please i can't with your face

First-Meeting Sentence Starters
  • Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:
  • "Uh, hi there."
  • "I was here first. Go to the back of the line!"
  • "Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I'm in a hurry."
  • "Service here is TERRIBLE today!"
  • "Is this seat taken?"
  • "Do you have a moment to talk?"
  • "Hi, listen, there's someone following me, and I'm paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I'm not alone?"
  • "Here, take this and run with me. I'll explain later!"
  • "Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."
  • "Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don't need to eat that many!"
  • "Do you work here?"
  • "Look, I'm not an employee, but the ____ are right over there."
  • "Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet."
  • "Are you from ____ or ____?"
  • "Hello, ____."
  • "I swear I've seen you on TV."
  • "Yes, I'm ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want."
  • "Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!"
  • "Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me."
  • "Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to walk into you!"
  • "Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders."
  • "Ugh, this isn't my food. Did anyone here order a ____?"
  • "You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?"
  • "H-Hey, I'm freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?"
  • "You poor thing, you look like you're cooking! Here, take a bottle of water."
  • "It's so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Oh, good, you're awake. What happened to you?"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "Get in! You're in danger!"
  • "Please, let me ride with you. There's someone after me!"
  • "Grab the spare helmet and jump on."
  • "Are you playing ____?"
  • "Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?"
  • "Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket."
  • "I'd love to take that free spot as long as you don't mind sitting next to me."
  • "Have you seen a lost child around here?"
  • "I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they're yours."
  • "That coat isn't real fur, is it?"
  • "If you can't tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn't be harassing people on the street."
  • "Are we locked in here?"
  • "Can I use your phone?"
  • "Here, take my phone. No questions asked."
  • "What's cookin' good lookin'?"
  • "If you're trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again."
101 fluffy prompts
  • FALLING IN LOVE
  • 001: "You're really soft."
  • 002: "You smell nice."
  • 003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."
  • 004: "Is it possible to love too much?"
  • 005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."
  • 006: "I will always be there protect you."
  • 007: "I'm cold. Come closer."
  • 008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
  • 009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."
  • 010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."
  • 011: "May I have this dance?"
  • 012: "I can't stop thinking about you."
  • 013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."
  • 014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."
  • 015: "All I want is you."
  • 016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"
  • 017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."
  • 018: "I want to hear you sing."
  • 019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."
  • 020: "You look incredible in that."
  • 021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"
  • 022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."
  • 023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
  • 024: "I think I'm in love."
  • 025: "I’d like it if you stayed.
  • 026: "People are jerks, but not you."
  • 027: "I'll share the blankets with you."
  • 028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."
  • 029: "I want this to never end..."
  • 030: "Can I kiss you?"
  • LIVING TOGETHER
  • 031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."
  • 032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."
  • 033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"
  • 034: "You can put your cold feet on me."
  • 035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."
  • 036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."
  • 037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."
  • 038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."
  • 039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."
  • 040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."
  • 041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."
  • 042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"
  • 043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."
  • 044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."
  • 045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."
  • WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS
  • 046: "I caught the bouquet"
  • 047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."
  • 048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"
  • 049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."
  • 050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."
  • 051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "
  • 052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."
  • 053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "
  • 054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "
  • 055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."
  • 056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."
  • 057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"
  • MARRIED LIFE
  • 058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "
  • 059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."
  • 060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"
  • 061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."
  • 062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”
  • 063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"
  • 064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."
  • 065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"
  • 066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."
  • 067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"
  • 068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."
  • 069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"
  • 070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."
  • PREGNANCY
  • 071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."
  • 072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "
  • 073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "
  • 074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"
  • 075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."
  • 076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."
  • 077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."
  • 078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"
  • 079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."
  • 080: "Did you feel that?"
  • 081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "
  • 082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
  • 083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "
  • 084: "I think you might be pregnant.”
  • 085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."
  • PARENTING
  • 086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."
  • 087: "Sh…they’re asleep."
  • 088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."
  • 089: "Mondays are your diaper days."
  • 090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."
  • 091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."
  • 092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."
  • 093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."
  • 094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"
  • 095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."
  • 096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"
  • 097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"
  • 098: "I think we should have another."
  • 099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"
  • 100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."
  • 101: "…They just grow up so fast."
Be A Good Girl - Smut

Originally posted by hothothotgg

Author: @dumbass-stilinski
Rating: NSFW 18+
Pairing: Stiles Stilinski/Reader
Words: 4,294
AN: PURE FILTH. I apologize in advance. Thanks to @writing-obrien and @celestial-writing for their input and Chloe for worrying that I was killing the poor reader here. Trust me, she can handle it lmao.


To say that Stiles was a bit of an exhibitionist was an understatement. He liked to fuck you wherever and whenever he wanted, and he got off on the fact that you could be caught at any moment. It had surprised you at first, the normally sarcastic and awkward boy hadn’t struck you as the type, but he was kinky as fuck, and good at what he did. He could leave you a writhing, panting mess with just his words, and his mouth and tongue were more than you could handle sometimes. His fingers were a godsend, and he knew how to get you off quicker than you could do it yourself. On top of his insatiable daddy kink, things with him were never boring.

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HOLD THE FUCK UP I GOTTA POINT SOME SHIT OUT

  • the soft barely there caress of clarke’s hair
  • the way that both of them open their eyes at the same time so that the first thing that clarke sees is the tear filled eyes of the girl that would wait forever for her to be ready
  • the look of absolute wonder and awe on lexas face
  • my dead body in the background

AND DONT EVEN GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THIS SHIT

  • AS SOON AS THE PULLED AWAY FROM THE KISS LEXA DOES A LIL SCAN OF CLARKES FACE TO SEE IF WHAT HAPPED WAS 1000% OKAY WITH HER
  • CLarKES EYES DrOP TO LEXAS LIPS NOT ONCE But TWICE 
  • LEXAS LIP TREMBLE ;____;
  • PLEASE draw your attention to the little jaw drop that lexa does KINda LIKE that lil kiss pulled all the air out of her lungs
  • AS LEXA EXHALES HER EyeS DROP TO CLARKES LIPS
  • I CAN HEAR THE GAY ASS VIOLINS FROM HERE

attiladorn  asked:

Oh my goodness, your Roadhog is so damn hot, I can't even!!


Thank you so much! I’ve been trying to settle on a face for him and I think I’m finally happy with this one.


Also! I’ve hit over 100 followers! I appreciate all the support and the community has been great! Please feel free to request or send me a message!

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Rebelcaptain Pirates AU

She’d heard the stories, sung by the maidens to frighten her, “The pirates will come if you don’t sleep right now.”

She’d closed her eyes, but she couldn’t sleep without her papa’s kiss on her forehead, so the next day she’d thought they would break the door down, their faces blackened by soot and with sharpened swords, ready to take her away.

What happened years later had been different. Their kidnapping much more elegant, Captain Cassian Andor was bent to treat her like the lady she was.

She ate at his table while he scrutinized plans and maps.

Some stories were true, they were dirty and crass, but they looked at the sea with longing. Something she was jealous of.

So she too looks at the sea, trying to see what they could see.

She licks her lips and tastes the salty air.

“Enjoying the view?” Cassian asks, hand on the railing.

She’s learned to politely answer, to bow her head and smile, but she doesn’t, she refuses to. “The same blue, the same waves,” she answers, with more firmness than she thought she had.

“You will get used to it.”

"Do you plan to keep me here for a long time?”

“Until we find your father,” he shrugs, his smile still on his face, as if it pleased him to irritate her.

“I told you, I do not know where he is.”

“Oh, but I do, and I need you for him to be more …” he is looking for the words, or perhaps playing the threatening card, “complacent.”

i’m honestly laughing that the only insulting thing simon could think about calling jace was captain america like… simon, my sweet darling boy, that is the exact opposite of an insult, this is the same as saying, “would you please SHUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOUTH” “can you please stop with your face it’s distracting me” “you’re the embodiment of all that is good and right with the world” “i literally have a poster of you in my room”

  • Chloe: If you were only just a bit more open, Beca. It's not that hard!
  • Beca: YES IT IS, Chloe. Easy for you to say, since you're more approachable and all.
  • Chloe: But it's just me, and we are friends! C'mon Becs, you can't keep hiding your feelings forever.
  • Beca: ...
  • Chloe: Tell me. Please.
  • Beca: *grabs Chloe's face then kisses her, then pulled away* There. You happy now?
EXO Reacts to: 'Please don't get hurt, I can't lose you. That would kill me.'

Summary: You think they’re sleeping when you whisper these words.

Xiumin

He’d find it cute that you cared so much for him. He’ll face you and reassure you that he will take care of himself and tell you that you have nothing to worry about.

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Kris

He continues to pretend to be asleep, smiling triumphantly. When he’s sure that your fast asleep he returns the loving gesture.

‘I love you too Y/N.’

Originally posted by kriswudaily

Luhan

Dying over how adorable you are! At first he’ll pretend to sleep, but you notice the smirk on his face and he soon turns around and snuggles into your neck.

‘You’re the most precious thing on this planet princess.’

Originally posted by sehanniedew

Suho

Junmyeon thinks that this is the sweetest gesture in the world. He’ll look up at you with a sweet smile on his face, admiring you.

‘How did I get so lucky?’

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

Lay

Yixing remains oblivious to your sweet words, he’s way too deep in his sleep. But, he does unconsciously snuggle closer to you.

Originally posted by xiumined-and-minseoking

Baekhyun

He’s probably gonna tease you a little tbh. This doesn’t mean he isn’t fangirling on the inside though. As soon as he heard that sentence his heart leapt at his chest.

‘Aw jagi, look at you blushing! You’re so cute.’

Originally posted by pcyhappyvirus

Chen

He let’s out a cute giggle over how cute you are. He turns around to look at you and wraps his arms around your body, placing a sweet kiss on your cheek.

‘I love you so much Y/N.’

Originally posted by magnolia-in-may

Chanyeol

Immediately turns around and plasters kisses all over your face, literally squealing how cute you are.

‘Who knew I could love someone as much as I love you?’

Originally posted by urbeautifulway

D.O

His eyes shoot open, and he giggles at the embarrassed look on your face. He embraces your body, and the two of you share a passionate kiss.

‘As long as I have my jagi I’ll be safe and sound.’

Originally posted by nicelyjaythan

Tao

Although he’ll find what you said extremely heart warming and inside he’ll be screaming; he wouldn’t want you to know that he was a big softie so he would pretend to sleep for a while. Like Kris, once he thinks you’re asleep he’ll hold you close and whisper:

‘You are so sweet, I love you Y/N.’

Originally posted by shinylightblue

Kai

Jongin will be speechless, he’s so overwhelmed by how lovely you are. He stares at you with wide eyes, he falls in love with you all over again. He pulls your body close to his, holding on tight to you for the rest of the night.

‘I can never let you go Y/N, I want to be with you for the rest of my life.’

Originally posted by krismehard

Sehun

This lil brat is gonna carry on sleeping with a proud smirk on his face, your gesture of love and care has just raised his ego x1837382. He’ll bring this up randomly somewhere in the near future to tease you; of course he loves it though.

Originally posted by bubbleflexe

anonymous asked:

This might sound a bit odd, but your face makes me very happy! I can't pinpoint what it is, but something about the combination of your features, and your hair/eye/skin colour makes my brain super duper happy. You are a joy to watch because of how expressive, and genuine you are all the time!

Thank you! I’ve never considered my face as “aesthetically pleasing”.

Undisclosed Desires (part 2)

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Summary: You and Castiel resolve some personal issues.

Warnings: Here be smut (oral, rough sex, dirty talk, teasing, multiple orgasms, over sensitivity)

A/N: Master tag list is at the end, let me know if you’d like to be added.

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Sam and Dean smirked at being told that you needed to speak to Castiel alone. Before they could issue a witty remark to you, Castiel barked at them in a commanding tone. “Get out.”

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Slowly Dying in Someone's Arms Sentence Starters
  • [ Requested ages ago. Sorry for the wait! Warnings for death, obviously ]:
  • "It doesn't hurt...Not anymore."
  • "I don't regret it."
  • "It was worth it to protect you."
  • "Please don't cry."
  • "I don't want to leave you..."
  • "I love you more than anything or anyone."
  • "Remember me when I'm gone."
  • "Say my name, so I'll live on."
  • "Tell them about me and what I did."
  • "If I did nothing else, at least I loved."
  • "I love you...Live for me."
  • "It hurts so much..."
  • "I-I can't breathe..."
  • "I wish it would hurry up and happen..."
  • "I want to die so bad..."
  • "At least yours is the last face I see..."
  • "I'm so sorry..."
  • "Live your life...I'll be there when it's your time..."
  • "This isn't goodbye...This is see you later..."
  • "I don't want to die...I can't..."
  • "I have so much more I want to do..."
  • "Please don't let me go..."
  • "Hold me until the end."
  • "I love you. I've always loved you..."
  • "Until we meet again..."

anonymous asked:

Oh the boys look so good with glasses! If you EVER feel like drawing a glasses thing again how about one for Erik and Freed (and whoever else you'd like to inculude aha)? :) Anyway I enjoy all of your artworks so please keep it up!!!!

Hoho Erik was on it too but I scrapped the idea and put him beside Jellal (see he has the same face lol). I was about to include Zeref too but I got too lazyy. Thank you~

  • Atsushi: All you care about is lots of orgasms!
  • Akutagawa: Remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they’re in front of my friends?
  • A very interested Dazai: Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.
  • Chuuya: Please don't.
Tilted.

1022bridgetp  asked:

Hi! I don't know if you take requests now but I have one for you anyway: Reader and Peter have a sleepover for the first time during their relationship and before they fall asleep they just can't find the right sleeping position - maybe Peter incidentally lays on Reader's hair, his arm goes numb while Reader lays on his chest... I leave it up to you. Just dorky-fluffy Peter please!!!! I'm sooo in love with your blog and your imagines <3

You lay next to Peter, your arms folded over your stomach and a small nervous smile on your face. He shifted slightly and his foot accidentally brushed against yours.

“Sorry,” he mumbled, turning red. You sighed, chuckling and rolling onto your side to face him.

“Pete, we can’t share a bed all night and apologise every time we touch,” you pointed out, smiling slightly. He rolled over to face you too, smiling bashfully.

“Sorry,” he replied quietly, before realising what he’d said and chuckling. “I’m just scared to move, in case the mattress makes a noise and Aunt May thinks…y'know…” He cleared his throat awkwardly, his cheeks turning bright red. You bit your lip, also embarrassed by that potentially awkward situation.

“So do you want to cuddle or something?” you asked quietly. He nodded, lifting his arm so that you could cuddle against his chest.

“Pete I can’t breathe,” you mumbled, your voice muffled by his chest. He loosened his arms quickly.

“Shit I’m-”

“Don’t you say it,” you warned him jokingly. He laughed under his breath, draping his left arm over your hip as you returned to lying facing each other.

“Why don’t I hold you then?” you suggested. “If that doesn’t work, you’re going on the floor,” you added with a grin. He shook his head with an adorable giggle.

“You bully me,” he told you, shuffling closer to you and resting his head on your collarbone. He wrapped his arms loosely around your waist, and you tangled your legs with his.

“I love you,” you whispered, pressing a kiss to the top of his head. You felt Peter kiss your neck sleepily.

“Love you more, (Nickname).”