please dear god let me never get used to it


  • Don’t mistake me for a witch.
  • Careful, my knife hand’s not too steady. I could slip and take your eye out.
  • I believe in science, but I need to know more.
  • I’ve crossed the threshold of your home, and you haven’t offered me a drink or even to take my coat.
  • Tell it to your floating vampire Jesus here.
  • I guess you’ve got some troubles here.
  • There’s an army of us. 
  • Last warning, this will get nasty!
  • Do you have a god to put a last prayer to?
  • Dear God, please don’t let the vampire’s guts ruin my good tunic.
  • Will killing an old man make you less scared of the dark?
  • Are you calling me a coward?
  • Look, if I enter the church and catch fire or something, it’s your fault.
  • The younger people believe that words can speak louder than actions.
  • Would you please leave my testicles alone?
  • You never told me you were a magician.
  • Just one more drink and I’ll leave, okay?
  • You’ve got nothing but insults, have you?
  • I’m armed and a lot less happy than you are.
  • Off to heaven with him, eh?
  • Please, this isn’t a bar fight. Have some class.
  • Dying does not frighten me. It’s living without ever having done my best.
  • I can still rip your throat out.
  • For evil bastards to win power, all ordinary people have to do is stand aside and keep quiet.
  • I think I might like you.
  • Ha! Reflexes like a cat.
  • Stories say the man who lives here has secret knowledge.
  • I serve no demon and I do no evil.
  • Killing you was the point. Living through it was just a luxury.
  • By the way, you’re all going to die.
  • So you’re going to die for nothing? For people you don’t even know?
  • I have a gift for you: your life.
  • Start with me, and I’ll start with you.
  • Stone the fuck up.
  • The violence wasn’t necessary, but it is appreciated.
  • God is not here.
  • Can I get my ale? I think I’m sobering up.
  • I could pee in a bucket and tell him it’s beer.
  • Look, I don’t like priests at the best of times. I mean, I really, really don’t like priests.
  • Perhaps I’ll say a prayer for her.
  • You will tell me why this thing has happened to my wife.
  • There are no innocents. Not anymore.
  • It’s all about these old families who control power and go to war with each other. And who are the ones who get caught in the middle? We are.
  • They don’t know what they’re doing. Be better than them, please.
  • Pack and go and do not look back.
  • In the end, we are all slaves to our family’s wishes.
Fɪʀᴇfʟy Sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇs

“We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”
“Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”
“They say never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious.”
“Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket.”
“If anyone gets nosy, just … you know … shoot ‘em. – Politely.”
“Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!”
“I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”
“Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.”
“I aim to misbehave.”
“Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
“I’ve been under fire before. Well, I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired.”
“How did your brain even learn human speech?”
“Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything…”
“I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.”
“Ten percent of nothin’ is, let me do the math here; nothin’ into nothin’, carry the nothin’…”
“You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here.”
“Time for some thrillin’ heroics.”
“Also, I can kill you with my brain.”
“No power in the 'verse can stop me.”
“I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
"When you can’t run, you crawl. And when you can’t crawl, when you can’t do that– you find someone to carry you.