please i can't with your face

  • Atsushi: All you care about is lots of orgasms!
  • Akutagawa: Remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they’re in front of my friends?
  • A very interested Dazai: Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.
  • Chuuya: Please don't.

i’m honestly laughing that the only insulting thing simon could think about calling jace was captain america like… simon, my sweet darling boy, that is the exact opposite of an insult, this is the same as saying, “would you please SHUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOUTH” “can you please stop with your face it’s distracting me” “you’re the embodiment of all that is good and right with the world” “i literally have a poster of you in my room”

  • Pathologist: *enters the morgue*
  • Sherlock: *examining a body*
  • Pathologist: *rolls his eyes* Excuse me, sir, this area is out of bounds to-
  • Sherlock: *still looking at the body* It's okay.
  • Pathologist: *sighs* If you don't leave, I'll have to call security.
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* I said it's fine.
  • Pathologist: *frowns* Why is it fine?
  • Sherlock: *smirks* I'm sleeping with the boss.
  • Pathologist: ...
  • Pathologist: *confused* You're sleeping with Stamford?
  • Sherlock: *looks up; annoyed* The other boss.
  • Molly: *enters the morgue, carrying coffees; irritated* Here's your bloody coffee, you git. Have you finished now so I can do my job?
  • Sherlock: *steps aside; takes the coffee, grinning* Yes, boss.
  • Pathologist: ...
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1) my favorite drunk girl vampire naming all the stars she cannot see I love her

2) On paper, spike’s response can be read as totally annoyed and dismissive but you SEE THAT FACE?? YOU SEE THAT CHIN RESTING ON THUMB?? James Marsters plays those lines with completely adorable, “OH YOU” doting boyfriend charm that I cannot deal with it.

3) It’s true love if you start spouting drunk nonsense at a party and your significant other just smiles and stares and tells you to please go on. this is my dating advice YOU’RE WELCOME

Heaven only lets a few in
It’s too late for me to choose it
Don’t waste precious tears on me, I’m not worth the misery
I’m better off when I’m alone - Real life

So what can you show me
That my heart don’t know already?
We make our own sense - Losers ft Labrinth

Go tell your friends about it
I’m that nigga with the hair
Singing ‘bout popping pills, fucking bitches, living life so trill - Tell your friends

That girl been drinkin’ all day, need to change bladder
She’s just happy that the crew’s back in town
She 'bout to go downtown for a whole hour - Often

I only call you when it’s half past five
The only time that I’ll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me - The Hills

I got 'em wanting to embrace their sins
These girls born in the 90’s are dangerous - Acquainted

And I know she’ll be the death of me, at least we’ll both be numb
And she’ll always get the best of me, the worst is yet to come
All the misery was necessary when we’re deep in love - Can’t feel my face

I don’t wanna hurt you but you live for the pain
I’m not tryna say it but it’s what you became
You want me to fix you but it’s never enough
That’s why you always call me cause you’re scared to be loved - Shameless

You make it look like it’s magic (oh yeah)
Cause I see nobody, nobody but you, you, you - Earned it

It make her weak when she hear it
And it got her on her knees like religion
She was young and she was forced to be a woman
Yeah, all the time, all the time - In the night

Show me your broken heart to know your flaws
Baby I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take you as you are - As you are

In my dark times I’ll be going back to these streets
Promising everything I do not mean - Dark times ft Ed Sheeran

I think I’ve been in Hollywood for too long
Cause I can feel my soul burning, feel it burning slow
But I would be nothing without the touch
I feel the rush and it’s amazing - Prisoner ft Lana del Rey

I don’t know
I get so wrapped up in a world where nothing’s as it seems
And real life is stranger than my dreams - Prisoner ft Lana del Rey

And even though we live inside
A dangerously empty life
You always seem to bring the light - Angel

The Weeknd - Beauty behind the madness

Customer 1: “Can I get a pack of [whatever cigarettes]?”

Me: Can I see your ID please?

Customer 1: *storms off* “I’M TWENTY ONE!!″

Me: ”….” *goes on to help Customer 2*

Customer 1: *Comes back in line* (While I’m still helping Customer 2) “You guys need to remember my face. I’m sick and tired of always having to bring my ID in here. I’m 21 years old, this is ridiculous.”

*Customer 2 walks away*

Customer 1 (aka Asshole): “Did you ID him??!”

Me: “No….he’s not under 40. You’re under 40.” *he continues arguing until I’m done ringing him up*

Okay one, I see so many people all the time and you expect me to remember you? Two, I HAVE TO ASK FOR AN ID IT’S MY JOB! Three, you’re only 21, why are you getting mad?! And why don’t you carry your ID in your wallet like a normal human

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Now that we know the truth about Garnet I’ve been thinking about all those moments she was just chillin’ and I can’t help but imagine that Ruby and Sapphire are being all lovey dovey inside her mind when she’s doing that.

Please reblog don’t repost!

Steven Universe © Rebecca Sugar

Why Cas Needs To Be In "About A Boy"
  • Cas: Aww, with this spell you're a Baby Dean.
  • Dean: Shut your face, Cas.
  • ~later~
  • Dean: *whining about something*
  • Cas: Ah, ah. You know who whines? Babies.

Am i the only one who truly and with all my heart doesn’t like Clary?

Like really…She’s the worst.

“I know this is your moment guys but we have to run” stuff and then she stops Jace to ask him about how he feels towards her…. OH GOD…. Ignores Simon.. Like he was her life before and now Jace is the only thing that matters to her. 

PLEASE, KILL HER.

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sorta-kind a present/shout out to @justjackbitty because I spent the last week going through about 350 pages of their blog??? because Zimbits. So here’s a messy Zimbits. Not perfect but whatevs

If you haven’t read OMG Check, Please! ( @omgcheckplease) this doesn’t make sense to you. Go read it if you want idk man it’s your life