please can i be a pretty mermaid

mermaid au sentence starters

HUMAN POV

“Are you poisonous?”
“Can I try to pick you up?”
“How is your hair so soft?”
“Why don’t you get pruney?”
“Can you be eaten like sashimi?”
“Have you ever fought off a shark?”
“You’re even prettier than legends say.”
“You speak our language surprisingly well.”
“I thought mermaids were supposed to be pretty.”
“Here, taste this. It’s a human drink called alcohol.”
“Is it true that you can erase memories with a kiss?”
“Wait! Please don’t leave! I’m not going to hurt you!”
“If I fall in love with you, does that mean I’m into zoophilia?”
“If you could get rid of your tail for legs and feet, would you?”
“So, like… were you hatched from an egg? Or born like a shark?”
“Should I build a house on the beach so we can always be together?”

MERMAID POV

“Do I scare you?”
“Your bathtub is too small…”
“Go ahead. You can touch me.”
“You have to stop coming here.”
“People are coming. I have to go.”
“Can you take me back to the ocean?”
“Why is there an eel between your legs?”
“Why is there a clam between your legs?”
“My scales are sharp. Please don’t touch them.”
“Did you really go out and buy me a kiddy pool to lay in?”
“I’m not just a fish. Stop treating me like I’m beneath you.”
“I’m getting dehydrated. Can you spray me with the hose?”
“Can you stop staring at me? You’re making me uncomfortable.”
“I cant live on land, and you cant live in the water. We cant be together.”
“If I leave the ocean for you, and you fall out of love with me, I’ll die. You have to know this.”
“That’s not a pool. That’s a deep hole with muddy water. You cant expect me to swim in that.”

anonymous asked:

make a fanfic that betty is a mermaid please

Oooohhhhhhhh cooooollll.
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“I’m not doing it man, there’s no way.” Jughead spoke into his broken down flip phone, packing up his laptop and heading out of Pops Diner.

“Please Jughead! Just this one time! I can’t not have that assignment, I’ll fail English dude!” Archie Andrews moaned through the opposite end of the phone, begging.

Jughead sighed, throwing his backpack into the back of his dads old pickup truck. Archie was his best friend and he would do pretty much anything for him , but supporting the inappropriate relationship the young redhead was having with his music teacher? Yeah that wasn’t on the list.

“Well maybe if you were actually doing your homework at Sweet Water instead of partaking in illicit sexual escapades with Ms. Grundy , you wouldn’t have forgotten your text book by the river.” Jughead reminded his dim witted friend.

“I know. I know. I’m working on it, please man, just this one time. My dad will kill me if I leave the house again. I’m already grounded.” He sounded so desperate that Jughead really had no other choice.

“Whatever dude, I’ll get it to you by tonight.”

Archie squealed, the sound incredibly similar to one he was certain Cheryl Blossom had made today at lunch, Jughead rolled his eyes, an annoyed smile on his lips

“Never make that sound again”

Jughead snapped his phone shut and made a u turn for Sweet Water River.

After about five minutes of searching the grassy terrain Jughead was officially pissed off, the book was nowhere in sight and it definitely wasn’t where Archie said it would be, of course his idiot of a best friend wasn’t picking up his phone.

Jughead was just about to give up on his search when he heard a soft, almost echoey humming coming from his right, dangerously close to the water. It was nearly nine o clock at night, who would be swimming in Sweet Water this late? The dark haired boy never passed up the chance to investigate, following the sweet almost sensual sound of humming Jughead found the source, his breath nearly left his body at the sight.

She was beautiful, too gorgeous to put into words. A young girl around his age was leaning against the edge of the lake, the bottom half of her body was hidden, Jughead had never seen her around and he knew nearly everyone in Riverdale. This beautiful, blonde Siren had long blonde hair sprawled out around a rock in front of her, it was wavy and shiny, atop her head was a crown made of seashells and pearls, her face was perfectly sunkissed, a pattern of light blue and violet swirls adorned her cheeks and temples, glitter shimmering and highlighting. Her eyes were hauntingly green, a color eerily similar to grass after rain. She was leaning against a boulder, and there were pieces of seaweed braided effortlessly into her hair, his eyes fell on her necklace, a piece of sea glass in the shape of a heart. The funniest part?

She was reading Archie’s English text book.

He was almost glued to his spot, he could stare at her all day. Who was she and why had he never seen her before?

Suddenly, too quickly, she had caught him, her eyes flashing in panic as she gripped the book. Jughead shook his head, rushing to her, something inside of him clicked, he wanted to comfort her, let her know she was safe, he wouldn’t hurt her.

“Wait!” The beanie wearing boy called out.
“Please! Don’t go.”

The blonde turned her body back around as Jughead finally approached the edge of the river.

“I’m sorry I scared you” he spoke just above a whisper , crouching down to speak to her considering she was still half way in the water. “ actually just here looking for a book.” He smiled gently, his eyes landing on the book she had clenched in her hands, her eyes widened in understanding and she quickly handed the English text off to him.

“I’m so sorry, I.. I found it and I didn’t think anyone would come back for it, I’ve been watching it all day. I’m no theif, I would never take something that has a home…. but the book… it was all alone.” She spoke slowly, almost unsure of her voice, Jughead nodded reassuringly

“Yeah my friend can be pretty careless, I’d never leave a book anywhere. I’m Jughead by the way, Jughead Jones.” He extended a hand and the beautiful blonde stared blankly at it, he pulled back “and your name..?” He questioned.

“My name is Betty Cooper.” Her words were rehearsed, cautious.

Jughead looked deep into her green eyes and held his hand out again.

“Let me help you out of the water, it’s getting cold and late.”

Once again Betty’s eyes were curious
“I can’t leave.” She spoke matter of factly and Jughead couldn’t help but laugh

“Are you stuck? When we were kids Arch and I used to get our feet stuck in the seaweed all the time.”

Betty smiled softly now
“Oh no, I couldn’t get my feet stuck.”

Jughead raised a brow
“Okay so what seems to be the problem?”

With the most musical laugh Jughead had ever heard Betty swam a bit away

“I can’t get out silly because I cannot walk.” With that she flipped her tail out from under the water.

Jughead flung backwards, stumbling as he gasped.

“You’re.. you’re a mermaid.” He whispered.

The beautiful blonde siren nodded enthusiastically

“Yes and you’re a human.”

The Sirens’ Song

summary: it’s a pirate’s life for Washington and the crew, who run one of the most highly-feared pirate ships on the ocean. Struck by a recent tragedy and a new recruit they navigate the seas in an attempt to continue what they do best: pirating. When they are faced with the impossible task of choosing between loyalty to the crew and finding again what they once lost, will they make the right choice?  

words: 3,068

a/n: hey, everyone! I had this wild idea for a PIRATE/MERMAID AU so here I am because, of course, I have nothing better to do than start another series, right (yikes)?? Anyways, I am pretty happy with how chapter one turned out and I’m pretty pumped about it! Please let me know what you think, feedback would be greatly appreciated, and if you liked it, be sure to reblog so other people can read TSS too! :) 

tags: if you want to be tagged in upcoming chapters, shoot me an ask!

dedication: @sinmineral for helping me write this at 4AM last night lmfao thx my dude


The wind roars as the waves whip across the ship and soak the deck in a freezing, salty spray. The crew slides into the masts, frantically pulling at riggings and trying to navigate the ship around the storm.

“Someone needs to tend to the port-side mast! NOW!”

“On it, Captain!”

The crew is like a well-oiled machine. We trust our captain and obey orders without question. There is hardly an opportunity to panic because we synchronize so well.

The water begins to calm as we sail forward, the boat rocking back and forth dangerously fast over the remaining waves.

“Ahh,” the captain sighs with a small smile, letting go of the rigging that controls the largest sail. “Well done, everyone. It seems we’ve seen the worst of it for now.”

The crew and I give a small cheer, but we do not get too hasty—we still are not completely free of the bumpy waters.

“Should be smooth sailing from here on out, Captain Washington,” the lookout calls from the crow’s nest, putting away a spyglass.

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Hey, guys! 💗

How are you doing? I’ve missed y'all like crazy!

So, right to the point, this little message is just to let you know that I’m not dead! 💀 hahaha!

I’m actually working on some projects (one of them with one of my favorite disney crossover couples 💛 this I already can say, hahaha), but, as some of you know, university was draining my soul during the past few months and still is. This is why I’m so absent lately. 💔 So, don’t think I’ve abandoned y'all and the channel, pretty please. I’m just without time, but I’m not giving up everything here. =)

I’ll be right back as soon as I can! ✨

Love you all! Thank you so much for everything. 🌹

(The manips were just for a coloring test! I decided to post them, anyway. Hope you liked them! n_n)

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The 459 - The Best of the Rest

This is the 14 pieces ranked 101-114 of 459 in my ranked list of Steve Argyle illustrations.  The list is all of Steve’s work from Magic, Legend of the Five Rings, Warlord, Star Wars, and Dungeons & Dragons as well as a few other pieces here and there.  The list is not in rank order.  Once I start the Top 100 I’ll be listing them in rank order.

Every once in a while (ok it seems like all the time) Steve just doesn’t share an image of his art.  Try as hard as you can and dig through the bowels of the sub-basement of the internet and you will not find it.

The reason I bring this up… Beckon the Sea.  One of Steve’s merfolk-ish pieces from the Crimson Coast expansion of Warlord.  Everyone loves Thalaasa, Ocean Queen and don’t get me wrong so do I and you’ll see her in my top 100 eventually.  My point is that Steve showed of his flagship work for the set (there’s even an alternate nude of it out there if naked mermaids strike your fancy) but neglected to share some of the other work with the public.

The reasons for this are never clear.  He’s really busy thankfully and it may slip his mind that when a set gets published he has to go back in his records and find a bunch of stuff to share.  Maybe no one asked.

Well I’m asking.

Steve… pretty please share a picture of Beckon the Sea.

I have a feeling it will break my Top 100 next time once I can see it better than card size.

I invite you to discuss.  If you want to see more about any of these pieces just add the name of the piece (with spaces intact… it will work) to the end of this address:

http://gatheringsteveargylesmagic.tumblr.com/tagged/

Personal Favorites of 2016

Hey guys, here’s a quick list, in no real order, of my favorite DC titles from this past year. I would highly recommend all of these titles. I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas Day and Happy Holidays. 

#1. Robin: Son of Batman - This should be a surprise to no one. I’m very open about Damian being my favorite Robin and character in general from the Batfamily. Patrick Gleason is a beautiful gift. Even in the later issues when Fawkes and Bachs take over, it’s still pretty good. 

#2. DC Bombshells - I stumbled across this title early this year, and I’ve been hooked since. It’s become my favorite AU for DC in general. It’s a fresh, new story with beautiful art and characters I love and can care about. I could read it for the art and character design alone. 

#3. Nightwing Rebirth -  Tim Seeley has been on point. Great writing, interesting characters and consistently good artwork. Dick is a majestic land-mermaid who deserves to be looked at and loved. It is visually very pleasing. 

#4. Batman and Robin Eternal - So like, I had a hand full of issues with this title, but whatever. It was still a really good title filled with characters I love. Cass steals the show away from the main villain in my opinion. We also get some Jason and Barbara moments too. The art is wonderful, and I liked that it was a weekly release. 

#5. Detective Comics - Being a big Batfamily fan, I love seeing as many of my babies together as possible. Detective Comics has been a title that has continually been on my reading list since forever, but this past year has been some really good stuff. 

💕🌈Teenie Time Wishlist🌈💕
  • Princess Sippies~!
  • Legos!!!!! the normal kinds
  • New CRAYONS!!!!!!! the big box!
  • a bigbig teddy to hug!!!1
  • work books so i can practice school stuf~
  • lots of paper to draw on~~
  • a mermaid BARBIE so i can swim with her
  • CHAAAAAAAALKKKKKK
  • a pretty rainbow dresssoi can be a rainbow princess please~!!!!!!
  • chicken nuggies
  • HUGS~!!!!!!!!1

After a small struggle regarding the end to this, I’ve left it somewhat open to interpretation. Hopefully it still fits his character and suits the story. This was requested by @im-a-motherfuckin-mermaid (which is a bloody brilliant url) and @animefreak808

Prompt: Can I pretty please get a part three to The Very Newlyweds ? I love each part!!!!

maybe part 3 of very newlyweds??

“The Very Newlyweds” (Part 3)

Part 2

The palace wasn’t often so silent. There was always noise to be found – the crackling of a torch, the gentle hum of conversation in a nearby room, or thunderous footsteps. However, as you slipped through the hallways, shadows suffocated the hallways and drowned them in silence. A familiar cloak and hood concealed your face from guards whom you ultimately did not pass and with a sigh of relief, you reached the entrance.

The grand doors beckoned you towards them and it was with gentle steps that you obliged. However, a smooth voice echoed against the walls, freezing your spine. He was everywhere and nowhere. He was here but you couldn’t see him. Hidden.

“The last time you were caught sneaking about the palace, you had the intention of leaving.” Loki said, stepping out from the shadows. “Somehow I fear that tonight your intentions are frighteningly similar.”

“I thought you were asleep.” You whispered, turning around to face him. He was still in his nightclothes.
“Yes, I think that you were banking on that.” He snapped. You bowed your head shamefully and hoped that the floor would open up and swallow you.

“My dearest,” Loki said softly, “where could you possibly be going at this time of night?”
“I think you know.”
“Perhaps. But I do not want to say it aloud lest it be true.”
“I can’t stay, Loki. I can’t… I can’t accept your proposal.”

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anonymous asked:

got any headcanons for dating mermaid!Uno~?

mermaids are so cool!!

  • he’s a beautiful mermaid with a pink and blue shimmering tail that sometimes glows in the dark
  • he is not shy at all infront of humans, he knows he’s pretty and that he has everyone wrapped around his little finger (he’s a siren)
  • but once he falls for someone he’s like “oh shit what do I do can I please talk to them”
  • he uses his powers to draw them to him and starts talking to them about his friends and how they should meet them, he’ll make sure they can breath
  • if they accept, they get closer soon, but he won’t change his mind about them if they don’t
  • he loves holding their hands (and sometimes drags them into the water) and talking to them
  • he’s pretty quick with his confession, talking about how he’s not using his siren voice (he really isn’t and you notice that) and how much he’s grown to love you
  • always excited when you come down to the ocean to see him, and always has something to show you, be it a fish or a cool shell
  • knows everything about the fish in the ocean and which tastes good, he wants you to eat them too!
  • often takes his friends to come see you, they’re all really pretty too, but don’t fall for them!
  • once, you couldn’t come down for a few days due to a virus and he got so nervous and scared - he waited the entire time at the beach and afterwards demanded you take him to your home into the bathtub

anonymous asked:

What would the Carmilla gang sing for Disney karaoke night?

Ooooh i love this question! Okay here we go…

Carmilla: Alright for Carmilla I think i’m gonna go with I Won’t Say I’m in Love from Hercules because even though she seems cold and disaffected, she’s such a romantic sap and it’s really beautiful especially despite all the pain she’s been through. (Also Natasha sang it beautifully so that’s a plus) …And then maybe later, after she’s had a few drinks, she’d sing Everybody Wants to Be a Cat from The Aristocats

Laura: This one’s a tough one. Let it Go would be a good one since it’s so empowering and she needs to let go of all the things she’s done wrong in the past and be open and honest about her feelings with Carmilla

Hollstein (duet): A Whole New World from Aladdin. Because Carmilla totally showed Laura a whole new world that time with the stargazing *wink*.  And to quote @biomajorlafontaine,  “And we all know once they’re out of Silas carms gay ass is taking Laura to all the romantic places around the world”

Perry: I mean if we’re talking normal!Perry, she’d probably sing something from Mary Poppins like Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or A Spoonful of Sugar, but Posessed!Perry would probably sing Mother Knows Best from Tangled

Lafontaine: They would sing Can You Feel the Love Tonight or Beauty and the Beast (as a comedic nod to hollstein because #makeroomforlaf)

Laferry (duet): You’ve Got a Friend in Me… awwwww

Danny: Danny could sing A Girl Worth Fighting For from Mulan. That’s pretty reflective of her story.

Mattie: I’m having trouble coming up with one for Mattie since I don’t think she’d care for Disney movies or karaoke… but maybe she’d sing Poor Unfortunate Souls from The  Little Mermaid? idk if anyone else has a suggestion, please help!

Kirsch: would probably sing I’ll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan. I would absolutely love to see that. Or maybe he and Will (or JP?) would do a duet of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. 

JP: I feel like maybe he’d sing Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast (which would be funny because he’s a “guest” in someone else’s body heheh) 

Mel: After seeing what Mel was like in Season 0, I think Reflection from Mulan would be a good fit for her.

Theo: Okay, Theo would totally sing Be Prepared from The Lion King. 

multi-purpose-tool-guy  asked:

ooh for the giveaway thing! name is Coral, im a trans man with glasses and and a blonde undercut, im a bit chubby, im very creative and artsy and a happy-go lucky optimist, i love cats and glitter and movies, i tend to dress is nerdy graphic tees or eccentric buttonup shirts, and can i pretty please have me with merman!techie in a fun like 80's summer setting? maybe carnival or arcade or somethin c: thank you so much!!

Hey hun! I hope I did this well, I love the 80′s and mermaids sooo it was pretty fun haha. Hope you like it!

anonymous asked:

I really loved the pirate AU and i hope you continue it! Also would you please write whichever mermaid promt you like the most?

booksforeva:So hi, I just saw your account a few days ago and I’m pretty much in love with you bc you’re an amazing writer and if you could write a mermaid au I would love it and thank you even if you don’t bc you’re an amazing writer and you write other things

I went with “I know its late and I don’t know you but i hear you can talk to fish and I’m worried my goldfish is depressed”

Mermaid AUs I can believe in

The pirate AU will be continued eventually.


The knock on Nico’s door at three in the morning should have been the indicator that whatever was going on, Nico wouldn’t like it. The mere fact that the knocking was being done at three in the morning should have been an indicator as to who was on the other side of the door, but Nico’s sleep deprived brain didn’t like to think that much at three in the morning.

So, naturally, Nico answered the door. He regretted his decision almost immediately when he was meet with a tall blond with striking blue eyes that were way to wide awake looking for this late at night, or morning? Nico wasn’t really sure. And, oh, he was holding a fish bowl.

“What?” Nico rubbed his eyes and glanced at the fish bowl, more curious now than upset at being woken up at such an ungodly hour.

“I know you don’t know me, but I heard that you can talk to fish and I think Rupert is depressed.” He held up the fish bowl for emphases, shaking it slightly to disturb the water. Nico saw the hallway light glisten off an orange tail.

“You brought your goldfish, to a stranger’s apartment, at three in the morning, because you think he’s depressed?” Nico looked up incredulously at the boy and, oh, he was cute. He was easily over six feet tall, compared to Nico’s meager five and a half feet, and he was covered in freckles. 

“Yeah?” He had the decency to look sheepish, scratching the back of his neck with his hand.

Nico sighed, knowing he was going to lose the battle. “Alright. Come in.” He opened his door and stepped around it to let the stranger come into his dorm. 

“I’m Will, by the way.” He said as he walked into Nico’s living room. “You sure have a lot of water everywhere.” Will must have been referring to the multitude of glasses and pitchers and tanks filled with water that were scattered around Nico’s apartment.

“What exactly did you hear about me?” Nico asked skeptically, shutting the door and following behind Will.

“Just that you’re, ah, really good with fish, and that you can talk to them.” Will set his bowl down on the counter, pushing aside a few glasses. Nico resigned not to tell him that he’s a mermaid. That’s not the best thing to tell a stranger at three in the morning.

“Okay. Nico.” He grabbed a stool and sat in front of the bowl, looking into it until he spotted the little goldfish. “Hey, little guy.” He smiled, trying his best to keep is pointed teeth hidden. 

Will stared at his for a few minutes before deciding that maybe this wasn’t his best idea. “So, ah, do you know what’s wrong with him?”

Nico glanced up at him, looking very much like Will had just interrupted a conversation and sat back on his stool. “He’s lonely.”

“That’s it?” 

“You would be lonely too if you were stuck swimming in circles all day with no one to interact with.” Nico spoke defensively, as if he knew the feeling of what he was describing, which, he did.

“Okay, cool. I’ll swing by the pet store and pick him up a friend after my lecture tomorrow. Thanks, Nico.” Will picked up the bowl containing Rupert and let himself out, but not before handing Nico a piece of paper. 

“What’s this?” 

“I’ve got a few more fish that could use your expertise.” Will grinned and winked before shutting the door, leaving Nico very tired and staring at a phone number.


I love fish.

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Ok so I saw a post and now it’s story time. So I used to be super into svtfoe fan fiction and it was all I used to read. There was this one fic I was fucking in love with but I don’t remember the name of it, I don’t think I ever finished it either, I can’t really tell you what it was about but it involved a cult? And like marco had his monster arm and like Jackie was a mermaid? So if this rings a bell in anyone’s head pretty pretty please tell me the name of it, I would die if I found it again. But anyway ok so svtfoe fics was all I used to read then I was on tumblr one day and I saw a post about miraculous ladybug and I was like that’s kinda weird but I saw more and more of it and I caved and I was like ok I gotta watch this shit. I watched the entire season in 1 sitting, I didn’t moved I watched it straight through and fell in love. Then I started reading miraculous fics and now I see a star fic in my dash and I start to read it and I can’t like it’s just weird to me now and I haven’t found a fic I’ve fallen in love with as much as that one I don’t remember the name of.. holy shit this is a lot lol but if you’re still with me thank you lol

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It was perfect, really. You, walking around, hand in hand with your boyfriend, his brother and sisters with you, the younger children running at your feet. Suddenly, one of them grabbed your arm, tugging it gently.

Niece - Aunty Y/N, can we go on the Little Mermaid ride? Please? Pretty Please?

Y/N - Of course we can! Chris, you coming with us? Seeing as you seem to be such a fanatic of-

Chris - Yeah, alright! Come on, let’s go, Ice Cream afterwards, yes?

Niece - Come on then! *Grabs both your arms and is guiding you.*

Chris - *Whilst Queuing* You know, I really want to come back here, to Disneyland, one day.

Y/N - What do you mean? We come here all the time, with your family. We have dinner, go on all the rides, see the characters-

Chris - No! I was thinking more, you and me…

Y/N - Christopher Robert Evans, don’t pretend that me and you have ever gone to Disneyland alone, just because we wanted to go on all the rides.

Chris - I won’t deny it, but I was thinking more…you, me, and our little family?

Y/N - Wait, you mean…?

Chris - I wanna come back here. With you, me, and our kids. You know? Our perfect little family we always talked about. 

advicefromabastard  asked:

Hey I was wondering if you could help me write a little. I am looking for some writing prompts involving mermaids. Horror, romance, thriller, science fiction, crazy mythology. Involving pirates, angels, humans, or even other mermaids. it would be greatly appreciated. Please and thank you.

Hey, I’d love to help. You left your focus pretty broad here so I’ll see what I can do with some interesting prompts:

For Mermaids:

• “Look, I understand that all kinds of lore calls us mermaids, but do you know how rude that can be? There are mermen, mernonbinary. Just call us sirens. It’s okay.”

Alternatively:

• “You realize we’re not actually sirens. If we were sirens most of you would be dead and the few that weren’t would be wandering around trying to figure out why everyone just jumped ship.”

• It can be hard to keep in contact with the rest of the world considering the majority of us live on the sea floor. 

• I have no idea why people constantly come to the barrier reef asking about treasure. I don’t know what you thought you lost down here, but I promise I have not seen seven thousand dollars worth of gold down here for at least three months. 

• Humans are myths. Any self-respecting merfolk knows this. 

For Pirates and Mermaids/Sirens:

• I don’t know why people think pirates and sirens don’t get along well. This pirate and I have been talking on the open water for months and wait what do you mean you want me to sing them into the water? Won’t they drown?

• The merfolk and pirates have been feuding for the better part of a century. Doesn’t it make sense to get them all together, conveniently in one place so we can start peace talks or something?

• The only thing worse than the sirens? The pirates they’re trying to seduce. 

• “I’m sorry, were you expecting a reaction? Here I can, I don’t know, does jumping overboard sound like the right thing to do here?”

• “I have been singing at this guy for like the past half an hour and he has done nothing but make faces at me and I think he’s trying to get me to laugh. Do you think I’m doing this right?”

• “I’m so used to having people fall head over heels for me the instant they hear my song. I’m sorry, it’s just kind of weird. Do you maybe want to get drinks or something?”

For Crazy Mythology in General:

• The chimera is in love with the angel. The devil is in love with the centaur. Something absolutely ridiculous is going on here, and I am so very very tired. 

• Of course we don’t wear our natural forms when we’re in public. Do you know what kind of uproar that would cause?

• “Put those hooves away we are in public.”

• “Sorry, I’m not trying to freak anyone out here, but I’m pretty sure I just saw a lion the size of a two story building, and I’m at least 90% sure I am not high right now.”

• “Okay 80%. But still.”

• When you’ve been at war with hell since the beginning of time, it can be difficult to not feel a little jaded about it all.

• Some people are more in tune with our world than others.

• “You always know a con is in town when you see people walking around with obviously fake angel wings, horribly painted scales, and what do you mean there is no con in town. Then what the hell is all this?”

I hope this helps! Please let me know if you would like anything else!

anonymous asked:

Can you do a mermaid nepeta? PLEASE!!! She's the only one you haven't done! ♥️♦️♥️

hhh I’m pretty sure i did draw her, she was in the same mini comic as Equius years ago

anonymous asked:

Hey! Could you please recommend me some books which include characters who are disabled/ have long term health problems? Thank you!

Hi! Yes, we can recommend some:

Ones I haven’t read:

The best place to look though would be Disability in Kidlit.