Songs to make your Non-Broadway Friends Listen to with no context at all
  • My Unfortunate Erection:25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • Sugar Daddy:Hedwig and the Anrgy Inch
  • Hasa Diga Eebowai:The Book of Mormon
  • Blue:Heathers
  • Totally Fucked:Spring Awakening
  • Black Death:Something Rotten!
  • Friki-friki:Honeymoon in Vegas
  • Spooky Mormon Hell Dream:The Book of Mormon
  • You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want:Avenue Q
  • Telly:Matilda
  • Over The Moon:RENT
  • The Ballad of Farquaad:Shrek
  • Magic Foot:25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • The Word of Your Body reprise:Spring Awakening
  • Die Vampire, Die!:[title of show]
  • Something Rotten/Make an Omelette:Something Rotten!
  • Joseph Smith American Moses:The Book of Mormon
  • Hello Little Girl:Into the Woods
  • Angry Inch:Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  • It's Eggs:Something Rotten!
  • The Internet is for Porn:Avenue Q
“Being a Theatre Major isn’t that hard! The academic majors actually have to WORK!”

Theatre Major:

*Had to go through rigorous auditions as well as having high grades to get into school’s program*

*Had auditions to get into school’s musical and plays the first week of school while still unpacking* 

*Has at least 3, one and half hour classes that are for one or no credit but are mandatory*

*Has intensive dance class that would make a body builder sore*

*Has academic classes on top of theatre classes*

*Has 10 Hour long rehearsals on top of all other classes*

Academic Major:

*Applied and got into school*

*Has maybe one paper due next week and like a lab or something*