please just stop okay

The signs as random things my chemistry teacher said
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> "Stop asking me dumb questions! *sighs* Please just Google that shit, okay?"<p/><b>Taurus:</b> "This cup of mango juice is better than your grades."<p/><b>Gemini:</b> "Shall I compare thee to a halogen? Cause you're very unstable, Karen."<p/><b>Cancer:</b> *steps inside the classroom with a MCR t-shirt* "WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY.."<p/><b>Leo:</b> "Your chance of passing this year is as high as my chance to get laid tonight."<p/><b>Virgo:</b> "It got my degree and now I'm stuck with you idiots! Haha no I'm just kidding." *coughs* "not."<p/><b>Libra:</b> *Walks over to a smooching couple* Seems like you two got chemistry.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> "You could compare the octet rule to humanity. We all need someone to be with us and keep us stable." *looks trough the window* "Why did you leave me Amanda?"<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> "I'm gonna dress up as the guy from Despicable Me for Halloween this year. I expect you all to dress as minions. If not, everyone in this class will be facing consequences."<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> *with a thick fake accent* "Bloody hell mate! That is one magnificent jumper you're wearing."<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> "Call me Gouda because boy I've been cheesy as fuck lately."<p/><b>Pisces:</b> "WATCH OUT THAT'S EXPLOSIVE!" *student runs away scared* "Just kidding bro. "<p/></p><p/></p>

(jumps down from counter in indubbz voice) I’M GAY

Bitty cooks all the time to procrastinate, so of course Jack has gotten used to the “Here, taste this” and the proffered spoon of whatever Bitty had decided to whip up for the day. Jack doesn’t even look up anymore when he’s helping Bitty chop up the vegetables, or if he’s watching a documentary on his laptop in the kitchen so he can keep Bitty company. He just opens his mouth as he continues to do whatever he’d been doing, and gives comments like, “Mmm,” “Good. I like this,” “Is there chicken in here,” and the “Hm. It’s okay,” which Bitty has learned to interpret as a ‘No, don’t feed me this anymore.’

They start unconsciously doing it everywhere. At the Haus, when Bitty scoops up the chicken salad he’d been mixing and shoves it towards Jack, who’s already leaning in, Holster complains to Ransom, “Why don’t you feed me like that? It’s like you don’t love me anymore, bro.” (Ransom responds, “Bro I used to and then you betrayed me and ate more than half of your share of the sundae.”) When Bob and Alicia visit Providence, they witness Bitty in the process of feeding Jack a spoonful of something that looks like casserole, and Alicia didn’t even have time to comment, “Jack, I thought you didn’t like casserole” when Jack says, “It’s good. Is there more?” They go to a fair when they visit Georgia and Bitty doesn’t even think twice before spooning the slush from his snow cone and offering it to Jack, who nearly swallows the entire spoon because he hadn’t been paying attention.

Jack finally returns the favor at their wedding, when he offers Bitty his forkful of cake and kisses the icing off the corner of Bitty’s face.  

When you realize your boyfriend is singing and you can do nothing but marvel at his beautiful voice...

…so you fkn lipbite at him.

(can we just take a moment to appreciate the jawline that belongs to one Choi Seungcheol because hot damnnnnn I could probably use it as a ruler)


Everyone please do me a favor and just stop talking about Jungkook’s acne. He’s a human, and he’s young, and he literally wears makeup so much and I’m sure he has stress in his life, so acne is natural. He doesn’t have some severe skin condition, and it’s not worth throwing a fit over it. He’s human, so please just get over it. Idols can’t be expected to maintain perfection 100% of the time and it’s completely unrealistic to expect it so please just kindly back off his case for it, thank you.

anonymous asked:

i can't believe you're going to start an anti blue stim blog movement fuck you my favorite color is blue i don't want ppl boycotting it!!! just to prove a point :(((

okay anon no need to be rude. i’m not starting a movement, i didn’t even think people would join in (though i’m pretty excited about that). this is something pretty personal to me, it’s not just “proving a point”. autism $peaks is a horrible organisation and it’s just a small thing to bring awareness of that. plus it’s not like you won’t be able to find any blue on tumblr and there’ll be a queue full of blue things as soon as may comes around. 

mynamessloth  asked:

Do exclusionists really call aces pedophiles and rapists??? What is the logic "you dont feel sexual attraction so clearly your sexually attracted to children" ???

Honestly I can’t confirm this myself but I have seen exclusionists giving ace people shit and making their identities seem ‘inherently sexual’ because “no one needs to know who you get horny for and when its tmi” and just…mm I’m fucking tired okay.

Please stop with this nonsense, y'all are going too far.

Bleach volume 74

Like… For real ichiruki fans think ichihime ones are upset about this? Of course we would have loved one more picture of Kazui, but i already said that if there were going to be a 2 character cover was either Kazui and Ichika or Ichigo and Rukia, understand this guys: this doesn’t make ichihime less canon, neither do we want to make Ichigo and Rukia’s relationship less, we know they both started Bleach, and we agree it’s perfectly okay that it ENDS with them, but not because they’re lovers who want to cuddle up and kiss each other, they’re not that, you should know by this point, just take Kubo’s precious words in mind and accept them, they’re NAKAMA, and that doesn’t mean they are not important to each other of course they are! Keep shipping them if you want to, nobody is going to stop you, but at least stop trying to make this into a war again, enjoy the cover, if someone says they don’t like it screw them, if you do you do, Kubo put them in the cover for a reason, because he thought they two deserved it, and because that’s what bleach represents, not fluffy romance, not war and tragedy, bleach represents friendship, a strong and unbreakable bond, just like the one we see in the cover