please give me your wardrobe

VDP Rules: Thoughts

Jason Jax: You are a despicable person, but at least you own it.

Kristen: You are a despicable person who needs a team of psychiatrists to help you figure out why your behavior is so self-destructive.

Katie: Bravo (see what I did there?) on going back to brunette.

Tom Schwartz: Please marry me.

Tom Sandoval: You are adorable, and I very much like you and Arianna together.

Arianna: Please be my friend.

Stassi: Please give me your wardrobe.

Peter: Please make out with me.

Scheana: Girl, bye.