please raise your kids

The unicorn with no horn.

A long time ago, there was a unicorn.
he was different from others, however, he didn’t have a horn.
He had wings instead,
When he was at school he was called to a pegasus, much to his dread.
Every day, he would come home crying,
His mother, not knowing what was wrong, tried to teach him flying.
But the unicorn hated flying, he hated his wings, he wanted a horn.
One day the unicorn came home, looking especially forlorn.
His mother, still concerned, asked him what was wrong.
The unicorn said “I’m not a pegasus, I’ve been a unicorn all along.”
The mother, surprised at the news, asked if that’s why he’s been so upset.
The unicorn said “yes, though I try to forget.”
For a moment, there was utter silence
Before the mom said that she would support him, and protect him from violence.
The unicorn had many more struggles ahead.
But the unicorn came home, smiling instead.

PSA: Just because you’ve suffered more hardships than a person does not give you to right to dismiss their problems and say “I’ve had worse.” and “You know, that was nothing compared to…..” Their experience does not make it any less painful to them than yours. Not only that, you will also prevent them from reaching out to people when they are dealing with severe problems and force them to deal with their difficulties without the support of others. No one’s emotions are ‘superior’ to others; all of our emotions have equal priority. And remember that crying never makes you weak.

For the Nonny (sorry for making you so sad love *blows kiss*) and my lovely Zuzanna ( @lady-mephistopheles​ ), here is a short list of some fluffy fics!

I Could Have Dance All Night by @venvephe

Harry teaches Eggsy to dance, and doesn’t realize how sexy it gets. (View most of their work if you want light hearted fics tbh)

Arm Candy by @galahard

Eggsy takes Harry to his school reunion and everyone is like DAMN UR MAN BE FINE UNWIN. (I recommend most of her fics in general xD)

Kingsman: The Misadventures Edition by @granpappy-winchester

Unfiltered Eggsy and Harry after being injected with a serum. UNFILTERED. HARTWIN. It’s wonderful.

Think of the Children ‘Verse (some self promotion :D)

If you want to see Harry and Eggsy raise a kid together while being domestic af, please direct your attention here!

All the Birds of Paradise Ain’t Got Nothing on You by @secondarysushicorps

Kallie is either writing fluff to compensate for the fact that she has three angsty wifeys, or she’s writing wonderful smut and chaptered fic. So read this one first, and then read everything else (ESPECIALLY THE MCDONALDS FIC.)

Gee, Officer Gorgeous by Puggles 

This is such a cute fic about deviant!Eggsy trying to seduce officer!Harry~

Wood and Silverware by @elletromil

Not just rec’ing this because it was gifted to me, but I am ALWAYS A SLUT FOR MARRIED!HARTWIN being cute! :D

Kittens - Michael

Another ridiculous sentence prompt..


“I’m sorry?!” You must have heard him wrong, “what have you just said?!”

“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats”, he mutters. So, no, you didn’t hear him wrong.

“Michael! Are you kidding? Please, tell me you’re kidding?” Your voice raises three octaves, “of course you’re not kidding, it’s you!”

“But babe, they’re so cute! They have little noses and they love me so much!” His voice pleads.

“Oh my god” you don’t know what to say to your complete child of a boyfriend.

“Listen! This one’s meowing! Listen!” He holds the phone to the kitten so you can hear. There’s a faint meow, “did you hear him, babe? That one’s called Kevin, as in Jonas.”

“We are not calling our cat Kevin!”

“Ha! You said our cat! I knew you’d want to keep them” there’s a smug tone to his voice.

“Oh, for goodness sake” you huff, “you know I’m not going to say no to you, but I am not looking after them alone!”

“I double promise that I’ll look after them really well!” You can hear the happiness in his voice, “do you want to hear Patrick now? He looks like he’s about to meow.”