please just stop okay

okay okay so i know people are speculating that amber’s gonna confront candy in front of everyone and that her boy is gonna stick up for her and they go public but like what if during the sticking up he’s making a speech about how great candy is aND SAYS THAT HE LOVES HER AND CANDY IS JUST LIKE ‘YOU LOVE ME’ AND OF COURSE THE BF GOES LIKE RED BECAUSE WOOPS HE DIDNT MEAN TO SAY IT THEN BUT THEN IS LIKE SUPER CONFIDENT AND IS ALL ‘YEAH I LOVE YOU’ AND THAts how the first exchanging of i love you’s happens

The signs as random things my chemistry teacher said
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> "Stop asking me dumb questions! *sighs* Please just Google that shit, okay?"<p/><b>Taurus:</b> "This cup of mango juice is better than your grades."<p/><b>Gemini:</b> "Shall I compare thee to a halogen? Cause you're very unstable, Karen."<p/><b>Cancer:</b> *steps inside the classroom with a MCR t-shirt* "WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY.."<p/><b>Leo:</b> "Your chance of passing this year is as high as my chance to get laid tonight."<p/><b>Virgo:</b> "It got my degree and now I'm stuck with you idiots! Haha no I'm just kidding." *coughs* "not."<p/><b>Libra:</b> *Walks over to a smooching couple* Seems like you two got chemistry.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> "You could compare the octet rule to humanity. We all need someone to be with us and keep us stable." *looks trough the window* "Why did you leave me Amanda?"<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> "I'm gonna dress up as the guy from Despicable Me for Halloween this year. I expect you all to dress as minions. If not, everyone in this class will be facing consequences."<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> *with a thick fake accent* "Bloody hell mate! That is one magnificent jumper you're wearing."<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> "Call me Gouda because boy I've been cheesy as fuck lately."<p/><b>Pisces:</b> "WATCH OUT THAT'S EXPLOSIVE!" *student runs away scared* "Just kidding bro. "<p/></p><p/></p>

(jumps down from counter in indubbz voice) I’M GAY

Bitty cooks all the time to procrastinate, so of course Jack has gotten used to the “Here, taste this” and the proffered spoon of whatever Bitty had decided to whip up for the day. Jack doesn’t even look up anymore when he’s helping Bitty chop up the vegetables, or if he’s watching a documentary on his laptop in the kitchen so he can keep Bitty company. He just opens his mouth as he continues to do whatever he’d been doing, and gives comments like, “Mmm,” “Good. I like this,” “Is there chicken in here,” and the “Hm. It’s okay,” which Bitty has learned to interpret as a ‘No, don’t feed me this anymore.’

They start unconsciously doing it everywhere. At the Haus, when Bitty scoops up the chicken salad he’d been mixing and shoves it towards Jack, who’s already leaning in, Holster complains to Ransom, “Why don’t you feed me like that? It’s like you don’t love me anymore, bro.” (Ransom responds, “Bro I used to and then you betrayed me and ate more than half of your share of the sundae.”) When Bob and Alicia visit Providence, they witness Bitty in the process of feeding Jack a spoonful of something that looks like casserole, and Alicia didn’t even have time to comment, “Jack, I thought you didn’t like casserole” when Jack says, “It’s good. Is there more?” They go to a fair when they visit Georgia and Bitty doesn’t even think twice before spooning the slush from his snow cone and offering it to Jack, who nearly swallows the entire spoon because he hadn’t been paying attention.

Jack finally returns the favor at their wedding, when he offers Bitty his forkful of cake and kisses the icing off the corner of Bitty’s face.  

  • Vernon : repeat after me okay?
  • Vernon : Cash
  • Seungkwan : krash?
  • Vernon : me
  • Seungkwan : me
  • Vernon : outside
  • Seungkwan : outside?
  • Vernon : howbow dah
  • Seungkwan : bow dah how?
  • Vernon : good enough- HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT I TAUGHT SEUNGKWAN
When you realize your boyfriend is singing and you can do nothing but marvel at his beautiful voice...

…so you fkn lipbite at him.

(can we just take a moment to appreciate the jawline that belongs to one Choi Seungcheol because hot damnnnnn I could probably use it as a ruler)

  • I can't say I'm hearing voices when I'm the one talking.
  • I see a kitchen knife
  • Thought: stab yourself
  • Me: Okay.
  • Me a second later: Wait. No. Bad.
  • I step into the warm bath, allowing myself to believe for a moment that the scent of lavender will bring me peace.
  • Thought: drown yourself
  • Me: Okay.
  • Me a second later: Please stop...
  • Just... stop.
  • It's not a voice inside my head like some foreign enemy. It's just me.
  • Whether I'm down or up, it doesn't seem to matter. This side of me doesn't want to leave my head but insists that instead I want to leave my body.
  • Sometimes it's a piercing scream, a bleeding plea. But... sometimes it's just there.
  • I need to escape. But I don't know how or to where.
  • So please, just... stop.
Okay.

Everyone please do me a favor and just stop talking about Jungkook’s acne. He’s a human, and he’s young, and he literally wears makeup so much and I’m sure he has stress in his life, so acne is natural. He doesn’t have some severe skin condition, and it’s not worth throwing a fit over it. He’s human, so please just get over it. Idols can’t be expected to maintain perfection 100% of the time and it’s completely unrealistic to expect it so please just kindly back off his case for it, thank you.