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Five Nights at Fuckboy Inspired Sentence Starters

I have no freaking idea if this has been done before but I’m pissing myself from laughter over the whole game. So here are some awesome Fanmade comments inspired by the game and actual game dialogue. I’ll take names out and just put (Name) so anyone can send anything.

  • Inhale my dong enragement child
  • I am the one who possesses the Dragon Dildo
  • INHALE–
  • Please buy me an esoteric sex toy
  • NO
  • But I need it
  • (NAME) MY FUCKING HEAD IS GONE
  • Engage the camera, motherfucker
  • Can’t a pirate fucking masturbate in this house?
  • Can’t a trash pile masturbate in this corner?
  • No, fuck off.
  • No (Name) that’s illegal
  • RIP Enragement child
  • Yes
  • Thank
  • This is where you eat my shit.
  • What?
  • It needs quarters…. I have tokens…. goddammit.
  • What. There’s a third one? You cannot possibly be serious right now.
  • Git gud.
  • Get crunk.
  • These presents used to be for good kids but now they’re for naughty adults.
  • Come help me you yiffy piece of shit.
  • I want to be hip with the kids.
  • My god (Name) here’s your fucking sex toy, you horny bitch
  • (Name) plz
  • My beloved masculinity has shattered. Are you proud of yourself?
  • Fine. I’m not touching your ass though.
  • Engage the stick, motherfucker.
  • BUY MY SHIT
  • The Fazbearin’ fuck did you say?
  • My fucking tokens went everywhere
  • My gender is (Inanimate object) don’t touch me
  • O H
  • Fuck. INHALE MY GOLDEN DONG.
  • It’s time to yiff some dicks
  • Dashin’ through the grass, I’m comin’ for dat ass

You can even add your own if you see I missed a good one! ENJOY!