Boat drinks, boys in the band ordered boat drinks. Visitors
scored on the home rink. Everything seems to be wrong. I’mma do a mashup, keep going – lately and I said what about newspaper mentioned cheap air fare breakfast at tiffany’s she said I think I
remember the film I’ve got to fly to Saint Somewhere and as I recall, I think closing
time we both kinda liked it I’m
close to bodily harm time for you to go
out to the places you will be from and
I said well that’s one thing we got you guys are ruining it. Keep going, this is super. Twenty
degrees closing time and the hockey
game’s on you don’t have to go home but
you can’t this is a nightmare sync, you’re ruining it stay you’re ruining everything here
Nobody cares no you’re doing great they
are way too far gone AND I SAID WHAT
ABOUT people are not going to be able to isolate this BREAKFAST AT CLOSING TIME AND put it on YouTube BOAT DRINKS CAME IN. I’m gonna start over. I’m gonna start over. If
you keep going, I’m gonna start over. Okay.
Okay. YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO HOME Twenty
degrees and the BUT YOU CAN’T hockey game’s
STAY on HERE. Nobody cares BOAT
DRINKIN’ they’re all way too far gone BOAT
DRINKIN’ I’m just gonna edit this out. Start
again right now – okay – BOAT DRINKIN’
BOAT DRINKIN’ boat okay, here we go drinkin’ Twenty degrees BOAT DRINKS and the hockey game’s on let’s do a round BOAT DRINKS BOAT DRINKS BOAT DRINKS boys in the BOAT
DRINKS I’d like to go where the pace of life’s boys in the band slow with
the boat drinks you’re ruining it BOAT
DRINKS BOAT DRINKS boys people love my singing, and you’re in the band ruining it for them JUSTIN FUCKIN’ WE’RE DOING A /ROUND/
Stop – stop singing DAH DAH DAH I’m
gonna start all over Travis, shut up. Travis
shut up. Boat drinks. I’m starting over this is the beginning again okay boys in the band ordered boat
drinks. Boat drinks. Boat drinks. Boys in the band visitors scored on the ordered boat drinks home rinkboys in the band ordered boat drink it
won’t sync up when you’re doing that, you’re ruining it. You’re ruining the song. No, we’re doing a round. Okay, okay. There’s
no round. Try it again. It won’t
sync properly. You’re just making bad audio. Okay, okay. Okay here we go. Boat
drinks. Boat drinks. Boys in the – I’m
gonna start again. Boat drinks. No I’m
trying to do an echo. Boat drinks. It’s
not gonna sync, it’s gonna sound like garbage. Starting again. Boat drinks drinks drinks drinks boat drinks Boys in the band ordered
boat drinks boat drinksdrinks drinksdon’t use it too early [off-key] visitors scored on the home rink everything seems to be wrong fine Rob, just fine fine isolate them
out for the rest of it. I’ll just take off my headphones, that’s fine. Twenty
degrees TWENTY DEGREES AND TRAVIS WE CAN
SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT and the hockey game’s on HA HA HA Nobody cares hey
everybody, Jimmy Buffet they’re too far gone SUCKS screaming ‘boat drinks’ somethin’ JUSTIN’S PILOTED BY FART SPERM JIMMY
BUFFETT IS A something to keep them all warm GARBAGE ARTIST He’s a
fartist! Nobody can hear that. Go
print out a Buffet song lyrics chart I’d like to go where the and go throw it in the fuckin’ garbage pace
of life’s slow, could you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott? I’m gonna put all of Jimmy Buffett’s songs on a jump drive and flush it
down the toilet any old place here on [laughing] Earth or in space ah, Justin, can you hear this? You pick
the century and I’ll pick the spot. This
is all fair use, Jimmy James. I know I should be leaving this climate I’ve got
a verse but can’t rhyme it – ooh. What about
Tuesday’s with Morrie? I gotta go where it’s warm. Alright now – now you
guys can sing all of this part ‘cause we’re just gonna repeat great. Alright. I’m gonna skip the last verse, alright, here we go we’re just gonna repeat ‘I gotta go where it’s
warm’. I gotta go where it’s warm. I gotta go where it’s warm. I gotta go where
it’s warm. [Jimmy Buffet recording: boat drinks, boys in the band ordered boat drinks] Go, keep fuckin’ singing! Drinks.
[Jimmy Buffet recording: visitors scored on the home rink] visitors scored on the home rink IS THAT IT? You’re doing great.Everything
seems to be wrong. And resolve the chord
progression. I’ve gotta go where it’s warm. And the end of the show. Boaaaat drinks. No, God. You resolved it. Boat drinks? Booooaaaa – please resolve it – ooooooaaaat driiiiiiinks.
(whispering) boat drinks. My – my anxiety is through the fucking roof
AND ON THE SECOND POSITION OF the “Take desperate to a new level” ranking, right after Even Bech Næsheim and his paper dispenser performance we have:
YOUSEF ACAR, Bakka. 20 years old who, in order to get to talk and be close to his crush, comes up with the excuse of being thirsty and brings up a conversation (and demonstration) about how to peel carrots off as well as football and children. His performance ends up with him getting nervous when his crush’s brother uncovers his master plan and tells him to stop flirting with his sister which unfortunately leads him to forget his drink in the kitchen which clearly demonstrates how extra he is and how thirsty (not for a drink tho) he is for Sana’s attention.
NOW PLEASE, GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR HIS AMAZING PERFORMANCE.
**Disclaimer: This was done to make people laugh and is entirely in fun. The fact that I have to add a disclaimer stating this is not fun. If you’re gonna hate, please take your business elsewhere. I don’t give attention to trolls or haters. Thanks. Also, I’m not a LadyNoir shipper. I’m not a Marichat shipper. I’m an EVERYONE shipper. Tonight just happened to be a LadyNoir post. Or whatever the hell that was. If reblogging tag however you want.**
Hi if you support Erdogan then please unfollow me.
I don’t see anyone who isn’t Turkish giving any attention to Erdogan ‘winning’ the referendum and it disgusts me; if this was the UK or USA there would be a relentless stream of online protest but because it’s not a part of the western world (I don’t like that term but I’m not sure how else to phrase it) most people are as quiet as they always seem to be.
The least we can do, as people who aren’t Turkish, is raise awareness and help amplify the voice of the citizens of Turkey until it can no longer be ignored.
If you haven’t heard about this yet then please help spread awareness.
Don’t be a part of another country falling into some kind of dystopia that belongs in a novel - not in everyday life.
here’s a ginormous list of all the bts ask blogs i’ve encountered so far! there are blogs on here that deserve much more attention than they’re getting!!! so please give all of them a follow!!! <33 (they’re in no order whatsoever)
Hello, hello, hello ! First of all, I’d like to give an Enormous hug to all the volonteers out there ! You’re all awesome ! Let’s be honest, I had Very Fantastic Fay ! Pretty please go watch the speedpaint !
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ok but fuck people who say that kids are dumb or active because thats “how they are”. this 4 year old kid was jumping around and screaming and his parent just yelled at him, when they were done with yelling, i went up to the kid and asked him whats wrong. he calmly said no one wants to play with him so hes lonely. LIKE THE FUCK OK ofc your kid is yelling, he wants some fucking attention. he had a power rangers dino force action figure and i offered to play with him and we ended up on the couch watching various power rangers episodes on my phone. at one point he hugged me and said “will you stay here forever” and my heart just fucking broke because obvs this kid doesnt get enough attention from his parents. i didnt have the heart to tell him that this may be the last time i see him, so i said ill try to be there as often as i can. and we just calmly watched power rangers dino force, jungle fury and this kid is smart and responsive and his fav ranger is the red one. and he cried when i fucking left and for crying he got yelled at again. and when we were alone, his dad asked “howd you get him to keep quiet??” i just smiled and said “he likes power rangers and i do too” while in my mind i fucking want him to know that his son is attention deprived and if you actually treat his feelings fucking right, hes smart and funny and loving and open minded and HIS FAVORITE RANGER IS THE RED RANGER. GIVE YOUR CHILDREN SOME FUCKING ATTENTION ASSHOLE.
Cicero Who wins: ???
I don’t know who will win this but please, he is so egotistical. Beat him up. Do it.
Who wins: Nobody
No one benefits from this. Why would you fight Vergil? What kind of evil person would do that??? He’s not hurting anyone, he is too precious. Don’t fight Vergil.
Who wins: You
Dude is essentially a scrawny little white boy. if you punch him he will probably cry. Do it. Fight Catullus.
Who wins: You
BUT he will probably sass you so badly in one of his poems and you will never be able to live it down. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Martial.
Who wins: You
I know you want to punch him, hell I kinda wanna punch him, but you’ll regret it. He’ll probably seduce everyone in your family after. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Ovid.
Who wins: Caesar
I know his poems are shit and he deserves to get punched in the face for them but don’t fight him. Dude is a renounced general and is practically unstoppable. Don’t fight Caesar. He will kill you.
Who wins: You
Dude is so fucking old you can probably KO him in one punch. Do it. Fight Seneca.
Who wins: Horace
He was a fucking officer in the military. If he wanted to, he could kill a man. Plus if you fought him you would probably make Vergil sad. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Horace.
Who wins: You
Please look towards the entirety of De Rerum Natura. Dude is a weak ass fucking nerd. Do it. Fight Lucretius.
Who wins: Petronius
He is metal as HELL. He does basically anything he wants and chose to fucking kill himself before he could be sentenced and will probably not hesitate to punch someone in the gut. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Petronius.
Pliny the elder
Who wins: Pliny
He was a military officer and commander. He knows how to fight and stuff. He will most likely not hesitate to beat you up. Don’t do it. Don’t fight him.
Pliny the Younger Who wins:??? Who wins this is irrelevant. Dude practiced law. He’s practically BEGGING for someone to punch him. Do it. Fight him.
Who wins: ???
I honestly don’t know who will win but he looks deeply distressed in every picture ever as well as completely punchable. Do it. Fight Quintilianus.
Who wins: You
Look he may have written about wars, but he didn’t do shit. You can punch him in the face easily. The only issue is that he’s a sweetie and you’ll feel super bad about it after.