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anonymous asked:

I'm almost embarrassed to ask this because everyone seems to get the joke... but what does the whole "villain, I have done thy mother" thing mean? I hope you're not tired of explaining jokes 😅

No need to be embarrassed! I don’t mind explaining jokes, though it’s harder when it’s extended wordplay. The ‘villain, I have done thy mother’ joke is relatively simple, but I think it benefits from context.

In Titus Andronicus, Tamora, who has married Saturninus, is sleeping with her confederate, a black man called Aaron. She has two sons, Chiron and Demetrius, from an earlier marriage. Tamora becomes pregnant with Aaron’s baby and delivers. In this scene, the nurse brings the black baby to Aaron, Chiron and Demetrius. Because of the colour of the baby, the boys immediately guess what has happened and know that it will be difficult to shield their mother from the fact of her adultery, so they question Aaron:

DEMETRIUS: Villain, what hast thou done?

AARON: That which thou canst not undo.

CHIRON: Thou hast undone our mother.

AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.

DEMETRIUS: And therein, hellish dog, thou hast undone her. (4.2.73-79)

The joke is on the various meanings of ‘do’ and ‘undo’. There’s the obvious sense of ‘what have you done?’; there is the sense of ruining someone’s fortune, which is what Chiron means when he says Aaron has ‘undone’ their mother; and there’s the sexual sense of ‘do’ which is slang for copulation, which is what Aaron means by ‘I have done thy mother’. In other words, he’s just saying that he’s had sex with Tamora: it’s obviously what he’s done to produce this baby.

So basically it’s a ‘your mum’ joke: 

Demetrius: What have you done?

Aaron: Your mum.

Except Shakespeare can’t help playing extensively with a word once he’s introduced it, so the pun on ‘doing’ goes on a little longer.

Imagine Flug as the type of gamer who rage quits in games like Mario Kart 8.

Black Hat and Demencia are the lil’ shits that enjoy them, mainly because it’s one of those rare moments they get to make the doctor truly mad. And make him curse like a sailor.

Flug: *is first on the final lap**only has coins and a banana*

Demencia: *has six red shells**throws all of them*

Flug: Oh geez THANKS Demencia. I absolutely LOVE getting fucked in the ass with- HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SIX FUCKING RED SHELLS??!!!

Demencia: Pfffffffhahahaha! git rekt.

Black Hat: *throws blue shell**was already locked on Flug before Demencia took first* 

Flug: *is instantly thrown to last place at the end of the race*

Flug: *smashes anything within a five foot radius*

Black Hat and Demencia: *currently on the floor laughing their asses off*

Flug: FUCK THIS! I’d rather slave myself to death in the lab than deal with this fuckin’ bullshit! *leaves*

Demencia: *sings while in tears* Baby come back~

Flug: *in a distance* FUCK YOU.

Problematic Fave: Katie McGrath

- Kashy McGra™

- She have 3 birthdays (it’s a goddess thing)

- Embarrasing tattoo on her back

- No one believes her when she plays Straight™

- Green eyes out of this world

- Drama Gay Queen

- She doesn’t have any social media

- We don’t really know if she actually exist

- She wants to be buried with all her Star Wars toys and her Morgana figure

- Irish accent

- She loves to play villain on a corset

- Supercorp™, Karlena™, The Hug™, The Coat™

- Jawline more defined than your future

- 5’ 5½" (1,66 m)

- Use to wear a lot of black, knitwear, skinny jeans and very high heels

- She doesn’t even know she has an army of lesbians ready to die for her

- The Lip Bite™

- She like to kiss her co-stars (mostly woman, gorgeous woman)

- Yes, she have pictures kissing her co-stars on her phone

- Take her brother to interviews and talk embarrasings things

- Too excited about nerd things, especially getting on the Batmobil

- Natalie Dormer says to her “Do to me” and she get wet (for the Ice Bucket Challenge)

- She studied history

- She went through a real punk stage

- Shops for books like other women shop for shoes (She said it)

- Self-professed Tomboy!

- Had her face appear on UK postage stamps 

- Once dreamt of being the editor of Vogue China

“Boobs that defy gravity” - “That’s a lot of boobs” - “You’ve got boobs in the face” - “Babe, it’s hard [to run] when you have big boobs”.

- The Leather Jacket™

UPDATED 19/07

Some days I am absolutely convinced that the Legends of Tomorrow writers room just consists of a bunch of people playing a weird tabletop RPG and writing down whatever happens:

DM: the countdown is nearly up, and NASA is about to discover the time travellers on the moon

Stein’s player: I start singing the ‘Banana Boat Song’

DM: *sighs* roll

i feel like eddie would be that friend who’s on their phone the entire time you’re talking like ‘yeah yeah i’m listening’ but in reality he’s not, he’s playing candy crush and half way through you kind of realize he’s not listening bcos you keep hearing pinging sounds of him getting notifications or he stops you in the middle of a sentence to show you a meme and then you just scream for 10 hours

villains who’ve had a change of heart and rock up at their enemies’ base like hi i go here now is my aesthetic