please just what

Two. TWO. Roaches. In my room tonight. I could forgive the first one, b/c it’s bound to happen every now and then. But, after feeling so accomplished by getting rid of it despite my paralyzingly fear, a second motherfucker just HAD to make an appearance in my connecting bathroom. I get rid of that one too after panic-dancing around the thing, and now my room should be roach free… SHOULD be. Unfortunately, I knew after seeing roach #2 that I wouldn’t be sleeping in my own room tonight. I’m currently lying on the couch in defeat. There’s no way I’m taking a chance on a third visitor showing up uninvited.

To anyone who lives in Manchester, please stay safe, my heart really does go out to everyone caught up in this horrific attack ❤ I know my words may not help in this situation, but I just want you all to know, I love you all, and I wish everyone to be safe and sound, there’s still some hope in humanity ❤

(((Any salvation for Tsukiyama…? At least a nice long talk with him would be great…..Not denying Touken, as it was so easy to predict it will be canon from the very beginning (don’t agree about it all together but I am not the creator and I respect Ishida-sensei’s writing and don’t hate Touken ether, I think its cute but don’t agree how it went down….its so twisted tbh…..I guess that’s TG.) but Tsukiyama deserves that much from Kaneki.
Feel like he is being used by Kaneki in so many levels and its not healthy for him….I hope he seeks his own happiness and stop trying to win over Kaneki’s affection cuz apparently its not happening no matter how hard he tries. I was seeing some of his face while he was talking to Touka about Haise and I done busted up in tears….. He lost everything because of Kaneki…..wtf man….talk about unfair.
I am dropping this series as a creator, but I will see it through to the end as a reader. Will be posting some rap ups here for at least Conversation with the Crossbreed but after that I will log out and never return.)))

man i miss the time y'all used to send me sweet things now im just a salt goblin who gets sent anon hate literally every day. amazing. 

HEY MARK

@markiplier

I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL AND YOU

We as a community love you and support you no matter what as we have shown with how we responded to your recent late night vlog.

But… IMMA NEED TO LEARN YOU SOMETHING.

You said in your ONI livestream that you wanted someone to compile a list of some of the games people wanted you to play.

WELL I HAVE A LIST FOR YOU hoo boi

I started it back in January of 2016. It has over 6 pages of various games. SIX PAGES!

And I realize that you get thousands of messages. Emails and posts just thrown at you. But I still try..

I have made a Google Doc. Shared with your gmail (both markiplier and markipliergame) and I would post the link here but honestly… I put some more personal stuff on there… ANYWHo 

JUST FOLLOW SOME SIMPLE STEPS!

-Go to your google drive

-Get to the search bar

-Look up “Markiplier Master Game Suggestions List”

-Click it 

-READ MY GLORY

-please

I do try to add more games when I can and some games are kinda old but still.

If you do see this, please give me some kind of signal?? Write on the doc, send me an ask, anything.

@markiplier

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In which Emma wakes up at her home in New York, after a terribly vivid bad dream, to have a Sunday breakfast with her wife and son.

[twitter link part 1 | twitter link part 2]

(please DON’T repost!)

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

Pidge: Ok, so don’t get too excited, but I’ve worked out a way to connect the laptop to the internet…
Lance: Pidge how the quiznak did you think I was not going to get excited about this?!?!?!
Hunk: Anything I can help with?
Pidge: Ok, so the thing is that from our end it’s pretty simple right, I mean it’s just a case of sending and receiving correctly coded signals, and my laptop has the inbuilt hardware for all that. The real problem is that we’re light years away, and even with the ship’s range, it’d take years for our signal to reach Earth, and we can’t use the speed-enhanced Altean frequencies because it has to fit in with the existing architecture, and then coming back there isn’t enough range anyway and-
Keith: Pidge, breathe
Pidge: …Anyway, if we had a way to transport the signals instantly we could simply relay them back and forth through, say, a wormhole specifically designed to transport waves rather than matter?
Hunk: But the only way to do that is if….
Pidge: … yeah
Shiro:
Lance:
Keith:

Shiro: I can’t believe you’re seriously debating asking the princess to use her Altean energy so the castle can get a wifi signal
Shiro: *leaves*
Other paladins: *ashamed shuffling*
Five minutes later
Shiro, running back into the room: SHE SAID YES!!

  • Mantis: you feel sexual love *points at Gamora* for her!
  • Drax: she 👏👏👌 just 😂😂👏👌😂 told everyone 👀😂💯your 👀👀👀deepest 🔫🔪🔪🔫🗡 darkest ☻😅😂 secret
  • Peter: how did you do it it's a verbal conversation
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Izzy and Alec are the best we’ve got.

Masterpost of Cryptic Shit from The Adventure Zone

Because damn Griffin’s given us a lot of mysteries to work with. (Excerpts from the show under the cut.)

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This is something….. Basically it’s me wanting to write an AU where Jack never kissed Bitty and went on with his life and how they still found their way back to each other. I’ve been taking bits and pieces of this fic and putting them in different fics so there are a ton of holes but I keep thinking about it. 

The context for this is if Jack went up to visit his parents over the summer and he invited the team up because why the hell not????? It’s a WIP. I don’t have it all figured out yet. 


Ransom and Holster jump at the same time and the splash it creates reaches Alicia on the patio chair. She sighs and stands.

“I’m so happy you brought the boys with you,” she says dryly but she ruffles Jack’s hair as she goes by.

Jack waits a moment and follows her.

He closes the door behind him and she looks up with a smile from where she’s pouring more chips into a bowl.

“I’m glad Eric could come. Your father mentioned the two of you had some issues? Is that all worked out now? He seems pretty comfortable around you.”

“I think I could be in love with him.”

There’s dead air in the kitchen but beyond the sliding doors the world rages on.

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