cheeks flushing when he stepped only inches away from you, nose barely touching yours. 

‘’You’re the most beautiful, breath taking creature I have ever come across. Everything you do is flawless and even your flaws are perfect. I do not like when you criticise yourself’’He pointed out. 

Your mouth fell open and shut, lost for words. ‘’Y-you noticed’’You whispered, eyes tearing up in embarrassment that the man you love noticed all the horrible things you did to yourself. 

‘’Yes. I noticed you are restricting yourself of your need for food’’Cas added. You hands shot up to your face as you turned your back.

‘’Oh my god! I can’t believe you noticed!’’You whispered with a red face. Cas shuffled, hands prying your own away from your face as he used the rough pad of his thumb to wipe away the tears that fled down your cheeks. 

‘’Do not be embarrassed, (y/n). I do not know why you would think such horrible things about yourself but I will help you’’He nodded, proving his word. 

‘’Why?’’You whispered, tears falling freely as you stared at the blue eyed angel. ‘’Why would you help me?’’You repeated in pain. 

‘’Because I… I am in love with you’’He said. ‘’As the humans say’’He added. 

‘’Y-you are?’’You whispered shocked. He nodded before frowning. 

‘’I thought humans are supposed to return their love…’’He trailed off. You laughed, rolling your eyes. 

‘’I love you to Cas’’You laughed as you wrapped your arms around his neck. You leaned in, about to kiss him before the door flew open and a angry Dean marched in. 

‘’I don’t think so!’’he yelled. ‘’Cas! I’ll give you five seconds to get off my sister!’’Dean screamed. 

‘’1…5!’’Dean yelled, leaving out the rest as he stormed towards the angel. Cas’s eyes widened, hands dropping from around you waist as he nervously stepped back.   

‘’I shall see you after, if I survive your brother’’Cas yelped before fluttering away. 


All right I think one of the most heartbreaking parts of Dracula is (spoiler alert) when Lucy is dying and Seward and Arthur and Van Helsing are all standing around watching and comforting each other and not one of these dipshits thinks to go and get Quincey. Like where the fuck is he?? Is he still OUTSIDE? He’s been tirelessly patrolling the perimeter of the house trying to keep this girl safe even though he has no idea what he’s protecting her from because nobody will tell him and he doesn’t ask questions even when they ask him for a fucking blood transfusion and the image of him still just walking circles around the house confused and worried and ready to fall down from exhaustion while she’s dying inside and he has no idea because nobody thought to tell him makes me so sad.