i’m honestly laughing that the only insulting thing simon could think about calling jace was captain america like… simon, my sweet darling boy, that is the exact opposite of an insult, this is the same as saying, “would you please SHUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOUTH” “can you please stop with your face it’s distracting me” “you’re the embodiment of all that is good and right with the world” “i literally have a poster of you in my room”
1) my favorite drunk girl vampire naming all the stars she cannot see I love her
2) On paper, spike’s response can be read as totally annoyed and dismissive but you SEE THAT FACE?? YOU SEE THAT CHIN RESTING ON THUMB?? James Marsters plays those lines with completely adorable, “OH YOU” doting boyfriend charm that I cannot deal with it.
3) It’s true love if you start spouting drunk nonsense at a party and your significant other just smiles and stares and tells you to please go on. this is my dating advice YOU’RE WELCOME
Heaven only lets a few in It’s too late for me to choose it Don’t waste precious tears on me, I’m not worth the misery I’m better off when I’m alone - Real life
So what can you show me That my heart don’t know already? We make our own sense - Losers ft Labrinth
Go tell your friends about it I’m that nigga with the hair Singing ‘bout popping pills, fucking bitches, living life so trill - Tell your friends
That girl been drinkin’ all day, need to change bladder She’s just happy that the crew’s back in town She 'bout to go downtown for a whole hour - Often
I only call you when it’s half past five The only time that I’ll be by your side I only love it when you touch me, not feel me - The Hills
I got 'em wanting to embrace their sins These girls born in the 90’s are dangerous - Acquainted
And I know she’ll be the death of me, at least we’ll both be numb And she’ll always get the best of me, the worst is yet to come All the misery was necessary when we’re deep in love - Can’t feel my face
I don’t wanna hurt you but you live for the pain I’m not tryna say it but it’s what you became You want me to fix you but it’s never enough That’s why you always call me cause you’re scared to be loved - Shameless
You make it look like it’s magic (oh yeah) Cause I see nobody, nobody but you, you, you - Earned it
It make her weak when she hear it And it got her on her knees like religion She was young and she was forced to be a woman Yeah, all the time, all the time - In the night
Show me your broken heart to know your flaws Baby I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take you as you are - As you are
In my dark times I’ll be going back to these streets Promising everything I do not mean - Dark times ft Ed Sheeran
I think I’ve been in Hollywood for too long Cause I can feel my soul burning, feel it burning slow But I would be nothing without the touch I feel the rush and it’s amazing - Prisoner ft Lana del Rey
I don’t know I get so wrapped up in a world where nothing’s as it seems And real life is stranger than my dreams - Prisoner ft Lana del Rey
And even though we live inside A dangerously empty life You always seem to bring the light - Angel
Customer 1: “Can I get a pack of [whatever cigarettes]?”
Me: Can I see your ID please?
Customer 1: *storms off* “I’M TWENTY ONE!!″
Me: ”….” *goes on to help Customer 2*
Customer 1: *Comes back in line* (While I’m still helping Customer 2) “You guys need to remember my face. I’m sick and tired of always having to bring my ID in here. I’m 21 years old, this is ridiculous.”
*Customer 2 walks away*
Customer 1 (aka Asshole): “Did you ID him??!”
Me: “No….he’s not under 40. You’re under 40.” *he continues arguing until I’m done ringing him up*
Okay one, I see so many people all the time and you expect me to remember you? Two, I HAVE TO ASK FOR AN ID IT’S MY JOB! Three, you’re only 21, why are you getting mad?! And why don’t you carry your ID in your wallet like a normal human
Now that we know the truth about Garnet I’ve been thinking about all those moments she was just chillin’ and I can’t help but imagine that Ruby and Sapphire are being all lovey dovey inside her mind when she’s doing that.
Am i the only one who truly and with all my heart doesn’t like Clary?
Like really…She’s the worst.
“I know this is your moment guys but we have to run” stuff and then she stops Jace to ask him about how he feels towards her…. OH GOD…. Ignores Simon.. Like he was her life before and now Jace is the only thing that matters to her.