helloooo!! since i haven’t rlly been so productive (pray that i do tomorrow yikes) i decided to do a list of quotes from different fandoms, famous people, etc. that i’ve experienced myself :D hope you like it!
Man, my heart is breaking over my girl recently. She is depressed and has real anxiety problems and she hates herself. Each day is an absolute trial and she is struggling. Today she has cried three times already, including at the place we went for a nice treat lunch. Please pray for her spirit, her soul, her heart, her mind. Please Lord Jesus comfort her and let her feel peace.
Please god lord please just if you know please let me know, is this from a video? Secret pictures from disney? Tell me please cause im freaking myself all over because i dont know if it is true, i dont say it is art because it doesnt look like it, i mean it looks extremely real, If you know something let me know please cause feels are killing me.
Please let them both live holyshit the game isn’t even released and they’ve been my ship as a JOKE NOW ITS REAL FOR ME. I’m no longer crack shipping these two lord please save me my otp i need more in my life
jUST LOOK AT THEM!! AAAAA. AND THE OTHER OFFICIAL ART IS GOOD SHIT.
Attention passengers, this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. This loser just bet that I couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say I’m about to be $20 richer real soon.
01. between the bars; elliot smith | 02. buzzcut season; lorde | 03. like real people do; hozier | 04. new slang; the shins | 05. i won’t love you any less; nat and alex wolff | 06. from afar; vance joy | 07. pusher; alt-j | 08. o children; nick cave and the bad seeds | 09. fantasy; ms mr | 10. so long, lonesome; explosions in the sky | 11. o; coldplay | 12. re:stacks; bon iver | 13. please, please, please, let me get what i want; she & him | 14. complainte de la butte’ rufus wainwright | 15. can’t help falling in love; fleet foxes | 16. lover of the light; mumford & sons | 17. skinny love; birdy | 18. it’s not my fault, i’m happy; passion pit | 19. the moon song [feat. ezra koenig]; karen o
My lords, before it pleased his majesty To raise my state to title of a queen, Do me but right, and you must all confess That I was not ignoble of descent; And meaner than myself have had like fortune. But as this title honours me and mine, So your dislike, to whom I would be pleasing, Doth cloud my joys with danger and with sorrow.
half the check please fandom:
I AM DEAD ZIMBITS ANGST HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE PAIN NGOZI HAS KILLED US WHAT IS SHITTY DOING PLEASE LET MY POOR ANGST RIDDEN SOUL REST
the other half of the check please fandom:
I CANT BELIVE THIS DAD SHITTY IS REAL ZIMBITS IS PERFECT RANSOM LOOKS SO GUD WHISKEY IS INFILTRATING THE LAX BROS NGOZI IS DOING THE LORDS WORK I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO ALIVE
Ransom and Holster have definitely filmed and submitted audition tapes to reality shows because let’s be real, their bro dynamic is untouchable. The drunker they get, the more serious and committed they get to proving how qualified they’d be for the amazing race/survivor, etc. Cue the boys karate chopping and roundhouse kicking all over the Haus and Bitty having to shoo them out of the kitchen because “lord, if ya’ll ruin my souffle I’m revoking your pie privileges for the semester!”
And Shitty definitely wants in on it so he can subvert the network’s attempts to pigeonhole him as a hyper-masculine jock type. He begs Jack to do it and then the boys have to explain what all these shows are and it’s just not happening (”so, they race around the world? they just run places?). Lardo and Shitty would absolutely kill it as a reality show team, so Ransom and Holster’s audition tapes end up being complete messes with them running into things and yelling “bro!” excitedly at each other and Shitty popping in with interjections about mainstream media and rigid gender socialization and high-fiving Lardo and the committee that reviews audition tapes for the shows genuinely has no idea what to do with their tape but it’s so funny and ridiculous that it becomes an office joke and they reference it for years to come.
Please be gentle on our fragile Dacey loving hearts. Let us forgive those (The Twisted “writers”) for trespassing against us. Let “Tut” be magnificent. Let it revive our souls, only to have it snatched right back out of us when Suhad rides Tutankhamun with a force strong that he’ll have to be buried with his toes curled, Lord Jesus. Please allow Suhad to be more than a bed wench (Lord knows I’m tired of WOC being portrayed as such). Let there be actual character development, Oh Glorious Father. Let there be POC all up and throw this, *starts speaking in tongues*! We rebuke that tom foolery that was “Exodus” (and Noah tbh). And finally let us walk away slayed (and educated like for real guys it’s historical to a certain extent).
You all seem so pleased with the new fire emblem game and your new waifus and husbandos. Please remember who is the real best character in fire emblem. Don’t forget best husbando, don’t forget best dad.
Yeah it’s pretty clear He ain’t no ugly dude And he can run-it run-it Like he suppose to do He’s got that boom boom That all the girls fake And all the right junk in all the right places You see it in magazines His ass is on the top You know that shit is real So please don’t make it stop Cause he got beauty beauty let’s praise the lord Cause every inch of him is perfect from the bottem to the top
Yeah my momma she told me don’t worry bout other guys cause stiles will be waiting for you just like other guys No he won’t be no stick figure sillicon barbie doll. And that’s not what you’re into so go ahead and dance along.
I’m all about that maze bout that maze yeah dylan. (3x) I’m all bout that maze bout that maze
Now bring my dylan back
’m not even joking bitchas give him back.
Nah i’m just joking you think I’m feeling sad?
Well I’m here to tell you every inch of him is minee from the bottom to the top.
[ Guys had to make this. I made this like forever ago]