please can i be a pretty mermaid

mermaid au sentence starters


“Are you poisonous?”
“Can I try to pick you up?”
“How is your hair so soft?”
“Why don’t you get pruney?”
“Can you be eaten like sashimi?”
“Have you ever fought off a shark?”
“You’re even prettier than legends say.”
“You speak our language surprisingly well.”
“I thought mermaids were supposed to be pretty.”
“Here, taste this. It’s a human drink called alcohol.”
“Is it true that you can erase memories with a kiss?”
“Wait! Please don’t leave! I’m not going to hurt you!”
“If I fall in love with you, does that mean I’m into zoophilia?”
“If you could get rid of your tail for legs and feet, would you?”
“So, like… were you hatched from an egg? Or born like a shark?”
“Should I build a house on the beach so we can always be together?”


“Do I scare you?”
“Your bathtub is too small…”
“Go ahead. You can touch me.”
“You have to stop coming here.”
“People are coming. I have to go.”
“Can you take me back to the ocean?”
“Why is there an eel between your legs?”
“Why is there a clam between your legs?”
“My scales are sharp. Please don’t touch them.”
“Did you really go out and buy me a kiddy pool to lay in?”
“I’m not just a fish. Stop treating me like I’m beneath you.”
“I’m getting dehydrated. Can you spray me with the hose?”
“Can you stop staring at me? You’re making me uncomfortable.”
“I cant live on land, and you cant live in the water. We cant be together.”
“If I leave the ocean for you, and you fall out of love with me, I’ll die. You have to know this.”
“That’s not a pool. That’s a deep hole with muddy water. You cant expect me to swim in that.”

anonymous asked:

Can we get a mermaid Junhui scenario pretty pretty please 😭 the others were so cute and wonderfully written!!!

find others: woozi | dino | hoshi 

  • a super playful mermaid who left his home waters to see what living like a “human” is like
  • unfortunately,,,,,getting a job in the human world was hard - but junhui realized he could use some of his talents in odd careers,,,,,,,am i saying he ran away and joined the circus???? basically
  • with a strikingly handsome appearance, junhui had convinced the ringmaster of a small circus to take him on as an escape artist - specifically,,,,escaping from water
  • junhui, unlike regular humans, could breathe under water for up to twenty minutes which shocked just about everyone
  • so putting him underwater in cuffs was really nothing - junhui got out of them in a flash
  • of course,,,,no one knows it’s because he’s a mermaid - thankfully his gills don’t come out right away and he doesn’t transform unless he’s in past twenty minutes
  • when he is in his mermaid form, he’s got a very thick shark tail with the tips of his back fin and dorsal fin a contrasting black against the grey-blue skin
  • his also is longer in his mermaid form, reaching a bit past his shoulders
  • whenever he returns to the water, the other local mermaids are amazed at what he tells them are “piercings” in his ears - all the mermaids say they look like fish hooks LOL
  • the only thing that remains sharkish about his human form are his teeth,,,,which just seem sharper than the average persons
  • his canines are prevalent and you’re sure you’ve seen junhui laugh hard enough that the back row of his teeth has shown - and that they’re,,,,,pointy,,,,,at least you think
  • but you think a lot of things about junhui - you’re a makeup artist with the circus so you’ve been close to his face a lot
  • which junhui seems to enjoy,,,,,,,immensely
  • “don’t know why i need makeup, im handsome without it and it’s gonna come off in the water but i still put it on, you know why?”
  • he says once as you’re searching through your pile of cosmetics for liquid proof eyeliner
  • “why?”
  • you turn and junhui flashes you a big smile 
  • you see his teeth and stare
  • but then it’s gone and he winks, “because i like this alone time with you~”
  • you roll your eyes, shameless flirting is junhui’s thing,,,you don’t take it to heart
  • but it is nice,,,,to be complimented by someone with junhui’s looks because as big as his ego might be - he has the face to back it up,,,,,
  • everyone in the circus knows it
  • (half of the circus wishes he’d compliment them like he does you)
  • junhui closes his eyes as you get to work and mutter under your breath that this isn’t really alone time - minghao’s literally right next to you guys waiting to get his makeup done too
  • one night,,,,,on the final day of the circus’s tour of the philippines ,,,, you hear the crowd gasp and cheer
  • the closing act is junhui’s escape from a ‘water chamber’ and you’ve seen it a million times before,,,,always wondering what the trick is 
  • but junhui has never told you - or anybody for that matter
  • when it’s all over and everyone is taking off costumes and the cans are being packed to get back to the hotel
  • you sneak off and see that the ‘water chamber’ is still on stage
  • curious, you walk around it - trying to find a doorway or a duct where junhui can get oxygen
  • the handcuffs he’s put in are on the floor beside it and you pick them up,,,,,they’re heavy and definitely not fake
  • “now what are you doing with those? thinking of having some fun of your own?”
  • you’re startled by the sound of junhui’s voice, blushing when he looks between the cuffs and your face
  • you put them down and shake your head, “just,,,,trying to figure out how you do it.”
  • junhui comes closer, till he’s leaning against the chamber and grinning - those teeth,,,,,,,,,peeking through
  • “how i escape?”
  • “how you’re underwater for so,,,,long.”
  •  for the first time since you’ve known him,,,,junhui hesitates 
  • he stares into the water and then back at you,,,,,,you want to ask what’s wrong but junhui is suddenly pulling his shirt off and your eyes are going wide
  • “what the hell,,,,if i tell someone one it might as well be you” he says, pacing up the stairs to the top of the water chamber “you gotta wait a bit for the magic to work though.”
  • you’re still trying to process junhui shirtless when he dives into the water 
  • you look at him, through the glass and blink till you go “wh-what are you doing?”
  • you obviously can’t get an answer back, but junhui throws up two fingers on one hand and a zero with the other
  • “twenty,,,,,,,,,,” you start and then realize “twenty minutes?”
  • junhui nods and ,,,,,, you wait - you watch him,,,,perfectly still in the water
  • no one comes by to get the water chamber, it’s always lugged off last because it’s so heavy
  • so it’s just you and junhui on the empty stage - a glass box that he’s trapped in is the only thing that separates you two
  • and after what feels like twenty minutes - you see junhui change
  • at first, it’s the gills that spring from his neck,,,,,big gills,,,,,,like that of a shark
  • and then, with almost a cloud of what looks like steam within the water, his lower half is hidden and then - 
  • and then you see his tail,,,,,,,,a graceful mix of blue and silver lining,,,,,the tips of his fins are dark like coal
  • he opens his eyes, smiling at you and the teeth - all his teeth - are much sharper
  • that explains it,,,,,,,,,,,,oh my god he’s,,,,,,,,,a mermaid
  • you gape in wonder as junhui does a twirl within the chamber, not much room for him to move around his new found body
  • it takes a moment, but you rush up the stairs and junhui calmly swims to the top till his head is poking out
  • “and that’s how it’s done. no tricks, no nothing. im just,,,”
  • “part fish???”
  • junhui’s eyes narrow, “shark, part shark.”
  • you are speechless, watching the water glisten on junhui’s now longer hair - his sharp and perfect features highlighted by the drops of water that still cling to him
  • “i,,,,,wow,,,,,”
  • “finally you’re impressed”
  • he jokes and you furrow your eyebrows, he reaches out, hand on your  face
  • he pulls you just a little - just so you’re leaning over the water but not enough to fall in
  • and he whispers, low “are you interested in kissing mermaid me more than human me?”
  • you don’t know what he means,,,,for a second you think maybe the months of flirting on his part were legit,,,,maybe he actually likes you
  • and the thought is confirmed when you feel his lips against yours and it’s wet - but it’s,,,,,enjoyable
  • and you close your own eyes,,,,,,dimly aware of how impossible this situation is - you’re kissing a mermaid
  • when you both pull back, you come to your sense a bit about the whole thing and your eyes flick down into the water - junhui’s tail and fins all visible in the clear water
  • “ho-how do you transform back?”
  • junhui shrugs, “i can make it happen but warning; i transform back naked so you can stay and watch or-”
  • you stand up, nearly falling into the water but blushing as you take a step back
  • “i-i’ll go get you some clothes j-just don’t transform just yet-”
  • “too late~”
  • junhui laughs and your hands immediately come up to cover your face, the sound of junhui’s laughter fills your ears and you know your heart is acting up like crazy in your chest
  • you manage to turn, dash down the stairs without seeing anything
  • but junhui watches you lovingly,,,,,,,,,pretty content with the fact that if anyone knows his secret - it’s you

gloomyprincess  asked:

Hi I have blue eyes but I wish I had brown eyes :( Can you please say some good things about blue eyes?

🦋 blue is a usually a cold color but blue eyes can make u feel warm just by looking at them!

blue eyes remind me of precious jewels. they can be speckled with green, grey, gold and a million other shades of blue…baby blue, ice blue, midnight blue, cerulean blue, all stunning! you should see how pretty they are in the sunlight, gorgeous and bright yet soft!

many pretty things are blue! hydrangeas, seashells, ice lakes, mermaid scales, summer skies, sapphires and oceans! blue eyes are almost ethereal! fairies and angels and wolves have blue eyes too.

blue eyes can be gentle or powerful, they seem to emanate softness and intelligence. please love your blue eyes, they are beautiful!

mirios-togatas  asked:

Can you rate Koda and Akira too??

devilman koda

  • tragic af honestly some heavy shit
  • mlm/wlw solidarity parkour dates with miko
  • just trying to be a run boy in this shitty, shitty world
  • bitter, grouchy & over it
  • opportunist
  • just wants to win
  • please shave ur goatee

12/10 pretty solid

demon koda

  • he stomp
  • I like his teeth
  • would ride on his back

10/10 an average score


  • a literal baby
  • watches porn on the living room computer
  • a mermaid
  • tries to rescue miki by being really polite and adorable to the dudes who were admittedly not even really harassing her
  • immediately ditches her for a gay disaster in an oversized white coat
  • long hugger
  • like he keeps on huggin even tho the person he’s hugging is shooting a machine gun at some teenagers
  • down for whatever but has never even seen 1 drug
  • absolutely no bullshit meter


devilman akira

  • that kid who turned goth over summer vacation
  • also see: cool mysterious transfer student who doesn’t wear the school uniform except he was here yesterday and he looked 8 years old
  • watches porn on the lecture hall computer
  • hey dare me to put all these cupcakes in my mouth
  • I ate the bones
  • loves his friends!!!! feeds them hamburgers!!! throws them in the pool
  • butt chin
  • slouchy
  • impulsive
  • rocks a boner 75% of the time
  • probably climbs up the stairs on all fours
  • pansexual disaster

1000/10 I would die for u

demon akira (Amon, devilman, etc)

  • SOFT
  • would help u look for your missing dog
  • I would let him babysit my kids if I had any
  • angry crying
  • barely knows how to fly even tho he has giant wings

  • raw me

1000/10 I would let him kill me except he never ever would

nerdmatsus  asked:

(( cough cOUGH Do you have any mermaids? of maybe,, chOro,,,,??? ))

I hope you’re okay with this Choro! He’s… not the ‘usual’ mermaid (in that he’s not half fish; he’s half bottlenose dolphin). This one’s a bit shy, but once he gets close to you he’ll become quite playful and affectionate. He doesn’t speak often, but when he does it’s generally in squeaks (particularly when he’s excited or agitated). 

Too deep, too fast

Pairing: Jin x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Summary: You’re dragged by your friends to spy on “cute” guys at the beach. You can’t understand why they keep fuzzing over the cockiest and most obnoxious one of them all. If only you knew then what he’d actually mean to you… Mermaid!au

Word count: 5878

A/N: Halloween is back! And so are my Halloween inspired oneshots. This year I decided to experiment a bit with more ‘magic’ or ‘supernatural’ concepts. I’ll be posting the stories in random order, here you have the fourth one!

If you’re interested in checking out the other stories I wrote this year you can find them here:

Jin - Yoongi - Hoseok - Namjoon - Jimin - Taehyung - Jungkook

There’s nothing noisier than young mermaids excited about boys, especially when it comes to boys they can’t have.

“Miraaaa!!! I can’t see! Will you move a bit, please!?!” Noelani complained as she tried to get a glimpse of a group of young boys that were playing on the beach.

You couldn’t help but roll your eyes.

“It’s ok, you can take my place.” Said Nerida before splashing away from the rock they were all hiding behind from. “But when the cutie from yesterday comes back you have to let me watch!”

“The tall one with the pretty lips?” Mira asked without even bothering to look towards her friend.

“Yes. The one with the pink shirt.” Nerida continued before turning her face towards you. “How about you __________? You haven’t even bothered to take a look…”

“I just don’t get it.” You confessed, much to your friends’ disagreement.

“She’s just grumpy because her medallion hasn’t shone just yet.”

You immediately brought your hand to your pendant after Kai’s nagging remarks.

“Come on! That’s low! Yours only shone for the first time like, what? Three months ago?” Akina instantly grumbled. 

“Well, not everybody can have their rock shine seven times like you, Akina.” Kai complained.

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The Sirens’ Song

summary: it’s a pirate’s life for Washington and the crew, who run one of the most highly-feared pirate ships on the ocean. Struck by a recent tragedy and a new recruit they navigate the seas in an attempt to continue what they do best: pirating. When they are faced with the impossible task of choosing between loyalty to the crew and finding again what they once lost, will they make the right choice?  

words: 3,068

a/n: hey, everyone! I had this wild idea for a PIRATE/MERMAID AU so here I am because, of course, I have nothing better to do than start another series, right (yikes)?? Anyways, I am pretty happy with how chapter one turned out and I’m pretty pumped about it! Please let me know what you think, feedback would be greatly appreciated, and if you liked it, be sure to reblog so other people can read TSS too! :) 

tags: if you want to be tagged in upcoming chapters, shoot me an ask!

dedication: @sinmineral for helping me write this at 4AM last night lmfao thx my dude

The wind roars as the waves whip across the ship and soak the deck in a freezing, salty spray. The crew slides into the masts, frantically pulling at riggings and trying to navigate the ship around the storm.

“Someone needs to tend to the port-side mast! NOW!”

“On it, Captain!”

The crew is like a well-oiled machine. We trust our captain and obey orders without question. There is hardly an opportunity to panic because we synchronize so well.

The water begins to calm as we sail forward, the boat rocking back and forth dangerously fast over the remaining waves.

“Ahh,” the captain sighs with a small smile, letting go of the rigging that controls the largest sail. “Well done, everyone. It seems we’ve seen the worst of it for now.”

The crew and I give a small cheer, but we do not get too hasty—we still are not completely free of the bumpy waters.

“Should be smooth sailing from here on out, Captain Washington,” the lookout calls from the crow’s nest, putting away a spyglass.

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After a small struggle regarding the end to this, I’ve left it somewhat open to interpretation. Hopefully it still fits his character and suits the story. This was requested by @im-a-motherfuckin-mermaid (which is a bloody brilliant url) and @animefreak808

Prompt: Can I pretty please get a part three to The Very Newlyweds ? I love each part!!!!

maybe part 3 of very newlyweds??

“The Very Newlyweds” (Part 3)

Part 2

The palace wasn’t often so silent. There was always noise to be found – the crackling of a torch, the gentle hum of conversation in a nearby room, or thunderous footsteps. However, as you slipped through the hallways, shadows suffocated the hallways and drowned them in silence. A familiar cloak and hood concealed your face from guards whom you ultimately did not pass and with a sigh of relief, you reached the entrance.

The grand doors beckoned you towards them and it was with gentle steps that you obliged. However, a smooth voice echoed against the walls, freezing your spine. He was everywhere and nowhere. He was here but you couldn’t see him. Hidden.

“The last time you were caught sneaking about the palace, you had the intention of leaving.” Loki said, stepping out from the shadows. “Somehow I fear that tonight your intentions are frighteningly similar.”

“I thought you were asleep.” You whispered, turning around to face him. He was still in his nightclothes.
“Yes, I think that you were banking on that.” He snapped. You bowed your head shamefully and hoped that the floor would open up and swallow you.

“My dearest,” Loki said softly, “where could you possibly be going at this time of night?”
“I think you know.”
“Perhaps. But I do not want to say it aloud lest it be true.”
“I can’t stay, Loki. I can’t… I can’t accept your proposal.”

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Hey, guys! 💗

How are you doing? I’ve missed y'all like crazy!

So, right to the point, this little message is just to let you know that I’m not dead! 💀 hahaha!

I’m actually working on some projects (one of them with one of my favorite disney crossover couples 💛 this I already can say, hahaha), but, as some of you know, university was draining my soul during the past few months and still is. This is why I’m so absent lately. 💔 So, don’t think I’ve abandoned y'all and the channel, pretty please. I’m just without time, but I’m not giving up everything here. =)

I’ll be right back as soon as I can! ✨

Love you all! Thank you so much for everything. 🌹

(The manips were just for a coloring test! I decided to post them, anyway. Hope you liked them! n_n)

goodqueenalys  asked:

omfg these are THE BEST! can you do "we drunkenly hooked up at my place and there was a blizzard, so we’re trapped together for a few days" or "we hooked up and you left $200 on my night stand and i’m offended you thought i was a prostitute" pretty please with mermaids on top??

That was the thing about the North: snow could come out of nowhere and it wouldn’t stop.

“I should’ve taken you home last night,” Jon sighed as they watched the snow come down.

“Then you might’ve gotten stuck in it,” she pointed out.

They stared out the window.

“Your family will want to know where you are.”

“I know,” she sighed.

“What are you going to tell them?” Jon gave her a thin smile. “Can’t imagine your mum would be okay with the truth.”

“She’s going to have to be.” Sansa glanced at him. “This has been a long time coming, Jon.”

He couldn’t meet her eyes. “I know.”

“I’m tired of pretending, aren’t you?”

He did look at her then. “Aye,” he murmured. “I am.”

“Then let’s stop pretending.” She took his hand. “I want to be with you. Openly. No more of these secret, shameful trysts or whatever they are. My family may not like it, it will take time for them to adjust, but they will because they love me…and they’ll have to accept that I love you.”

Jon kissed her, his hand tangling in her hair. “We’ll be stuck here for a few days,” he murmured.


anonymous asked:

Could you please make a userbox that says "this user in NOT a "pretty" mermaid" with maybe a kinda monsterous lookin mermaid and dark green and purple and blue colors??? Thank u

Here you go, because I couldn’t decide again! I can remake these with a blue if you’d like too!

And a bonus one that was too dark but I didn’t realize until I had finished it!

Personal Favorites of 2016

Hey guys, here’s a quick list, in no real order, of my favorite DC titles from this past year. I would highly recommend all of these titles. I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas Day and Happy Holidays. 

#1. Robin: Son of Batman - This should be a surprise to no one. I’m very open about Damian being my favorite Robin and character in general from the Batfamily. Patrick Gleason is a beautiful gift. Even in the later issues when Fawkes and Bachs take over, it’s still pretty good. 

#2. DC Bombshells - I stumbled across this title early this year, and I’ve been hooked since. It’s become my favorite AU for DC in general. It’s a fresh, new story with beautiful art and characters I love and can care about. I could read it for the art and character design alone. 

#3. Nightwing Rebirth -  Tim Seeley has been on point. Great writing, interesting characters and consistently good artwork. Dick is a majestic land-mermaid who deserves to be looked at and loved. It is visually very pleasing. 

#4. Batman and Robin Eternal - So like, I had a hand full of issues with this title, but whatever. It was still a really good title filled with characters I love. Cass steals the show away from the main villain in my opinion. We also get some Jason and Barbara moments too. The art is wonderful, and I liked that it was a weekly release. 

#5. Detective Comics - Being a big Batfamily fan, I love seeing as many of my babies together as possible. Detective Comics has been a title that has continually been on my reading list since forever, but this past year has been some really good stuff. 

*gets invited to go to one of those things where you pay to paint with a room of other people and an instructor and if you’re of age you can get wine too*

We were supposed to paint a mermaid.
Nah. Merporg. I named him Winston. He just wants to be pretty. Please tell him he’s pretty.

super-magical-wizard  asked:

9, 15, 32, and 37 please ^•^ I hope you have a nice day!!

9) mermaid lesbian or witch lesbian

both!! but I guess maybe witch if I had to choose?

15) rain lesbian or snow lesbian

hmm, I love being indoors for both, but I guess snow lesbian

32) buy her flowers lesbian or buy her chocolates lesbian

buy her chocolates lesbian, we can eat them together

37) dimple loving lesbian or freckle loving lesbian

dimple! I have freckles myself, but dimples r good

I’m having a pretty good day! :)


The 459 - The Best of the Rest

This is the 14 pieces ranked 101-114 of 459 in my ranked list of Steve Argyle illustrations.  The list is all of Steve’s work from Magic, Legend of the Five Rings, Warlord, Star Wars, and Dungeons & Dragons as well as a few other pieces here and there.  The list is not in rank order.  Once I start the Top 100 I’ll be listing them in rank order.

Every once in a while (ok it seems like all the time) Steve just doesn’t share an image of his art.  Try as hard as you can and dig through the bowels of the sub-basement of the internet and you will not find it.

The reason I bring this up… Beckon the Sea.  One of Steve’s merfolk-ish pieces from the Crimson Coast expansion of Warlord.  Everyone loves Thalaasa, Ocean Queen and don’t get me wrong so do I and you’ll see her in my top 100 eventually.  My point is that Steve showed of his flagship work for the set (there’s even an alternate nude of it out there if naked mermaids strike your fancy) but neglected to share some of the other work with the public.

The reasons for this are never clear.  He’s really busy thankfully and it may slip his mind that when a set gets published he has to go back in his records and find a bunch of stuff to share.  Maybe no one asked.

Well I’m asking.

Steve… pretty please share a picture of Beckon the Sea.

I have a feeling it will break my Top 100 next time once I can see it better than card size.

I invite you to discuss.  If you want to see more about any of these pieces just add the name of the piece (with spaces intact… it will work) to the end of this address: