playing-tricks

anonymous asked:

Hey there! I've just arrived at The Studio and I'm kinda overwhelmed. I think I'll stop at the Cafe and get my bearings while I drink a Menciato.

A Menciato? 

Very adventurous of you, especially for a first-timer.

Nonetheless as you find yourself being served by the near naked yet impossibly beautiful barista with his muscles bulging underneath his apron, he gives you a wink as he prepares and gives you a Menciato. As you take it, your fingers brushing against each other, you can’t help but find the smell alluring, it smelled of the sea, of beautiful waves and summery tides.

It’s when you open your eyes after taking the first sip, letting the warm liquid trickle down your throat and flow through your body that you suddenly feel water underfoot, calming tides slowly moving against you and pulling you in somewhat. 

By the time you look down you suddenly see your feet, your large feet in the water and where you think you see the water playing tricks on your mind, you feel your feet start to stretch and grow, the toes poking forward as they start to grow larger and larger as the tide continues to pull you further in, washing against you and now reaching up to your calves.

Your calves already start to grow muscular, becoming larger and with it, you suddenly glance down and try to pull yourself out of the water, but you can’t. In fact your feet refuse to, planted down in the water they begin moving in the opposite direction, and even when you try to tell yourself this is wrong, that you don’t want to go into the water and you never had muscular calves, you actually remember you do…

Memories start to appear of playing football and going to the gym.

Wait since when did you go to the gym?

The waves wash over your legs.

Since when do you not?

Yeah bro, even now as you see water sprinkling over your thighs and watch your formal suit pants suddenly begin to shrink becoming thinner and adapting to your leaner legs as you feel the thighs grow and enlarge with muscularity, the skin being pulled tight over it as a sun baked skin tone starts to slowly fill your body, you remember yeah you go to the gym all the time bro.

What’s the matter? Why do you look confused?

Is it because you’re becoming dumber, starting to realise you’re losing the will to even think of resisting as more of your body starts to leave your control, walking further into the waters. You never even realised you say bro, or even questioned it because you knew that you couldn’t hold on, feeling your cock throb in your new Calvin Klein boxers that barely peeked above your pants which your ass slowly started to fill out, becoming larger and growing as the two cheeks formed the well tone bubble butt from all your squatting.

Bro, you don’t even realise what is happening, your hand being splashed by another wave of water as it drips down your arms, losing any and all fat and instead starting to become toned with the same sunbaked skin, the skin stretching once again as you see your fingers, like your toes, stretch and find them able to easily grab the plastic cup of beer in your larger hand.

Your cock continues to throb, the pleasure causing you to be distracted, continuing to lose your smarts as you can see the outline of your thick cock get wet with more water and with it, it starts to snake down towards your thigh, thickening in girth.

No wait, you had to focus, you hate beer…

You groan, feeling your other hand come down to rub at your cock through your athletic pants, unable to stop yourself, you give in feeling with every wave after wave of water, waves of pleasure start to dominate your mind, as the water dominates your body.

No…you definitely hated beer, you weren’t dumb…you weren’t dumb…

Another wave comes in, some of the salty water coming into your mouth as you feel your lips as you look down, unable to stop as you could hear your groans changing, your voice growing deeper as you felt your lips grow slightly, the teeth in your mouth transforming into a  pearly white as they started to straighten. Your accent was changing, becoming more Californian, more typical of the dumb jocks in those mov- in the frat, your frat, your bros.

By now as you continued to wrestle with the waves of both pleasure and water, your body gave in, smirking down as you could see water only define your growing pecs, your abs shifting as they became a six pack with the deep ridges almost being carved out to perfection. 

All you could last remember was your face being washed with water and with it, so were your memories, your identity, your name becoming simpler and shorter, your jawline sharpening as brown hairs began to poke out along the jaw, along your curved and cocky smile. You felt your cap covering your hair as your hair changed, almost styling itself as it spiked upwards, and with it as you let one final moan you couldn’t help but feel your cock throb once more and you were gone…entrapped in total bliss.

All you remember bro was the feeling of hot cum drip through, staining your leg as you seemed to cum endlessly, your entire mind simply leaving your body through pleasure, your memories, your identity all disappearing as you felt yourself cumming again and again. 

By the fifth or sixth time, not that you bothered to do much counting anymore, you finally found yourself blinking, the standing at the edge of the beach alone, the cup of beer in your hand as you suddenly saw your bros on the beach, shirtless and waving at you to come back.

You had a beach party to get to, after all you were now just a simple-minded jock on spring break.

Enjoy.

Part 2 - teaser

Read part one here

He stood still, eyes locked with yours. His chest heaved with adrenaline and uncertainty yet his eyes remained unmoved. You took a slow step forward, finding your voice you called his name softly. “Bucky”

His eyes closed, jaw clenched slightly. “You even sound like her” his voice was low and mostly to himself. Titling your head curiously, you realised his dilemma. The time that had passed between you had caused him to believe you were but a trick being played by his mind. Sadness clenched at your heart but still you stepped closer.

I barely see any posts about this so here’s a s/o to the questioning wlw who do not know whether they are bi or lesbian, who do not know if their attraction to men-aligned ppl is real or not, who can’t tell weather this is compulsory heterosexuality playing tricks on them or if it’s internalized biphobia.

As a lesbian who used to identify as bisexual, i know how frustrating it is to not know which one you are, how infuriating it is to always keep changing, to not know which community you belong to.

But in time I can assure you that you will finally figure it out. And weather you end up identifying as bisexual, lesbian or just sapphic/wlw, you have my full support. I wish you luck

(Terfs don’t touch)

Trick or Treating
  • "I keep tripping over my costume."
  • "An apple?"
  • "That house looks great!"
  • "I'm not sure we should go down that street."
  • "Have the kids gone out already?"
  • "We have to wait until sunset!"
  • "No fair! Your costume is getting you more candy."
  • "We need to go to this one house that gives out full size chocolate bars."
  • "Let's go around to the rich neighborhood."
  • "That place looks creepy. I'm not going up there."
  • "Someone is hiding in the bushes over there."
  • "I'm not scared!"
  • "That costumes cool... but who are you suppose to be?"
  • "Faster! We need to get to all the houses!"
  • "Did you hear that?"
  • "I can't see. My mask keeps getting in the way."
  • "Nice pumpkins."
  • "Did it have to rain tonight of all nights?"
  • "Is the candy situation light this year or is it just me?"
  • "So you're going as a discoball this year?"
  • "I love those lights!"
  • "Something doesn't feel right..."
  • "Is it snowing?"
  • "I swear someone's following us."
  • "There's something in that window!"
  • "Seems kinda warm for Halloween, doesn't it?"
  • "The school has doughnuts and cider."
  • "I'm hungry."
  • "I think I ripped my costume."
  • "I shouldn't have worn these shoes."
  • "Can we trade?"
  • "I'm tired. Can we go home now?"
Did you know...?

That if you’re playing Eldarya Gem’bomb Game from your computer with a mouse

and you just use this “thing” (the scroll wheel) to move up and down really quick, you can shake the rocks in the game and move the lava bombs that get stuck and win more points?

Just … try this trick and say “Goodbye” to this hell…

I watched this on a facebook video, I wish I have the link to share back and people can see this miracle e_e 

What If
  • Baby: You love me, right daddy?
  • Daddy: Of course, princess.
  • Baby: What if one day you stopped?
  • Daddy: What?
  • Baby: What if you stop loving me and leave me for someone better? What if you go away because I'm too much to handle? What if you don't want me anymore because I'm sad all the time? What if-- *crying*
  • Daddy: Hush baby. I will never stop loving you or leave you. You're the best little out of all the littles in the whole wide world. You make me so happy and I couldn't replace that if I tried. You're not too much to handle or too sad all the time. You shouldn't blame yourself for your meanie brain playing tricks on you. That's not who you are. I know you and I know you're a sweet little girl with just a lot on her mind. I love you baby girl. So so much.
  • Baby: *whimpering* I love you too daddy.
Just another reminder in case your mind is playing tricks on you today: Your love matters. Your emotional stability matters. Your worth should be valued. You deserve better once you choose better. You don’t have to put up with the bullshit. You have a choice. Loving them doesn’t make you stay, lack of loving yourself does. Now pause before you lie to yourself.
—  Horacio Jones

So my co-worker and I just came up with the best idea for a series of stories/comics.

Harvey Dent is mostly rehabilitated and starts practising law again.

And what he does, right, is he starts defending all the little guys that get caught up in the super villains bigger schemes, or helps out the villains that are trying to do a better job or can’t afford to defend themselves. Like, can you just imagine?

  • Some minor criminal gets tricked into playing the patsy for a bigger villain. Harvey helps them out.
  • Harvey wears a mask in court, (like in Batman Telltale ep. 3 if he’s Two Face) but when he really wants to intimidate the opposition, he’ll take it off and go full Two Face for a bit. You really know you’re in trouble when he pulls out the coin.
  • Any time one of the big bads drugs an entire chunk of the population, and there’s suddenly dozens of people committing minor crimes even though they didn’t necessarily want to, Harvey Dent is there to represent every single one of them.
  • One of the other villains that’s trying to redeem themselves, like Harley or something, needs legal help; doesn’t want to end up in Arkham again or is just plain having a hard time; Harvey is there to help.
  • The other lawyers absolutely fucking hate him now, because he’s still mostly doing it to help out. Sometimes he doesn’t even take payment for cases.
  • At some stage Batman needs legal representation and comes knocking on Harvey’s door, and at first Harvey is just really confused, but then he goes along with it.

Okay. We have additions because it’s slow at work today and we keep coming up with ideas.

  • When Harvey first starts out no-one wants to hire him because he’s Two Face, and he has to work really hard to move past that.
  • There’s still so much corruption in the legal system and no-one wants Harvey to win cases, so he actually has a really bad record of losing.
  • But sometimes Wayne Enterprises steps in to pay bail or something.
  • And Harvey doesn’t give up, even though it’s really tempting and sometimes the failures make his own battle even harder.
  • Some of the big villains (Black Mask, Joker…) start coming after Harvey because his work means that more of their mooks are turning in evidence against them, or getting out of a life of crime etc. But others are totally fine with it because they know they might need his help some day.
  • Harvey has to defend Red Hood and the Outlaws. It is a mess.
  • This ties in to Harley’s redemption arc as well. After he defends her they become really good friends and regularly help each other out for free.

The faces guitarists make when playing. The poses they have when playing. The smiles they flash at the crowd when playing. The guitar tricks they do. Guitarists. If this sight isn’t the most beautiful thing on the planet I don’t know what is.