please don't be offended lol

A Warning

To the eight-legged creatures, also known as spiders, that live in the basement:

One of your own has broken the treaty.
As the treaty so states, spiders are allowed to occupy the basement level of home only. Visits for food sources, aka insects, are only permitted if you are not seen, but the sleeping room and cleaning room are forbidden at all times.

The upstairs area of home is designated for the two legged and four legged occupants to move about and live as they please.

One of the two legged occupants was used as a climbing surface this morning while she was writing and this is a breach of the aforementioned treaty. The offender escaped annihilation but the two legged occupant is reasonably upset. Deal with this breacher amongst yourselves or this act will be considered a declaration of war.

Thank you.

…Or the story of how I almost threw my laptop because there was a spider crawling on my chest.

I find it strange that people are complaining about all the salt inspired by the last two chapters in Erwin/Eruri enthusiasts.

Listen. We’ve had to deal with Erwin hate that’s been backed up by baseless reasons for YEARS, and now when we complain about EM for how they’ve literally not spared a thought for Humanity and attacked a superior despite WILLINGLY having joined the SC, the fandom is suddenly asking for the salt to subside?

Like, ha ha, are you even for real? That’s just going to add more salt to everything.