please can i be a pretty mermaid

mermaid au sentence starters


“Are you poisonous?”
“Can I try to pick you up?”
“How is your hair so soft?”
“Why don’t you get pruney?”
“Can you be eaten like sashimi?”
“Have you ever fought off a shark?”
“You’re even prettier than legends say.”
“You speak our language surprisingly well.”
“I thought mermaids were supposed to be pretty.”
“Here, taste this. It’s a human drink called alcohol.”
“Is it true that you can erase memories with a kiss?”
“Wait! Please don’t leave! I’m not going to hurt you!”
“If I fall in love with you, does that mean I’m into zoophilia?”
“If you could get rid of your tail for legs and feet, would you?”
“So, like… were you hatched from an egg? Or born like a shark?”
“Should I build a house on the beach so we can always be together?”


“Do I scare you?”
“Your bathtub is too small…”
“Go ahead. You can touch me.”
“You have to stop coming here.”
“People are coming. I have to go.”
“Can you take me back to the ocean?”
“Why is there an eel between your legs?”
“Why is there a clam between your legs?”
“My scales are sharp. Please don’t touch them.”
“Did you really go out and buy me a kiddy pool to lay in?”
“I’m not just a fish. Stop treating me like I’m beneath you.”
“I’m getting dehydrated. Can you spray me with the hose?”
“Can you stop staring at me? You’re making me uncomfortable.”
“I cant live on land, and you cant live in the water. We cant be together.”
“If I leave the ocean for you, and you fall out of love with me, I’ll die. You have to know this.”
“That’s not a pool. That’s a deep hole with muddy water. You cant expect me to swim in that.”



These are all works of the talented @dorodraws who not only is here on tumblr but also has a TON more super pretty disney fanart for yout to drool at… so have at it guys! 

EDIT 2: The last one isn’t from dorodraws. The artist is @dc9spot and there’s more completely adorable and bullshit free Beau and the Beast here and here

Isn’t it weird that they aren’t all by the same person? great minds think alike or something like that. Don’t forget to visit both their blogs for more awesome art!

Does anyone know the artist of these? They are al found in google, but it’s all reposts and they are never credited and i really badly need to know who they are. Like i need more of them right away.

And really, could you please look at them? they’re all oh sooo pretty and dainty and so true to disney magic in general and can you please look at that ADORABLE and COMPLETELY HYPOCRISY/BULLSHIT FREE genderbend of Beauty and the Beast? That’s incredibly rare to see and i love it so much.

So this person really deserves the credit and also the fandom really needs more of this type of genderbends. Even if it might not know it does. 

The Sirens’ Song

summary: it’s a pirate’s life for Washington and the crew, who run one of the most highly-feared pirate ships on the ocean. Struck by a recent tragedy and a new recruit they navigate the seas in an attempt to continue what they do best: pirating. When they are faced with the impossible task of choosing between loyalty to the crew and finding again what they once lost, will they make the right choice?  

words: 3,068

a/n: hey, everyone! I had this wild idea for a PIRATE/MERMAID AU so here I am because, of course, I have nothing better to do than start another series, right (yikes)?? Anyways, I am pretty happy with how chapter one turned out and I’m pretty pumped about it! Please let me know what you think, feedback would be greatly appreciated, and if you liked it, be sure to reblog so other people can read TSS too! :) 

tags: if you want to be tagged in upcoming chapters, shoot me an ask!

dedication: @sinmineral for helping me write this at 4AM last night lmfao thx my dude

The wind roars as the waves whip across the ship and soak the deck in a freezing, salty spray. The crew slides into the masts, frantically pulling at riggings and trying to navigate the ship around the storm.

“Someone needs to tend to the port-side mast! NOW!”

“On it, Captain!”

The crew is like a well-oiled machine. We trust our captain and obey orders without question. There is hardly an opportunity to panic because we synchronize so well.

The water begins to calm as we sail forward, the boat rocking back and forth dangerously fast over the remaining waves.

“Ahh,” the captain sighs with a small smile, letting go of the rigging that controls the largest sail. “Well done, everyone. It seems we’ve seen the worst of it for now.”

The crew and I give a small cheer, but we do not get too hasty—we still are not completely free of the bumpy waters.

“Should be smooth sailing from here on out, Captain Washington,” the lookout calls from the crow’s nest, putting away a spyglass.

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koffeecake  asked:

10, 19, 28, 41, and 43 please! I hope you're having a good evening.

10. Do you wear dresses, and skirts?

Yeeeepp that pretty much all I wear, be it’s too hot 

19. Princess, Fairy, Mermaid, or Unicorn?

Oh definitely the gracious Fae 

28. Have you ever cried in a book or movie?


41. Worst fear as a kid?

I had this irrational fear of sharks, which was made worse by the fact that I had full on sleep walking night terrors about them.

I can’t see a 42 or 43 on this list wth :’)


adorable asks

After a small struggle regarding the end to this, I’ve left it somewhat open to interpretation. Hopefully it still fits his character and suits the story. This was requested by @im-a-motherfuckin-mermaid (which is a bloody brilliant url) and @animefreak808

Prompt: Can I pretty please get a part three to The Very Newlyweds ? I love each part!!!!

maybe part 3 of very newlyweds??

“The Very Newlyweds” (Part 3)

Part 2

The palace wasn’t often so silent. There was always noise to be found – the crackling of a torch, the gentle hum of conversation in a nearby room, or thunderous footsteps. However, as you slipped through the hallways, shadows suffocated the hallways and drowned them in silence. A familiar cloak and hood concealed your face from guards whom you ultimately did not pass and with a sigh of relief, you reached the entrance.

The grand doors beckoned you towards them and it was with gentle steps that you obliged. However, a smooth voice echoed against the walls, freezing your spine. He was everywhere and nowhere. He was here but you couldn’t see him. Hidden.

“The last time you were caught sneaking about the palace, you had the intention of leaving.” Loki said, stepping out from the shadows. “Somehow I fear that tonight your intentions are frighteningly similar.”

“I thought you were asleep.” You whispered, turning around to face him. He was still in his nightclothes.
“Yes, I think that you were banking on that.” He snapped. You bowed your head shamefully and hoped that the floor would open up and swallow you.

“My dearest,” Loki said softly, “where could you possibly be going at this time of night?”
“I think you know.”
“Perhaps. But I do not want to say it aloud lest it be true.”
“I can’t stay, Loki. I can’t… I can’t accept your proposal.”

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anonymous asked:

Can I please get a Newsie name? I'm a girl, I'm 5'4, and i have medium length brown hair. I love writing, medieval/fantasy stuff (especially mermaids,fairies, unicorns, and Celtic mythology), singing (I pretty much sing 24/7), animation, and musicals. I'm quiet and a bit anxious, but once i'm around friends, i open up and start talking more. (hopefully i gave enough info XD )

Celtic mythology? I’s never hear of that before. -Ike

What about Celti? It sounds cool! I think so, at least. -Mike

anonymous asked:

When you get this, please respond with ten things that make you happy. Then send to the last ten people in your notifications anonymously (or not)

Oh I love these!
1. My awana children. Love ‘em to death.
2. In the summer I can hear the race cars in the distance from my bedroom window. It’s calming
3. Chamomile tea lattes. Good with vanilla and lavender.
4. @brominedabomb is pretty great
5. My quilt, an old family friend made it for my graduation.
6. Say what you will about it, I love Minecraft.
7. I just, I really like piñatas?
8. I love mermaids.
9. Blue hair, don’t care.
10. I loooooove Pushing Daisies.

Thank you stranger!

anonymous asked:

Is it alright if my friend and I make Emerald and Topaz cosplays based off your AU?

go ahead!! c: if anyone is planning cosplays or something please tag me in them so I can take a look!

Anon: Can we see john’s dad for the sustuck please :)

(I have no idea who his dad would be tbh, all options seem pretty weird hhh)

Anon:About the sustuck, what would a gem fusion between Jake and Dirk look like?

a lot of you guys asked about that ever since I made the first photoset but I’m not particularly interested in drawing that ;v; (also the au is paused rn I kinda want to go back to mermaids lmao)

Anon:Idk if you answered this already or not, but where do Dave and Rose fit in in your sustuck?

I don’t know bc as I said other times I didn’t mean to plan “roles” for everyone, just wanted to do some drawings for fun uvu