please don't be mean to him

So I was just thinking about those posts you get in the Discworld tag about the way belief works on the Disc and how Vetinari and/or Vimes is so integral to the way Ankh-Morpork works that they might just sort of… not ever die.

You know, the ones like ‘Vimes is going to become a god of policemen and he’s going to hate it”.

Well. What if it happens to both of them? There are two parts to the city, after all. ‘Proud Ankh’ needs taking down a peg or two (or seven) by Sam Vimes, and if anyone can terrify ‘pestilent Morpork’ into being better then it’s Havelock Vetinari. And they can drive each other mad with stealth puns for centuries, if they want.

Also, this would potentially make them literally Law And Order, and that just seems very fitting in a way that would probably annoy them both.

When I Say I Don't Mind What Pronouns You Use For Me
  • What this means: I ID has both a guy and a girl and like to be referred to with both she/her and he/him
  • What this doesn't mean: take advantage of the fact that I still partially ID as my assigned gender and only refer to me with my assigned gender's pronouns and basically forget that I'm nb at all until I remind you
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this is the first thing i thought of when i was watching the new su ep and rose made that poetic-ass speech about sports

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anonymous asked:

Duke and Kane!!!!

I called this picture “BusinessMerger.psd” and I’m really proud of myself.

I can’t imagine these guys dancing, so instead a Very Reluctant Handshake!  Which creates…

The Don of Deluxe.  

You can’t trust this man as far as he can throw you, which isn’t saying too much because he can throw you pretty damn far, but the point stands.  Backstabbing abounds. 

More concerning, though; the Duke and Kane’s combined tempers and egos make for a violent, mercurial, childish, insatiably greedy monster of a man. 

Thankfully, they would be very difficult to fuse and very easy to unfuse!  Which is a small mercy, because holy crap. 8T

@niallsgoc @harryandlouisarehappilystrong @verseziam @malikaesthetics @professionally-fangirling  @champaynezaddy Basically these Liam ‘fans’ on twitter have him as a part of a groupchat and just posted screenshots of their convos where they mostly talk crap about him and he sees everything and today he started responding and saying “please stop being mean” and they kept continuing and multiple times he messages them saying “don’t talk shit” or “why would you say something like?” And he basically saw EVERYTHING and then they were like omg Liam saw us talking shit about him and he was like “I’m always here I see everything” and then they were like we won’t defend ur stupid actions LIAM and we only criticize u as fans or something like that and despite them talking so much shit he still said “it’s ok I love you” …. it was just….. and they found it funny and I was so upset because they were talking shit about him and he repeatedly asked them to stop and they still continued and only one person eventually said we only do it cus we love you and he still said I love you too….. I can’t….. if u have LIAM in a group chat why would u talk shit? They’re not fans…. I don’t understand this logic….. I’m so upset right now u don’t even know.

On second viewing:

I’d caught the line Maui said about how his parents took one look at him and threw him in the sea, but it didn’t really occur to me why he would say that. I mean… it’s Maui. The dude’s fucking ripped. But there’s so few characters and so many of them are women that you don’t notice that Maui isn’t just stylized with extreme dimorphism… he’s like 90% torso… but he’s also the only one who is. 

Chief Tui, for instance… you can see his waist about levels with his wife’s. It’s about half his height, or approximately where people draw a waist on a proportional model.

Maui’s waist is much lower than Moana’s and sits about 2/3 of the way down his body. He literally has half the amount of leg he should. He’s disproportionate in other ways too- his face is very centered and his features squished together even though his head is large. 

TLDR: Maui, demigod of the wind and sea, hero to men and women, both, ALL… was born with birth defects of some manner and so, though it’s only implied through character design and a throwaway line about being a throwaway child, does that qualify him as being a disabled hero? If so, that’s another form of representation that Disney managed to incorporate into this beautiful movie.

  • interviewer: would u say a few words about mr. stan? say a few words chris. please. god. a few please just a f-
  • chris evans: well since u asked , i think he is great. i mean wow he's just such a cool guy. like would i suck him off? i mean. who wouldn't u kno what i mean? i mean im not gay but like. you know what i mean? he's a great guy. like god he's just so cool. i mean i love him so much you know ? like i'd love to suck him off. like as friends because he's so awesome. he's just such a nice person. he's the sweetest guy in the world. like i wish u guys could meet him. i guess i'd marry him haha i mean i don't know...you know what i mean? he's just so cool. i love seb. anyway
livelifecheshire replied to your post “anyway it’s really gross that ben and his trashcan clan are using the…”

It’s called promotion. It’s a PR tactic to get the most revenue out of a product, 1D and their songs are the products, If you don’t like the product then don’t buy it. But don’t be an absolute prick and belittle the people who have the job of trying to sell it to you. It’s rude .

I wasn’t going to answer this because the condescension is enough to make me roll my eyes and hit the block button (which I might still do), but I want to be clear.

I don’t dislike Ben because of the 1D video. I dislike him because he’s misogynistic, racially insensitive (re: the Night Changes video when he told POC fans to suck it up basically, because for the ~dream date, they had to pretend they were white women), plagiarized the You&I video, /and/ refused to do anything about it when the people who created the video (the original, from some obscure band) confronted him about it. That’s not a nice person.

As it relates to 1D, however, his promotion tactics /are/ trash. There was such an outcry after the release of the History video, which Ben knew about. People were rightfully upset considering the narrative surrounding the band at the time (ie “They’re breaking up, say goodbye!”/”Harry hates the band”/etc.), despite the boys’ repeated insistence that they were coming back, and the way it ended, with them walking away from each other, was dissastisfactory and transparent. Several people vocalized as much and it’s not like he’s got the largest following or “fanbase” for lack of a better word, so when people message him saying “this isn’t right” it’s not like he could have avoided it. He wasn’t oblivious.

The point is that Ben is just not good at handling 1D’s videos or the fanbase that he wants to support these videos. He’s burned a lot of bridges as evidence by the notes and presenting this incentive as a means to get people to vote when the video doesn’t even deserve it IMO leaves a bad taste in my mouth. What anyone else does I don’t care, but I’m not voting, and I don’t care for him as a person. *shrugs*

missyriver  asked:

Okay no angst request this time. But a Padres Christmas Party and Mike gets Ginny and autographed poster of him, "For your collection" also Ginny got him her jersey. Guess im feeling fluffy today.

fluffy is good. excellent, in fact. 

doesn’t mean they don’t have to work a little for it.


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Ginny was honestly surprised she was considered enough of a Padre to warrant an invitation to the team Christmas party. 

Sure, a lot of that surprise was founded in self-pity, but she felt she was allowed. 

After all, her rookie season in the bigs ended (and started, honestly) in heartbreak, her brother wasn’t speaking to her, Amelia was back, but their relationship was strained, and Noah wouldn’t quit dropping hints about a world tour that Ginny was increasingly sure she had no interest in. 

And Mike Lawson was back with his wife. Not that she cared about that. If he was happy, so was she. It hadn’t been a lie when she said those words to Amelia and it wasn’t now. 

All in all, there wasn’t a lot that was really putting her in a festive mood. 

Only Blip’s promise of excellent catering and free-flowing booze had secured her attendance.

Mostly, she wanted to do what she’d done since her season ended: sit in her hotel room and binge watch terrible reality shows. They helped her feel better about her own life. 

The life where she was getting ready to go to a party for a team she wasn’t even sure she belonged to anymore. The doctors and front office sounded optimistic, but Ginny knew the drill. Players were sent back down to the minors all the time for slighter injuries than hers. 

Well. She might as well take advantage of being a Padre while she still could. Especially when there was free food involved. 

She was keeping her expectations low for this party. 

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You can’t make someone love you and you can’t force them to stay. You can choose to love someone and sometimes that means letting them walk away
—  Wishing you stayed

i’ll find a better post about this to reblog later, but in the mean time please stop whitewashing mccree and reblogging whitewashed mccree.

like i know sometimes it’s hard to tell with different lighting, but even in the most brightest light i could find in an official picture of him, it’s way darker than a lot of the skin tones i’ve been seeing on my dash and elsewhere. so just try to be careful!

Junkrat Fandom

Okay, yes. I love me some Junkrat, in almost any way shape and form. And I love to see all of these interesting ships, and while I don’t get some of them, I still respect them.

But I mean, come on guys.

Junkrat, the insane, adorable little basket case that he is. To lable him as outright gay, is honestly just silly. Do I ship roadrat? Oh hell yeah. However, I also think that when it came down to it, junkrat would fuck anything that offered itself up to him (except maybe an omnic). He’s a nut job, who probably just wants to fuck in general.

I also don’t get all the hetero hate Tumblr has in the overwatch Fandom. As far as I can tell, from most posts, the consensus is that every hero. Every. Single. One. Is gay, pan, asexual, or bi, to this community. I guess I just don’t get it.

Like I said. I like a lot of ships and respect everyone’s own opinions or headcannons, but sometimes I just don’t get the needless projection of minority sexualities.

Also side note, I also don’t get Trans junkrat either. I mean, look at his highlight intros. He shoots a bomb into his crotch, and grasps for his balls. I mean, if that’s not telltale that he has male genitals, I don’t know what is.

I apologize for the rant, as I have been silently lurking on here for a while. And I don’t mean this as any hate. I’m just confused, and would like to understand why this happens to most if not all Fandoms represented on here. Is it strictly because of users needing to project themselves into characters they enjoy? Is it for fun? Or do people honestly believe this as truth?

(Also as a general point, everybody needs to stop hating on others for their ships and opinions. All ships deserve to sail even if you don’t agree with them.)

All I’m asking for is civil clarification, to better understand this community, and whether or not I should actually be part of it.

Merry (Late) Xmas from me!

Look who’s up and uploading in Tumblr again

/it’s only a doodle tho, ; A ;

I was making some couple icons last week but I lost the file… (I’m still sad about this…)

I mean I don’t even have a friend who will use that icon tho but it’s kinda fun

I’msolonelyhelpmeineedafriend

i’m usually making jokes or being dramatic but lets be real for a second?

How hard has Johnny actually worked his entire life? That’s a rhetorical question because the answer is HE HAS WORKED HIS ASS OFF. and i can’t begin to fathom what this means to him.

Please show lots of support to Johnny because he deserves it and it will light up his wee face and he’ll be so happy and isn’t that what we all want in the end? Johnny has worked so hard for this moment and now it’s time to show him we’ll work hard for him too 💕