please say it is so

the asriel coffee drive is OVER!

… actually, it was over a few hours ago, but i was busy! so, how far did you all get?

The Coffee Saga: Part 17

wha-!? WOW! you guys got asriel into pretty much all of the coffee goals. i am utterly speechless. this is AMAZING. in this last stretch, an extremely generous coffee crusader even pushed through a few more goals! huge, huge thanks to you. let’s see what those goals are.

  • 650 coffees:
    chara and asriel show frisk how cooking is done
  • 675 coffees:
    chara, asriel, and frisk SOLVE WORLD HUNGER 
  • 699 coffees:
    35 year old frisk marrying 36 year old chara – asriel is there
  • 729 coffees:
    chara makes lasagne for asriel – wearing the infamous naked apron 

asriel was already in the 650 goal, but now he’s being added to the following three as well! you’re just 19 coffees until the next goal, too.

  • 750 coffees:
    asriel showing off his “chaos saber” to chara
    NSFW!

… which, as it would happen, is also relevant to asriel! 

i really don’t have the words to express our gratitude. we’ll keep working as hard as we can for all of you!! thank you so much! this huge amount of coffee art will take time to complete between the comic pages, but we will work diligently as always. on that note, the first completed coffee art featuring asriel goes up later today! 


asriel coffee drive: the results

you all accomplished a LOT. here’s a list of all the goals that were hit, all of which will include asriel thanks to your overwhelming generosity and support!

  • 329 coffees:
    chara, asriel, and frisk doing jojo poses (jojo’s bizarre adventure crossover)
    Status: [100% Complete]
  • 350 coffees:
    chara in a wedding dress – asriel is there, too
    Status: [Pending]
  • 379 coffees:
    chara, asriel, and frisk have a pokemon battle (pokemon crossover)
    Status: [Pending]
  • 399 coffees:
    anon sucking the caretaker’s “spike”… feat. asriel?
    Status: [Pending] NSFW!
  • 429 coffees:
    chara, frisk, and asriel dressed as OFF characters (OFF crossover)
    Status: [Pending]
  • 450 coffees:
    frisk and 13-year-old-anon practice for the nose nuzzling championship (feat. asriel practicing for the championship as well)
    Status: [Pending]
  • 479 coffees:
    something gravity falls related (gravity falls crossover) feat. asriel
    Status: [Pending]
  • 499 coffees:
    frisk eating the totally safe pie, feat. asriel
    Status: [Pending]
  • 529 coffees:
    female chara “spiking” male chara  – now with 100% more asriel
    Status: [Pending] NSFW!
  • 550 coffees:
    chara REALLY loves books (and asriel?)
    Status: [Pending] NSFW!
  • 579 coffees:
    frisk, chara, and asriel as sora, riku, and kairi (kingdom hearts crossover)
    Status: [Pending]
  • 599 coffees:
    chara x spike becomes real (feat. asriel)
    Status: [Pending] NSFW!

  • 629 coffees:
    steven meets frisk. chara meets yellow diamond, asriel meets… someone else (steven universe crossover)
    Status: [Pending]
  • 650 coffees:
    chara and asriel show frisk how cooking is done
    Status: [Pending]
  • 675 coffees:
    chara, asriel, and frisk SOLVE WORLD HUNGER
    Status: [Pending]
  • 699 coffees:
    35 year old frisk marrying 36 year old chara – asriel is there
    Status: [Pending]
  • 729 coffees:
    chara makes lasagne for asriel – wearing the infamous naked apron
    Status: [Pending]

that’s seventeen pieces of art that will include asriel, all thanks to you guys. this is phenomenal! 

at the end of it all, we’d like to once again thank kyle, our coffee crusaders, brilliant baristas, and everyone else who supported the cause for this hot goat. thank you so, so much!

anonymous asked:

if youre straight just say so--please don't pretend to be something youre not to prove a point. It is very hard to explain, but queer ppl can almost always tell when they are speaking to another queer person and since most of us who follow you are fans and involved we can tell you are most likely not LGBT*. Since its clear we've all stuck around for the most part obviously we're fine with the fact that youre straight so just be upfront about it!

“queer ppl can almost always tell when they are speaking to another queer person”

No, they can’t, that’s complete and utter hogwash and you’ve got your head up your ass if you think that’s true. Queerdar is fake anyway - you’re proof enough of that, but if you can’t even pick up on very obvious clues then you should stop pretending to believe in it.

anonymous asked:

When a customer comes up to the till whilst on the phone, I make sure to say nothing to them, and I don't even ask if they would like a bag, especially if they have a fair amount of stuff. So once they've finished paying for their stuff, they look at me like "Can I have a bag, please?" I say as innocently as possible "Oh, you want a bag...". It's so rewarding to see the annoyed look on their faces when they have to pay for the bag, especially if they have to get their wallet back out again.

anonymous asked:

SO WHAT ABOUT NICO & DREW NOW I'M CURIOUS??

THANK YOU SO MUCH I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!

  • It all started with the lesbian flirting with the gay
  • Haha so really I headcanon that Nico quickly got taken over by his feelings aka his crush on a certain son of Apllo to change the fact he’s not self confident
  • So like MAKE OVER TIME
  • Hair isn’t cut just trimmed and cleaned- no more grease for that greaser if you know what I mean 
  • Then like DANG he’s actually pretty hot when he’s cleaned up - thought all the boys and girls. Except Will, because he already knew.
  • That combined with the smile he’s been giving- Drew knows he’s HER type.
  • Except she doesn’t know that she only likes badass intimidating GIRLS (Now I wanna be asked about my Drew*Thalia*Reyna shipping too- please? Pleeeassee?)
  • So she walks up says ‘Damn I might end up with the future in laws, Mr Hades himself, all too soon for telling such a bad pun… But, you, son of Hades your drop dead-“
  • "Gay? Thanks. I mean I’m not currently happy cause that pun was awful but I do like guys." 
  • So like BAM
  • Drew has found a best friend - and Nico has found someone who will take his bitter moods
  • So he starts to hang out with Drew and she helps him figure out his feelings. And when she describes pretty well how it must feel to be gay she’s realized she’s been staring at Lou Ellen’s lips and Kayla’s hair too much to be hetero.
  • She actually goes out with Kayla for a bit before she comes out as gay in a storm when someone makes fun of Drew for being 'guy crazy’- which was just a mask.
  • And Nico high fives Drew as she kisses a grinning Kayla 
  • Nico starts to get into specifically BLACK nail paint because of Drew and she also helps him with flirting with boys and helps him find the music type he likes
  • She also defends anyone who makes fun of him for not being up to date
  • 'Your such a sucky emo trash Di Angelo- bet you don’t even know what that means- Drew what are you doing with that high heel?” - said victim number one
  • OH and it goes for Nico with Drew too
  • “Ha sure- your such a liar. Drew your straight get over it. How could you be a Aphrodite kid and so confused?  Wait what’s with the sword, handsome?” - a camper who will never do that again.
  • Let’s just say you’ll end up with permeant makeup all over your face or uncontrollable shiver and chills for a month.
  • You don’t wanna mess with either of them- or any one who’s LGBTAQ at camp because THEY WILL SERIOUSLY RELEASE HELL ON YOU. And the Doctor Solace isn’t gonna have much pity for you.
  • Everyone goes to them for shelter and advice its kinda funny and sweet.
  • They like knowing beforehand, so when they walk around they’ll be like “Did you notice Percy staring at Jason’s ass?” “Well did you see your sister checking out Annabeth upper half?” “NO WAY!” “And Jason leaned in pretty close when Percy wanted him to check some questions.” “You don’t mean overly close do you?” “I would say its Rom Com close” “ROM COM ClOSE SHIT Di Angelo!!!”
  • So yeah after hanging with Tanka Nico actually turns out to be sorta a gossip and loves chatting with Drew about the drama from the ghosts and camp and such. The things you’ll see from shadows…
  • Also they so teach each other languages- BFF GOALS.
  • Nico knows Italian and Drew wants to learn so she teaches him French so he can talk better with Jules Albert. 

anonymous asked:

mtl to have a gf with a hourglass body, but with some little extra curvy (like a middle term, really nice ass, mini/medium breast, fine waist but some extra little fatness on inch)

A/N: I’m going to assume this is for BTS but please specifically say which group you want so I can write a proper MTL thank you~~~

Most

Suga

Rap Monster

V

Jhope

Jimin

Jungkook

Jin  

Least

Most

Yoongi has said in the past that the size, weight, or physical appearance doesn’t matter to him. So as long as you’re in good health and have a good personality he’d loved to date you.

Namjoon seems the most open-minded to dating a girl with an hourglass figure. I’m pretty sure he’s an ass type of guy and won’t mind you having medium sized breast. I honestly feel like if anything he probably cares more about who you are as a person than your figure.

Taehyung and Hoseok wouldn’t mind you have an hourglass body. They seem like the type to be happy with any shape. I think they are both more concerned with personality and only sees a good hourglass body as a perk of dating you.  

Jimin and Jungkook will probably prefer someone smaller. For Jimin he already feels small compared to the rest of the members so he’d probably go for someone on the more smaller side. And Jungkook I feel is used to the Korean girl stereotype, even he has been out of the country and seen how different everyone looks I think he would e comfortable dating a Korean.

Seokjin has said before how he would like someone to be smaller than him and again I think he’d be more likely to dating someone with a stereotypical thin Korean figure than an hourglass. Jin seems the most traditional type. 

Least

This is just my personal opinion. Hope you like it anon. please request more ~~

They say you can’t please everyone so you should please yourself. But what most people don’t understand is that that saying means that you should do something to make you happy. It doesn’t mean that you should piss off your entire audience.

anonymous asked:

To talk about emotional maturity and sex thing. I'm 16 now, lost my virginity at 15 (yes I consented). Thing is, I've always been emotionally and mentally mature (and I mean always, including). I still say be careful, mature or not -bat anon

No. You don’t “emotionally mature” faster than other people. That’s actually a justification pedophiles use for why they hurt kids, so, please don’t go around saying that.

2

I don’t know if it’s just me, but this line surprised me so much but in the good way?

He isn’t worried about the possibility that people see him in a situation like this with an other man.
He is just worried people think he doesn’t take the competition seriously. 

For any other anime with fanservice it would have been some teasing like “they’re gonna think I’m gay / dating a man” or else. 

So this is making me so much happy because it convinces me even more this ship is treated seriously, and not just like some queerbaiting since the question of gender hasn’t even been mentioned once in this anime!!!

2

The dance battle that gave me a heart attack / Caratland

i can’t stop thinking about what kind of criers dan and phil would be. i feel like dan’s crying would be a slow build up. his eyes just get watery at first, and he tries so hard to keep it in, but eventually the tears start cascading down his cheeks. he’d get a runny nose and his forehead would crease out of frustration because he hates crying, but he does it all the time. when his crying hits its peak, he’d be a blubbering mess, wiping furiously at his tears and constantly blowing his nose. he doesn’t like to be comforted while he’s crying, but when he’s finished and all that’s left is tear stained cheeks, he’d cling to the closest thing, preferably another person that would play with his hair, rub his back, and comfort him quietly.

phil on the other hand is a quiet crier. it happens really suddenly because he’s not afraid to be emotional and soft. his tears build up and he doesn’t try to hold them back. his eyes get red and puffy, and he tries to wipe away the tears quickly with his sleeve. he gets sniffly, but hides it by taking deep breaths through his mouth. his eyes are glossy and doe-like when his crying reaches the climax. he likes to be held the whole way through, even if it’s just someone holding his hand or resting a hand on his knee. physical contact calms him down and helps him feel more real. his favorite thing is when people rub their fingers up and down his arm, it nearly lulls him to sleep, but it distracts him from whatever it is he’s crying about.

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