please please please just do this for him and me please

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some poor schmuck: you can’t headcanon lucio as deaf/hoh! because music!

me: my dude…have you ever been around deaf people listening to/making music because i assure you…deaf people LOVE their music

besides, look at lucio’s design: backpack looks kind of like a subpac, his headphone could be a fancy hearing aid, gesture controlled music, i dunno it just kind of fits 

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i can never really it trust when someone that good-looking is into me. do you know what i mean? i just don’t get it. like, if they’re mediocre-looking, i can sort of appreciate why their standards are so low. when they’re that pretty, i’m just like, what are you hiding? you know?

Please help me find my friend.

My friend, Salem Al-Busmait, has been missing since Wednesday from Kingston Upon Thames and we haven’t been able to get a hold of him since.

He posted a vague tweet and was last seen on Wednesday night around Kingston but since then his phone’s been off and we have no idea where he is. He didn’t tell anyone where he’s going, he didn’t come home the following night. We’re all worried sick. It’s so unlike him to do anything rash and he’s so accomplished and busy that it’s unlike him to just disappear out of the blue.

His name is Salem. He’s 23. He’s from Dubai, he’s muslim and he’s bi. He sometimes wears glasses and he has dyed reddish hair. 

If you are around (South) London area and you have seen him, please, please contact us. Please help us find him. Please help us spread the word. We’re all so worried. Salem, please come home safe.

If you have any relevant information please contact me: smnius@gmail.com

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Happy 26th Birthday Aaron Ramsey  ❤️

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That’s better✨

NurseyDex Friendship

Ok, I love these two as mushy saps but that’s unrealistic, so what’s the part of their relationship outside of fighting, roasts, and lovey dovey gross shit.

  • It starts when Nursey goes stiff in one of the classes they take. At this point they still don’t really get along, but Dex can’t fight someone who won’t fight back, and someone so collected as Nursey being thrown off, it’s bad
  • So Dex switches seats with the LAX bro next to him in exchange for a slice of pie, since people are defensive over their seats.
  • Nursey notices, and as soon as Chad leaves, Dex immediately is like, “What The Literal Fuck Happened and Do I Need To Fight Someone.”
  • Nursey is actually alright it’s just that he’s bad at the subject and he gets ye olde Anxiety so Dex is like, I will mcfucking tutor you I just can’t take you acting like this please let me help

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And the more I beg God to bring you back to me the more you fade away.
—  Please, I don’t think I can live without you.
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YOU GUYS, YOU DISAPPOINT ME. 

I come to Tumblr in hopes of sweet-sweet Dakuryon fanarts, and there’s little to none. Have some trash from my sketchbook :D 

First one was about maintenance and breaks (and I’m glad that Tera’s community manager’s liked it enough to retweet lol), and second is OBVIOUSLY AN ORIGINAL AND TOTALLY NOT OVERUSED STEROIDS JOKE. It’s funny. Please laugh. 

I am so lonely in liking this character I swear ahahah 

*cries into pizza*

anonymous asked:

OH NO LIVI YOU CANT DO THAT PET NO PLEASE GIVE US MORE OF THAT BLURB PLEASEEEE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT PLEASE! I CAN JUST IMAGINE Y/N GETTING TIRED BEING ON TOP AND GETTING SLOPPY AND JUST LAYING FLAT ON HIS CHEST SO HE HAS TO DO THE WORK BUCKING UP AND HOLDING AND GUIDING HER HIPS THEN MAYBE FLIP THEM OVER LIVII PLEASE FINISH THAT IT KILLED ME

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Drabble List #1 [1-100]

I really want to start writing drabbles so PLEASE FEEL FREE to hit me up with a request! Requests for drabbles will always be open unless stated otherwise on my bio. AND please always keep in mind that I’m free to decline requests.

When requesting a drabble, please; pick only THREE prompts at most, tell me which member you’d like it to be about. For ones with “her/him”, please specify which one u want me to use.
Please be patient, I’ll try to write all requests as fast as possible. tyty <3


  1. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
  2. “I’m not your toy.”
  3. “What was I to you?”
  4. “I’ve wanted you since the first day I saw you.”
  5. “Why do you keep pushing me away?”
  6. “I don’t love you anymore.”
  7. “Trust me, he’s bad news.”
  8. “Are we really just friends?”
  9. “I’m not perfect, but I would never do what he/she did.”
  10. “You need new morals.”
  11. “What would you do if I kissed you right now?”
  12. “You’re only lying to yourself, you know.”
  13. “I’m so sick and tired of these games you play!”
  14. “I keep trying to think of things to make myself hate you…”
  15. “Maybe you aren’t in love, but I see the way you look at her/him.”
  16. “-Just don’t get puke all over my carpet.”
  17. “I didn’t mean for you to find out like this…”
  18. “Did I fucking stutter?”
  19. “This is mine. Are we clear?”
  20. “Why are you staring at me like that?”
  21. “You’re hot when you’re mad.”
  22. “It was sex, darling. That’s all it ever was.”
  23. “Girls/Guys are like pizza, why would you only choose one when the possibilities are endless?”
  24. “Did you have a good time fucking her/him?”
  25. “Oh look! She’s/he’s blushing!”
  26. “I’ve never seen anyone so beautiful…”
  27. “You don’t know me… you never did.”
  28. “Do you love her/him?”
  29. “Who the fuck are you to tell me when I’ve had enough?”
  30. “Eyes up here, princess.”
  31. “Don’t “babe” me.”
  32. “You make me wanna do bad things to you.”
  33. “Shut up. I have a killer hangover and you’re not helping.”
  34. “Who gave you that black eye?”
  35. “Oh how the tables have turned…”
  36. “Are you breaking up with me?”
  37. “You’re being such a hazard.”
  38. “You really don’t wanna test me right now.”
  39. “Why do people insist on disturbing a girl/guy when she’s/he’s tryin’a get high?”
  40. “Skirt up, and over that desk. Now.”
  41. “A really pretty girl says she’s here looking for you.”
  42. “Hey sweetcheeks,”
  43. “I mean, you don’t come across as a serial killer to me.”
  44. “I don’t know if you’re complimenting me or insulting me.”
  45. “Can I walk you home?”
  46. “Why? Are you jealous?”
  47. “Don’t you want me to take care of you, babygirl?”
  48. “Either speed it up or spread your legs.”
  49. “I can’t believe you dragged me into this!”
  50. “I never knew you liked that kind of stuff…”
  51. “I really wanna take you up to my room right now…”
  52. “You don’t get to cum until I say so.”
  53. “Oh, I’m crazy?! How could I not be when she’s a fucking model and I’m just – me.”
  54. “-So if you think I’m gonna let you waste your time on a guy/girl like that, then clearly you don’t know me at all.”
  55. “Good girl.”
  56. “You should see what I can do with my hands.”
  57. “This is a bad idea.”
  58. “I need a cigarette.”
  59. “Why do you even care?
  60. “You’re the one that keeps coming back to me, remember that.”
  61. “I don’t deserve you.”
  62. “Staring is rude you know.”
  63. “W-What? That feels good?”
  64. “My dad will kill you if he finds out!”
  65. “We’re wearing far too many clothes for my liking.”
  66. “What do you mean ‘what am i doing’? I’m marking what’s mine.”
  67. “I want you to ride my thigh.”
  68. “Why are you here? Shouldn’t you be out with her/him?”
  69. “I’m gonna make you cum so fucking hard.”
  70. “Yeah, well you’re a nerd. You’re used to it.”
  71. “Where do you think you’re going?”
  72. “Are you gonna be a good girl for me tonight?”
  73. “He doesn’t even look good with you.
  74. “Yes oppa.”
  75. “I don’t wanna hear it. Leave me alone.”
  76. “You got everything you ever wanted. I hope she/he was worth it.
  77. “I bet you taste golden.”
  78. “What happened to us?”
  79. “You know, It’s okay to cry.”
  80. “I fucking loved you! You idiot.”
  81. “How long have you known?”
  82. “Stop calling me that! We’re only [Number of years] apart.”
  83. “Have I ever told you that you’re beautiful?”
  84. “Fuck it. Where’s the vodka at?”
  85. “Well then why don’t you date her instead if you love her so much.”
  86. “I didn’t know you were still a virgin…”
  87. “I shouldn’t be in love with you.”
  88. “I used to have the biggest crush on you.”
  89. “You can’t leave me hanging like this!”
  90. “Shut the fuck up if you know what’s best for you.”
  91. “You little shit!”
  92. “I wan’t that pretty little mouth wrapped around my cock.”
  93. “-Well then I’m sorry for being such a bother. Asshole.”
  94. “You trust them more than me?”
  95. “Stop trying to avoid me.”
  96. “We need to forget about each other.”
  97. “Just stay with me, for one last time – please.”
  98.  “Promise me we’ll see each other tomorrow.”
  99. “Oh. How tragic.”
  100. “You’re not the same guy/girl I fell in love with.”
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Hello Hi!

I just wanted to talk to you guys about something that’s on my mind for a while now. Please do NOT make an ask blog for Hitman Jones. 

I allow people a lot of freedom around him like RPing/Cosplaying/Edits/Videos because I too enjoy seeing them! But please… if you make content about Hitman Jones, link back to me as the origin of the AU. If you RP him, please state that you’re not affiliated with me. I’ve seen people ask where he comes from and if he’s just a character people use/draw sometimes too many times.

It really bothers me to see a character I made used as some generic fandom thing. He’s not a 2P that is a fandom’s interpretation of a canon thing. He’s my muse and my rotten devil child…

That being said, I am not stopping people from making their own criminal/mafia/assassin/hitman AU but please reconsider if you make your muse too much like mine.

john picked up the phone and asked sherlock where he was. he was upset like why arent you in the hospital? please. sherlock tells him to meet him somewhere, its important. john goes. sherlock looks so solemn. johns shook. he doesnt argue with him as much as he wanted to. sherlock asks if john trusts him. of course he does. of course. go sit over there then, sherlock says. he ruffles john’s hair up, pulls his collar up. john questions him but doesnt rebuff him. its silent and intimate and dark and strange in here. “why are we here?” “dont you want to know who did it?” now is when john protests- sherlock why dont you just TELL me why dont we just TELL the police? -DO YOU TRUST ME? sherlock asks. his eyes ask please. john trusts him. john trusts him completely. please just be safe, he thinks. please. then mary shows up, and he’s like, mary? what on earth is she doing here? john probably gets jealous. sherlock says marys name when he woke up. now here she is? is she on johns level that she should be here to find out too? but then sherlocks not coming out to meet her. shes on a phone with someone. john remembers the perfume. he remembers the office. he starts to feel nauseated and anxious. why DID sherlock say her name? he must be ridiculous. and then he sees the gun. and hears her say she will kill sherlock again. oh my god like oh ymg god

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So I was gonna do a bunch of these and put em into one photoset but they’re so much fun to play with I think I’m gonna do a regular series with them 8′)

Modern Highschool AU eremin cosplaying Prince!Rapunzel and Eugene for a nerd convention~ Eren has a secret passion for Disney movies and princesses (he thinks they’re badass) and loves doing men’s couple cosplay of them with Armin, who does amazing prince!versions of them (better than I can design gomen lol).

Eren: Please please please pleaaaaseeee it’d be so perfect, just one more princess cosplay please!

Armin: Eren we’ve already done so many, with me as the “princess”, people are starting to talk…

Eren: Just this one last one, PLEASE, she’s my favorite cuz she reminds me sooo much of you, please, I’ll give you anything you want afterwards, please!

Armin: *sigh* fine. But you owe me one.<3 *kisses*

(Armin’s eventual revenge is to make him cosplay Reigisa with him in swimwear lol it shows off Eren’s abs~ “*blushing nonstop* Do you even like this anime?!” “Not really. But you look so fine E-rei-Chan.~ *smooches*”)

A Whole New World

Request: Can you do a Newt imagine where you’re a nomaj but he really falls for you and shows you everything about magic and his creatures like omg please please please I will love you forever

Pairing: Newt Scamander x Reader

Warnings: None

Word count: 1,718

A/N: Please now that I haven’t edited this one at all. I jus t wanted to post it before I left the house, so I will come back to do that later. First Newt imagine! I am so in love with him help me pls.

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A Whole New World

A shiver ran down your spine as you walked alongside Newt Scamander on your way to Tina and Queenie’s shared apartment, seeing as you had been invited over to have dinner with them.

You had initially met Newt almost a month back when he had just arrived in your hometown of New York. You were accompanying your brother to make a transaction at the local bank when he bumped into you, seemingly in a hurry. Once he looked up from the floor, not before muttering a quick apology, your eyes had locked on each other for longer than they should after a small incident like such. You had taken notice of his cheeks, that flushed a light color of pink as yours did the same. Newt blinked a couple times as if he were getting himself out of a trance before nodding his head and continuing to chase after whatever it was he was chasing. You bit your lip, wondering if you would ever get to meet that cute stranger ever again.

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