please lord let this be real

Man, my heart is breaking over my girl recently. She is depressed and has real anxiety problems and she hates herself. Each day is an absolute trial and she is struggling. Today she has cried three times already, including at the place we went for a nice treat lunch. Please pray for her spirit, her soul, her heart, her mind. Please Lord Jesus comfort her and let her feel peace.

Exo hearing you call them daddy (version 1)

I didn’t know whether to do dirty smut or just kinda normal type thing so I’ve done both. So this is the first version of the more usual reaction. ^_^ enjoy!

Xiumin:

Could you say that again please baby?

Luhan:

*can’t believe that came out of your adorable kawaii mouth*

Kris:

This little angel has a bit of a devil in her doesn’t she

Suho:

*looks down and sees boner*

You have permission from daddy to say that again 

Lay:

hehe

Baekhyun:

*on the outside*

HAHAHAHA

*inside*

That is so hot I can’t

Chen:

YES MY BABY IS DIRTY HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD 

Chanyeol:

Is this real life????

D.O:

*basically* 

Tao:

Did you just…damn 

Kai:

ok I’m ready lets go

Sehun:

I think I like this 

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~Love MJ  ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

^gifs aren’t mine credit goes to owners^

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Please god lord please just if you know please let me know, is this from a video? Secret pictures from disney? Tell me please cause im freaking myself all over because i dont know if it is true, i dont say it is art because it doesnt look like it, i mean it looks extremely real, If you know something let me know please cause feels are killing me.

If I could ever have a prequel to the Harry Potter books, I would want Jo to write about either 

  1. The Marauders in their Hogwarts years, or
  2. Tom Riddle as he grew up in the orphanage, started Hogwarts, and eventually became Voldemort, or
  3. The Founders of Hogwarts and their original story

PLEASE, JO. PLEASE.

EXO when you want to go driving with them at 2am.

Can you do an Exo reaction to you wanting to go driving with him at like 2am? Please and thank you. Btw I loved the Lord of the Rings reaction it was absolutely amazing.

Suho: “Sure honey, anything for my princess” *flips hair like the prince charming he is*

Originally posted by wintershower

Baekhyun: “Ahahahaha funny baby, very funny” *thinks you are joking, and refuses to take you seriously because, well, it IS 2 am*

Originally posted by wugalaxy

Chanyeol: “Oh… sure honey, let’s go for a drive…. I mean there must be plenty of quiet, dark places we can stop and have a… snack” *pervy chanyeol grin, making panties drop all over the world*

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

D.O: “are you for real? You do realize it’s 2 a.m and we both have work tomorrow right?” *stares at you, like the gif, but eventually gives in*

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

Kai: “Sure baby, I’ll take you anywhere you want to go” *immediately grabs the keys, ready to please you*

Originally posted by kairamelo

Sehun: “Oh okay. So when I asked you yesterday it was a no. But now you want to drive at 2 am? Okay. I see how it is” *judges hard*

Originally posted by sehbutts

Kris: *stares at you until you go back to bed*

Originally posted by sekairis

Tao: *agrees to go driving with you at 2 am to make you happy, but ends up falling asleep in the passenger seat*

Originally posted by oh-prankster

Luhan: “You know Y/N, there are plently more things that can be done in a car at 2 am other than driving….” *pervhan more ON*

Originally posted by whenyouleftthem

Xiumin: “Sure jagi, we can go it’s only… 2 AM?!!” *gif*

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

“Well, I guess you are going to have to make it up to me somehow…”

Originally posted by parkchny

Chen: “But jagiiii it’s cold outside, and it’s dark and late…. just stay in bed with me so we can cuddle please”

Originally posted by chentokki

Lay: “What? Sure baby! let’s go! It will be fun! Anything to make you happy” *cutiepie lay makes my knees weak*

Originally posted by laygion

A/N: None of these gifs are mine, credits go to their rightful owners

Attention passengers, this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. This loser just bet that I couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say I’m about to be $20 richer real soon.
—  Kise Ryouta, piloting his first airline flight

stargazing (x)

let the night sky serenade you

01. between the bars; elliot smith | 02. buzzcut season; lorde | 03. like real people do; hozier | 04. new slang; the shins | 05. i won’t love you any less; nat and alex wolff | 06. from afar; vance joy | 07. pusher; alt-j | 08. o children; nick cave and the bad seeds | 09. fantasy; ms mr | 10. so long, lonesome; explosions in the sky | 11. o; coldplay | 12. re:stacks; bon iver | 13. please, please, please, let me get what i want; she & him | 14. complainte de la butte’ rufus wainwright | 15. can’t help falling in love; fleet foxes | 16. lover of the light; mumford & sons | 17. skinny love; birdy | 18. it’s not my fault, i’m happy; passion pit | 19. the moon song [feat. ezra koenig]; karen o

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My lords, before it pleased his majesty
To raise my state to title of a queen,
Do me but right, and you must all confess
That I was not ignoble of descent;
And meaner than myself have had like fortune.
But as this title honours me and mine,
So your dislike, to whom I would be pleasing,
Doth cloud my joys with danger and with sorrow.

  • half the check please fandom: I AM DEAD ZIMBITS ANGST HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE PAIN NGOZI HAS KILLED US WHAT IS SHITTY DOING PLEASE LET MY POOR ANGST RIDDEN SOUL REST
  • the other half of the check please fandom: I CANT BELIVE THIS DAD SHITTY IS REAL ZIMBITS IS PERFECT RANSOM LOOKS SO GUD WHISKEY IS INFILTRATING THE LAX BROS NGOZI IS DOING THE LORDS WORK I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO ALIVE

Ransom and Holster have definitely filmed and submitted audition tapes to reality shows because let’s be real, their bro dynamic is untouchable. The drunker they get, the more serious and committed they get to proving how qualified they’d be for the amazing race/survivor, etc. Cue the boys karate chopping and roundhouse kicking all over the Haus and Bitty having to shoo them out of the kitchen because “lord, if ya’ll ruin my souffle I’m revoking your pie privileges for the semester!”

And Shitty definitely wants in on it so he can subvert the network’s attempts to pigeonhole him as a hyper-masculine jock type. He begs Jack to do it and then the boys have to explain what all these shows are and it’s just not happening (”so, they race around the world? they just run places?). Lardo and Shitty would absolutely kill it as a reality show team, so Ransom and Holster’s audition tapes end up being complete messes with them running into things and yelling “bro!” excitedly at each other and Shitty popping in with interjections about mainstream media and rigid gender socialization and high-fiving Lardo and the committee that reviews audition tapes for the shows genuinely has no idea what to do with their tape but it’s so funny and ridiculous that it becomes an office joke and they reference it for years to come. 

Bow your heads, let us pray.

Dear Heavenly Father,

Please be gentle on our fragile Dacey loving hearts. Let us forgive those (The Twisted “writers”) for trespassing against us. Let “Tut” be magnificent. Let it revive our souls, only to have it snatched right back out of us when Suhad rides Tutankhamun with a force strong that he’ll have to be buried with his toes curled, Lord Jesus. Please allow Suhad to be more than a bed wench (Lord knows I’m tired of WOC being portrayed as such). Let there be actual character development, Oh Glorious Father. Let there be POC all up and throw this, *starts speaking in tongues*! We rebuke that tom foolery that was “Exodus” (and Noah tbh). And finally let us walk away slayed (and educated like for real guys it’s historical to a certain extent).

In Jesus mighty name we pray…Let the fandom say,

Amen

Please don’t forget Chrom

You all seem so pleased with the new fire emblem game and your new waifus and husbandos. Please remember who is the real best character in fire emblem. Don’t forget best husbando, don’t forget best dad.

Do not forget Chrom, the world’s most bro lord.

Do not let him be forgotten.

All about that maze.

Yeah it’s pretty clear
He ain’t no ugly dude
And he can run-it run-it
Like he suppose to do
He’s got that boom boom
That all the girls fake
And all the right junk in all the right places
You see it in magazines
His ass is on the top
You know that shit is real
So please don’t make it stop
Cause he got beauty beauty let’s praise the lord 
Cause every inch of him is perfect from the bottem to the top

Yeah my momma she told me don’t worry bout other guys
cause stiles will be waiting for you just like other guys
No he won’t be no stick figure sillicon barbie doll. 
And that’s not what you’re into so go ahead and dance along. 

I’m all about that maze bout that maze yeah dylan. (3x)
I’m all bout that maze bout that maze

Now bring my dylan back

’m not even joking bitchas give him back. 

Nah i’m just joking you think I’m feeling sad? 

Well I’m here to tell you every inch of him is minee from the bottom to the top. 

[ Guys had to make this. I made this like forever ago]