please don't hate me

what the signs think markiplier should do once he recovers and is released from the hospital
  • Aries:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Taurus:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Gemini:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Cancer:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Leo:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Virgo:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Libra:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Scorpio:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Sagittarius:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Capricorn:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Aquarius:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!
  • Pisces:TAKE A BREAK, YA DINGUS!!!

“He will roast you faster than a speeding bullet!
His voice is more powerful than a screaming fan girl! 
He is able to leap over haters in a single bound!”

Look! There on the channel suggestions!
It’s a man in a morph suit!
It’s carrot with arms!
NO! IT’S JACKABOY MAN AND HIS SUPER SIDEKICK BRAINY SAM!

Here ples don’t hate me for this :D 

okay I’m gonna be real honest here and I’ll probably lose some followers and people will shit on me but here I go. Can people PLEASE stop praising zayn for being a dick to people he loved??? like are y'all really so nasty that you’re gonna be saying hallelujah when he broke off his engagement of two years… The same girl who he seemed so in love with, that he has tattooed on his arm?? No matter who you are ending a relationship of that long is hard and sad and the fact that he did it and got over it so easily should be worrisome. And I know I was there dragging naughtys ass to the ground too and regardless of the way he treated or used zayn he was a friend to him for a long time and for zayn to just dump his ass and feel all high and mighty like that should we really be applauding that? and don’t get me started on the things he’s said about “real music” and how his 4 years with the boys didn’t “feel real” because not only was he belittling his time with the boys and our mutual support for each other, he’s eliminating any happy emotion he felt in those four years. His lines in this is us weren’t scripted he genuinely loved the boys and that band. So why the arrogance now? Why the selfishness? Why suddenly becoming a dick to everyone he knows and loves? Why would this kid who we knew as the shy and kindhearted one, the one who auditioned for the xfactor to give back to his family, why all of a sudden is he turning on everyone- retweeting that tweet about little mix, bashing Louis and naughty? Shouldn’t we be concerned maybe even a little- Instead of kissing his ass and high fiving him for shitting on those who loved him? He’ll always be apart of my life and I will always love him but I won’t sit here with the rest of yalll and be all “yes zaddy!” while he’s tearing apart the relationships that meant the most and setting himself up to take this all on alone lol bye.

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Rin’s heart is a flutter. Haruka opens his eyes wide “Rin…!” He’s shaken, his eyes waver. As if trying to shake off that sight, Haruka closes his eyes and goes to put on his goggles. The pain in his heart doesn’t go away but Haruka thinks ”Forget it for now…” and pulls down his goggles. [x]