please can i keep them all

Untrainable.

Papa: *is at the animal adoption center*

Papa: oh goodness just look at all these cats!

Fire: don’t get any ideas.

Vet: can I help you guys with anything?

Fire: we’re just lookin-

Papa: YOU HAVE SO MANY KEEETIES. IT IS A CRIME THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE HOMES!

Fire: !!!!!

Vet: y-yes I would say so too Sir. but please keep your voice down. some of them are skittish because they come from abuse.

Papa: nooooooooo!! ugh, who would fein such an existence! the poor defenseless creatures…

Fire: defenseless? oi, whuddya call this? *points to claw marks on his arm*

Vet: yeouch…

Papa: I told you never to try and bathe Lilith.

Fire: she smelt of death!!

Papa: a dead rat being a token of affection! do you know nothing?

Vet: …….so yeah let me know if you need anything. a lot of these guys need homes. we’re almost over capacity….which means any more that are given to us will have to be euthanized….

Fire: yikes that’s fuckin rough ma-

Papa: SWEET ANTICHRISTOS.

Fire: SHHHHHH.

Papa: WHAT IS THIS. PURGATORY????

Fire: actually it’s a puuuuuuurrgatory hehehe.

Papa: SILENCE. mon Dieu, more meloncholy nonsense! bring me paperwork at once. I am taking at least two. it is…..the least I could do *sniff*

Vet: right away!

Fire: Papa no!

Papa: Papa yes.

Fire: we already have SEVEN.

Papa: for each circle of Hell. and each circle needs some inhabitants, yes?

Fire: COME ONNNN. S-E-V-E-N

Papa: I don’t care.

Fire: what about vet bills?!

Papa: I don’t care.

Fire: we’re gonna need a cat Nanny while on tour!!

Papa: I don’t care. *clicks pen*

Fire: you’re getting hair all over your suit!!!

Papa: *hands him slip of paper*

Fire: what’s this??

Papa: I wrote you a special note.

Fire: …..you can’t just tell me-

Papa: special-

Fire: what on your min-

Papa: note.

Fire: *sighs*

Fire: ……….?!?!?!

Papa:

Dearest Fire,

I don’t care.

Sincerely,

your fucking boss

Xoxo❤

Earthquake update: I’M FINE. I wasn’t in Mexico City and in Villahermosa City we didn’t felt anything. My mom was in a city 30 mins from us, and there it felt like hell. She’s fine, had to leave her work office since that shit broke down, but she is okay, coming home after the streets are clearer.

But pray for Mexico City.

It is my second home and it pains me to see it like this. People is missing and/or trapped, I saw a school that went down leaving little children behind all that wreck, buildings fell down, streets opened in the middle… whatever you believe in, if you can send good vibes to my people, please keep them in mind.

Fuerza, Méxco.

500 followers collab!!

I’ve reached 500 followers and I’ve decided to do the most original idea ever… a collab!!

The collab will be answering the question: what keeps you up at night?

I don’t care how tall the images are (unless it’s too excessive) but they will have to be 1080 pixels wide.

Your contribution can be digital or paper.

Leave a message on the collab if you are interested in taking part.

The deadline will be 10 am est on Tuesday 26th September and the collab will be uploaded at 10 am est on Thursday 28th September

Please email them too me at ginwoodbusiness@gmail.com (tumblr messenger can sometimes make the images very pixelated)

I hope you all look forward to the collab and thanks for 500 followers!!

anonymous asked:

Peps calm down! First, they are young. And if they where dating, that's between them. They will look cute, yes. But still is between them

(OOC: Thank you for your concern. While I do agree with you, if we were dating we would probably keep it to ourselves and we are young, I have no harsh feelings towards anyone who asked about us (whether that be El and me or Miller and me). We are making a running gag about being in a relationship, I can see how that might be confusing or misleading. However, I will delete any and all intrusive or offensive asks about this, so please don’t waste your time.)

anonymous asked:

Can you tell us who is riding ot4 wave? T.T

full disclosure: my brain is very foggy (letters keep blurring).

i can but i won’t; there’s no good i can see that would come from doing so. 

here’s a funny ot5 pic where we can imagine them all hunting down ot4 accounts & reporting/blocking them while waiting for their next flight.

edit: please don’t send any follow-ups on this.  thanks.

there’s a really important difference between “I love this villainous evil character because they make the story way more interesting but I recognise that they’re a terrible person who deserves to be dropkicked into the sun” and “I love this villainous evil character and I will defend them with my life they are a precious sinnamon roll here’s 10,000 words of meta about why their behaviour is justified here’s 8000 angsty headcanons about how they’re secretly insecure and probably abused here’s my dubious justification for why they deserve a completely unearned redemption arc even though they’ve shown zero remorse or desire to change at all yes I know they gleefully murdered a bunch of people but if you look really closely at this screenshot you’ll see their dad didn’t give them enough attention as a child so actually they’re the real victim here” 

PSA for turtle lovers

So PETA has recently posted an article about helping turtles across the road. While this sounds great, the article is loaded with nasty images of turtles who have been crushed by cars. The images are close-up, gory, and overall terrible to look at. So, for those of you out there who don’t want to see that, I’m making a post with happy pictures instead:

So turtles are amazing. I mean, look at that face

And often times during the warm months you will see turtles on the roadway just trying to get where they’re going. Unlike this little guy who’s already found the perfect spot

If you see a turtle in the road. The best thing to do is put on your hazard lights and safely pull over. watch for other cars as you examine the situation. Most turtles you come across aren’t super aggressive, so if you go to pick them up, the only thing they’ll do is this

if the turtle isn’t a snapping turtle or other aggressive turtle, simply pick it up like a hamburger to reduce the risk of injuring it, and take it to the side of the road that it’s trying to get to.


If it is a snapping turtle like this guy

or another kind of more agressive turtle, keep your distance. try to find a stick or something else you can goad it into focusing on. If you’re lucky, it will keep trying to attack the stick and you can “kite” it across the road. If not, call animal control and wait until they arrive. They’re trained to handle the situation.

In either case DO NOT take and wild turtles or tortoises home. I realize that they are incredible adorable

but you can seriously disrupt their environment and the overall population by keeping wild animals as pets. If you are looking for a pet reptile, it’s best to adopt from a shelter, or if you can’t find one, find a breeder that raises their reptiles ethically.

In addition, do not take them to a different area either, even if it’s a nearby lake in town. You could be taking it too far away from it’s home, lessening it’s chance of survival. Only take it to where it was already going.

Thank you all for reading, please share to help spread the word. Images I posted are not mine, with the exception of the sulcata tortoise hiding in the grass (That’s my shy boy).

Things We Learnt From the First Wave of EW Coverage

1. Luke believed Ben Solo was the chosen one

[Luke] made a huge mistake in thinking that his nephew was the chosen one, so he invested everything he had in Kylo, much like Obi-Wan did with my character,” Hamill says. “And he is betrayed, with tragic consequences. Luke feels responsible for that. That’s the primary obstacle he has to rejoining the world and his place in the Jedi hierarchy, you know? It’s that guilt, that feeling that it’s his fault, that he didn’t detect the darkness in him until it was too late.”

LOL, what a mess.

2. Luke gives Rey a chilly reception - and forces her to confront her sense of abandonment afresh

Luke definitely does not give Rey the warm welcome he received when he went in search of Alec Guinness’ Ben Kenobi in 1977’s original Star Wars. She is warned. She is given an explanation. Nevertheless …“She’s so hopeful to everything,” Ridley says. “And obviously there’s a hint of, ‘What the hell?’”

This rejection hits Rey’s abandonment issues. Hard.

Luke’s brush-off makes Rey miss the gruff warmth of Han Solo, Ridley says, giving us a peek inside the head of her character: “’Oh my God, this other man that I lost within a couple days was somewhat of a father figure. Now he’s gone, and instead I’m with this grumpy guy on an island who doesn’t want me here.’” 

But Ridley says Rey is also placing huge expectations on Luke. She arrives on the island of Ahch-To, site of a primitive Jedi temple, not to become a hero herself, but to shove Skywalker back into the fight. “I don’t think one girl, who he doesn’t know, turning up with a lightsaber is gonna make him go, ‘Oh, s—, yeah, of course I’ll get back into the action,’” Ridley says.

Poor bb Rey.

3. Kylo is fascinated by Rey 

As we know, the young scavenger was ditched as a child on the hardscrabble junkyard world of Jakku by unknown parents and left for years to survive on her own. But lately, she has gotten accustomed to making fast friends, like BB-8, Finn, Chewbacca, and General Leia Organa. Even the murderous Kylo Ren became fascinated by her strength and resilience after kidnapping her.

No shit.

4.  Ahch-To is home to a quasi-nunnery populated by vaguely amphibious caretakers - and they merely tolerate Luke Skywalker’s presence 

They’re kind of these sort of fish-bird type aliens who live on the island,” Johnson says. “They’ve been there for thousands of years, and they essentially keep up the structures on the island. They’re all female, and I wanted them to feel like a remote sort of little nunnery,” Johnson says. “Neal Scanlan’s crew designed them, and costume designer Michael Kaplan made these working clothes that also reflected sort of a nun-like, spartan sort of existence.”They can communicate with Luke through what Johnson describes as “a blubbery sort of Scottish fish talk” but they’re not thrilled to have him hanging around. Johnson says they “tolerate” his presence.

Please let this be Black Narcissus with extra aliens.

5. We’ll learn more about Snoke’s nature and goals - but don’t expect his lifestory

Johnson says The Last Jedi will reveal more about Snoke and his goals, but his history will remain somewhat murky. “Similar to Rey’s parentage, Snoke is here to serve a function in the story. And a story is not a Wikipedia page,” the filmmaker says. “For example, in the original trilogy, we didn’t know anything about the Emperor except what Luke knew about him, that he’s the evil guy behind Vader. Then in the prequels, you knew everything about Palpatine because his rise to power was the story.” In The Last Jedi, Johnson says, “we’ll learn exactly as much about Snoke as we need to.”

Hahahaha at all the emptiness of the inane Snoke speculation.

6. Snoke is no puppet on a string 

Will we see Snoke performed as a real-life puppet? “No, it’s entirely a mo-cap performance,” Johnson says. “[Creature designer] Neal Scanlan built a maquette that we had on set for lighting reference and to give the actors a sense of what it was going to feel like. And then we scanned that and [Industrial Light & Magic] used that in their renderings, but Snoke will be an entirely CG creation.”

Don’t take anything for granted - least of all spoiler reports!

7. Finn starts out desperate to leave the fight and find Rey 

It got really real for him,” Boyega tells EW. “And he just wants to get away and not be involved. His intention in the first place was to go to the Outer Rim. He was always brought back [in The Force Awakens,], but this is his chance to get away and perhaps find Rey and go off together. He’s trying to do that at first.”

I have a funny feeling of deja-vu!

8. Rose is a true nobody

Poe Dameron is super cool. Finn’s super cool. Even though [Rose] is good at what she does, she’s not known,” Tran says. “She’s not cool. She’s this nobody, this background player, which is what makes her interesting. She’s not the best. She’s not royalty. She’s someone who is just like everyone else.”

Rose is a gearhead, a grease monkey, a behind-the-scenes jack-of-all-trades, while her sister Paige (played by Veronica Ngo) is the dynamic one — a Resistance gunner who fights on the front lines alongside Resistance luminaries like Poe Dameron, Oscar Isaac’s X-wing ace.

Rose - nobody or not - sounds pretty awesome, imho.

9. Rose and Finn drive each other forward - but people can struggle to live up to others’ expectations

Rose is starstruck by Finn: “He appreciates the adoration for a second, but when he meets her, Finn is trying to escape the whole war. He’s trying to leave,” Boyega says. “And she comes in and basically gives him a depiction of himself that wasn’t necessarily true.” But he likes the impression Rose has, the vision she has of him. A good guy. A brave guy. Seeing himself through her eyes gives the ex-Stormtrooper something to live up to. “It’s now an opportunity for him to be the best he can be. He has to make a decision, and Rose is there to help him make that choice.”

It shouldn’t be a spoiler to reveal that, yes, she helps Finn stay in the fight, although the urge to get out is still burning inside him.

Also… living up to Rose’s high expectations is not a task anyone can truly fulfill.

Colour me intrigued…

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These Painful Photos Show Why You Shouldn't Mix Essential Oils And Sun
'It was my own damn fault. But every yogi that I've talked to has no clue that this could have happened.'
By Casey Gueren

Just a reminder for baby pagans (and not so baby pagans) looking to experiment with essential oils.

Be extremely careful with them.

Lavender, rose, and chamomile are the only ones I know of that I think you can use undiluted. 

But some are dangerous. Eucalyptus, for example, can be fatal. In fact, I’d argue that most essential oils should never be used undiluted and some are just better not messed with at all outside of experienced hands.

Dilute your essential oils and check what the proportions are for them.

And now, because summer is coming, as a reminder, you probably shouldn’t be mixing essential oils and then sunlight. Quite a few of them react to sunlight.

Specifically, here’s how citrus based essential oils react:

(Yes I know part of this was made worse by the fact they went tanning up seriously citrus oils and sunlight can just in general cause chemical burns.)

Also, please keep essential oils away from places where small children or pets can get at them!

5

Malcolm X and Maya Angelou in Ghana, 1964.

Malcolm X on his last visit to Accra had announced a desire to create a foundation he called the Organization of Afro-American Unity. His proposal included taking the plight of the African-Americans to the United Nations and asking the world council to intercede on the part of beleaguered blacks. The idea was so stimulating to the community of African-American residents that I persuaded myself I should return to the States to help establish the organization. 

We all read Malcolm’s last letter to me.

Dear Maya,

I was shocked and surprised when your letter arrived but I was also pleased because I only had to wait two months for this one whereas previously I had to wait almost a year. You see I haven’t lost my wit. (smile)

Your analysis of our people’s tendency to talk over the head of the masses in a language that is too far above and beyond them is certainly true. You can communicate because you have plenty of (soul) and you always keep your feet firmly rooted on the ground.

I am enclosing some articles that will give you somewhat of an idea of my daily experiences here and you will then be better able to understand why it sometimes takes me a long time to write. I was most pleased to learn that you might be hitting in this direction this year. You are a beautiful writer and a beautiful woman. You know that I will always do my utmost to be helpful to you in any way possible so don’t hesitate.

Signed
Your brother Malcolm 

(Excerpt from Maya Angelou’s memoir A Song Flung Up To Heaven)

Queer Musicals

Like a month ago I made a post asking people to but queer musicals in the tags and I was gonna make some big list with bootlegs and descriptions and stuff but I didn’t have the time so here’s just the list I had saved to notes and if you want bootlegs of them I might have them over at @leg-boots. Feel free to correct and add to this list. Ok there’s been a lot of corrections and additions so I can’t keep up, just check through the comments to see them all haha

  • Falsettos

Whizzer- Gay

Marvin- Gay

Dr. Charlotte- Lesbian

Cordelia- Lesbian

  • Bare: A Pop Opera/ A Rock Musical/ The Musical

Peter- Gay

Jason- Gay

  • Be More Chill

Rich- Bi

  • Book Of Mormon

Elder McKinley- Gay

  • Avenue Q

Rod- Gay

  • The Color Purple

Celie- lesbian

Shug- Bi

  • Fun Home

Alison- Lesbian

Bruce- Gay

Joan- Lesbian

  • Hedwig And The Angry Inch

Hedwig- Trans/gay

Luther- Gay

Tommy- Gay/ Bi

  • A New Brain

Gordon Schwinn- Gay

Roger- gay

  • Spring Awakening

Hanschen- bi

Ernst- Gay

  • Cabaret

Emcee- Pansexual

  • Rent

Collins- Gay

Joanne- Lesbian

Maureen- Bi

Angel- Gay/drag queen

  • A Chorus Line

Greg- Gay

Paul- Gay

  • Joan Of Arc

Joan- Heavily hinted to be NB


  • La Cage Aux Folles

Albin- Gay

Georges- Gay

  • In Transit

Trent- Gay

Steven- Gay

  • The Producers

Roger- Gay

Carmen- Gay

  • Great Comet

Helene and Marya kissed but idk

  • The Prom

Emma- Lesbian

Alyssa- Lesbian

  • Ordinary days

Warren- Gay

  • A Man Of No Importance

Alfie- Gay

Robbie- Gay

  • Come From Away

Kevin- gay

Other Kevin- gay

  • Rocky Horror Picture Show

Frankenfurter- Trans/ Cross Dresser/bi

Janet- Bi

Brad- Bi

Riff-Raff- Bi

Eddie- Bi

  • If/then

Lucas- bi

David- gay

Kate- Lesbian

Ann- lesbian

  • War Paint

Harry- gay

  • Spamalot

Lancelot- Gay

Prince Herbert- gay

  • Tanz Der Vampire/ Dance of the vampires

Herbert Von Krolock- Gay

  • Tick Tick Boom

Michael- Gay

  • Invisible Thread

Griffen- gay

Ryan- gay

  • The Boy Who Danced On Air

Paiman- Gay

Feda- Gay

  • Thrill Me

Nathan- Gay

Leopold- Gay

  • Priscilla Queen Of The Dessert

Felicia/Adam- Gay

Bernadette- Trans

  • Firebringer

Zazzalil- ?

Jemilla- bi

  • Across The Universe

Prudence- lesbian

  • The Full Monty

Malcolm- Gay

Ethan- Gay

  • Sideshow
Buddy Foster- Gay
  • Altar Boyz

Mark- Gay

  • Splendora

Jessie- gay

Leggett- gay

  • Everyone’s Talking About Jamie

Jamie- trans

  • Alleluia The Devil’s Carnival

Cora- Lesbian

  • Bring It On

La Cienega- trans

  • Volleygirls

Marisol- Lesbian

  • The Breakup Notebook

Everyone (?)

  • Urinetown

Officer Barrel- gay

  • Girltrash: All night long

Everyone ?

  • Kiss Of The Spider Woman

Luis Alberto Molina- gay

  • Standby

Andrew- gay

  • It Shoulda Been You

Rebecca- lesbian

Annie- lesbian

Brian-gay

Greg-gay

“Iggy, please tell me you have something that can wash off sharpie if I end up with a bunch of dicks drawn on this thing.”

“C’mon Gladdy - drawing on a cast is half the fun!”

Gladio assumed he’d sprained his ankle, whats a little pain right? Which is how he spent a week walking around on a broken leg. 

Gladio probably would have preferred the dicks over the way too cute little family of chocobos with their features that he got instead. Complete with little hearts drawn all around them. 

“Did your girlfriend draw that Gladiolus?” One of the Glaives asks, trying to keep a straight face. Gladio is helping Cor supervise the recruits until he can get back to training himself.

“No.” he scowls “Start doing laps”

“How many? D:”

“I’ll tell you when to stop. We’re clearly not giving you enough to do if you’ve breath to talk shit.”

I figure Prom hasn’t started Crownsguard training yet.

Just Let It End... No More Drama

I had seen some people talking about the drama that’s been going on surrounding Sean and Signe, and I hadn’t really known what was going on until it popped up on my Twitter. It’s not my intention to stir things up, so I want to say just one thing about this whole situation and then let it all end.

It’s a really fucked up situation. The fact that all these accusations are flying, and have stemmed from absolutely nowhere… to me, it’s just baffling, and it’s not something I think I’ll ever understand. It’s fairly clear that this girl is delusional and there isn’t anything we can do to change that. She claims we’re white knighting the two and that we can’t “face the truth”, which just makes no sense to me.

Now, I haven’t seen this happening a lot, but the one thing she is right about is how we’ve been responding to the situation. I know that most of you have been good about all of this, but please keep in mind that we shouldn’t talk down to people and say mean things about them, even if what they are doing is absolutely inconceivable. This girl has to be going through something in her own life to make her act in this way. Saying mean things or threatening her is not going to do us any good.

I know it sucks. I know we want it all to end. But I’m sure no one wants it to end more than Sean and Signe. And I’m sure that the more we bring it up, the more irritating it is. So, as much as I hate to say it, the best thing we can do in this situation is just let it go. We need to stop giving this girl attention and let this all fade away. I know that we want to support Sean and Signe because we care about them, but this really isn’t our battle to fight. Signe did the right thing by blocking this person and eventually this will all blow over, I’m sure of it.

That said, I appreciate this community so much. And it’s nice to see everyone stick up for each other. But please, do it in the right way. For this situation, I think the right way really is to do nothing. I hope you all agree.

Things to expect in your first year of uni:

1. Sometimes you don’t make a solid group of friends straight away, so don’t feel too upset. I’m a second year and I’ve only really now started adding people on Facebook and forming casual friendships. It happens. If you do make good friends - awesome.

2.  Pre-readings and online modules prior to lectures and/or tutorials. DO THEM. Skim through readings if you’re short on time, and do the prep work the week before. Trust and save yourself from having to go through everything within days (multiplied by X units) before your exams.

3. Realising once you’re in your new home no, you did not need to pack every belonging you have, because yes, everything DOES. NOT. FIT.

4. Realising how much stuff you have but don’t need.

5. If moving out of home, bills and rent or paying for accommodation can be STRESSFUL.

6. ~Adulting~

7. How sometimes boring general core units are. It sucks but have to be done.

8. Your tutor not haggling you about studying more and stuff, ‘cause that’s all on you. If it’s the tutor’s fault, I would suggest bringing that up with the head of the school/faculty or even your student guild to think of solutions.

9. By approx. week 5 to week 6, class numbers begin to exponentially drop, most significantly within the last three weeks of semester.

10. Yes, older people study at uni too. Most of them are nice, genuine, and nervous. Yes, sometimes they do older people things.

11. There are many, many intelligent and kind people in university.

12. Some people have significantly different work ethics.

13. Going to the wrong class across the year is a-OK. I walked into an upper year math lecture and realised the lecturer wasn’t who mine actually was. Whispered very loudly “OH MY GOD” and walked straight out. We’ve all been there. Just kindly walk out and pretend nothing even happened.

14. University life is more than academics. Take a leap and do things.

15. You’ll have to do more than your degree to get to where you want to be.

16.  People party a lot, you can be one of them but if you want to keep up your grades, please balance it with your studies, work and other commitments!

17. University can either be harder or easier than high school. For me? Easier so far. Further units will be difficult. But you’ll learn a lot of useful and enriching knowledge which is worth something more than what you might learn in high school.

18. Seating plans don’t exist, but if you’re gonna change seats every week, you’re most definitely messin’ up the system.

What other things can first years expect? Whether you’re fresh out of first-year like me or a tertiary education veteran, I’ll make sure to update this continuously with all of our input!

An Open Letter to the Hetalia Fandom

We are not the people we were before, we changed, and we can continue to change. Sure this fandom has done many horrible things in its early years and honestly I wasn’t even in the fandom at that point in time, and the point is some actions were plain wrong, we know, but it’s honestly disheartening.

Please, please, I’m calling out to the true fans who cares about this fandom I learned to call my family, let’s prove that we can do good, prove them wrong for the things they still think about us. I’ve met more real people than I could ever meet in the real world. Please, I’m begging you, don’t let this fandom die, don’t let them degrade us, prove that we are good people with good intentions, that we can be real mature people who can contribute to society. Make them see what I see, a fandom that welcomes all people no matter what age or race.

Please share the word.

((I am tagging people who made me see that hetalia isn’t as bad as people say, please help me get the word around.

@hetafacts for getting the truth around the fandom and keeping it alive.

@urufu-arts for being brave enough to stand up and make a fundraiser for the victims of the Hurricane Harvey.

@ask-demon-denmark for being a good friend, and to everybody else.

  @annotated-hetalia for helping us connect with the world with real world facts from the hetalia comic strip and series

. @hetascanlations for translating Himaruya’s webcomic and sharing it to the world.

 @k-y-t-s-k-o for being an inspiration to me and many more artists out there.

  @ellawritesficssometimes for reliving and proving that our fanfiction can be great no matter what context.

 @ciakirkland for introducing me to this beautiful world. You will always be in my heart. 

And to the ask-blogs, artists, writers, archives, translators and everyone who supports and loves this fandom. Thank you for giving everyone something to love and protect, thank you so much

iwasapruneratfaverolles  asked:

Wait what's the story about half the boys in your grade getting your class kicked out of Disney world?

Okay, if anyone is going to read this story, you are legally required to listen to the song “Turbulence” first. Nothing will truly make sense without it. You sit your ass through the entire damn song, if you try to skimp out on it the Elder’s will find you. It’s completely vital to the full experience of this stupid ass story. This ENTIRE story exasperates me

Now, okay, so my high school senior class….was relatively a group of good kids. It was a larger grade then I was used to growing up, so I obviously didn’t know everyone in the school personally, but I could pretty much recognize everyone in my grade, and like okay, there were a lot of class clowns and trouble makers™, but for the most part, no one was really a dick and everyone was generally a Decent Person.

Then, for some ungodly reason, the song ‘turbulence’ gets released. 

Now, I think the song actually came out in like, 2011 or something, but it caused Notable Problems with my grade in particular. It was deemed our ‘CLASS SONG’, and every time it played at an event or someone just played it for fun on their phone or something, every single kid in my age group just unexplainably went crazy. You never really knew what was going to happen, and it got worse each and every year- making senior year the year of Worried Faculty, and not without reason. 

Senior Year alone, before this Disney incident happened, the song ‘turbulence’ lead directly to the slightly-violent concussion of an unwillingly crowd surfing teacher and a few freshmen at homecoming, and it was also being blasted on a blue tooth speaker when a couple of boys in my class Lowkey Very Politely High-Jacked The Plane We Were On, so, when we got to Disney World, the chaperones made sure to contact whoever was in charge of our party and told them under no circumstances was this song to be played.

Anyway.

So the school does a Disney trip for the seniors every year- they stay in a cheap hotel and shove four or five withering and hormonal teens in a room, they go to the parks during the day, one night they walk through Universal and see the Blue Man Group in concert, and one night they usually have a big dinner and dance party for the kids, usually held in Sea World. 

But, you know what came out when they were planning the Disney trip? Blackfish. So, the school board (and a lot of the students) were like “UMM-” and that left them scrambling to find a new location for the party. 

The Disney workers, being Disney workers, were super helpful when the school mentioned this issue when they called to make reservations, though. They were like, “Oh, this is great timing! Your school always brings such well-behaved kids every year, and we’ve been thinking about opening up our Fantasia Gardens golf course as a party location! You guys could be our first official party!” and the school was super flattered so they agreed. Disney was providing a dance floor, food, a DJ, and everything else, and it wasn’t going to really cost anything extra, so the faculty was like, Super Excited about it. They thought this was gonna be a great thing, they were the experiment to see if they would try this with other schools, it was an honor, and it meant that they had a great reputation in Disney’s opinion, so maybe they’d be open to providing the school with free/new stuff/opportunities in future years.

Now, let me tell you something- I was Kinda Fucking Miserable for most of this trip. The first day was fine, but the second day saw my friends abandoning me in Magic Kingdom with barely any explanation, so I spent all day roaming MK and Epicot alone, save for occasionally standing next to acquaintances and talking to my different-school friends in a group chat on my phone, and then later that night my friend since third grade like, got a school official and cried to her about how I had instigated a fight and that’s why I was alone all day, which is literally such bullshit and not what happened, it‘s been 3 years and I still cannot believe she actually pulled this fuckery, so even though we made up later in the week I was still pissed the fuck off for the rest of my life the trip. All of my roommates (the deserters) were walking on eggshells around me, except this one control-freak girl who tried to micromanage everything I did (even though literally none of it affected her)  and none of us realized how pissed off I was until I apparently physically threw her out of the bed while I was in a deep sleep, multiple times, and also stole her pillow. So the only person who I wasn’t Fully Done with was this tiny girl from a writing class, but she was potentially Half-Hamster, exclusively wore clothes made for seven year olds, couldn’t go on half of the rides because of her glass eye, and 99% of her conversation points was talking about all the plans she had to hang out with one of the other girls I was rooming with (who didn’t actually wanna hang out with her/got mad at me the third day there because the boy she liked was flirting with me), so like…she was sweet but I also wanna go on rides and not hear how great the girls I’m lowkey in a Blood Feud with are, you know? She wasn’t exactly prime hang out material here. So by the time we get to this party at Fantasia Gardens, we’re all lowkey pretending like everything’s fine but like. It wasn’t hard to tell there was fighting going on. And you could just look at all the other students around you and see there was also fighting going on. Shoving so many kids in hot rooms is never a good idea, like YIKE. 

Anyway, I needed something at this party to be fun. I needed to be released at this point. 

I walk into the place and immediately realize I’m a fucking outlier amongst the girls- every single girl had opted for a sundress, whilst I thought a black skirt and a nice blouse would be enough. This should not have been a problem, but hey. High School. What can ya do. (it just made me more stressed) At this point I was like, this is it, this is it, I hate literally everyone in my high school. There’s nothing holding me back. Graduation take me the fuck away. But I had to make it through this party and then one more day in Disney. 

The room was like, a barn, kind off? Or at the very least it had been decorated like one. There was barbecue food, a dance floor, a lake outside, and a mini-golf course that we were told we were allowed to use at any part of the night. The DJ was playing relatively normal dance/club music. After about an hour of strobe lights and watching people dancing, My Friend Who Hath Betrayed Me and I decided to head down to the mini-golf course. 

There were these two guys there, and I didn’t really know them but they were clearly those ‘All Our Classmates Are Beneath Us Because We’re Alternative And Like Anime And Heavy Metal Music’ types of guys. They took one look at my ass in a tight black mini-skirt and immediately started flirting with me, and on any other occasion I would have shot them down, but 1) They were both actively focused on me over my friend, who I was still mad at and 2) I was frustrated - so I started flirting back even though I wasn’t interested in the slightest (and I had petty reasoning, of course, but I was 18, it was a bad week, it was 100 degrees, give me a break. I promise 99% of the time I’m not Awful). So anyway, we get caught up in a game of mini-golf with these anti-establishment boys, who spend the entire time dissing our classmates for, like, dancing, and looking for excuses to show off in front of me/touch me. We missed like half the dance because of this. 

Right when we were finishing our game, we were contemplating going to the other golf course (I was looking for an excuse to head back to the party tbh we were literally the only four people outside it was starting to feel like the set up to a horror movie) when a girl came up and told us to head back in because the boys™ had busted out the alcohol and we only had a limited amount of time before the chaperones noticed. 

(They sold alcohol at our hotel, a bunch of people had fake id’s made before the trip for this very reason). Me and my friend didn’t actually feel like drinking but we took the excuse and the boys followed us back inside (we lost them on the dance floor and I only saw them once again that night). Anyway, we arrived to what we thought was Chaos, but was truly only the Beginning of Chaos

Right off the bat, I noticed the boys from my Gov class and the boys I knew from detention were huddled around each other, muttering under the music. That, I knew, was not gonna lead to anything good. They see me, and they’re like “Javert! Javert people trust you! Go request that the DJ play turbulence!” and I’m like. No. What are you fucking planning??? But they just keep pressing me. They would not drop it oh my God. One of my roommates overhears this, the one who’s mad at me because her crush she never talks to was slightly flirting with me earlier, and she’s in a petty™ mood so she asks why they want it to play but they still won’t tell her, just keep insisting that it has to happening. So she’s all, ‘I can get it to play’ and struts off to the DJ booth with an exaggerated ponytail snap. I’m left with these boys like. For fucks sake please don’t get anyone killed. 

A few boys break off to go tap people and let them know what’s going on. The smell of alcohol is strong. Boys are starting to discreetly take off their shoes and any valuables and hide them under the tables. The chaperones aren‘t noticing any of this. 

I broke away from the dance floor to get a soda, and one of the teachers sees me looking mildly distressed and asks if something’s wrong. And I know. I know that I have the power to kill whatever the hell is about to happen. I’m the sole person in this room that’s clued in who’s not whispering in excitement and waiting for the song to play. I still don’t even know what they’re all planning on doing, but I could end this so fast, just say the words ‘turbulence’ or ‘the boys’ or ‘senior prank’, and this would be nipped in the bud immediately. This could be over before it ever started, all because of me.

And then I reflect on how shitty my weeks been going, how I was frustrated with most of the people in the room, how I needed something fun to happen at this party to release me from hell. 

I tell the chaperone I’m fine, just getting a little tired, and they drop it and head back to the buffet line. 

I head back to the dance floor. Everyone is grinding with baited breath. 

The DJ’s voice comes over the microphone: “I hear it’s someone’s birthday tomorrow! Let’s play her favorite song!”

Turbulence begins to play.

The class goes wild, wilder than they’ve ever been before. The building may as well be shaking from all the noise and music. 

The teachers are trying to get the DJ’s attention to cut the song. He can’t hear them. 

The bass drops

Almost every boy on the dance floor screams, runs outside, rips off their shirts and jumps into the fucking lake

It was absolute PANDEMONIUM. This wasn’t even the funniest thing they could have come up with but everyone left on the dance floor was loosing their minds cracking up. The teachers and Disney workers were screaming at the top of their lungs and trying to haul boys back onto the land. 

Then the manager of Fantasia Gardens starts screaming that there are alligators in the fucking lake

Like. FUCKING. IT’S FLORIDA. HOW DID NO ONE THINK THERE WAS GONNA BE AN ALLIGATOR PROBLEM. F L O R I D A. 

THESE DUMBASS BOYS JUMPED INTO A FUCKING ALLIGATOR INFESTED LAKE.

A L L I G A T O R S. 

FUCK.

All the boys eventually make it back onto land- no one had been bitten or killed or anything, although a few apparently did see ‘shapes moving’ (it was late at night, so nothing clear), and one kid got kicked in the head and knocked out for a few moments and almost drowned, but everyone was intact. 

DISNEY WORLD WAS FURIOUS

And like, you can’t fucking blame them. I’m sure when they were making the principal sign liability papers, they didn’t think to include ‘late night gator attacks in a lake’ on the list, they could’ve been put in serious trouble if something had happened omfg. But there was a LOT of yelling/ranting/cursing. NEVER before have they seen such inappropriate behavior, the school would not be allowed to step foot in the Fantasia Gardens EVER again, yadayada, that sort of thing. The more boys I found soaking wet, the more ridiculous this got- I knew which of them had planned it of course, but this was most of the grade. There were like, geeks and nerds and Good Kids™ who I never expected to do something like wild like this standing around half naked looking torn between proud and about-to-cry omfg.

Every single boy who participated got suspended for three days, but they had to space out which boys were suspended which days because they didn’t trust them to not throw a giant party on the days they weren’t there. 

The school is still allowed in Disney World every year, but are banned from Fantasia Gardens and received a fine. 

Turbulence’ was absolutely banned from being played at senior prom. 

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a rant on the writing community.

Since it was fanfiction writers’ appreciation day very recently, I feel like contributing to this in a different way, and aim my appreciation to a very particular group of writers. Now, keep in mind that I am in no way belittling anyone and that I support every single writer who works hard on this website. These are just thoughts I’ve had for a long time, and even though it has been talked about plenty of times before, I still feel the need to express my feelings when it comes to this topic in particular, which is heavily related to the writers’ community of tumblr in the kpop fandom. Not gonna lie, this is something I feel kinda salty about and it might get a bit long, so please bear with me :D

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Could you all please do me a favor?! 

Could you please reblog this post to your favorite blogs to show them some love <3 

You can tag as many people as you want

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To show them some <3 I’m tagging :)  

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Let’s see if we can keep this posivity train going :) 

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canon Supercat things i absolutely love and needed to remind you of:
  • their dynamic is essentially based on the idea that they make each other better stronger people
  • they know each other so well; Kara knows all of Cat’s telltale signs, what makes her happy or upset, what gets her going, and Cat learns to notice the little things about Kara, like her preferences and expressions
  • they always sense when the other is having a rough time or needs to talk
  • boundaries?? what boundaries??
  • THE COLLAR FLICK
  • Platonic Face Caressing™
  • Cat tucking Kara’s hair behind her ear after the aforementioned point
  • even though it’s less obvious with Cat both of them have always made effort to make things work, to get to know each other better, to be there for each other
  • Cat realizing her mistake in forcing Kara to reveal her identity and respecting her decision to keep up the ruse later and supporting her nonetheless
  • Kara’s “I feel like I’ve lost everything! the one thing I can rely on, is gone” after one (1) fight with Cat
  • Kara wanting to work for Cat because she finds her inspiring and wants to follow in her footsteps
  • they’re each other’s heroes and beacons of hope
  • “darling” and “my dear”
  • subtle little touches that always make the other pause
  • THE HUGS
  • the way Cat clutches Kara’s cape when they hug in Myriad
  • the way Cat falls into Kara during the second hug, like she’s coming home
  • the way Kara holds on with all she has both times
  • “oh, Kara
  • both of them trying not to cry when Cat tells Kara she’s leaving, but kinda failing and having to pull apart quickly before they break
  • when Kara’s eyes momentarily look down at Cat’s lips
  • THE BRIDAL CARRYING
  • Cat loving Kara so fiercely and unconditionally that she forgave her immediately after the Red K incident
  • Kara being the only person in Cat’s life who openly gives her love and affection besides Carter
  • the way Cat grows into a softer, less cynical version of herself because of Kara’s influence
  • “do me a favor and take off your glasses” and “let me begin by saying thank you, for all the help that you’ve given me, Supergirl” aka the most breathtaking and sexually charged scene my eyes have ever seen
  • Cat never losing faith in Kara’s ability to clear the challenges she faces
  • Cat trusting that Kara would save her from Liverwire and Silver Banshee
  • when Kara had like, three, conversations with Adam and spent all of them gushing about how amazing his mom is
  • Carter easily taking to Kara and admiring both versions of her
  • when Cat stands up to Katherine in defense of Kara even tho her mother has always been a weak spot and a source of trauma and many insecurities
  • when they went out for drinks after Kara yelled at Cat…the sexual tension, the lyric "loving you isn’t the right thing to do” playing in the back 
  • when Kara cut her finger and Cat, a known germophobe, was only concerned for her safety
  • saving the world together two years in a row
  • “it’s not about what you do. it’s about who you love […] it’s, it’s everything,” says Cat, while lovingly staring into Kara’s eyes and choking on her words
  • “that is still so ho- cool”
  • the way Kara abruptly moves away during their balcony goodbye, as if she had to leave before doing something stupid, like kissing Cat
  • Kara finding herself in Cat’s office whenever she’s hurt or lost
  • Cat hiring another assistant to make Kara jealous
  • how miserable both of them were after Cat decided to keep it ‘strictly professional’
  • when Cat lighthouse technique’d Kara and literally told her that
  • Kara’s glowing smile and sparkling eyes when Cat tells her she read all of her articles while living in a yurt in the mountains
  • Cecilia and the Satellite playing while they walked towards each other at a party, like stupid romcom leads; “for all the things my eyes have seen / the best by far is you” and that chorus
  • “you have the biggest heart of anyone i know”

this is all i can think of now but please add more if you have any!!