please lord let this be real

Amelia (Part 1 of 3)

MASTERLIST | Part 2

Pairing: Lin-Manuel x Reader

Summary: You technically met Amy first.

Note: Untitled Garbage Mystery Fic is no longer Untitled or a Mystery!

Okay, so this was initially gonna be a small thing and then it kinda got away from me so it’s a slightly less small thing? I basically needed to write something that wasn’t academic for once in my life and then this happened (with a great deal of help from @fragmentofmymind who is the greatest and listens to me every time I hit a metaphorical writing speed bump)

It’s far from the best thing I’ve ever written but I’ve had fun in this universe so far (and hope you do too). Thanks for being patient with me, my dudes. I LOVE YOU LOTS.

Word Count: 11,336 (shout out to slow burn lmao)


There’s a quiet power in wielding a camera, a strength in the ability to either capture the world in its purest truth or manipulate it into something brand new. You had learned this at a young age, stealing your grandmother’s Polaroid camera and discovering how different the image you could create would look in different types of light and more or less motion, even if you didn’t fully understand why it worked the way that it did.

It became a part of you, filling your heart with a curiosity for telling stories through images. The photo you caught of your mother as she laughed quietly to herself in the kitchen, a snapshot of your best friend right at the moment she caught you taking it, a poorly framed photo you accidentally took of yourself while trying to change the roll of film.

It was all magical to you, and it never really stopped feeling like you’d tricked the universe into allowing such beauty to exist every time you snapped a one-of-a-kind photograph.

A camera is built out of complicated technology. The mechanics of focus and aperture, f-stops and shutter speed were more than science and math to you–they were your doorway into a new world, the look of which you got to decide.

Your hands felt most comfortable when stabilizing a camera, your eye most at home behind a viewfinder, your fingers their most graceful as you pulled focus to a new subject–

“Are you even listening to me?”

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-So, Gunther, it looks like you and your brother simply will not stay your asses at home lately, and I keep finding your homework in the litterboxes. You two better keep your grades up because I have made important cat adoption plans for the minute you leave for college!

-Aw dad, pretending to be a responsible father is cute but you can relax, we’re definitely gonna study today! I mean it’s Sunday morning, what else are we gonna do? Hit the clubs?

We arrive at the Lulu Lounge! Loving that red carpet, Jojo this is the place for you.

-Ugh I know, I feel so at home.

Well you do look great, especially next to our car!

Do you guys remember Komei’s boxing thing that he has thankfully stopped doing? I think that apart from the jaw, Jojo has also inherited those faulty genetics, because all he wants to do at any given moment is play this stupid punching game. Not only is it annoying as fuck but pretty disturbing as well. I’m talking Anastasia Steele teas.

-Punch me Gunther! Punch me like you mean it!

Ugh freak. Time to hit something else.. the dancefloor!

Panic! At The Disco.

-MY HAIR, MY BEAUTIFUL DARCY HAIR! I WISH MOM HAD MORNING-AFTER-PILLED YOU

Thank god the tension is quickly overcome with some inappropriate brotherly dancing!

-Nice, now knee me in the testicles, Gunther!

JFC. Jojo really, I’m not judging, but this is a legacy not the fucking Story of O. Let’s at least find someone who is not a blood relation to beat you up? 

Like blondie here, look he’s cute and he wants to dance with you!

-UGH gross, not only is he age appropriate but I don’t even see a ring on that finger! Hard pass. OMG. IT’S HIM. HE’S HERE.

What? No, that’s impossible, there is no fucking way-

WELL FUCK ME I GUESS. WHAT THE FUCK. STEPHEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ON A SUNDAY MORNING

-Sunday morning, time to cut loose, am I right?

NO YOU’RE NOT. GO HOME TO YOUR FAMILY I’M TRYING TO CURE JOJO OF THIS OBSESSION. GET OUT BEFORE HE COMES OVER

………………………………….fucking jfc I’m so done. Jojo I hate you.

-Well well well… Following me now, Stephen? Oh how the tables have turned..

-What? Do I know you?

-Haha that’s funny. So this is how you wanna play this then? Alright. Yes, I am a complete stranger..

-Oh wait, you’re that legacy freak that keeps spying on my family, aren’t you?

-That’s right I am. Does that turn you on?

-WHAT. NO IT DOES NOT WHAT THE FUCK

-You can stop playing hard to get, you have me already..

-I’M GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER AS SOON AS I LEARN YOUR NAME

-Well he can say what he wants but he did buy me a drink..

NO HE DIDN’T HE LEFT AND YOU STOLE HIS DRINK

-I fail to see the difference. 

OF COURSE YOU DO. Let’s gtfo before you get arrested.

We go to Rodney’s Hideout to literally hide out. Gunther runs into Ruskie and things immediately escalate..

..while Jojo finally has one solitary bolt with someone and it’s Craig here, who is very cute and also..

A NERD. We have struck gold! Jojo don’t fuck this up istg.

-I can’t believe I’m saying this to someone who is not my mother but.. I don’t hate you.

-Oh my!

The very definition of different speeds. But it doesn’t matter, we’re getting there, just keep up the non disturbing conversation about hats, Jo!

-So you see, Craig, just as Napoleon thought the battle was his, he sees a sea of Prussian spiked helmets, or pickelhaubes, approaching-

-Actually, the Prussian military did not adopt the pickelhaube until 1842, it’s a common misconception aided by representations of the battle of Waterloo in modern media..

Oh dear god we’re gonna be here all night.

Even Mrs Crumplebottom doesn’t care enough to interrupt this lameness. 

-I don’t know when I’ll be able to go on a date with you, Craig, as I don’t subscribe to the arbitrary concept of ‘time’.. 

Ok you know what, NO. Get up.

There we fucking go. WAS THAT SO HARD

-You are pretty attractive even though your clothes are. ridiculous.

LMAO take a look in the mirror lately Jo? Whatever, Craig likes you for some unfathomable reason so let’s do this already.

If you’re wondering what Gunther was doing during this time, it was watching his harem smustle. He had 2 bolts with Ivy but Ruskie wouldn’t gtfo so we’re getting to Ivy later. As if we’d let her escape!

Busting a move worked like a charm on Craig, legit god knows why. Craig you’re a fucking weirdo. 

-I can’t help it, he looks so cool!

Is cool the right word for it? Is it really?

Fucking oedipal istg. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOM AND MAKE A MOVE YOU’RE EXHAUSTING

-Honestly, my dear, far be it from me to criticize my mother in any way, but I really don’t know what she was thinking marrying Komei!

Yea let us guess who you would prefer she marry instead.. Gee that’s a tough one.

Yes, there we go, we’re so close Jojo! Please don’t say anything creepy and scare him away, please ❤ Who knows how long it will be till we find someone else who likes you, probably never LETS BE REAL

-I really wasn’t expecting this to happen with someone so unmarried and so not middle-aged such as yourself.. And dressed in this delinquent manner.. I mean are you wearing an actual necklace, good lord.. Now that I think about it this may have been a mistake..

NOP, NOP, I’M DONE, TOO LATE FOR THAT SHIT NOW JO. PREPARE FOR IMPACT

YAAAAS. I forgot to turn the special camera off like a moron but whatever! Get it Jo, fucking finally. 

AW. Fuck Jojo looking rough in this pic, can’t believe Craig went for you tbh. THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS

As soon as the first kiss is over this is what Craig hits us with:

Very promising. Jfc Jojo wtf did you do to him?

-NOTHING! I was a perfect gentleman, I even whispered in his ear that I’ll see him again when he’s married!

Oh yea, that’s what everyone wants to hear! Whatever, our work here is done, let’s go home. Gunther is so tired from being a slut he’s ready to pass out.

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……………….

…………………………..

………………………………….

I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake,                                               baby, snap out of it,
I get the feeling I left it too late, but baby,
snap out of it,
if that watch don’t continue to swing                                                                   or the fat lady fancies having a sing,                                                                 I’ll be here waiting ever so patiently for you to                                               snap. out. of. it. ♪ 
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Part 16 - Nightmare

Caution/Note : this chapter is very disturbing and different from the previous chapters I wrote based on my own experience. 

You may choose not to read. You’ve been warned.


It happen 3 years ago. Kinda in the same timeline after Cyrus. I remember it was drizzling outside my house while I was desperately looking for fun. Well the blame was on me, I was way too young and naive.

Desperately wishing the water would come out clean faster than usual in the bathroom while waiting for replies on Grindr. And here comes the notification that leads me to a place where now I wish I wasn’t there.

As desperate for sex as I could. I replied him saying :

Me : Yes. Fun tonight 

He’s a Chinese in his early 30′s , Spiky hair, average height, chubby. We exchanged numbers and sent him my address. It was still drizzling outside as I gotten into his car. We talked in the car as he drives to a Motel quite far away from my place.

Waze : You’ve arrived at your destination.


Chill wind blowing at me when I got out from the car. As we walk into the motel checking in, I noticed there were quite a few stalls of Mamak (Food Store) across the street, I was looking outside the street while he was checking in, out of a sudden I had a mixed feeling, paying very little attention of what I felt at that point of time with my eyes busy observing the people by the street as he interrupted me with a pat on my shoulder : 

Jack : Lets go (pats on my shoulder)

Taking the lift up to the 3rd floor. The hallway was paint red with deemed lights gave me an eerie feeling. Telling myself : 

Me : (”This is nothing right, its just fun. Nothing weird”) (trying to calm myself)

As I step foot in the motel room, I was wide-awake as if someone just slap me at my face giving me a wake up call.

                                         “What am I doing here?” 

                                          “Where the hell am I ?”

            “No its just fun. You need to calm the fuck down”


Still amidst of denying what I felt. He was already kissing me before I knew what happen. That moment I stop overthinking and just go with it. Forcing myself to shut my eyes and just feel his lips on mine, his hands were touching my body all over, from the back to my nipples, slowly under my pants touching my hole. Leaning me towards the bed and took off my shirt, he was kissing me all over my body. Licking my neck , my nipples, as he took off my pants and undies revealing my cock which was not erected. He stroke it with hands and manage to get it semi-hard as he puts in into his mouth sucking it.

We switched position as I was sucking his dick. For the very first time I actually felt disgusted and didn’t enjoy sex at all. The feeling that I was trying to deny was getting stronger and stronger as I suck his dick with 0 passion driven.

                                           “I don’t want this”


but I have to finish this quick so I could just go home already. I initiated by putting the condom on his dick and lube myself, riding him as badly as I want him to cum fast and with my eyes closed because I can’t bare to see this anymore. Until I smelled something very distracting that make me opened my eyes. Seeing him holding a small glass bottle of liquid sucking up the smell with his nose while he was joy in a weird way, I was literally freaking out inside

                                      “What the fuck is that?” 


We switched to military position as he fucks me I felt awful and pain. Wishing he would just cum and end this already.  His sweat were dripping all over and panting saying : 

Jack : Ha…Ha…(panting) have you been fuck for more than 3-4 times a night?

Me : Ahh..(Fake moaning) No

Jack : Well I’m gonna fuck you the whole night tonight haha.


It gave me chills when he said that. As if he meant it. It was my fault for stepping in this room and I’m scared. As I continue fake moaning wishing he would just cum already, his hands reaches for that small glass of bottle with liquid and violently forcing me to smell it even tho my hands were pushing it away.

Jack : Just smell it , its nothing (forcing me to suck the smell of the liquid)

Me : I dont want to ! (pushing it away but failed, I was so helpless) 


The smell was terrible and it made me felt dizzy, there were a little dripping left on my face its in the form of oil but I swear it smell awful. Someone finally heard my prayers as he let out a moan and cummed in the condom.

He walked off to hit the shower and I was covered in cold sweat on the bed feeling so misery for the first time. I packed all my stuff into the bag and thinking hell lots of plans to leave this room. As I was packing my stuff, my curiousity hits me saying :

                 “Do I want to check what he has in his bag ?”


Unzipping his bag carefully I saw a few bottles of that liquid and some sex toys. Sound of the tap water running from the shower room, trying very hard to keep this shit together and not panic. I initiated a conversation while he’s in the bathroom.

Me : Hey. Wanna grab something to eat down stair later ? 

Jack : Sure I am hungry.


YES. All I could think of was dining in at a place and I can walk off saying I want to get something from the 7-11 or any convenient store. As he got out from the shower room, I try to avoid any eye contact and just cool my head with cold water flowing on me. Wipe myself dry with a towel and get dress up in a fast pace wishing just to leave. Just when i was about to opened the door 

Jack : Why do you wanna bring your bag along ? 

Me : Oh I don’t feel comfortable leaving my belongings here. (excuse)


I could feel my palm sweating, hoping that he didn’t sense anything fishy. As I step foot outside the motel. In a sigh of relieve, I could finally breathe in fresh air. On our way walking to Pappa Rich (a restaurant), I can’t believe it with my eyes. There ain’t a single convenient store that I saw. Fuck. And I cant think of any excuses to leave !

As we sat in. I only ordered a drink and still looking around thinking :

                                        “What now ?”

Jack : You not eating ?

Me : Er ya. Just feeling like drinking something cold.

As the waiter brought his food to the table, I quickly borrow this chance since he will be busy eating as a distraction.

Me : I need to go to the toilet.

Jack : Ok.

Slowly removing myself from the chair, my sweaty palms were reaching for my bag. Hoping he don’t see me taking it with me to the toilet. I don’t know if he did or didn’t saw it but I went to the toilet anyway. It stinks and I just hate myself so much right now in this position. In the cubicle I cautiously open the door because I don’t know if he would see me by the time I leave the toilet. But I cant see clearly because I was just in panic.

                                    “Screw it. Just run” 

And I did. Leaving the restaurant from another door. Slowly picking up my phase and I was running fast. Real fast. I didn’t know where I was I didn’t know where to go but I just want to stay as far as I could from him and the motel. It was still drizzling outside and I couldn’t care less. My legs did not stop even if I am dead tired. Terrified by what I felt I look at my watch, Fuck its almost 12 am where do I flag a taxi at this time ?!

Standing by the traffic praying to see a red or yellow taxi could pass by and even when the world is covered in darkness there is light. I saw a taxi driving towards the junction. My hopes was all up and wishing I could just take a ride home already ! 

                            “oh fuck. It was taken fuck !”

Still in panic, I took out my phone and called my bff wishing he would pick up his phone in this ungodly hour and expected he didn’t pick up !

As I saw another taxi driving towards I was praying real hard to whoever is up there please just let me go home !

                    “oh dear lord. the taxi driver is a women

I had a bad feeling about it by the time she drove near me. It was stilling raining and I was in fear and wet. the traffic lights turn red as she stops. and I was pointing at the empty backseats hoping she would let me hop on. 

                  She waved a ‘No’ gesture to me, declining. 

And for the first time my heart sank so deep that my tears could rush out any moment. My phone started ringing non-stop and god knows who is calling. I sincerely put my fingers together in a please gesture. She scroll down her car windows and said : 

Taxi Lady : Duduk kat mana ? (Where do you stay?)

Me : ‘Told her my address’ Dekat je kak (Its nearby only please)

As the lights turn green.

Taxi Lady : Masuk la (Just get in) 

Words couldn’t express how grateful I felt the moment I sat in the car. Sure it was cold and shivering, mentally damaged, terrified and my phone couldn’t stop ringing. But I told myself.

                “I’m going to be alright. I’m coming home”

While I was gonna blocked his number he sent horrifying messages to me.

“Where are you”

             “Dont runaway”                               “You cant hide from me”

I stopped myself from reading it and deleted all of it and blocked his number. And my phone rang again. How is it possible ? 

But turns out it was my bff. I picked up the call.

The moment I heard his vocie throught the phone. My tears was flowing down.


bff : Are you ok ?

Me : Fuck you…why didn’t you pick up just now (Crying already)

bff : I was at work bitch. Are you crying ? What happen. 

Me : Its 12 am and you’re still working ? (Erk kinda out of topic)

bff : Where are you now ?

Me : I had a terrible fun. I’m on my way home now. 

bff : See I told you to be careful. (still wanna nag me)

Me : call you when I’m home safe. 


As the car stopped in front of my house. The taxi meter was about RM12 I took out a RM20 note and hand to her saying my most sincere 

                             “Thank you, keep the change”

Carefully unlocking the doors so that I don’t wake my parents up at this hour. Took my towel, removed my clothes and turn on the heater. 

I’ve never hate myself so much. Like so so much. Scrubbing my skin where he touches and removing the smell from every inch of my body. 

As the shower tap was flowing water ; my eyes was too. 

Out of a sudden, I felt nauseated and immediately held on to the toilet bowl and vomit , gag so badly that it hurts inside. I was so pathetic.


Well my point of writing this story is just to share that not all my encounters are perfectly godly good sex or hot af sex. I had some pretty bad times too, I just chose not to write it. Thinking back of this incident really make me wanna yell at myself. 


Be safe everybody. xo

helloooo!! since i haven’t rlly been so productive (pray that i do tomorrow yikes) i decided to do a list of quotes from different fandoms, famous people, etc. that i’ve experienced myself :D hope you like it! 

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neptuneium  asked:

Oh gahd. 37 for Masamune please please please

Of course! Hope you like it!^^

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37. “You should know, if you come any closer, I’m never letting you go again.”

They had a fight again. But this fight wasn’t like any other fight, it was a fight that broke the ties the two of them held. She now returned home after packing her things and Masamune could still see the tears that swam down her soft cheeks. He felt so guilty for everything, blaming himself for her leave as he sat in his chamber silently. As much as he wanted to run after her and bring her back, a part of him had a feeling she wouldn’t want to see him.

Meanwhile in Kyoto, she forced out a smile as she fed her restaurant again. But her soul was filled with agony as her heart ached. She longed to be with Masamune again but because she had already left him, would he still want her?

“I have broken ties with Lord Masamune,” she had told her mother when she got back. Those words created a misery within her although she kept it all in. Her mother and Yahiko knew but they didn’t pressed as she wasn’t in the mood of explaining things.

It had already been two days since she had left him but the distance was tearing her heart. Every night she would cry of wanting to be with her Lord again but a part of her felt like it was all over. I’ll get over it, someday. She had tried to convince herself on those nights but even she knew that would take a very long time.

That afternoon, she was sweeping her restaurant after a busy morning when the thought of Masamune came back to her.

“Argh…!” An angry sigh escaped her mouth as she stop sweeping. She felt so irritated with herself. Why couldn’t she stop thinking about him? It was her choice to leave him and yet she was wanting to return to her Lord’s side. She could had just stayed in the castle and work things out but because she wasn’t thinking right, regrets filled her.

She then exhales another breath of air but this time more gentle. “I miss him…” she could finally say those words out loud. The tears brimmed against her eyes but she quickly blinked them away.

“Really? Because I miss you too.” That familiar deep voice was enough to let her know who it had belonged to. Her eyes widened, the tears threatening to fall out any second but she held them in. She slowly turns around, afraid it was a an imagination, her mind playing tricks on her. But the moment she saw him, she knew it was all too real, the tears finally brushing down against her cheeks and hanging from her chin, dripping down slowly.

“Lord…Masa…mune…” she softly spoke his name. Her legs hesitantly takes a step forward.

“You should know, if you come any closer, I’m never letting you go again.” Those words were enough to make her run into her Lord’s arms.

“I don’t care. Please, never let go of me,” she begged as her arms grips the back of Masamune tightly. Masamune embraces her with the same strength, maybe stronger because of his masculine body. They both slowly breath in the familiar scent of one another, savoring the moment of returning to each other’s arms once again.

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And my writing prompt here!

anonymous asked:

Sometimes, it's so unbelievable to think Harry became a problematic fav? Cos dear lord. That guy could do no wrong and now everything from his side is just cheap and dirty and manipulative. How are people not seeing it? I don't know. But please let them keep Louis out of this. Louis is his own person with his own genre of music and talent. Not just a God damn supportive partner.

It takes real talent to go from being the most popular member with the team of saviors to be in this disliked. The Harries on Tumblr have turned nasty they and now actively bully others fans. They’re even out there sabotaging Liam’s for single. That is the type of fanbase his current image is getting him.🌸

A CONVERSATION

Padmé: Anakin, I was so worried about you! Obi-Wan… told me terrible things! He said… you turned to the Dark Side. That you… killed Younglings!

Vaderkin: Obi-Wan is trying to turn you against me.

Padmé: He cares about us.

Vaderkin: Us?

Padmé: He knows. He wants to help you.

Vaderkin: *smiles briefly*

Padmé: Anakin, all I want is your love.

Vaderkin: Love won’t save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that!

Padmé: But at what cost? You’re a good person, don’t do this!

Vaderkin: I won’t lose you the way I lost my mother. I am becoming more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of, and I’m doing it for you. To protect you.

Padmé: Come away with me. Help me raise our child far away. Leave everything else behind while we still can!

Vaderkin: This is my destiny, Padmé. Don’t you see? This is what I’m meant to do all along. That’s why they always feared me. This is who I am.

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Exo hearing you call them daddy (version 1)

I didn’t know whether to do dirty smut or just kinda normal type thing so I’ve done both. So this is the first version of the more usual reaction. ^_^ enjoy!

Xiumin:

Could you say that again please baby?

Luhan:

*can’t believe that came out of your adorable kawaii mouth*

Kris:

This little angel has a bit of a devil in her doesn’t she

Suho:

*looks down and sees boner*

You have permission from daddy to say that again 

Lay:

hehe

Baekhyun:

*on the outside*

HAHAHAHA

*inside*

That is so hot I can’t

Chen:

YES MY BABY IS DIRTY HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD 

Chanyeol:

Is this real life????

D.O:

*basically* 

Tao:

Did you just…damn 

Kai:

ok I’m ready lets go

Sehun:

I think I like this 

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~Love MJ  ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

^gifs aren’t mine credit goes to owners^

anonymous asked:

Is Abel gay or something? Why is he fake relationshiping? Can't we the fans have anything real?🙄

💀 please lord let a beautiful black woman enter his life & sweep him off his feet

stargazing (x)

let the night sky serenade you

01. between the bars; elliot smith | 02. buzzcut season; lorde | 03. like real people do; hozier | 04. new slang; the shins | 05. i won’t love you any less; nat and alex wolff | 06. from afar; vance joy | 07. pusher; alt-j | 08. o children; nick cave and the bad seeds | 09. fantasy; ms mr | 10. so long, lonesome; explosions in the sky | 11. o; coldplay | 12. re:stacks; bon iver | 13. please, please, please, let me get what i want; she & him | 14. complainte de la butte’ rufus wainwright | 15. can’t help falling in love; fleet foxes | 16. lover of the light; mumford & sons | 17. skinny love; birdy | 18. it’s not my fault, i’m happy; passion pit | 19. the moon song [feat. ezra koenig]; karen o

If I could ever have a prequel to the Harry Potter books, I would want Jo to write about either 

  1. The Marauders in their Hogwarts years, or
  2. Tom Riddle as he grew up in the orphanage, started Hogwarts, and eventually became Voldemort, or
  3. The Founders of Hogwarts and their original story

PLEASE, JO. PLEASE.

Sonic Mary Sue Critique: Susan The Hedgehog

Okay…I’ve been itching to do this character for a LONG time..So, without further adieu, LET US BEGIN!!

Character:

Critique Starts Here:

General Info:

  • Full Name: Princess Susanne Gaia the Hedgehog
  • Name: Susan (prenounce as Suzan)
  • Nicknames: Suzany-chan  -  Suzy
  • Species: Hedgehog
  • Gender: ♀
  • Age: 25
  • D.O.B.: 18 - August - 1939  (50 years frozen by humanity)
  • Height: 180 centimeter
  • Weight: 52 Kilo

                                                        Oh how lovely…Another princess, just what we needed….Seriously though, the princess title is getting over used and cliche. Secondly..This character’s appearance just reeks of overly sexual self insert fuck toy..Classic sue traits people…Overly classic sue traits..Also..Why the fuck does she look like a Sonadow child? The color scheme makes my eyes bleed it’s quite obvious that she was trying to hard. Tone down the colors and stick with TWO COLORS! Also..For fucks sake, fix those quills, it looks highly uneven and makes her body unporportioned in comparison. But..Then again..This is a sue…I should be expecting this shit by now.. 

                                                        Home Info:

                                                        • Birth Place: Twilight Cage Voxai Colony
                                                        • Residence: Gaia Villa
                                                        • Kingdom: Dark Gaia Kingdom

                                                                    So…Is that all? No description of her kingdom or even where in the world this place is..? This is one of my main pet peeves when someone tries to make a bio. If you’re going to have your character come from a different part of this universe, otherwise known as Mobius since this is the Sonic fandom, then for the love of Christ, PLEASE GIVE DETAILS! Where is this place? What’s it like? Why isn’t she there anymore? How does this place intertwine with the Sonic universe?! Not having an answer for these questions literally shows that you haven’t actually put the time or effort into your character’s backstory!

                                                                    Attacks:

                                                                    • Gaia Drill: When spinning from high in the air fast, she marked a drill shape with darkness aura drilling through the enemies, stunning them or either drilling down the ground to escape.
                                                                    • Gaia Blast: Charges up her darkness energy from the darkest sides of Gaia Hell’s domain making her use it in 4 different ways of attack;
                                                                    • BLAST TYPE 1 Fires a huge blast from her arms or firsts at the enemies faces depending on where the are.
                                                                    • BLAST TYPE 2 Swirling the blast up high mixing/swirling Dark fire/electric high up in the air.
                                                                    • BLAST TYPE 3 Fires the blast from underneath her hover boots/heels shaking the ground making enemies hit they’re feet or stun them underground.
                                                                    • BLAST COMBO There’s only one ultimate combo, using all the blast types at once will cause Susan to faint after using them all at once. When being lucky she will just barely stand up being exhausted after using.
                                                                    • Gaia Spear: Firing 2 different type of spears depending on how being used;
                                                                    • SPEAR TYPE 1 Regular firing many spears when swinging her arm from the left to the right (depending on which arm being swing with)
                                                                    • SPEAR TYPE 2 When spinning a whole round (or a few times) firing spears in any direction small and big.
                                                                    • Gaia Flamethrower: Charges the darkest flames from hell in her left palm, when dashing to the enemy she fires the flamethrower. The attack will get bigger/powerful when dashing faster forward.
                                                                    • Gaia Thunder:: !! Only used when low on health/feeling furious !!
                                                                    • Simple charges electrifying dark energy in her left palm, making herself ready (powering up) to unleash a huge thunder storm. Only hits enemies, no innocent creatures.
                                                                    • Frozen Dark: Summoning dark crystals from the ground hiting through the enemy will make them freeze for a couple of seconds.
                                                                    • Dark Sorrow: !! Only used when memories take over her mind deeply !!
                                                                    • One a memory got remembered or shower in her mind she’ll feel weaker by attack all cause of the sorrow. Ghost drops will fall as tiny snowflakes on the enemy, making them badly poisoned.
                                                                    • Dark Shield: When being weak, with one swing she creates a shield in front of her lasting for a couple of minutes.
                                                                    • Dark Boll: When being low on health a dark shield in the form of a boll surrounds her whole self, when being slightly health up the boll disappears automatically.
                                                                    • Gaia Melody:: Sings the song of her Mother in the Lake of Harmony to heal herself up when being teleported by Gaia Hell to the lake itself.
                                                                    • Chaos Madness: !! This form will happen uncontrolled !!
                                                                    • When she’s angry for a reason of her memory her eyes will be bloody red as Shadow’s ones. Their connected, when Susan became this Shadow’s eyes will become blue likes hers. They’ve kinda change of personality of each other cause their connected.

                                                                                                                                                    Well whoopie-dangle-doo, you have an over powered sue! Well, at least I think she is..But oh well~ Now, my biggest question is what in the world her type is? Is she speed, power, or flight? If she’s apart of an actual team, then what is she? Better yet..Why does she have all of these powers? I don’t care if it’s because she’s a princess, but for fucks sake, please explain this shit. Secondly, why the hell does aura powers or even “hell” powers have anything to do with Sonic? Also, why does she have so many powers? This is starting to turn into some anime shit right up in here y’all. Time and time again I’ve said this, DO NOT MIX ANIME WITH CARTOONS OR ANYTHING THAT ISN’T EVEN ANIME RELATED! You know what, she isn’t even a hedgehog at this point..She’s you’re basic demon girl chick. Yep, I solved the problem! But seriously, if you want your oc to be more well balanced and realistic for this universe, actually tone down the OPness level and give her powers and abilities that are actually seen with the hedgehog mobians.

                                                                                                                                                    Items & Weapons:

                                                                                                                                                    • Purple Chaos Emerald: Contains her darkness powers to power up. When stolen she needs to charge up from gaia Hell and her own life.
                                                                                                                                                    • Mate: Her trustful kitten/pet can transform in any weapon and transportation when having it in her data base (sort of works like a robot with memory and such)

                                                                                                                                                    Abbilities & Aptitude:

                                                                                                                                                    • Speed
                                                                                                                                                    • Teleport
                                                                                                                                                    • Cute Charm: Without knowing herself males get attracted toward her of her body shape, sometimes she takes advance of it to attack/kill her enemies easily when needed.
                                                                                                                                                    • Mate Change:: Commending her pet Mate to change in any weapon or transportation when ordered.
                                                                                                                                                    • She might look sexy from the outside once seeing her for the first time, but when she went on adventure she was pretty cocky, stubborn, selfish and is often better off on her own. Serious most of the time and likes exploring creepy and mysterious places through her adventure.Takes the fights against enemies or rivals to serious and can’t concentrate on her deference being a weak girl with high attack. But charging her attack up will also take a while so she often runs off just to charge it up.
                                                                                                                                                    • When being at school and all (after her adventure and being home at last) she became shy, silent and afraid toward/off everything. Could barely trust anyone to be with and all.
                                                                                                                                                    • Being adult she became more seductive toward her husband and being all warmhearted toward people and is always glad to help anyone out when needed. Like a real mother.

                                                                                                                                                                                Good lord please stop! I’m not even halfway done with this shit and it just keeps getting worse! Enough with the fucking hell shit and enough with the overly sexual shit! Seriously man, “cute charm”?! That’s just basically saying all males will fall in love with her instantly..And guess what folks, a female oc who has all the men falling for her like she’s the most desirable piece of ass on the planet is just a sue move. Let me make this clear, not ALL men are going to want to tap that. No one wants a hoe, unless you just want an easy fuck. Secondly, since when in the Sonic universe has a “pet” transformed into a weapon like we’re in Soul Eater? Once again, SONIC IS NOT AN ANIME! Stop trying so hard to portray it like that and just move on!

                                                                                                                                                                                Also…When the fuck did Chaos Emeralds have elemental powers or anything? I swear to God you’re just making this shit up now. Chaos Emeralds have no relation to elements, they’re only used for the whole Choas Control form. Does this bitch have Chaos Control, no, no she doesn’t. Let me make this clear, THIS HEDGEHOG HAS NO REAL POWER WHAT SO EVER! Stop trying to make her a bad ass!! She isn’t nor will she ever be a bad ass, powerful, female.

                                                                                                                                                                                Weakness:

                                                                                                                                                                                • Defense is very weak even too weak that she can easily lost her charged up power from a single attack when playing smart.
                                                                                                                                                                                • Flirting males will make her nervous, not knowing what to say something useful.
                                                                                                                                                                                • People who use and bully her cause of how her looks will make her angry and pissed or in her school years shy and afraid.
                                                                                                                                                                                • Saying negative things about her can make her cry and hate you.

                                                                                                                                                                                Personal Facts:

                                                                                                                                                                                • Greatest Friends: Lucy the Hedgehog, Polina-Points the Hedgewolf and MANY others (most of her friends of my friends FC’s on DA)
                                                                                                                                                                                • Rivals: Sarrah the Hedgehog Was first a trustful teammate but later on knowing Susan’s past friend Shadow Sarrah always wanted to steal Shadow just for Susan’s misery to suffer.
                                                                                                                                                                                • Scourge the Hedgehog Almost married her by force of her aunt (fake mother) and wanting to make her his sexual slave for life. Always tried to kidnap and steal her from Shadow which cost troubles for both of them.
                                                                                                                                                                                • Sunder the Hedgehog Susan’s own Gender Bender clone in his own personality and all, flirting with Susan all the time and showing off on how important he COULD be for her. Consider she isn’t interested in him he always tries everything he can to get her.
                                                                                                                                                                                • Enemies: Sue the Hedgehog Susan anti self looking sexual nude dressed just to show off how sexy and all she is. Wanting to make Susan jealous of her small her breasts are compared to Susan. But having a bigger butt trying to tease Shadow consider he’s a butt lover (but he doesn’t like THAT big butts)
                                                                                                                                                                                • Mephyjana the Dark Hedgehog Susan’s shadow side kind of like Mephiles. She always tried to tear the relation of Susan and Shadow apart into suffering sorrow but always fails.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Can I just say that I’m seriously thankful that I’m almost done?

                                                                                                                                                                                                        So what we now have here is a sue who other characters are jealous over…and she’s just like Mephiles, well, has Mephile’s abilities or whatever…How “original”…Yeah, just no. Look, being paired with Shadow is overly basic, but what tops it off is that you have a chick whose jealous because she’s with Shadow, the anti-sonic who wants to steal her away, and her genderbent self who wants to tap that…Really…Just..REALLY? Your character is not all that, she is not the most desirable thing on Mobius. You’re continually proving that she is, and will be labeled as a MARY SUE! I literally question if there’s even an ounce of hope in saving this character. If you want this character be well balanced and liked, no, not lusted after or liked because she’s only tits and ass, then change it to where she’s RELATEABLE.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Likes:

                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Shadow
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Silver
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • her children and family
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Candy with sugar
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Waffles
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Pancakes with syrup
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Vanilla milkshake
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Playing games/video games
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Reading interesting books
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Drawing
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Dark colors (Black, Purple, Blue and bloody Red are her most FAV ones)
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Different kinds of Sports
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Swimming
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Cooking
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Dressing up sexy like for Shadow
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Taking walks in the park
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Nature
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Music
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Singing
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Watching movies of her likes (fantasy ones mostly with a great story-line)

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dislikes:

                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Being princess (she doesn’t feel like one after going through an adventure like that)
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Haters
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • People who beg
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Horror/scary movies
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Classic music
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Working (job wise)
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • The color pink (not dark pink)
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Deciding from different options
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Coffee
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Accepting money from others
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Getting expensive gifts or gift in general (she likes getting gifts but she doesn’t feel good when someone spends so much money on such gift for her and barely accepts them cause she’s happy with the person himself, Shadow)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Overly basic character with the most basic information…Moving on before I shoot myself from the sheer torture of this basic bitch.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hobbies & Talent:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Drawing: She’s pretty good with digital drawing, editing and designing on her computer. Often falls asleep through late night when working so hard.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Singing: Sings all different kinds of songs, mostly like singing a lullaby for her children.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Cooking: Had trouble cooking with her own bare hands but after Shadow taught her how to cook like that she loves cooking for her husband like most woman do.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Transforming: With the smallest drop of water she can create anything, objects and food mostly.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Stripping: ONLY for her lovers Shadow and Silver further she’s shy doing it for them also at some points.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Holy fuck bunnies, stripping…STRIPPING!? ISN’T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A PG UNIVERSE!? WHEN THE FUCK DID SONIC BECOME A SEXUAL CARTOON SERIES!? Just…My god. She’s BASIC, BASIC!! And where the fuck did transforming come from? You’re not a water bender, you’re not a water elemental, nor are you a magic user. Stop trying so hard to make your character likable and perfect. It’s becoming more pathetic and painful to read and do this. Also…Seriously….Two lovers…TWO LOVERS..Now you’re really just a hoe. I get people who want to have poly-romantic relationships..But for fucks sake, you just make it seem like she was created for sex, nothing more, nothing less. If you’re that much of a horny bastard, then go take care of that and leave the Sonic fandom alone!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Personalities:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Cute
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Seductive
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Stubborn
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Low temper
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Helpful
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Kindhearted
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Anti-hero
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Serious
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Clumsy
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Mood swinger
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Emotional sensitive

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I seriously wish I could take back all the time I’ve spent on doing this…Seductive, anti-hero, overly emotional, cute, blah blah blah..How the hell is this bitch an “anti-hero”? You do realize the “anti-hero” isn’t some overly kind and submissive bitch right? If she was an ACTUAL anti-hero she would be more dominant wouldn’t try so hard to be liked..Seriously, she’s not an anti-hero, nor is she a hero..She’s…I don’t know what she is, but it’s something. I don’t even have the brain cells to actually continue with this…

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Done! I’m DONE!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This is weird to admit but the past year feels surreal to me, from Trump to Tom's crazy PR. Like a part of my brain won't register that all this happened. I know it happened but I'm having a hard time accepting its real. I guess stuff you'd never think would happen (Trump and Tom getting shredded when he was a media darling), then it did and you still don't know how to process it all. Tom is a great mental escape but that went to shit. I couldn't go to that to cope from Trump. 2018 plz suck less

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Trump ruined everything that even could have been good about 2017. Please LORD let him get impeached … but then that fuck hole Pence would be Prez but he’s useless.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Please god lord please just if you know please let me know, is this from a video? Secret pictures from disney? Tell me please cause im freaking myself all over because i dont know if it is true, i dont say it is art because it doesnt look like it, i mean it looks extremely real, If you know something let me know please cause feels are killing me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ..THEY JUST LEFT CAD ON THE PORCH????

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I MEAN YEAH HE’S A CHEAPASS BODY BUT IT’S AN INTERNATIONAL ORDER VALUED AT OVER 120 DOLLARS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T DO THAT???

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I really won't be pleased if Aedion dies because no that's Aelins only family plz lord no killing Aedion. What do you think?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                *screams*

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I love Aedion so much, I really really hope he doesn’t die, but I also think it’s a real long term possibility. Let me break it down:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Someone is going to die in Aelin’s court. I think there’s enough foreshadowing throughout Queen of Shadows to feel pretty certain about this: “War—war was coming. And they might not all survive it.” This basically tells us someone is going to die. Sarah doesn’t write light stories, she writes to develop her characters and her themes. War is war, and war without death really isn’t realistic. We read it over and over in literature: war has a price nobody is exempt from and that price is so often the loss of life. This universal symbol of war and it’s price is one that Sarah seems headed towards if her foreshadowing is anything to go by. Sarah doesn’t intend to make this war an easy one. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                2. So if someone is going to die, who? The case for Aedion is pretty simple: he’s close to Aelin, her only family *dies*, and that means his death would be painful. If it wasn’t painful for us to read, for Aelin to experience, then there wouldn’t be that cost of war. Although Aedion’s death would be painful it wouldn’t be the death of a character we’ve known since the beginning (like Dorian who will probably survive because of his character arc being only midway and since we’ve followed him so long, he’s an og!!). However Aedion is loyal and important enough to be dearly missed. His character is one near and dear to us, but I do think there’s a case to be made for his survival. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                3. Aedion still has a storyline to live out. Before mentioning the obvious romance brewing for Aedion there is the grain of a plot point that was mentioned in QoS of something Aedion had done with the Bane that was too terrible to tell Aelin. (I can’t find the quote…I’m overdue for a reread of QoS…oops) This is a piece of the plot that needs to be seen through, I think, before Aedion can die. Also Aedion is an important figure as we move into Terrasen in Empire of Storms, Aedion stayed in Terrasen and led the Bane, Aelin, as painful as it is to recognize, has much to answer for as they return to their home, and Aedion has important ties to our absent rebel friends *cough* Ren Allsbrook *cough* so I think we need him for that especially in the beginning of Empire of Storms.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                4. ROMANCE!! Aedion and Lysandra seemed to be set up together. Now idk if you ship this or not personally still undecided bc I sorta shipped Aedion with most of the male cast but… this plot point too needs to see fruition. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                5. However I could see Aedion living through those plot points only to die in ToG6 because Lysandra doesn’t need a man long term and while she seeks to find an epic Rowaelin love story of her own (don’t we all??) I think part of her could live through another lost love. I feel slightly skeptical about this because Sarah already killed her first love, Wesley, (this is the same reason I don’t think Rowan will be killed because…Sam). Yet, I could see Lysandra living with Evangeline on her estate and finding happiness without him? I’m not sure?? :(
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                6. He still seems like the perfect character to kill though?? Aedion will cause us pain. He’s great. We love him. Lysandra will probably love him too. His plot points and character arc could probably be finished through Empire of Storms leaving him to die a great developed hero of a character in ToG6. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                7. WE SHOULD BE AFRAID. I’ll cry with you now. Because I love him. I don’t want my loyal wolf puppy to go!! *cries* 
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                My lords, before it pleased his majesty
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                To raise my state to title of a queen,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Do me but right, and you must all confess
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That I was not ignoble of descent;
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And meaner than myself have had like fortune.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                But as this title honours me and mine,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So your dislike, to whom I would be pleasing,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Doth cloud my joys with danger and with sorrow.