please don't let them do it again

How to make friends: Featuring Shigaraki Tomura

Let’s start

That didn’t go well. Let’s try again.

Maybe with a little more of practice…let’s keep trying.

Ok maybe making friends is not your thing.

Shigaraki please stop!

It’s ok Shigs, making friends can be hard. Maybe you can get the hang of it later, just don’t do anything weird like kidnaping people and trying to convince them to be your friends or something like that…

Tomura what the hell?! That’s not how you make friends!

See, that’s what you get.

Aww. But seriously stop, just stop, don’t make friends EVER.

exo as things my family has said to roast me:
  • baekhyun: hi! welcome home! your hair is so ugly
  • chen: i'm so glad you like reading and staying at home. explain how that solves the problem of you being single all the time though
  • kai: you're always in the dark. i'm not entirely convinced that you're not a bat
  • chanyeol: you're so flat footed, but that's ok! potato feet are cute! you're like a little dinosaur!
  • kyungsoo: you said you wouldn't bother me today and yet you're still talking??
  • suho: i love you but why do you run like an ostrich
  • sehun: please don't hug me right now, you literally look like doofenshmirtz
  • xiumin: i wish someone in this house would let me listen to music with them... except, no, not you, don't ever make me listen to that weird shit ever again
  • yixing: i wish we could undo that interaction. i wish you could unsay the things you just said to me. take that sentence back. in fact, i want to un-know you. un-introduce yourself to me and prevent this interaction from ever happening

anonymous asked:

Idk if you've been asked this before, but what are your thoughts of Bensavi?

anonymous asked:

Sooo, what if the boys and their s/o are cuddling on the couch and at some point their partners, feeling frisky, they cup an hand on the guys crotch saying " Do you have something for me, sweety? I'm feelin rather empty, now'.

I’m…I’m going to use this line! Too late! Using it! This one of the best preludes I have ever heard! 

 ~~~~

Noctis

You purred nuzzling into Noctis, the Prince was for once awake and watching the horrid movie that you had decided on. Every so often, you’d hear a ‘What the fuck’ from the man, as he tried to understand the horrible plot.  As he was behind you on the couch, you couldn’t hear or see the man’s reaction, but that also meant he couldn’t see you.

Luckily, cause you were bored, and this movie held no interest for you, so time for fun! Reaching a hand behind yourself to the man behind you. Stifling a giggle as you felt the man jump than hiss behind you.

“Y.N, what are you doing?”

You gripped your prize slightly harder, feeling it lengthen within your hand, “Do you have something for me, sweety? I’m feeling rather empty, now.” You purred, your back still to the man.

By the time you blinked, you were on your back, a Prince at your neck, placing little love bites all over. Before a husky voice called in your ear, “I can think of something.”

You giggled, the movie already forgotten, as Noctis made quick work of your and his clothes.

~~~~~

Prompto

You shifted one more time, laying behind Prompto, your hands splayed across the strong chest before you. Many people didn’t know what was hidden underneath the young man’s clothes, but you did and you love it.

Prompto purred as your fingers ran lazily over his arm, up to his hair to scratch at his scalp, “That feels so good.”

You giggled, your nails scratching at his scalp, tucking his blonde locks behind his ear. Your other hand touching up and down his freckled skin. Your free hand, that wasn’t scratching at his head,moved down the center of his chest, rubbing giving a lazy scratch at his tummy. Giggling as the reaction you received of a puppy with a wiggle and slight twitch of the leg.

“You know,” You smirked, your hand going lower, slipping past his hips grabbing his crotch. “I was thinking you had something for me, I’m feeling rather empty.”

Prompto immediately jumped from the couch, “I’ll get you something to eat, or are you thirsty, I’ll be right back.”

You sat up on the couch, staring as the man disappeared into the kitchen. Wondering what the hell just happened!

Only for the man to walk back in the living room, his head lowered, a blush almost making his freckles disappear. “You were talking about something else weren’t you?”

You giggled as you reached out, wrapping your arms around his shoulders, pulling him back to the couch, “Come here you goofball.”

~~~~~

Gladiolus

Gladiolus is such a comfy pillow, you found yourself thinking, stretched out across the man on your stomach, gut to gut with the man. It put you off at first considering you thought all those muscle did not look comfy.

OH BOY, were you wrong!

Now it was your favorite place to sit, lay or just relax as you were doing now. Or at least you were trying. You were attempting to read, but you had gotten to a rather saucy part of your book of your heroine seducing the buff hero after months of flirting and the author spared no details of what the couple were doing in celebration.

It maybe didn’t help that you had thought of yourself as the heroine and your Gladio as the hero, so it kind of made everything…wet.

“You good babe?” Gladiolus called, his large hand resting on your ass, giving it a loving squeeze every so often. Which wasn’t helping the situation!

“Mmhm.” You murmur as you covered your face with your book attempting to read. Yet your free hand drifted lower, managing to sneak between your bodies as you grabbed a handful of the large dick you were fantasizing about. “You know, Gladdy, I’m feeling rather empty right now, do you have anything to fill me up?”

You barely had time to react as you felt the hand on your ass grab a fist full, and the lightning reflects of the soldier before you removing your shirt and underwear, a large mouth already sucking a nipple into his mouth.

“Fuck babe, all you have to do is ask.”

~~~~~

Ignis

Cuddles with Ignis were always fun, those long, lean, strong limbs would wrap around you tightly. His face buried in the back of your neck, as he’d whispered sweet nothing in that deep husky accent. Every so often a kiss would be littered against your shoulder blades.

You adjust comfortably against the man behind you, one of his large, normally gloved hands splayed across your stomach rubbing lazy circles.

“Iggy.” You giggled as he kissed a rather sensitive part of your neck.

“I do apologize, love, just trying to get my fill from when we’re apart.” Ignis chuckled.

Yet Ignis was not aware that all his flirty kisses were just encouraging another part of you. As you thought of those skilled fingers, wishing they would drop lower, and those kisses were instead sucks, leaving tastefully little bruises  that you refused to cover up with make up or shirts.

Yet who gave him all the fun?

Sneaking a hand down between your bodies, which was rather difficult considering how close Ignis was to you, you managed to finally grab a handful for your prize. Surprised to find that it was already getting rather hard for you.

“Love?” Ignis inquired, yet his kisses never stopped.

You giggled softly turning over your shoulder, “Do you have something for me, darling? I’m feeling rather empty right now.”

Ignis kisses stopped, as he sat up behind you, before climbing from the couch. You sat up fearing you had said something wrong or too forward, only to see the man had removed his glasses and had placed them on the coffee table beside your empty cups of tea.

“Shall I prepare you a meal?”

You let out a pleasing purr as the man moved forward, pressing you into the back of the couch as his lips begun to place those tasteful little marks on your neck again.

Vampire Diaries {Sentence Starters}
  • "Your hair's different; I like it."
  • "I know that you can't change who you are, but you don't belong here anymore."
  • "I shouldn't have come home."
  • "The rest of the world has moved on. You should try, too."
  • "Today will be different. It has to be."
  • "They follow you. You can't escape them - as much as you want to."
  • "I will smile, and it will be believable."
  • "For over a century, I have lived in secret. Until now."
  • "I need you to be afraid of me. I need you to run like hell, do you understand me?!"
  • "Do you wanna hear the bad news, or the really bad news?"
  • "Why did you come back after all this time? Why now?"
  • "I'll be downstairs. Drinking."
  • "I know it's late, but I needed to know if you're okay."
  • "I'm not going to give up on you. I believe in you."
  • "Not in the mood! Today's been a no-good, very-bad day."
  • "You're really going to run this whole psychic thing into the ground, huh?"
  • "Why would you risk it? Why would you come here?"
  • "Don't embarrass me, young man!"
  • "I don't hurt people. I don't do that."
  • "If you're just gonna mock me, could you move along, please?"
  • "Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?"
  • "Hey! If you want to forget it happened, fine. But I can't."
  • "I can't tell you what to do. But coming back here was a mistake."
  • "Let go of me before I cause a scene."
  • "You're taking a stupid risk. I could hurt you."
  • "Yes. You're a complete nuisance."
  • "I have so many emotions, but I don't have any way to express them."
  • "You touch her and I swear I will never speak to you again."
  • "Indulge me for a little while, please?"
  • "Don't pout. It’s not attractive in a woman your age."
  • "What do you know about werewolves?"
  • "I know I'm the last person you wanna see right now, but I need you to come with me."
  • "You were running from something. What was it?"
  • "I've no secrets. Only dirty shame."

anonymous asked:

I really fucking hate these trash bag people who will hold your job hostage because you didn't want to bullshit small talk with them. Yep the weather sure is weather outside. Oh you didn't find that million dollars in the grocery store? That joke is so fucking clever that I heard it a million times already today. Yep because it didn't scan it's free, congratulations, you don't know how stores actually work. Please just let me do my job and not force me into having the same damn convo over again.

The worst thing ever is when you can feel someone important to you getting bored with you.

I can’t quite understand how people say Aaron isn’t heart broken about their break up I mean he’s been holding onto his husband, trying to make it work, he even hurt himself coz he couldn’t let Robert go (and no it’s not Roberts fault he’s self harming!!!) it must have been the hardest decision ever to take off that ring and leave Robert. He will always love Robert and his heart is broken, all he ever wanted was Robert since he met him almost three years ago and then he had him and they both realized how much they love each other but then have to see that it wasn’t enough, their love wasn’t enough this time, they couldn’t make things right. So Aaron left Robert, but he’s not ok and it’s not like he’s off partying somewhere he’s broken to his roots and he needs to fix himself or it’ll end badly. You know Aaron lost his husband too. I’m begging Emmerdale to put this right this time let Aaron heal (ON SCREEN PLEASE) let Robert find his way back to himself and let the boys find out their love for each other again I do believe all of the things that happened can make them stronger in the end but it needs to happen slowly and soft, those boys hearts are fragile things.

Family Movie Night
  • Genji: So what do you all want to watch tonight, I was thinking we switch it up with some animation with this anime *shows them Summer Wars*
  • McCree: I ain't gonna spend 2 hours of my life reading subtitles again, get a dubbed version of these things please
  • Genji: Dub sucks
  • Sombra: And so does your pick let's watch something we can relate too *Brings out Hacker*
  • McCree: I don't know why we are debating this, we're going watch a cinematic master, a ground breaking film that touches us all and do you know what it is?
  • Sombra: Don't you dear say it!
  • Genji: Stop him please
  • McCree: It's High Noon! Hahahah!
  • Sombra: I hate you so much
  • Widowmaker: How about we watch something with class like The Red Balloon
  • McCree: Isn't it that weird foreign film where a kid chases a balloon around all day, isn't that a bit boring
  • Widowmaker: I only know seven movies give me a break
  • Reaper: We're going to watch Legally Blonde and you all are going to like it
  • Genji: Legally Blonde is the worse movie ever man, nothing in it is funny, I cringe at each joke
  • Reaper: How dare you Genji, I shall now disown you
  • *The four start bickering*
  • Doomfist: *Slams his fist into the coffee table* WE SHALL WATCH THE LATEST SCOOBY DOO MOVIE
  • *Later*
  • Doomfist: Hahahaha oh Wanner Brothers when I bring upon the new world order your company shall stay unchanged as long as you keep making these great films
at void princess's birthday party (based on a real convo i had in elsword)
  • Void Princess: My friends got school idols to play! You did get them to play, right?!
  • Rune Slayer: We got something twice as better as ordinary idols! Ain! Hit it!
  • [Curtain rolls, revealing Erbluhen Emotion]
  • Erbluhen Emotion: Hello, Miss Magician.
  • Void Princess:
  • Void Princess: What is he-
  • Rune Slayer: Just, let him do it.
  • Apostasia: We tried stopping him.
  • Diabolic Esper: He wanted this to happen.
  • Noblesse: This is the most embarrassing thing he's ever going to do. I'm recording.
  • Royal Guard: Don't do it.
  • Mastermind: I'm going home to forget he did this at all.
  • Lunatic Psyker: I will never speak to him again.
  • Arme Thaumaturgy, praying: Ishmael, please don't let his influence get to me.
  • Dreadlord and Chiliarch: Hoo, boy.
  • Lofty Anpassen, with glow sticks: Go get them, me!
  • Lofty Executor: This is completely idiotic.
  • Apostasia: It'll be over soon.
  • Arme Thaumaturgy: It better be.
  • Diabolic Esper: There's a reason he will never be an idol. That, over there, is my example.
  • Erbluhen Emotion, singing: 🎶When my tear ducts give issue,
  • 🎶I can't just use any tissue
  • 🎶I need 4 ply, 4 ply, 4 ply, when I cry~!
  • Void Princess: I am challenging you at PvP again, Mochi.
  • Apostasia: Same.
  • Arme Thaumaturgy: Same.
  • Lofty Executor: Same.
  • Lofty Wanderer, whispering: ...I thought the song was good...
  • Lofty Anpassen: Me too... Me too.

anonymous asked:

drabble prompt for malec: "who was your first kiss, alexander?"

worth the wait | malec | 350 words

Magnus gives an exaggerated shudder as he finishes his story and Alec laughs louder than is probably warranted, the wine he’s been drinking loosening his tongue even as it makes his limbs heavy, leaning further into Magnus as the night progresses.

Magnus drops the playful grimace he had affected for his tale and smiles softly at Alec, tracing lines against his forearm, his arm still wrapped around Alec’s shoulders from the moment they had settled down on the couch together.

Alec can’t help but think this might be the best night of his life. It’s not that they’ve done anything particularly exciting, but even just sitting here talking, slowly getting to know one another, it’s… indescribable, honestly. He never thought he’d get to have this.

So of course the next words out of Magnus’s mouth have to ruin it.

“What about you, darling?” Magnus asks. “Who was your first kiss?”

Alec feels the blush creeping up his neck almost immediately. He remembers Magnus’s initial shock – and dismay? – when he first realized Alec had never been in a relationship before. He swallows thickly.

“Alexander?” Magnus prompts softly, his smile becoming a tiny bit guarded as he realizes something’s wrong.

Alec clears his throat lightly and plays with one of the rings on Magnus’s hand, twisting it back and forth to give himself something to do besides look at Magnus’s face.

“I don’t have to tell you that story, you were there,” Alec says eventually, trying for a joking tone that doesn’t quite land.

“Was I?” Magnus says, the confusion evident in his voice. Then after a beat it must click, because he lets out a soft breath and squeezes Alec’s arm gently.

“Alec-”

“Don’t,” Alec asks softly, finally looking back up at Magnus’s face. “I just- please?”

Magnus eyes light with understanding and he drops a soft kiss to Alec’s forehead before settling back and filling the growing silence with another outrageous tale. Alec listens to Magnus’s voice and eventually lets himself breathe again.

It may have taken him awhile to get here, he thinks, but Magnus was worth the wait.

ut-stuff  asked:

hey tt, i'm sorry for bothering you but is it okay if i request something? i know it's selfish, so feel free to ignore this or just leave it until later, i don't mind. but, could i please request g!sans with a chubby s/o who's family (particularly mother) is constantly pushing them to go and do things they're not capable of/not comfortable doing? and they feel like they're letting them down when they can't do anything - like not being able to get proper words out in social settings. again, sorry

*My Sassy Darling, you should know that you’re never bothering me. <3   I’m always willing to write something to cheer you up!  You’re one of the sweetest people I’ve ever met, and you only deserve happiness!  

By the way, it’s probably obvious by I ship the shit outta you with G.  <33


“you know that you’re not letting anyone down, right?”  

G stood with his back against the wall, an unlit cigarette dangling from his teeth.  He desperately wanted to light it up and smoke, but he didn’t want to do so in your room.  While smoke didn’t bother him, he knew things were different when it came to humans, and he respected you enough not to smoke in your house.  

“you don’t have to keep pushing yourself.  you have to take it easy, otherwise you’re just going to feel worse.”  

He pushes off the wall, crossing the room with several long strides to place his hand on your shoulder–and then proceed to slip his arm around you and pull you against his side.  "it’s ok if you get anxious or feel awkward when you’re pushed to do something.“  His phalanges slide across your arm, feeling your skin just below the sleeve.  "it’s your mom again, huh, dear?  i know she’s pushing you… she might even feel like she’s doing it to help you get more comfortable in those situations, but… it’s all right if you can’t do it.”  

G turns toward you his golden eyelight scanning your face.  "i love you just the way you are, ya'know?  whenever we’re out, you can always stick to my side; i’ll always be right there with you.  so next time she asks you to do something like that, i’ll tag along.“  His grin becomes a smirk, and he plucks the cig from between his teeth and proceeds to smooth your hair behind your ear. “imagine her face then.  we’ll make an appearance and then ditch.  maybe come back here, huh?”  His hand cups your cheek, and he steps closer, leaning in so his face is so close that you can feel his warm breath against your lips when he speaks. It smells of cigarette smoke, coffee, and ketchup, as usual.  "you can tell me some more of those science pick-up lines and see what happens.“  He chuckles, his smirk widening; he’s hoping that your cheeks flush.  He loves getting a reaction from you.  "or we can just go grab some ‘dogs and drinks.  anything’s fine as long as it’s with you, my dear.”      

anonymous asked:

Okay, if Britt and Kendrick don't get paired up for interviews fine, but please God DON'T let Kendrick get paired up with Rebel, I can't stand Rebel in interviews. I'd rather see Kendrick do press alone. Also, the last time Britt did press with Camp and Steinfeld it was so boring to watch. PP1 press was way better.

Well I feel bad saying that it’s probably super likely that Kendrick and Rebel will get paired because their characters seem to have the most to do with each other. I don’t know, I just don’t see them pairing Snow and Kendrick again. 

I agree though that PP2 press was pretty boring in comparison. No offence against Hailee, I love her, but her and Britt just didn’t have that same spark together that Snow and Kendrick have. 

Bioshock sentence pack
  • tw for graphic language.
  • -
  • Would you kindly?
  • Is a man not entitled to the sweat off his brow?
  • I chose the impossible.
  • We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us.
  • A man chooses, a slave obeys.
  • Kill.
  • It's time to end this little masquerade.
  • She won't STAY STILL!
  • What's this, ____? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!
  • What's the difference between a man and a parasite?
  • Would you kindly head to ____ and kill that son of a bitch?
  • Wait a minute...s/he's still breathing.
  • They offered you the city...and you refused it.
  • You saved me.
  • They told me '___, you're special. You were born to do great things.' You know what? They were right.
  • You were my ace in the hole.
  • If you are going to do such things, you should at least do them properly.
  • Please, get up, ____! Please!
  • You'll paint with the blood of a man/woman I once loved.
  • My muse is a fickle bitch, with a very short attention span!
  • So tell me, friend, which one of the bitches sent you?
  • If you don't call that family, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!
  • The lighthouse is lit up like a hellfire.
  • Silence! Allegro, allegro! Da da da da da da, presto! Presto! No! No!
  • Oh, ___, you sick fuck! Let me out of here!
  • Son of a bitch, left me to freeze.
  • Stood up! Again! Second time this week.
  • Only thing worse than a hypocrite is an unemployed one.
  • neonazis: you have no place in rodnovery if you're anything else than our idea of White™
  • neonazis: and fuck you if you're gay or trans or whatever else we feel threatened by because we don't understand
  • neonazis: our gods would laugh at you
  • Perun: ...
  • Perun: okay Veles I know we have like a beef and stuff
  • Veles: no no it's okay just let me call Svarog and Svantevit too I'm sure they want in on that
  • Morana: gentlemen please I know your ways
  • Morana: please don't end them too soon, make sure they suffer first
  • Jarilo: goshdarn Morana you're all dark again
  • Jarilo: she's right though lemme get my horse I'm going with you
  • trust me, Old Gods want nothing to do with you. You're the one they won't even look at. Or at least you should hope they won't pay attention to you - because if they will, it won't end nice for you.
don’t let sana be misunderstood

if anyone wants to be mad at sana right now, go back and watch the season trailer again… 

People, do you understand me now,
If sometimes I feel a little mad
Don’t you know no one alive can
Always be an angel
When things go wrong I seem a little sad
But I’m just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood

8

❝ ––– I checked with Senneck on Bash’s progress earlier to make sure you had someone by your side before I left. […] I cannot help you be queen. Or Scottish. Time and again, you have shown an uncanny ability to emerge from adversity unscathed and on top. You did it in France - much to my great annoyance - and you will do it here. I can’t spend no more time on your journey, I have my own.❞

Markiplier quotes {Sentence Starters}
  • "POOF!"
  • "No, thank you! I don't want any!"
  • "You do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other, probably."
  • "SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHAT'S BEST!"
  • "You! You're gonna die tonight! You and your taut chest and your lovely butt. You look good, sailor!"
  • "It's so peaceful and pretty I think I'm going to vomit."
  • "Wanna run that by me again?"
  • "Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost."
  • "Please let me have as much time as you can give me. Please take, your sweet-ass time."
  • "I knew they would stab me in the back! I'll just have to stab them in the back. I'll stab them in the butt. That's what I'll do."
  • "How was I supposed to do anything?! What was that?!"
  • "AAHH! That is a beast of legend!"
  • "Those are people! Those are people! I'm gonna go say hi to the people!"
  • "Alright alright alriiight! You gon' learn today!"
  • "I'm King of the Squirrels!!!"
  • "Oh my god, that is so morbid!"
  • "What the hell was that?! What did you just throw at me?!"
  • "Dammit, where the hell are these guys? They're nowhere to be found."
  • "So... what about that?"
  • "YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"
  • "Get your mind outta the gutter!"
  • "That guy was, like, in full body armor! How'd they kill him?"
  • "I told thee to calm thine tits! Thine tits are very rambunctious."
  • "Well, isn't this fan-fricken-tastic!""
  • "Ding-dong, damn it!"
  • "I'm not very committed to this decision, but whatever."
  • "I'm not scared. Not even a little bit."
  • "That thing likes to scream in my ear."
  • "WHEEEERE'S THE BLAAACKSMIIIITH?!?"
  • "Okay, now I'm scared. I'M SCARED!"
Can the show please NOT?
  • Ruby: *starts to talk about what happened and her issues*
  • Me: Oh finally I was waiting for thi....
  • Jaune: *hijacks scene for more development with writers cutting Ruby development off again and not letting her even speak about her problems by making Jaune be the one to recap them instead for some reason*
  • Me: ...
  • Jaune: *delivers a fucking pep talk that literally feels ooc and way too cheerful considering he has been an angsty broody teenager for whole volume*
  • Me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, ROOSTER TEETH. WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?! Why don't you just rename the show to JAUNE next?