please be at my house in 5 mins

anonymous asked:

Can you come up with something concerning gargoyles fantasy/sice of life etc.

  • “Okay I know this is rally awkward and I must look really threatening but please can I chill inside your house till the sun goes down again because I’m gonna turn to stone in like 5 mins and whenever it happens outside I wake up covered in bird crap.” AU
  • “I was wondering why this person only ever wanted to meet up at night but I was just walking in the park and saw a statue that bared a striking resemblance to them and I think I’m piecing together what’s going on here” AU
  • “I swear on my life, if I have to send ONE MORE LETTER to the city department about taking better care of their statues only to wake up covered in graffiti AGAIN I’m gonna scream.” AU
  • “Those actually aren’t tattoos that’s graffiti.” AU
  • “You’re that person graffiti artist who keeps coming and graffiting cool designs on me in the early evening and I was just wondering if I could make a request since they don’t actually seem to leave my body when I wake up.” AU
  • “STOP DRAWING DICKS ON ME UNLESS YOUR GOING TO SCRUB THEM OFF YOU PUNK.” AU
  • “I see everything that goes on in this park as one of the statues and in this position I see you eat lunch on that bench every day but it’s getting dark and I’m gonna reanimate soon and you haven’t gone home yet are you okay?” AU

Credit goes to: @jynnispook