please dont look at their hands

klance things that should happen esp after s3:

  • “I care about you a lot”
  • keith talking to some random stranger about lance and complimenting him like he did with him in beta traz while looking down fondly. “i have a…friend who always complains about my mullet. he’s a very good sharpshooter and also my right-hand man i don’t know what i would without him.” “you seem fond of him.” “I am.”
  • training session together where 50% of the stuff they do is flirting
  • another solo mission together where they fight back to back
  • they find an alternate reality where they’re together and this makes them think a lot about what they could be in theirs
  • lance starts wearing something red to match his new lion and keith tells him “you look good in my colors”
  • the team starts noticing lance flirts less than usual 
  • one of those clichè scenes where one character makes a decision that makes their loved one proud and has them looking softly at them
  • keith and lance offering to wingman for each other but ending up describing each other as their ideal partner while talking to someone “ofc you would like lance who wouldn’t he’s beautiful i mean what”
  • they’re facing off an enemy who’s making fun of them for not being strong enough and lance is lie “he’s strong!! he cradled me in his arms once!!” and keith deadass stops in the middle of the battle to shout “YOU REMEMBER”
  • holding! hands! in! battle! as! they’re! running! away! from! something!
  • “lance makes me happy”
  • a parallel of the shut your quiznak scene but this time lance is saying it fondly and keith laughs while saying “i still don’t think you’re using that correctly”
  • “he’s not my boyfriend!!” “but you want him to be”
  • lance making a cryptid joke for keith
  • lance leans in for an hug and keith blushes bc he thinks he was gonna kiss him
  • “well i do have a boyfriend!!!” *points at keith panicking*
  •  awkwardly asking each other out for a date in the pool but both make sure they don’t mention the word “date” at all
  • lance distracting keith during a plan exposition by putting his hand on his shoulder or on his own hand
  • keith sees that someone is trying to make lance feel bad and he’s furious and goes up to that person like “yo take that back immediately”
  • lance being slightly jealous of seeing someone talking to keith and masks it with an excuse like “i don’t want him to find someone before me cuz ya know…rivals” (no one believes that though) keith: lance i’m not with xx i just wanted to see if u were gonna confess
  • keith gets asked if he likes someone and he’s like “well there is someone…” *looks at lance while sighing*
  • they take a selfie with lance’s space phone. (bc duh, needs to happen)
  • keith looking fondly at lance while everyone else is looking at something else. “cute right?” keith, looking at lance: yeah “i’m not sure we’re talking about the same thing”
  • keith gifting lance with something and blushing while handing it to him. idc what it is it can be whatever and lance being almost speechless. “you got this…for me?”
  • keith: please be careful!! lance: always am!
  • keith to lance: man you are cuddly
  • lance: did i miss something pidge: oh just keith complaining about bonding moments lance: ok so nothing new then
  • keith telling lance “i’ve never met anyone like you” because i live for the clichè stuff dont judge
  • the classic “ we got stuck somewhere alone together and now we gotta talk about our feelings” kind of thing
  • lance showing off his bf once they’re dating “yep! i’m dating him!!!” 
  • more alone conversations where lance tells keith about his life as an uncle
  • hunk accidentally mentioning that lance had a crush on keith at the garrison.  “ like at the garrison you clearly like ke—” “KEN I LIKED KEN REMEMBER KEN?? AHHA GOOD OL’ GUY” “there was no one…named ken”
  • running after each other for something? because i’ve realized we’ve never seen that in canon and soft music is playing in the back
  • keith gifting lance with his bom blade once they’re together “i want you to have this”
  • an “i thought you were dead!” moment where keith kisses lance without hesitation and lance replies with “well i am know”
  • lance fingergunning at keith pls and thank u
  • the “fine” “fine” “fine” “FINE” thing when they get into arguments and they end up giving each other the silent treatment but it lasts like one minute and if it starts seriously, it ends jokingly
  • the pool scene becomes an inside joke like the bonding moment:  “we went to the pool together!!!!”  “keith you wanted to stay away from me??” “well you forgot our bonding moment!”“oh god not this again….”
  • a moment where they both turn at each other smirking and everybody is like “lol ur smiling at each other” and they’re like “no we’re not” but their mouths are still curved in a smile
  • they become very clingy with each other and don’t realize it until someone points it out
  • they swap clothes for one day and no one questions it. “they’re doing their thing as usual”
  • “are you hugging me?” “looks like i am” “thank you i needed that”
  • “when i said that I don’t hate you….i meant something else also”
  • can we uhhhh get mind-reading aliens that can sense their feelings for each other
  • “lets do this” and then they smile at each other
  • keith slipping that he likes lance in the middle of a very tough battle bc he doesnt know what will happen OR “if i dont make it…tell lance i love him”
  • keith at 2 am: hey pidge lance looked at me for more than one second today what do you think i should do
  • they try to make sure they always stand next to each other
Dear Future Girlfriend

Dear future girlfriend,
Lemme say I’m sorry in advance for all the times we will fight because it will probably be my fault. And I’m really sorry for all the chances you will give me to kiss you or hold your hand and I don’t. I’m kinda slow with that sorta thing so just grab my hand or grab my shirt and pull me toward you. I’m sorry for all the times I should say ‘babe you look BEAUTIFUL’ and dont. I just want you to know that its because your beauty has left me speechless.
Dear future girlfriend,
When I say that I love you I mean it. In that one phrase I will have given you my heart. So please don’t break it. I know its a little torn and missing but its not your fault.You’re not the first girl I have trusted with it. So I’m sorry if it takes time for me to open up to you. When I do I promise it will be worth the wait.
Dear future girlfriend,
I love you and will always love you. I would give you the moon if I could. I promise I will be faithful to you and only you. I will never look at another girl the way I look at you. You are my world and I will give you everything I have.
Dear future girlfriend,
I can’t wait for you to be mine

Love,
Me

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dos and donts to say/do with a cashier

DONT ❌❌❌ put in/swipe your card when the car reader machine doesnt say you can. some stores the cashier needs to hit certain buttons for it to accept your card, some places you can just put it in while you are still being checked out. it matters. please read the card reader. you look really stupid when you could literally, just read.

DONT ❌❌❌ take out your card out until the machine beeps or tells you too. wait.

DONT ❌❌❌ leave it in to long!!! if it keeps beeping at you, it wants you to take it out. do it. dont let it beep and bunch of times, the noise is ugly.

DONT ❌❌❌ put your coins on the counter. i personally dont mind when you are putting bills down, but its really rude for me to have to pick them up from the counter when you could of put it in my hand

DONT ❌❌❌ leave without taking ur receipt. we dont want it. and we usually might ask a question such as ur number for returns before we give it! just take it. some places get in trouble for not giving receipts.

DONT ❌❌❌ tell me how to do my job. dont.

DONT ❌❌❌ think that when a mistake happens that its the cashier. most of the time, the customer did something wrong.

DONT ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌ BE. RUDE. TO. US. AT. ALL.

DO ✔️✔️✔️ pay attention to me. you dont know how many times i have to re ask questions because a customer wasnt paying attention to me in the check out

DO ✔️✔️✔️ read. the card reader wants you to sign, please do it instead of just standing there

DO ✔️✔️✔️ READ WHEN IT COMES TO THE CARD READER IN GENERAL. IF IT SAYS “HIT THE GREEN O” FOR CREDIT. THATS WHAT IT MEANS. READ. JUST READ.

DO ✔️✔️✔️ give me your number when i ask for it. some stores like mine, we ask for numbers just so we can look it up when you return it. when you say no i have to put in a fake number. just give your number, we wont call you.

DO ✔️✔️✔️ have your card out!!! why would you stand there and not have it out by the time we

DO ✔️✔️✔️ understand that we are human! we make mistakes! be understanding. the register has tons of different buttons, settings, and systems that it can be confusing or annoying when we hit the wrong thing. mistakes happen

DO ✔️✔️✔️ be patient. if you have a lot of stuff, it might take a while to bag it, especially if its weirdly shaped

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Can we just take a moment to appreciate how sweet Seamus is?

The other night I was watching Goblet of Fire for the 528th time, as you do, and I noticed something I’ve never payed attention to before…

“MUST COVER HARRY WITH BLANKET!!”

Yes, yes, he’s just making making sure Harry doesn’t freeze to death. But… I mean… look at how sweeeeet he is!

“More blankets. He needs more blankets. MORE BLANKETS!”

“Yo, Hermione, what are you doing? That’s my job!”

The hand on Harry’s shoulder makes me grin so hard. But also… WILL YOU PLEASE LOOK AT HIS FACE??! He looks so worried! It’s so cute!

chasingbutterflies  asked:

heck ok that minhyun college au had me feelin some type of way and he's not even my bias so if you wanted could you do one for jr? your writing is absolutely wonderful and i really appreciate all you do <3

  • specialty: jonghyun is doing his residency in cardiology 
  • “of coURSE you want to be a heart doctor” “what do you mean?” “well it’s just,,,,,,you’re so kind and ,,,,,, loving,,,,,it just fiTS YOU” 
  • ^probably an actual conversation between jonghyun and minki in med school LOL
  • but no he really does his best in all of his work, like he knows that there are limits to how much he can do for people and the fact breaks him because he just wants to make sure everyone is taken care of and is safe
  • but his selflessness got him into some trouble in med school because people would constantly ask to cheat off him and some even took the credit for work /he/ did
  • yet jonghyun never as much as complained, even when dongho threatened to fight them for him because jonghyun would just shrug it off and be like “if it helps them, then that is what matters” and everyone is always like yes but at what cost to you and jonghyun just smiles
  • ,,,,,that damn adorable angelic smile,,,,,,,and everyone is like god you really arent a person. you’re some kind of righteous demi-god with a heart too good for your own being LOL
  • looks totally mature and serious in his uniform and when he does intakes for the cardiology department 
  • but ,,,,,, the other residents know the tRUTH
  • about how his ID card is actually yellow and has little flowers on it, how instead of taking the precious time to sleep he’ll stay up and read webtoons on his phone, has a collection of squirtle’s lined up on his bed 
  • he gets really embarrassed when the superiors compliment his work and he’ll kind of try to hide his smile but also,,,, 
  • as usual if someone is getting in trouble he’ll try to shift the blame onto himself and again everyone is like jonghyun please stop putting yourself on the line for others
  • but he can’t,,,,it’s in his nature
  • one time he almost got kicked out of the program because he was going to take the blame for a negligent resident but thankfully minhyun and dongho intervened in time BUT STILL EVEN AFTER ALMOST GIVING THE REST OF NUEST A HEARTATTACK JONGHYUN CONTINUES TO DO THESE THINGS 
  • i guess you just can’t hold a good person down lgfjds
  • anyway back to him being cute,,,, he always compliments minki because he thinks he looks the best in his doctors coat and minhyun is (kinda) jealous while dongho is straight out like jonghyun jonghyun look at me flex - jonghyun hey
  • got caught singing to himself after putting away blood samples and everyone always asks him to show off his voice and he’s like ,,, a,,,ah i cant
  • (but he totally did at the christmas party some residents threw and it was. amazing. rumor is someone cried because jonghyuns voice was so nice)
  • everyone says he flirts with patients when he’s helping them get ready for procedures but jonghyun is just like???? im being nice
  • and everyone is like being nice doesnt involve being so damn handsome and using a soft tone of voice and flasing that smile-
  • jonghyun: are you saying my face is flirting for me
  • dongho: thats exactly it. It’s his face you guys. look at it
  • did i mention he totally saw a kid holding a pokemon toy in the waiting room and did an impersonation of squirtle to get the kid to laugh. well im mentioning it now.
  • so it’s technically your first time e v e r at the cardiologist and you have no idea what to expect and you’re kinda nervous,,,
  • the lady at the front desk is like honey dont worry its all painless and fine but you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,,,not completely convinced 
  • and when the nurse calls you in you’re expecting that she’ll be the one with you for most of the visit but she sits you down in a room and says one of the residents will do some tests today
  • and you’re like ok,,,,looking around the painfully bright room and wondering about all the different tools and the big diagrams of the human heart hung up on the wall
  • and when the door opens you turn and,,,,,damn near fall off the examination table
  • because the boy in front of you,,,,,,he’s got to be??? an actor???? a singer????? is this a prank camera????
  • he smiles,,,,dark hair combed neatly against his forehead and he points to the heart monitor in his hands nad he’s like “im jonghyun, ill be doing some tests on you for the doctor.”
  • in your head you’re still like,,,,,,is this dude actually a resident,,,,,isnt he too good looking
  • you’re so distracted that you dont even notice him hook you up to the heart monitor, carefully wrapping it around your arm and smiling at you as he pulls back to turn on the machine
  • and for a moment he watches the bright numbers and he writes something down, coming closer to you you see the numbers on the machine go up
  • and when you glance over,,,,,jonghyun is looking confused too
  • he puts his hand back on the part of your arm and tightens the band a bit
  • the closeness is a bit much for you,,,,seeing his face up close you realize he’s even more handsome than before
  • and you can literally hear your heartbeat in your ears
  • jonghyun moves back and you let out a sigh,,,,the number begin to drop down to normal 
  • and jonghyun is like “that’s,,,,,odd,,,,let me see something-”
  • he takes a step closer to you again,,,looking at your eyes and taking out his stethoscope and you’re once again hearing your heartbeat in your ears
  • and after a minute or two jonghyun,,,,,looks down at his notepad and is like
  • “it seems that everytime i get near you,,,,,your heart rate goes up. are you nervous?”
  • you in your head: ofc im nervous have you SEEN your FACE
  • you speaking: ,,,,oh just im nervous of seeing the doctor hahaha,,,
  • jonghyun nods and gives you a smile,,,,he leans forward to put his hand on your wrist reassuringly
  • too bad you’re still hooked up to the machine and the numbers go back up past 110 and jonghyun is like oh ,,,,wow
  • and you’re ike gbifkdfljsfg e@ your body plEASE STOP contrOL yOURSELf
  • and jonghyun writes something down before taking the band off you and saying that the doctor will come in soon
  • and you cant even look at him because,,,,wow,,,,you really just got your heart rate raised by this cute resident you dont even know how corny gfldjcbvg u really need to stop falling for people you just meet
  • but as jonghyun closes the door he cant help but smile to himself because,,,,thats the first time someones heart rate has changed so drastically in front of him
  • plus the look of slight embarrassment on your face was so cute,,,,,,
  • the rest of the appointment goes by fine. the doctor is like nothing seems to be wrong and you’re healthy although ive never seen such spikes in heart beat,,,,maybe its the nerves?
  • and you’re going back out of the room to the front desk when you bump into someone and looking up you see him again,,,,,jonghyun
  • the heat rushes all up into your face and you’re like fkgdse sorry,,,,,for getting all nervous back there
  • and he laughs because you’re the patient you shouldn’t ever apologize and you’re like gOsh i probably looked like such a fool
  • but jonghyun shakes his head and he’s like “a lot of people get nervous at the doctors,,,,,but not a lot of people still manage to look cute”
  • and you’re like excuse me and he’s like,,,,,oh,,,,i said that outloud?
  • and you’re like y,,,yes??// and jonghyun is just like coyly smiling and he’s like well no use in hiding it - it was very cute, its nice to know i can have such an impact on someone
  • and you’re like listen,,,,please,,,, you’re just so attractive up close i thought u werent a real resident for a bit
  • that makes jonghyun laugh and you cant help but giggle too
  • you both walk out to the front desk and you tell jonghyun that it was nice to meet him,,,,,and jonghyun is like ah! before you go - here
  • he hands you a pamphlet on heart health and you’re like,,,,,thank you?
  • but when you leave you open it up and out falls a note torn from a pad and it says
  • ‘if you ever are free - stop by the hospital again? only if you want of course~ resident kim ‘makes your heart rate go past 110′ jonghyun’
  • its,,,,,the corniest thing but you cant help but feel a giddiness in your stomach 
  • jonghyun back in the doctors office is telling himself that he really shouldnt have wote that dumb ‘makse your heart rate go past 110′ part but its DONE now,,,,so he’ll ave to just wait and see
  • ,,,,,,,of course you come back how can you not lmao you show up at the office and the front desk women seems to know whats going on she just winks and tells you to wait while she gets jonghyun
  • its a short first “date” because it happens outside the hospital cafe where you’re both drinking coffee and talking about your interests and hobbies and jonghyun has to run back after fifteen minutes but,,,,
  • it’s enough for you two,,,,,
  • slowly you visit the hospital more and more until finally you and jonghyun share a first kiss near the doctors entrance to the parking lot and it’s,,,,not thE most romantic but jonghyun somehow makes it just that murmuring that after kissing you he wonders if your hearts went over 150 and you’re like jonghyun,,,,wouldnt i die
  • and he’s like im dying right now,,,,from your cuteness and you’re like pLEASE
  • dating resident!jonghyun: like most residents he doesnt have any time for real dates but jonghyun will put all of his power into making every visit of yours count, im not kidding he literally does the most of your time together whether its gifting you flowers he totally paid dongho 20 bucks to run out and buy on his lunch because he wanted to have something nice to give you but wouldnt be let off by the doctor to using his lab coat to shield you two from the other residents in the dorm when you get a couple of minutes longer and jonghyun wants to kiss you deeply and passionately but also theres like 5 other people in the room LOL, he tells you that if you ever miss him you can look up videos of squirtle - people say they look a like and you’re like if you’re squirtle am i pikachu??? and he’s like omg,,,,,yes,,,,,,that is our couple dynamic from now on, you learn very quickly that the charming, doctor to be that made your heart race is actually a Big Soft Dork, but you love it and you keep sneaking him in new comic books and snacks and every other resident is like jonghyun ask your significant other to get us stuff too and jonghyun can never say no so you end up having like a literal list of things to bring with you every damn time, you learn that jonghyun is selfless in the way he treats you like you are the only one that matters in the relationship, and tbh you dont like it because you want to show him that his needs are just as important as yours so even when jonghyun holds you in his arms and you feel that he’s trying to be polite you’re like “if you want you can put your hand-” jonghyun blushing like i,,,i shouldn- you: jonghyun we’re dating just do it if you want FGFDSg, you can tell the days that are the most hectic because jonghyun comes out to meet you with his hair a mess and his ID on sideways and you always fix him up and kiss his face and he refers to you as his sunlight in dark times and you’re like please you’re my sunlight you make me so proud (those words literally. melt him), is the type to have his family as his phone background and you’re like wow!! id love to meet your parents some day and jonghyun sheepishly admits he’s bragged about you already on the phone, adores it when you get fussy over him not taking his vitamins and not getting enough sleep and he’s always like ‘this is the life of a resident blah blah i cant stop till im the perfect doctor blah blah’ and you’re just holding his face in your hands like kim jonghyun your body is a temple - and not only your temple anymore but also mine because i love you and care about you so seriously dont overwork yourself every time, jonghyun never says it but seeing you scold him like that kind of gets him going and he always attacks you with kisses that show his urgency and you’re like !!! because as sensitive and gentle as jonghyun usually is sometimes something inside him comes out ;—) and it comes out to the point that you might have to hide your neck the next day lkdsjxcv, you wear jonghyun’s lab coat and stand next to minki and everyone is like ok now whose the best looking “doctor” and jonghyun chooses you and minki is DEVASTATED but minhyun is like finally,,,,someone has knocked minki off his high horse, jonghyun holding you around the waist cuddling his face into your neck completely ignoring everything else around you two: uhuh, he’s always saying sorry for things like sneezing our bumping into you by accident and you’re like kim jonghyun you angel you’re too good for me and this world and he’s like,,,well he’s like im sorry TT and you’re like if you say that again i will kiss you to shut u up (of course he says it again,,, and again,,,an again), you learned that he plays a lot of instruments and when he gets the chance he shows you videos of him and you’re like ,,,, how are you so talented and handsome and how am i so lucky and he’s like,,,,,,im the lucky one shh,,,,you guys are literally the ‘i love you more’ ‘no i love you more’ couple LOL, has a habit of licking his lips when he’s thinking and you’re like jonghyun dont do that around patients i feel like one of them might fall for you, dongho from somewhere: they all already fall for him, when he’s not doing his residency and you guys do get to go out you get to see cutest bf jonghyun in a soft cardigan and a warm smile and you’re like wow i love you so much you are like the human personification of wholesome goodness, jonghyun probably has a photo of you in his locker at the dorm that he talks to at the beginning of the day like ‘let make it through the day so our future is bright,,,,,my future with you’ LIKE HES THAT CUTE OK 

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What really makes me proud to be a carat is that

Legit when allkpop posted the article about Chan , all the replies were about telling them to remove the article and to stop invading Chan’s privacy instead of them being all like BITCH WTF CHAN BETRAYED US!!!! I’m glad that there are still decent people in the world. Now onto my rant addressing the leaked video.


1. FIRST OF ALL , IDOLS ARE ALLOWED TO DATE WHOEVER THEY WANT FFS WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY THAT THEY’RE BETRAYING THEIR FANS OR DISAPPOINTING THEM. Sorry honey but news flash , you don’t own your idol. Realistically speaking , all of us should face up to the fact that the chances of us getting with an idol is like practically nonexistent. Just because your bias is dating someone, doesn’t mean y'all have the right to bash them and shit. Sure go ahead and leave the fandom. One less rude person to take care of.


2. DON’T RETWEET OR REPOST THAT VIDEO. We’re supposed to get it taken down not let it roam free in the internet realm. I hope they take down the video and article as soon as possible or else they gonna catch my tiny ass hands.


3. PLEASE DONT BE RUDE TO CHAN. OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER. BE A GOOD PERSON. Look if Chan is dating someone , good for him. If he’s not , good for him. I don’t know why y'all gotta make such a big fuss about this. He’s allowed to date whoever he wants. All I hope is that whoever he dates in the future treats him well and doesn’t take advantage of him and makes him happy. Not just Chan but everyone in general. Everyone deserves happiness in their lives Okay and I don’t see why we as fans should try and take it away from them.


4. TO THE PERSON WHO LEAKED THAT VIDEO. Not cool dude. To sum it up , basically the carat that leaked the video wanted to leave the fandom. BUT OBVIOUSLY THEY COULDN’T DO SO QUIETLY. Fucking prick man Istg. To think that carats used to be one of the calmest and peaceful and nice fandoms and now here there’s some people who want to tarnish that name. People like them make me sick.


I think that’s all I could remember because I don’t want to stress myself too much on this incident. But I hope us as decent human beings can respect an idol’s privacy. So let’s all just work together to better improve all our fandoms and to make sure shit like this doesn’t happen Okay? Love y'all 💞💞 - Lynna


On a side note , 9 MORE DAYS TILL DEinKL!!!

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Meet The Lowmans

Originally posted by imagine-ortiz

Originally posted by thatgrungebitch69

Request: Imagine being Happys wife that the club doesn’t know about, until they need somewhere to stay.

I hope this is okay, the idea came to me and I wrote it out in twenty minutes. I dunno what happened to the spacing, I’m sorry. 🙄

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“Unser called. County’s issued warrants for me, Chibs and Tig. Murder of Veronica Pope and Leroys guy. APBs going wide.” Jax said.
He sat around his dining table, Bobby and Gemma on his right and Tara on his left.
Chibs was pacing the living room, his burner to his ear as he talked to Clay and Happy stood in the corner of the room next to Juice, listening as Jax spoke.
“This guy bought those witnesses.”
“I’ll call Lowen. If Pope got these people to lie we can prove that.” Tara said.
“You cant turn yourselves in,” Gemma interrupted.
“Pope did this to get you inside.” Bobby turned to Jax. “Black nation offs us in county, the kill never gets put on him.”
Jax nodded, pondering Bobbys words and Chibs approached the table, having just got off the phone with Clay.
“Jackie, sheriffs are at the clubhouse looking for us. Next stop is here.”
“You’ve got to go, Jax.” Gemma said firmly.
“No, you cant run thats insane!” Tara argued.
“And getting chivved to death isn’t?”
“Hes not gonna end up a fugitive, I’m sorry-“
“Hes not going to jail.”
“We have two small boys!-”
“Thats exactly the point and why he-“
“Stop!” Jax yelled.
Tara and Gemma turned away from each other and looked at Jax.
“You make sure you’re protected.” Gemma told her son.
“Shes right.” Bobby said.
Jax looked at him and they exchanged a a silent conversation while Jax pondered his options.
“I know where you can go.” Happy spoke, interrupting the tension filled silence.
Tara turned to him, her eyes filled with anger but Happy ignored her, looking only at his brothers.
“You’ll be safe.”
Jax glanced at Chibs before sliding back his chair.
“Alright.” He said as he stood.
“Dont do this.” Tara pleaded. “Jax, please.”
He walked towards her and cupped her face in his hands, pulling her into a kiss.
Bobby and Chibs eyed Happy suspiciously while Gemma stood with smug look on her face.
“We’re dead if we go inside now. Stay here, take care of our boys. I’ll call you when I have a plan.”
Tara sighed and Jax kissed her forehead before signalling to his brothers.
“Lets go.”
They all walked past Tara and Bobby threw her an apologetic look.
Gemma followed them out of the house and Happy led the way to the bikes.
One by one they all sat on their bikes and Happy took off first, leading the way to his safehouse.

The bikes pulled into a quiet street in the suburbs and Chibs, Juice, Jax and Bobby followed as Happy slowed his bike and pulled into a driveway.
The house was a small cottage, the garden lined with rows of roses and a paved path set in the grass leading to a gate that opened to the backyard.
A white picket fence bordered the neatly cut lawn of the front yard and red roses stood in contrast against the white fence.
Jax sat on his bike and kicked out his kickstand, pulling off his gloves as he looked around the property.
“Wait here.” Happy told his brothers.
Jax nodded and turned to look at Chibs who looked just as confused as Jax. When Happy had said he had somewhere for them to hide out, no one had thought it would be.. well this. Who one earth did the Tacoma Killer know in the suburbs?!

They watched as Happy walked to a door on the side of the house and entered.
A light turned on inside and the guys all looked.
Through the window they could see the insides of the house, neatly decorated and they saw Happy walk into what looked to be the living room.
A woman appeared in a doorway of the room. She held a child on her hip, no older than two and rubbed her heavily pregnant belly. Another child appeared beside her, a girl who looked aged around five and she hugged into her mothers waist.
“What the fuck?” Juice whispered.
Jax frowned as he watched the woman and her children standing in the doorway.
Happy walked through the room towards her and through the window his brothers watched as he placed his hands on the curves of her bump, and kissed her lips.
They guys all exchanged a look, confusion on all their faces.
Happy spoke to the woman and leant over the child in her arms and pressed a kiss to its forehead before kneeling to the ground. The girl threw her arms around Happys neck and he lifted her, holding her tightly in his arms.
One more child entered the room, a boy who looked slightly older than the girl and he stood nervously next to his mother.
She ruffled his hair and he looked at Happy.
Happy gave the girl he held one more kiss on the cheek before lowering her to the ground. He turned towards the boy and bent over, He reached his hand out and pinched the boys cheek, making him giggle and Happy ruffled his hair.

It was a contrast. This woman, clad in a night gown and surrounded by children and then Happy Lowman, standing in leather and his band of bikers waiting outside.
The woman spoke to the children and both of them turned and left the room.
Happy turned to her and she nodded.
He walked to the side of the room where he had entered and the side door opened.
“Come in.” Happy called.
The boys slid off their bikes and walked towards Happy, exchanging confused looks as they walked to the door.
“Take your shoes off.” Happy ordered.
They all kicked off their boots and stepped inside.
The house was warm and the smell of freshly baked cookies filled the air. It was spotlessly clean, all white walls and soft carpet and the decor was homely.

The woman they had seen through the window stood nervously in the corner, her arms wrapped protectively around the baby in her arms.
She was beautiful, her eyes sparkling warmly despite her obvious nervousness and her hair was pulled back into a bun with loose strands hanging around her face. She had a light gown wrapped around her and she rubbed her belly instinctively.
Happy closed the door and walked to stand by her side, his arm wrapping around her shoulder.
“This is (y/n). My wife.”

~

“Can I get you guys a drink? Coffee, tea, beer?”
“We’re fine, darlin.” Jax smiled at you.
You nodded and smiled back warmly, placing the plate of cookies on the coffee table. Juice reached for them immediately and gave you a sheepish grin.

Happy patted his thigh and you walked towards him, where he sat in the armchair.

You sat on his lap and he draped an arm around your waist.
You looked down at him and he smiled up at you and pulled you into a kiss.
A blush rose to your cheeks and you cleared your throat, feeling the eyes in the room staring at you.
“So your married?” Jax asked, interrupting the silence that had fallen.
“Well, not legally.” You explained. “Happy didn’t want any trace on paper. Marriage license or birth certificates.”
“Its to protect you.”
“I know,” You rolled your eyes, smiling warmly. “But one day we’ll make it official.”

“She’s got my crow, and my ring. Just not my last name.”

You showed off your hand with the ring on your finger.

The boys shook their head in both shock and amazement.
“They’re all your kids?” Bobby asked Happy.
Happy smiled and ran a hand over your bulging belly.
“Yup.” You felt your baby kick and Happys face lit up and you knew he had felt it too.
“They don’t have my last name, but they’re all mine.”

”I didn’t want anyone to use my family as leverage. Didn’t want my family getting hurt cause of what we do.Its better this way.”

The men nodded, slowly coming to terms with Happys decisions.
“Daddy?”
You all turned towards the small voice and you smiled when you saw your daughter.
She hid behind the wall, just her head poking out into the room.
“Come here, baby.” Happy called.
She smiled and stepped into the room.
She glanced at the bikers sitting in the living room, unsure of what to make of so many unfamiliar faces.
But Happy opened her arms and she grinned and ran across the room, crawling into Happys lap.
You rolled your eyes and shifted, making room for your daughter next to you but there was a smile on your face.
“Couldnt sleep?” You asked her.
She shook her head.
Her hands wrapped around Happys neck and he pecked the tip of her nose, making her giggle.

”You should be asleep, baby.” Happy growled, but there was no anger in his voice. Only love.
The boys were still in shock and you hopped out of Happys lap.
He lifted your daughter and gave you a kiss on the lips before carrying out of the room and taking her back to bed.
You sat in his empty armchair.
The men stared at you and you laughed at the stunned expressions on their faces
“Why does he keep you a secret?” Jax asked you.
You shrugged.
“He just wants to protect me. Us.”
“It doesn’t bother ye?” The Scotsman asked.
You shook your head. “I know what he does for the Club. For you. I know why he keeps us a secret and I understand it. It comes from a good place.”
“Yer a good lass.”
You beamed at the Scot.
“Im glad we got to meet you, sweetheart.” Bobby said.
“Me too.” You smiled. “You’re all welcome to stay as long as you need.”
“Thank you, darlin.”
Happy walked back into the room and smiled at you as you talked with his brothers.
He walked into the room and sat on the edge of your armchair, his arm draped over you and he ran his fingers along your pregnant belly, smiling widely to you.
Juice sat in the corner of the room, watching the sight before him and shaking his head in amazement.
“This is some Hannah Montana shit.”

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a/n: thinking about making this a slight series lol please tell me if you want that but im sure you dont cuz im aware of the fact that i cant write for shit ahahah

pairing: chris schistad x reader

word count: 1.2k

warnings: making out i guess lmfao


part 2, part 3

She watched him flirt with yet another girl, a frown making it’s way upon her lips as she wished she was one of them. Eva noticed this and gently laid her hand on top of y/n’s, y/n’s head turned to face Eva as she smiled weakly her eyes immediately going back to the boy in the penetrator hoodie. She looked at the girl he was talking to, she had piercing blue eyes, her legs were long and smooth, she had beautiful tanned skin and the prettiest smile y/n had ever seen.

Her frown turned into a sad smile as she looked back at the girls who were already staring at her worried she might do something she’d regret. But nothing like that happened as she excused her self from their table sprinting to the bathroom oblivious to the fact that Chris’s eyes had followed her every move, he licked his lips wanting nothing more than to be with her in that moment he felt sick to his stomach realizing he wanted more than just a hook up.

He hadn’t felt this way before about anyone not even Iben who he had broken up with a few weeks ago, his eyes went back to the girl in front him swallowing his feelings and bringing his infamous smirk back onto his lips.

However the way he stared at her whilst she walked out of the cafeteria did not go unnoticed by the girls they all looked at each other raising their eyebrows did penetrator Chris like y/n too? they all huddled together, Eva being the first one to say something

“did you guys see the way he looked at her?”

“yes like she was the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen” Sana snickered whilst staring at Chris who had noticed their weird behavior “shit i think he’s realized what were talking about” Eva panicked noticing Chris’s eyes widening as he speed walked towards them slamming his hands down onto the table “what’s so fucking funny?!”

Their eyes wen’t wide as they stared at each other having no clue what to do or what to say “Chris?” a low voice mumbled from behind him, it was y/n. Now it was his time to panic as he had no clue what to tell her about why he had been yelling at her friends, “he was just leaving” Noora grumbled and he did exactly that walking away without another word.

y/n’s eyebrows knitted together as she stared at her friends wondering what the hell just happened. Vilde was the first one to speak up “he like-” before she could finish Eva’s hand found it’s way over her lips earning a shocked yell from her before she pushed her hand of her mouth and sat back in her seat rolling her eyes as she didn’t understand why she couldn’t tell y/n about the way he had looked at her.

“shut the hell up”

Eva glared and looked back at y/n who was still standing there confused as ever as to why her friends were acting this way. Y/n was about say something when Sana cut her off and told her that they were going to a party tonight and that she had to look her best because the boys there only went for the best dressed girls, causing y/n to roll her eyes and laugh at Sana’s words but she quickly agreed knowing that Chris would be there


Y/n walked through the front door of the party the music filling her ears as she walked through the crowd her friends trailing after her, they walked through the crowd making their way to the kitchen to get some drinks. Y/n’s black dress fitted her perfectly hugging all off her curves and showing just enough cleavage but not to much, it stopped right below her ass making her feel slightly uncomfortable especially with the numerous guys that were practically undressing her with their eyes.

She begged her friends to stay with their but of course that didn’t happen as they quickly disappeared into the crowd. She frowned blobbing down onto the couch rolling her eyes as she drank her beverage in under three seconds squeezing the red solo cup in her hand in anger before slamming it onto the ground. She was mad as hell, all of her friends left her knowing that she hated being alone at parties but that anger quickly faded when he sat down next to her.

She blushed and suddenly felt like she had forgotten every single word that she had learned. He smirked noticing the affect he had on the poor girl and put his arm around her causing her cheeks to go even redder if that was even possible. “blushing huh? didn’t know i had that kind of an effect on you” she still just sat there her mouth slightly opening as she tried to speak but nothing came out “well let’s start easy shall we what’s your name?” he asked even though he knew perfectly what it was “uh it’s y/n” she said finally finding her voice again

“hm y/n i like that name, i’m Chris” he said scooting closer towards her so close that if he were to turn his head their lips would almost be touching “yeah i know” she mumbled her eyes widening as she realized how creepy that sounded, but he just laughed his lips slightly brushing against her neck as he put his hand over hers tracing it up and down her arm. She felt like she was going to faint having Chris so close to her made her feel almost complete

She turned her head, her lips ever so slightly brushing against his and that’s when it finally happened he pushed his head forward connecting their lips in a heated kiss. She crawled on top of his lab his hands trailing down towards her ass, as she ran hers through his hair. Their make out session was stopped by someone grabbing her by the waist and pulling her off of him. 

Chris immediately stood up ready to kill the person who ripped her away from him, for ruining what he had been waiting for, for so long. She was just as shocked as him as she untangled herself from the persons grip screaming “what the fuck!” in their face, but she quickly calmed down when she saw that it was her one of her friends Jonas. Chris didn’t though he was still frustrated with what Jonas had pulled at school so he wrapped his arms around y/n moving her out of the way so he was standing in front off him 

“what do you think your doing!?” Chris yelled furious at the first year that kept trying to pick fights with him “keeping you away from her! i know what sick game you’re playing and i won’t let her be one of the girls you ruin!” he roared back shocking you and most of the people that were around them “Just fuck off alright before i do something i’ll regret” Chris said clearly about to flip any second, y/n quickly ran over to him and his eyes immediately softening when they landed on her 

She smiled and lightly pecked his lips before turning back to Jonas who was standing there shocked that she had picked ‘Penetrator Chris’ over him “i think you should go” she mumbled whilst being pulled back into Chris’s chest “whatever” he said starting to walk away, but before he was completely out of sight he turned back to her looking her straight in the eyes before saying “just remember that i warned you” and then he was gone.

#Look at how gentle this makeout sesh is#how cute is that??!!#i mean#dont get me wrong#i fully expect a heavy#lips on lips#lips on skin#hands on face#hands on neck#hands anywhere they can reach#maybe in fingers in the hair#-type makeout session in the future#please let it be this season#and soon#but i cant get over how adorable this is#because just look at how soft those kisses are#no one can tell me that these two arent already in love they just havent figured out thats what it is yet#matt and harry have such amazing chemistry with one another#when malec do get hot and heavy#its gunna end us all#cant stop lookin at magnus’ hands on his leg either#those first few seconds#just thinking how they are soo close to alec#just a few inches#why cudnt they just b a few inches over#touching alec’s thigh instead#????#*shudders*

BTS REACTION: Their S/O cries instead of moans during sex.

Jin

Jin held onto your hips, throwing his head back as a moan softly escaped his lips. You remained silent. He was used to it. He was the more vocal one in bed. He was startled when he saw a tear roll down your cheek. He immediately stopped moving, and pulled out.

“Why did you stop?” you asked. He looked down at you in shock.

“Jagi. you were crying!” he yelled.

“Because it felt amazing.” you said blushing. That was all he needed to hear.

Originally posted by aestheticpinkjoon

 Suga

You dug your nails into Suga’s back as he thrusted with quickened speed. The room was rather silent, until Suga heard a sniffle. 

“Jagi? Are you crying?” he asked, slowing down just in case he was hurting you. 

“Don’t slow down Suga it feels good” you whispered. He was confused, but continued, not bothering to question it. 

Originally posted by scartic

J Hope

J Hope was often gentle with you. Thats when you would moan for him, but when he was fucking you up, there was no time for it. Your breath would often get caught in your throat, or your brains were too smushed together. He saw a tear slowly roll down your cheek and would immediately stop.

“Okay time to take things slowwww” he sang, which you didn’t mind either.

Originally posted by hohbi

Rap Monster

As soon as he saw the tears roll down your cheeks, though they were tears of pleasure, he would freak out. 

“It’s normal babyyyy” you said, trying to coax him into finishing. Let’s say, you two used hands more than each other that night.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Jimin

Jimin was soft in the streets, but rough in the sheets. His main focus was making you feel good, which he never knew if he was because you were always silent.

“How does this feel y/n- ARE YOU CRYING?!” he asked. You laughed, shaking your head. 

“you’re doing amazing.. please dont stop” you whined. He gave you a confused look, but went back at it.

“How does this feel?” he asked, even though he knew you liked it.

“Please dont stop” you whispered.

Originally posted by micopanda1

V/Taehyung

V saw a tear shed from your eyes, and stopped immediately.

“It’s normal promise.” you said reassuring him. He frowned.

“You get on top. I’m scared to hurt you.” he said.

Originally posted by jimin-bts-trashs


Jungkook

Jungkook was worried about making you feel good all the time. Tonight, his tool was the strangest thing by far. 

ice

he placed it in his mouth as he went down on you, guiding it along your clit and thighs making you shiver. It felt almost too good. He knew you weren’t big on moaning, but he saw a tear shed from your eye

“Y/N?” he asked, suddenly stopping.

“No dont stopppp” you whined. He smirked, using your helplessness to his advantage because it got him off.

“How bad do you want it baby?” he asked, kissing your stomach and slowly down your thighs. You softly whimpered, gripping onto the sheets. 

“I wanna hear you” he whispered, placing the ice back in his mouth and resuming what he was doing.

“kookieeee” you moaned, satisfying him. 

Originally posted by pkjjm

Okay this is better than my last one. Remember requests are open!

masterlist

~ lia  ♡

Hear me out now guys but

What if Jasper needs glasses…? 

We have her evil squinting when we first see her. 

That’s not a lot to go on for eyesight issue sure, but then you have her fights. Just being overall kind of sluggish and being hit a lot doesn’t really voice a lot for a top fighter elite right?

Then you get from Malachite, more angry evil squinting, but then in a couple frames, 

She seems so shocked to see Alexandrite with the bow, as if she just now noticed it. But wasn’t see looking right at Alexandrite? Surely she would have seen the bow if her eyesight was ok right? 

Then you get this squint eye look, which I feel they really emphasized her eyes not being entirely open a lot in the Beta/Earthlings episode, even highlighted again when she corrupts. This cap is taken literal moments before Amethyst attacks her with the whip. She should have seen it coming miles away, weapon is out at the ready and they already have beef with one another. So then why

Does she miss? She even looks shocked in the frames before this as the whip is already at her face as if she really didn’t see it approaching. She had plenty of time to prepare. 

So I conclude that either Jasper is actually a really shitty fighter with bad hand-eye coordination or she is defective like most of the Beta gems: She has bad eyesight.

Favorite vkook moments part 2

  • when kookie got tae a drink during isac. also when they were waddling like ducks cuz kookie didnt let tae go as they were walking lol
  • kookie telling tae ‘have confidence in your voice hyung’
  • when tae was sleeping peacefully and kookie went to disturb him by slithering his way into taes chest lol. kookie looked so pleased with himself.
  • kookie playing with taes hair during isac
  • kookie taking pics of tae and caling him handsome
  • kookie ‘i dont accept kisses from men’; also kookie *lets tae kiss him at random places from ear, arm to bicep* *insert why you always lying gif*
  • kookie giving tae piggyback rides on stage
  • kookie sitting on taes lap
  • taekook slow dancing onstage with taes hand on kookies butt rip
  • kookie protecting tae from paps and the crowd that one time tae was sick
  • kookie crying when tae was talking about his grandma
  • kookie backhugging tae as they danced
  • kookie blowing the back of taes neck during some show where they were being dorks
  • kookie playfully throwing tae away
  • when kookie said he’d like to have tae as his roommate
  • when kookie wanted taes attention during that show and nudged him but yoongi wouldnt let go of tae so kookie moved away sulking aww.
  • kookie playfully offering to ‘teach’ tae that one game by inviting him to his room when tae didnt get it.
  • kookie accepting his fate as taes ‘doll’ cuz tae finds him cute
  • kookie saying ‘as long as im with hyung (tae) im happy wherever we go’
Headcanon: If the SLBP guys accidentally time travelled to the future (part 1)

A.N: A imagine from me XD I admit I am beyond bored in my class 😂😂😂

Tagging @jemchew , and @rainbowatnight (SURPRISE HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER

Will post part 2 with 4 other lords soon!)

~


Nobunaga

• You thought he would freak out

• seeing that he was in a wholly, different, weird, alienic world than his

• But

• “I demand you to show me this fortress of yours now.”

• Not only he is not freaking out; he has a smug look on

• “Excuse me?”

• “Is my orders that difficult to grasp you insolent woman?”

• “No, I meant why in hell should I even show you every corner of my house!” You snapped back

• “What, you dare defy my orders?”

• You groaned

• well you should show him who’s the big shot or that big head of his is going to get bigger

• “Yes, so?”

• Nobunaga widened his eyes.

• Did she, a lowly misbehaved insolent idiotic woman just spoke back at him?

• “Now, Mister Oda Nobunaga, three things you should know is-” You cleared your throat “First, I am the person who brought you in after you crashed on my roof so you have no right in hell to get rude at me. Second, you shall not call me INSOLENT. Third, I am the boss here and I make the rules. You overcross them, out. UNDERSTOOD?”

• Okay maybe he’d underestimated the people in this world.

• they sure had a short fused temper.

• “…understood.”

• Well he would go along for this once

• plainly because he isn’t familiar with this place.

• When he is

• You are going to get it from him.

• “So” you handed a broom, a mop and a bucket to him and he looked at you, puzzled.

• “Why are you giving me this-”

• “Did you expect me to clean the mess you made?” You gestured at the pile of debris from the broken roof.

• He glared at you

• “Woman, do you even know who I a-”

• “Oda Nobunaga, yes. So go clean up.”

• He stared at you

• and you gave him the finger before strutting away to your room in all your glory

• leaving him with a mop

• a broom

• a bucket

• a pile of debris

• and a raging feel to strangle you on sight.

• Forget about the whole get-it-from-him part

• he is going to kill you

Mitsuhide

• “What is this?”

• “Uh… a toaster?”

• He looked at you quizzically, finger still pointing at the recently identified object known as toaster.

• “What is it used for…?”

• “Uh…” you pondered “…for toasting bread..?”

• The question mime isn’t finished yet, though.

• “…may I ask how to operate it-”

Thought you’d never ask… you smirked to yourself.

• You eagerly grabbed two slices of bread and showed him how to use the toaster

• “See… when you hear a ‘ding’, it means the bread is already uh…. suitable for eating.”

• “Really? But…” He pointed at the pieces of brownish deliciously looking toast. “…they don’t look edible to me…”

• “Huh?” You looked at him mouth gaping and he gave you a apologetic look

• “It has…. quite a unpleasant colour… Mmph-!”

• You stuffed a slice of the ‘unpleasantly coloured’ bread into his mouth before he even get to finish his sentence and he gave you a look of shell shocked hesitation. You cheshire grinned up at him

• “Don’t knock it until you try it~~~”

• You winked at him playfully, and with a sigh

• *chomps*

• he bit into the crunchy brownish roasted grain and

• “!!!”

• Wow

• You thought to yourself

• this is the first time you saw a person, a real one, looking so… sparkly eyed by eating a toasted piece of plain bread

• His eyes could outshone a billion stars and power up every solar panel in Japan with their blinding realization of the taste of

• the legendary toast

• Yes

• That’s gotta be it

• “May I… have another piece?” He shyly (not shyly) raised his empty but crumb-filled hand in eagerness and embarrassment.

• You smiled at him and grabbed a loaf off the dining table

• “Sure!” You squeaked and he smiled back

• Moral value of the story

• no one could ever resist toast

• not even the legendary perfect af Mitsuhide.

• *evil cackle*

Yukimura

• “G-gaah….”

• You deadpanned

• “Yukimura… for God’s sake please stop staring at those girls they’d probably think you are a pervert-”

• “Bu-but… they… woman… dressed… legs…. GAH!!!!!” He shrieked hyper high pitched after blubbering a mess of jumbled words into a full (or maybe half) sentence to you, face redder than chillies

• You sighed

• maybe it was a bad idea bringing him with you

• But you just wanted to buy some clothes for him at the nearest shopping centre - he couldn’t go full on cosplay 24/7, absolutely no

• and

• he did said that…

*30 minutes ago*

• “I REFUSE TO LET A WOMAN WANDER ON THE STREETS ALONE AT NIGHT!!!!! As a man, it is my responsibility to protect you!”

• “But- ”

• “I won’t hear any of this! I’ll just tag along and you do your thing!” Yukimura straightened his back confidently

*present*

• …just like that

• but now you are not that certain who is the protector

• Who would know that Yukimura would be so terrified of women in skimpy miniskirts?

• “W-why do they… wear so… thin…”

• You looked at Yukimura who is turning pale-ish with scarlet tints to the ears

• …looks like you gotta get him outta here or the poor boy is going to combust

• “Yukimura, come here” You tugged on his arm forcefully, intending to lead him to a nearby department

• “GAH!!”

• You looked back at him, a huge question mark forming on your head

• “I- I can walk on my.. own…” Yukimura said, face darkened into a more prominent shade of scarlet than you thought possible, prying his arm away from yours and walked awkwardly towards a store.

• “Yukimura,”

• He almost jumped at the mention of his name

• “Y-yes!”

• “The clothing department’s this way”

• “O-oh… ok.”

• You almost laughed but you pinched yourself to hide it

• what a flustered cinnamon he is

Saizo

• “….little lady…”

• “What is it Saizo” you called out, hands fumbling over some stray pins and rubber bands on your hair

• “Your device is singing”

• Saizo spoke, monotone as always

• “Just ignore it” You said, holding a pin with your mouth due to your already full hands “-oh wait, can you tell me the words on my phone?”

• Saizo glanced at the black device that had just sprinted bright with life and music “Mom.”

• “Ogh mom..” You mumbled, hairpin still between your teeth when it dawned on you

• “WAIT MOM?!!!”

• There was a violent thud, some crashing

• “GIVE IT TO ME! QUICK!! FAST!!!”

• You sprinted towards Saizo, grabbed the phone from his hands and received the call

• “Hello? Mom??” you tucked a hand in your disheveled hair

• Saizo looked at you indifferently, watching your face gradually becoming pale

• “NO….! MOM NO…! Don’t come please I am not ready how many times had I told you I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND IT IS TRUE THAN THE FACT YOU ARE MY MOTHER”

• well Saizo had a hunch that things are going to be entertaining in a sense

• “MOM…! NO-” you paused your yelling, and stared in disbelief at your phone

• She had hung up on you

• she is coming

• right now

• and

• You looked at Saizo

• “MY MOM IS COMING PLEASE SAIZO DO ME A FAVOR AND PLEASE HIDE ITS A EMERGENCY HELP ME PLEASE!!!”

• as expected, Saizo merely shrugged

• “Why should I?”

• You groaned

• “Please…. HELP… or if she sees you you and me are going to die”

• He raised a eyebrow, clearly amused “and why is that?”

• You almost pulled out your hair

• “Saizo, I AM SERIOUS. If she sees you… then… you are going to…”

• “What?”

• “become… my… boyfriend… or let’s just say… fiance… because my mom came to keep an eye on me and… she is kinda… anxious in marrying me to any guy…”

• Now it was his turn to look at you

• “No.”

• “EXACTLY, SO PLEASE COOPERATE WITH ME AND SAVE OUR ASSES” You cried out

• “I don’t-” Saizo’s speech was interrupted by a roar that suspiciously sounded like a engine from your lawn and you spotted a suspiciously familiar looking car just outside….

• “I DONT CARE ANYMORE YOU ARE GOING WITH ME!” you screamed, grabbed his hand

• pushed him in a closet, and locked it

• The door popped open and out came your mom

• “DARLINGGGG how are you lately!!!”

•You sweatdropped at the sight of her imposing image and Saizo’s attempts to get out of the locked closet

• “Uh… just fine mom!” you piped up when you hear a loud thump from the closet behind you

• “Um sweetie what was that?”

• You gave a good kick to the closet beside you

• “NOTHING MOM.”

Adventures In Babysitting

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Request: Can you make one where Bucky and the reader go out on a date night and leave their toddler behind with the rest of the team and then in the middle of their date they start getting all these texts from panicked members of the team because they don’t know how to take care of a child? Btw love your writing and blog!!!  (a/n: thank you <3)         

Y/C/N - Your Child’s Name


Bucky has created a chatroom.

Bucky has added Steve, Sam, Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Tony, Wanda.

Bucky: How is Y/C/N???

Sam: You and Y/N left for your date 20 minutes ago.

Bucky: So????

Sam: IT’S BEEN 20 MINUTES SINCE YOU SAW Y/C/N JFC

Bucky: Y/N and I are coming back home.

Wanda: Relax! We are competent aunts and uncles.

Clint: THOR BROKE THE TV AGAIN BECAUSE HE LOST IN MARIO KART. AGAIN.

Wanda: Well, most of us are.

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