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Punk Richie & Pastel Eddie

~ Eddie has a hot pink fanny pack JUST TO START THIS LIST OFF

~ Richie got his first tattoo at 15, because his parents didn’t care nor would they noticed. His first tattoo is on his forearm, its ‘los(v)ers’

~ Eddie doesn’t like needles but he gets a tongue piercing at 16 (Richie likes it very much if you catch my drift)

~ Richie wears black tank tops and t-shirt, he’s ditched his iconic Hawaiian shirts

~ he also has this heavy, warm leather jacket that Eddie first wore on a date night

~ they went out stargazing in some remote part of town and despite his long sleeve Eddie got cold, so
Richie put his leather jacket over eddies shoulders
- he squealed on the inside

~ Richie got Eddie flowers one day but Eddie was blushing HEAVILY because he knows the many meanings of flowers and he’s like ‘t-these mean s-sex R-Richie’

~ so Richie got him different flowers that mean love and trust and honesty and Eddie just loves him

~ at 18, they both get stick and pokes of each other’s first initial

~ Eddie likes to make flower crowns so he makes one for Richie when they had a picnic date but Richie is like ‘that’s not badass’

~ Richie wears it anyway cause he’s Whipped™

Add on if y’all want!!~

8

Every night is the last night. Every time is the last time. There’s nothing destined about this. If circumstances aren’t tearing them apart, then it’s they themselves, who are running or distracted and yet… life keeps throwing them back together. They’ve been taught to look down upon what each other are. They aren’t each other’s constants; they are each other’s exeptions. They never expected to have the place they do in each other’s lives. It’s a choice. 

September 18th 2008

Big Brother: Daytime TV Edition

Oprah Winfrey. 

Immediately finds herself in multiple alliances due to her motherly, personable nature, but is booted into jury once her core alliance has to eat itself.

Maury Povich

Tries playing the house way too obviously and finds himself backdoored and booted pre-jury. 

Judge Judy

Unexpected comp queen. Sees through people’s bullshit and calls it out, which makes everyone nervous and puts her on the block. It takes about 3 quarters of the season for her to be evicted because she keeps winning comps.

Dr. Oz

Joins a bro alliance but everyone knows he’s the rat of the group. If the alliance goes far, he’ll go far, but becomes everybody’s target after betraying so many people.

Wendy Williams

Floats between multiple alliances, and is often a swing vote. Not a strategic mastermind, but entertaining as hell. She gets far by dropping bombs on people’s games to get the target off of her, but is eliminated in the jury phase once everyone loses trust in her and stops telling her their secrets.

Kelly and Ryan

Brought in by a production twist in which two people know each other outside the game. Both of them get far, but Kelly votes him out in the jury phase, costing her his vote in the final two.

Steve Harvey

Forms the bro alliance and makes it far but doesn’t win. Pre-game fave, flops when he says some problematic shit that the tag hates but production never airs. Wins AFP. 

Dr. Phil

Joins the bro alliance, but doesn’t really do much but ride coattails. Has one semi-entertaining fight with Wendy, but is ultimately forgettable and is first member of the jury.

Julie Chen

Winner. Definite Production favorite and way too friendly with bro alliance, which bothers the tag a bit, but then again there are worse winners out there. Beats Kelly by dominating the jury speech and by not pissing off too many people.

Shout out to all the trans aces who:

  • Don’t feel ‘truly’ asexual because you don’t know whether your dysphoria is having an affect on your sexuality
  • Feel that your trans-ness can’t be removed from your ace-ness but are told it should be
  • Don’t feel comfortable in hypersexual LGBT spaces
  • Have had your asexuality invalidated by people who say you can’t be ace and trans
  • Have had your trans-ness invalidated by people who say you can’t be ace and trans
  • Are happy that you’re trans and ace
  • Are sad that you’re trans and ace

Your feelings are valid. Your identities are valid. And you are amazing (ace, even!).