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Keep up the great work!! From gifts to fanfic to personal art and videos everything is amazing. And also we all start somewhere and get bwtter a long the way nobody is perfect but we grow that is what makes an artist good. We make mistakes and keep trying. Never give up keep doing the art you love. And you know what some day you’ll surprise your self when you look back and see how far you came. Keep drawing and making! I believe in all of you!!

Send a short description of yourself (I.e. eyes, hair, personality, likes/dislikes, etc.) to our ask box and I’ll be determining your:

Stance: Good / Evil / Neutral

Race: Human / Saiyan / Namekian / Android / Shinjin / Angel

Mentor: (E.g. Goku)

Fusee: (E.g. Gohan)

Technique: (E.g. Big Bang Attack)

Note: These aren’t intended to be serious, they’re for fun! I’m only doing a few at a time, so please be patient!

Please blacklist “not a quote” if you don’t want to see these!

anonymous asked:

EXR with a kiss on the nose?

The guardsman flicks a finger down Grantaire’s passport, looking bored. “Maximilien and Alexandra Grantaire?” He looks up at Grantaire. “You’re married then?”

Grantaire gives him a broad smile and spreads his hand out in front of him. “For my sins. My family insists on meeting my wife, so we’re off to pay them a visit. I imagine they think I’ve dreamed her up to extort money from them in the name of a wedding.”

The man gives Grantaire a knowing smirk. “I can see why they’d have doubts. If a fellow ugly as you can find a willing girl, I suppose there’s hope for the rest of us, eh? Or maybe you’ve got something to compensate for you face.”

“There’s nothing wrong with his face.” Enjolras has been silent and rigid ever since they crammed him into a dress and bonnet for this farce of a plan, and Grantaire almost jumps to hear him speak now. The intensity of his voice is almost as startling.

The guard nods politely in Enjolras’ direction. “Beg pardon, Madame, I’m sure it pleases you to say so. But by god, that nose-”

There’s nothing wrong with his nose either,” Enjolras growls. Grantaire and the guard both look at him skeptically. Enjolras lowers his face and raises a hand to cover his mouth, but his defiant glare ruins the demurring gesture. Grantaire had imagined a million ways their deception could go wrong, but it had never occurred to him to add Enjolras defending his masculine beauty to the list.

Grantaire pulls Enjolras close to him and gives the guard a conspiratorial wink. “Ah, women! Strange creatures, the lot of them.” Enjolras is rigid as a board against him, and Grantaire keeps babbling, hoping Enjolras will come back to senses. “The lady’s got stock in me now; she has to defend my value lest her property depreciate further and damage her investment.”

Enjolras turns his glare on Grantaire. Slowly, deliberately, he takes hold of Grantaire face and kisses the tip of his nose. He settles back to his place at Grantaire’s side with an air of satisfaction, as though he has won some argument.

The guard hoots with laughter as he signs Grantaire’s papers. “Good luck with your family! They may wish you’d been telling tall tales after all when they meet this one.”

Grantaire hopes he manages not to look as stunned as he feels as he takes the papers back. “Thank you, sir. God save the king.”

Enjolras doesn’t even blink at that. Grantaire will never understand him.

anonymous asked:

📱- lawwhatlaw (guess who's back. Back again. Royal's back. Tell a friend.)

[Not Sent] ayyyyy what the fuck is up boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [Too memey to say good morning with. Settled for a good morning kiss.]

[Not Sent] THERE’S A FJCKING SQUIRREL IN THE VENTS WHERE THE F UCK DID IT COME FROM. I DONT WANNA HEAR THIS GODDAMN TAPTAPTAP WHILE IM DEADASS TIRED [Abandoned the text in favor of finding and swatting the broom at the squirrel to shoo it back outside. Passed out instantly afterward.

[Not Sent] (A picture of a now revamped Blades, because fuck you, RiD15.) guess who got a fuckin upgrade. [Got stopped by Dani. Insists he surprise his BFs. A g r e e d.]

[Not Sent] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ [He doesn’t think Royal will get the joke.]

[Not Sent] i’m on a 40 lose streak.

[Sent] there’s a pack of baby ducks following me around and i dont know what to do please help meeee

“crave that mineral” is a case study in the dangers of memes. it was amusing as an oddly worded goat factoid and as like two non sequitur text posts but then everybody went “hey, this joke is easy, all you have to do is type a few words! i can do that!” (memes that consist of easily repeated phrases always get stale the fastest, just look at “arrow to the knee”) and so the phrase flooded tumblr as everyone copied a couple of popular bloggers in an attempt to get notes. and then capitalism happened

the lesson to be learned here is that not every joke is funny enough to be used more than three or four times please meme responsibly