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Bernie, we hardly know ye...

I don’t know about you but I spend a vast majority of my time thinking about my favourite fictional characters and Berenice Griselda Wolfe is currently has been for a long time the leading lady of my pondering. I mean there’s SO much we don’t know about her..

{welcome to my thoughts aka I clearly have too much time on my hands and/or I’m just totes obsessed}

  • Why the military? did Bernie follow generations of Wolfe family members into service, or is it a career she’s pursued without any of that influence? 
  • Speaking of family, has she got any siblings, are her parents still alive and what are they all like?
  • What’s Charlotte like? 
  • What was young B-Griz like at school? nerd, sport junkie, popular princess, intense emo who everyone crushed on, class clown?
  • What University did she go to? 
  • Did she do all of her medical training under the military or did she get a degree in medicine, work in hospitals and join the army later in life? 
  • Just with WHOM has she had so many friendships she believes she’s destroyed? are there a list of women who Bernie has gotten really close to over the years which I’m sure she ultimately ran away from because she just wasn’t quite brave enough *sobs for our soft baby*
  • Which brings me to..Keeley, the registrar who was cougaring Cam and had Serena more than a tad jealous if you ask me..was that someone else Bernie felt quite close to? 
  • Is her divorce to Marcus well under way/ near finalised?
  • Did she ever follow up with Alex. Maybe she wrote her a letter or called her to say a proper goodbye, even told her about Serena? 
  • Is she fully healed?!?! girl got blown up and apart from putting her back out hefting a mattress a sly trick to get Serena Campbell’s hands on her she seems like totally okay? 
  • Does she know *sob* is she’ll ever *sob* get to see Serena Campbell again?? Has she heard from her..*sobs*
  • Did she intentionally buy louder shoes because Serena asked her to?
  • After getting together with Serena, did she immediately buy herself some 600 Egyptian thread cotton sheets because a) luxury and b) she just really wants Serena Campbell in her bed and Serena won’t settle for anything less.
  • Where did she buy that bottle of apology plonk? duty free or a Kiev speciality?
  • Does she like Serena’s horribly expensive shirt? 
  • Did she and Serena resort to quadruple shot coffees to get them through their shifts during the ‘shagged to tatters’ phase?
  • Has she met Serena’s friend Sian? and just how awkward was Bernie in the face of Sian being super flirty and teasing at both of their expense..50 shades of scarlett am I right? 
  • Has she ever been to a gay bar/ pride event?
  • Would she win a sprint race against Henrik Hanssen? 
  • Was the dress blue & black..or yellow & white when she looked at it? 

and finally, this one may be a little bit more about Jemma Redgrave but after seeing the fake typing on the computer which gets me EVERYtime..what’s she like in the supermarket when someone is in the way of the product she’s real hungry for..does she pretend to be interested in something else until they walk away like most of us awkward brits ? ? ? 

I think about her way too much. I love her way too much. I wish there were idk a team of writers who could maybe cover some things on the list!?!?! LIKE PLZ WRITE FOR THIS CHARACTER. She’s such a mystery and there’s so much potential and Bernie is our precious bmam and we just wanna know more about her okay? Also Jemma Redgrave is the purest of souls on this earth and I’d actually go into battle for her. 

Megamind Soulmate AU

When you write something on your arms, the marks appear on the arms of your soulmate as well. This is known: the soul-bond does not begin at birth; it is only possible with both souls have reached a certain level of maturity. No one knows what triggers the bond; it is not restrained by distance, by language, by contact… but everyone knows that a soulmate is true love, however improbable it may seem. 

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anonymous asked:

Hey eggplant, I am sure you didnt mean anything mean by this, but maybe saying 'if u ignore the default winner, the ladies field is interesting' might not have been the nicest thing? It just sounds as if you are minimizing her achievements. Now I get that there's a huge gap between first and second, and then not much of a gap afterward, but I dont like the way the ladies almost seem to be okay with that gap. They're not even trying to catch up and it frustrates me (esp that I like many of them)

i find it ironic that you’re saying i’m minimizing evgenia’s achievements, then immediately follow that up with how the rest of the ladies’ field isn’t even trying to catch up to her. that is false. they are. there are more and more ladies backloading jumps and attempting tanos, or even quads and 3As in practice, though we’ve yet to see them in competition. the ladies are also improving their consistency in general, they just haven’t proven to be as bulletproof as evgenia yet, which is why evgenia usually wins.

i’m not always 100% nice about evgenia, or other skaters. my opinions are not always going to align with everyone else’s. i do think her consistency is amazing and she usually deserves to win all her titles. from a career standpoint she’s done an amazing job so far. i don’t think she’s actually as far ahead of the rest of the field as her scores say she is, and that’s on the judges. i think close competition at the top makes for a more interesting field, but since it still seems unlikely that anyone will challenge evgenia next season (though they are definitely trying, and who knows, the judges might surprise us - anything could happen), i’m just personally more interested in who will get the other two spots on the podium.

Everything you are about to say, I already know.
  • Clara, I’m not your boyfriend… I never said it was your mistake.
  • Clara, I need you.
  • I don’t take orders, Clara.
  • To our last hurrah.
  • I don’t know if you’ll ever hear this, Clara. I don’t even know if you’re still alive out there.
  • I can save you.
  • This is my world, too. I walk your earth, I breathe your air.
  • Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?
  • You asked me what we’re going to do. I told you. We’re going to hell.
  • Clara, I’m terribly sorry, but I’m exactly what you deserve.
  • Are you okay?
  • It’s fine. I’ve found Gallifrey.
  • Yes, I’m really here. I’m back.
  • I never found Gallifrey. I lied, so you’d stay with Danny.
  • There was only one way to get to you. I’m dying, too.
  • I will hold Clara’s hand, but that’s it.
  • Clara Oswald, you will never look any different to me.
  • We should do this every Christmas.
  • I’m sorry. I was stupid. I should have come back earlier. I wish that I had.
  • The TARDIS is outside. So, all of time and all of space is sitting out there. A big blue box. Please, don’t even argue.
  • Do you know what’s rarer? Second chances.
  • Pretty Woman.
  • When do I not see you?
  • I want Clara Oswald, safe, alive, and returned to me immediately. You bring her back. You do that. You do that now. Unharmed. Unhurt. Alive.
  • I just felt that I… I had to say something. Because I’ve got a duty of care.
  • I can save you. You trust me, don’t you, Clara?
  • I’ll come back for you. I swear.
  • Don’t kiss me. Morning breath.
  • Everyone after you was random, but you being the next name, that’s what made me confront the Fisher King.
  • This is not a hug.
  • Look at you, with your eyes, and your never giving up, and your anger, and your kindness. One day, the memory of that will hurt so much that I won’t be able to breathe.
  • Every time we do something like this, I keep thinking, what if something happens to you?
  • She might meet someone she can’t bear to lose. That happens, I believe.
  • I’ve missed you, Clara Oswald.
  • I let Clara Oswald get inside my head. Trust me. She doesn’t leave.
  • Longest month of my life.
  • I’ll be the judge of time.
  • Hold my hand.
  • You will save Clara, and you will do it now, or I will rain hell on you for the rest of time.
  • I don’t care!
  • You shouldn’t have to ask.
  • What’s the point of being a Doctor if I can’t cure you?
  • What about me?
  • Clara…
  • Don’t run. Stay with me.


  • You are my storm room.
  • Making you laugh.
  • But I can remember, Clara. You don’t understand, I can remember it all. Every time. And you’ll still be gone. Whatever I do… you still won’t be there.
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soooooo, I’ve been working on this Fantasy!AU right???? 

It’s still kinda in construction, but basically, Haru comes from a line of ‘water people’ and it gives him the power to bring water to life. He can’t control it, he can talk to it, but he can never force it to act against its will

Meanwhile you got Makoto who comes from a normal family, but he’s one of those who was born with the Light and that gives certain healing powers. He will be sent to a special academy later to learn how to use them and potentially become a healer. He is still afraid of water and his own powers, but Haru is working really hard to make him understand that ‘water would never hurt him’.

So anyway, I’m having a lot of fun with this so you can expect more of it~ And I have like hundreds of really cute headcanons for this so I gotta find a way to share them all

Am I the only one who headcanons Allen as a fashion disaster?. Because I imagine Allen going out but Lenalee is like “you are not going anywhere looking like that” “Lena but-” “Come here Allen we are going to dress you properly”

anonymous asked:

Could you explain zodiac signs in your way? (if you know anyone in that zodiac sign, what would you describe them as?)

I’m not really sure what I could describe them as, but here are:

The signs as what I yell at my friends

Aries: FUCK YOU, YOU PUNCHED MY BOOB

Taurus: Touch my hair. FUCKING TOUCH IT.

Gemini: STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT

Cancer: Back that sass up, yeah?

Leo: Don’t you dare chase that pidgeon

Virgo: Stop spooning my dog

Libra: I will skin you if you don’t stop touching me

Scorpio: *Dragon noises*

Sagittarius: IT’S NOT GAY ENOUGH

Capricorn: you uncultural hot dog

Aquarius: YOU BROKE IT

Pisces: It’s 2 in the morning why are you playing farmville?