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You know he muerto

I´ve finally fully devoted myself to draw some Klance ( Because I ship it as hard as Lance is right now! ), and here it is for all your thirsty needs! 

I bet this has been done before but the Palpatine meme was a must to draw :D (The thirst is strong with this one)

Plus I´m pretty sure that Lance has a soft spot for everyone that talks to him in spanish… And a soft spot as well for that toned body indeed ;P

Here are the lines for a digital painting I’m planning to make of @official-andy-warhol and I’s characters, Doc Mortem (bottom left, Max’s character) and Obscurity(top left, she’s my character). They’re the “protagonists” of a comic we once were going to create called Hell School, where all the “bad”*** afterlives for different religions converges at one point. Here, different types of demons or deceased spirits go and train to ready themselves for what is to come in their respective realms. 

I’ll probably have to postpone this project because my wacom pen needs to be replaced. The nib (and, yes, it’s the actual nib provided by wacom) had pretty much gotten lodged inside of it while I was working on the lines. Fortunately, I was almost done when it decided to do that so I didn’t have much of a problem.

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*** When I say “bad” afterlives I mean the ones typically reserved for damned souls. The only exceptions are the Duat (the Egyptian afterlife) and Tartarus (the Greek/Roman afterlife) because those are considered both Heaven and Hell as one. For instance, Obscurity is a demon from the Duat, but in that realm there is not much of a distinction between gods and demons because the gods are also technically demons because they, too, live in the afterlife. The only thing that really tells them apart are their social classes/ranks. 

@shlavweek day 6:  first times or routines

anyone else hate themselves lmao

NCT as random text messages between 2 idiots

this is probably the dumbest idea i’ve ever had and it took forever but i had a good time eh-

(these texts are sent between me and admin Kisu)

~Admin Moo ((:


Taeil:

“why must you hurt me like this”

Originally posted by taesyong


Johnny:

“i think it’s called dwarf-sex”

Originally posted by openyoureyesfornct


Taeyong:

“i get no support around here smh”

Originally posted by neoculturedaily


Yuta:

“fight me”

“biTCh i will”

Originally posted by localbadgirl


Doyoung:

“OMG” “WHAT” “CHILD”

“CHILD” “BOY” “KID” “WHAT HAPPEN”

“MARKIPOOH”

“MORKY-MERK”

Originally posted by nakamotens


Ten:

“It’s like 96% memes” + “r u a shy tomato?”

Originally posted by vertzuki


Jaehyun:

“I choked so hard my name changed to Juan Carlos” (this is actually me every time i see a picture of jaehyun *cough cough*)

Originally posted by jyofanclub


Winwin:

*sends picture of ice cream* 

“happiness in a jar :))”

Originally posted by chokemewinwin


Mark:

fuck i almost shat myself for a moment-”

Originally posted by neotechs


Renjun:

“VIOLENCE IS NOT ALWAYS THE ANSWER BUT THIS TIME IT IS”

Originally posted by haecha


Jeno:

“r u an aengel?”

Originally posted by nctinfo


Haechan:

“after this my place in hell will be confirmed” + “please dont hit me ily”

Originally posted by haenyan


Jaemin:

“IM SUFFERING ALRIGHT” (im sorry hes my son and i miss him omg-)

Originally posted by catweeen


Chenle:

“I have 340 memes on my phone”

Originally posted by kunxxxsol


Jisung:

“???…?!?…!”

Originally posted by bb-marklee


anonymous asked:

hi lovely! i was wondering why you dont ship captain swan and outlaw queen?

Well, i kinda makes shipping SwanQueen rather difficult…

I suppose you really mean why do i ship SwanQueen over CS (Capitan Swan) and OQ (outlaw Queen)? It’s mostly cause I’ve tumbled into a fierce SQ (SwanQueen) fan fiction addiction but that’s not completely why..

(It’s very hard to explain one ship without stepping on another so if you are a CS/OQ shipper and i offend you, I’m sorry if I upset you but this is my perception.)

Originally, I didn’t ship SQ and I didn’t see why people did at allllll. If I’m honestly, it was all about Red Beauty for me and SQ was usually a side ship in the majority of those fics so I was aware of it. It wasn’t still season 3 I kinda shipped it (with the whole giving Emma memories thing - I mean, yeah sure, give Henry great memories but Emma being happy too wasn’t a priority and it was lovely if you think about it. That was when I sorta started to see them as a potential couple.)

As for CS, I didn’t see it. When Hook was introduced, I knew they were going set them up. As soon as Hook started playing the love sick puppy plea, I just couldn’t. I’ve had guys do that to me and frankly, it’s really upsetting. I always felt pressured into dating guys like that and since I kinda relate with Emma a lot, I found it hard to understand how Emma could fall for Hook. Especially for someone as emotionally withdrawn as Emma who really struggles with relationships in general. She took a good two seasons to accept her family and her home. So how did Hook go from villain she was fighting to making out in public in one season? I just wasn’t buying it. There’s no question that Hook could fall for Emma, it’s Emma’s back and forth that confuses me. The ‘pick someone i’d actually be likely to kiss’? And having to drown Hook for to get Emma to do it? She’s a decent person, of course she’s not going to let him die… I would have preferred to see how Emma’s relationship with Henry might have changed now being the single parent (like Regina had) instead of having her paired off. Say thing that, the whole we’re going back to New York thing also seemed a bit forced, so it wasn’t just Emma’s love life I was confused by this season. There was a lot of if we mention it enough, people will definitely believe it.

To summarise, I didn’t like Capitan Swan because I relate a lot to Emma and I couldn’t see myself falling for that so quickly.

Outlaw Queen I don’t necessarily have a problem with? Wasn’t too keen on the guy they cast as Robin though.. Or the way Regina went from hating him to giving him her heart in like two episodes. Um, writing wise it’s kinda messed up. Again, seriously? Have you met Regina Mills? This is the woman that have up on true love and the only person in the world she feels anything for is her son. Without Henry, Regina would be more likely to close off more doors, not open them.. Fair enough, she is civil to Snow White and Charming - she’s learning to become a better person, but again it’s hard to got from 'terrified to love someone in case they die’ to playing happy families with someone else’s kid? The whole Tinkerbell thing is totally understandable and loved that storyline but It upset me cause I could totally see Outlaw Queen happening but it was just really rushed and I would have handled that differently. Basically, if it takes three seasons for Regina to go from Evil Queen to kinda sociable, it’s gonna take more the a year in the forest, y'know? It seemed kinda unfounded. Regina using freakin' white magic should have been the climax of Regina’s story line for season three. Not everything can be suddenly fixed by true love. I’M REALLY TIRED OF REGINA GETTING BROKEN AND I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO FIX HER - I didn’t ship Outlaw Queen cause I had an awful feeling it wasn’t goin g to end well… Regina has followed a beautiful story arc, without any romance. It might be a personal opinion but romantic love is always glorified and i just didn’t seem necessary.

As for Swan Queen, I just love their dynamic. When Emma shows up in Storybrooke, Regina automatically sees her as a threat since Henry is so keen on Emma. Eventually, Regina sees Emma as neutral ground, rather than simply another CharmingThey seemed to gradually trust each other more, and with them now sharing a child they see each other change for the better for Henry’s sake. They’ve both been through a lot of pain and distrustful relationships in their lives and understand how hard it is for each other to engage in talks about their feelings. They both crave a family and Henry gives them that connection - especially during season two and three part one when they go all tag team mothers. Which also brings to light the magic thing, which I know makes it look like 'look another thing they have in common!’ but Regina and Emma are so so characteristically different that for Emma to posses the power Regina has been searching for all her life? It kidna shows Regina that you can still mess up your life even if you have all this power, and Regina is an example to Emma for what happens if she misuses her new power.

 In Emma, Regina finds acceptance and trust, and ally in parenting her son and in politics with Snow White - finally someone believes in her and is arguing for herWhy have Hood when Emma’s already doing that? It was Emma that convinced everyone to trust Regina again…

In Regina, Emma finds a solid family set up. Not that she doesn’t have that in Snow and David, but it’s harder to fall into a parent/child dynamic than a mother/son/(wife?) dynamic. Regina has a lot of faith is Emma’s power as saviour yet not in a jealous or fearful way? Having fought against Regina, Emma sees her as an equal and that seems to be and important thing for her - Neil was pretty much her adversary of crime. When I watch it, there are some serious flirty undertones; it’s not every girl you break into her back yard and deface her prized apple tree - Regina must had seriously got under Emma’s skin for that. And then go on to trust this woman? Have her as an ally? When she’s still under your skin??

In general, it’s a really messed up show to be honest and I don’t see why awesome magical lesbian aren’t part of it. I mean, hey, I worked wonders with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, right?

anonymous asked:

Could you write something with 2D coming home at like 4am, drunk off his ass and just wanting to cuddle and sleep, and his s/o being like "oh thank god he was only out drinking" but also "I am going to KILL him he was out DRINKING". Thank you!!!!!

A/N: ahahahahahaha @ the anon who asked if that was my time zone it was not you’ll never find me unless you hire a deep web hit man but please dont. let me clear out the drafts and queue before you kill me


  • You come home to an empty house, calling out his name only to be met with silence. You shrug your shoulders as you toss your keys in the bowl beside you, kicking off your shoes as you make your way to the bathroom, a hot shower being ideal after a long day.
  • You dry your hair with a towel as you step out of the shower, finding some comfortable pajamas to wear before you settle on the couch in the living room, turning on the TV in front of you. You flip through the channels, wasting time rather than actually paying attention to what was on the screen. You occupy yourself for a while with various self care activities, checking your phone occasionally as you wait for a response from 2D.
  • You had managed to bore yourself as you lazily pull a Jenga piece from the tower of wooden blocks, games being your last attempt to entertain yourself as you waited. You place the block down before you grab your phone and call him, foot tapping against the floor as it rings. You smack your lips when it goes to voicemail and toss your phone at the couch cushion before you plop down on it. 
  • Eyes study the floor as you wonder where he could be, recalling he’d mentioned nothing about having plans this weekend. You sigh before you collect the blanket at your sock clad feet and pull it over you, staring at the movie playing on the TV before you fall asleep.
  • Cold clamminess over your eyes disrupts your sleep, you shake your head away and hear a familiar throaty laugh.You pull the hands away from your eyes and sit up, rubbing them as you hear him slur something incomprehensible before he lets out a stupid laugh.
  • You check your phone for the time, “Stuart? What the fuck?” you whisper harshly. You get up to turn the lights on and he groans, staggering a bit before he shields his eyes. You walk up to him and pull his hands away from his face, his head leans to the side lazily. “Are you drunk?”
  • He blows air from his lips, “I am… not,” he says, cocking up an eyebrow, his argument completely invalid as it was obvious enough. He rolls his head a bit before he focuses on you, his eyes drooping as a crooked grin forms on his face.
  • You shake your head as you place your hands on your hips, you sigh closing your eyes as you open your mouth to speak but the weight of his body leaning into yours catches you off guard. You stumble back a bit, supporting much of his weight as his legs seemed to give up on him, his hands loosely grabbing at your shirt. His lips rub against your neck, leaving a wet streak of saliva and whatever he was consuming as he buries his face in your neck.
  • Your shoulders rise, ears burning when the stubble above his lip tickles the sensitive skin there, you laugh as you pull him off of you, his face centimeters away from yours as he fans hot air onto your face, the smell of alcohol strong in his breath.
  • He puckers his lips out to kiss you and you lean away laughing at his antics, “Why don’t we talk about this tomorrow?” you say as you try to pry him off to you but newfound strength keeps you locked in his embrace. You awkwardly huddle over to the couch and he pulls you into him as he lays down, snoring almost instantly once his back finds contact with the cushion.
  • let boi sleep he drank too much apple juice