playing softball

soccer player jungkook

Originally posted by donewithjeon

  • okay so believe it or not this request has been sitting in my inbox forever and i need to do something before my feelings eat me alive so lemme go on about this au which you know is a fave of mine
  • the request never specified which sport so guess what i’m gonna pick
  • wow surprise, it’s soccer!!
  • you’re looking for some fun fun ways to get in shape right?? like all your friends go to the gym or whatever but that really isn’t your style okay so you’re like, maybe a young adult sports league would be wild,,, sign me up
  • a lot of the stuff isn’t very appealing like softball?? where’s the fun in that?? do you even do that much exercising??
  • i played softball so i can say that okay
  • and like that league is always dominated with old beer dads and you’re like no thanks,,,
  • most people younger, and like more your age, you realize, end up in the coed soccer league!!
  • which is wild, you can get down with that
  • even if you’ve never played soccer, you wonder how hard it can be
  • after all the flyers say this is supposed to be a casual league right?? so what’s the harm
  • you’ll get to meet new people right and exercise at least twice a week, probably more, so it’s worth a shot!!
  • none of your friends are willing to join the soccer league though,,, they rather stay boring and be at the gym
  • you decide to sign up regardless though because hey, what could it hurt to try??
  • you send in your application and money and whatever
  • you’re like time to brush up on my soccer skills
  • so you do what any normal person would do and you watch every single world cup, both mens and womens, so you can get a hang for the sport itself right? and also figure out some rad techniques to use when you’re actually on the field
  • after that you’re like man i should try to go out to the park and practice my baller skills
  • so you go to the local park and you’re like okay let’s start with the basics…
  • and you go for juggling and if you play soccer you know that’s not basic
  • if you don’t play soccer, juggling is wild and you use your feet and knees and legs and chest and whatever to keep the ball in the air and from touching the ground for as long as you can!!
  • you’re like wow i bet this will be easy!!
  • okay the problem is that this isn’t very easy
  • and you end up kicking the ball super hard and it soars across the park and you’re like! oh yikes!
  • and you hear someone curse and groan and you’re like Oh YiKeS
  • you race over to where you think you kicked the ball and there’s two dudes standing there and the one is in hysterics and the other one is rubbing the back of his head
  • the laughing one is really tiny and his hair is black and he’s pale and he’s dressed in a sweater that’s way too big for him
  • the other one is god?
  • no wait jk it’s jeongguk
  • you don’t know that yet though
  • he’s standing there, glaring at you, and he looks actually really offended??
  • cute though like he has war of hormone era hair because i’m writing this and i do what i want
  • you start to apologize profusely and you’re like unsure of what to do??
  • like should you hold him or should you get the ball or like idk what do people do in this situation??
  • “omg im so sorRY!! i was practicing for this league im joining right and-!!”
  • “wow, you a goalie or something?? kind of a good punt you got there.” and he’s smiling now and he doesn’t look very offended anymore and it’s really a nice look on him
  • “uh n-no, actually-”
  • the other guy speaks and he’s like “come on kook, we gotta get to hoseok’s place before he beats us up for coming to his preseason ritual occult sacrifice”
  • “party. the word you’re looking for is party, yoongi”
  • “same thing”
  • jeongguk nods at you though and he gives you this little wink, then tosses your ball back and you’re so flustered that you almost drop it tbh
  • “catch you later?” and he gives this cute wave then he’s off!!
  • and you’re like oMG how embarrassing!!
  • you don’t really think much about him though! because he he’s a random boy you almost gave a concussion, nothing intense like that
  • but then
  • then kids
  • you show up to the first night of practice for your team
  • you’re kinda nervous because you don’t know anyone and like wow sketchy because you’re alone
  • you’re carrying your water bottle and soccer ball
  • there’s too many people there’s probably twenty people and you’re probably one of the youngest here??
  • and you’re like yikes panic modE ACTIVATED
  • nobody even pays you any mind and you’re like maybe i can slip away without anyone realizing i was even on the team to begin with
  • but then
  • “hey, you know nobody can hold the ball but the goalie right?”
  • you spin and low and behold, it’s the boy you nearly wrecked with the soccer ball a few weeks ago!!
  • your face heats up because boy is in a tight shirt and some shorts and his hair is pushed back on his forehead by a hairband and you’re!!!
  • he laughs and gives you this cute bunny smile and you’re like wow i’m so glad i decided to sport for once
  • he sticks his hand out and you awkwardly drop your stuff to shake it and he’s all !!!
  • “i’m jeongguk! but you can call me kookie! that’s what everyone here calls me. i’m the captain, nice to meet you again”
  • and you’re like wth the captain you look like you’re seven or something but then you look at those,,, toned muscles again,,, and you’re like yah that makes perfect sense
  • he asks you your name and you tell him and you guys are about to talk more but then six more guys come running over and jeongguk is like !!!
  • you recognize the small tiny one from before
  • jeongguk is like “these are my best friends!!”
  • he points to the one with linebacker shoulders and the pretty face “that’s jin, he plays defense but he prefers sitting on the sidelines and playing nurse when needed!”
  • he points to a tanned boy with narrow eyes and a boxy smile “this is taetae. he plays middie, with jimin…”
  • he points to a blind boy with chubby cheeks and an angelic smile and he waves at you!!
  • there’s one boy with a really big smile and he’s jumping excitedly and before jeongguk can talk he’s all “i’m hoseok!! i play midfield too!’ i’m not very good but it’s fun!!”
  • and the little angry one is like “hoseok stfu you’re amazing okay.”
  • jeongguk rolls his eyes “that’s yoongi. he plays defense too.”
  • then he points to another tanned boy with sharp features and big dimples and he’s like “that’s namjoon! he’s on defense too, funny huh??”
  • and you’re like wth where is the offense,,,
  • and jeongguk shrugs kinda “i’m the goalie”
  • because i feel like everyone would assume he’s offense, like the star scorer right?? but nah jeongguk is a really humble kid and he’s really someone i think who does a lot of work behind the scenes to make everything fun together smoothly
  • also flexible and agile and nimble because dancer can you see it because i can
  • they all ask you what you play and you’re like uh whatever they need me to play i guess,,,
  • you’re assuming it’ll be offense or something but nah,,,
  • because guess what jeongguk already has the hots for you and he’s like wow do we need someone else on defense i think we do,,,
  • anyway practice starts and as the night goes along you’re like is jeongguk even real??
  • because he’s running drills like a professional and he’s also super sweet and kind to everyone and he always pushes everyone to work their hardest!! and he’s always willing to offer helpful critique when he sees fit
  • but he’s also super willing to let others critique him
  • tbh he starts practice with indian runs though
  • so basically everyone is in a line and you’re running, and the person in the back runs to the front, and then that person yells next or whatever, and the new person in the back rubs to the front, and you just keep going
  • you’re like running for what seems like years and you and yoongi keep whining about your very near death and tbh you’re pretty sure seokjin is about to cry
  • but jeongguk is going strong and the sweat is dropping down the face but it’s such a natural look for him? like he belongs out here on the field??  
  • you wanna rub it in your friends faces that you’ve met the most beautiful wonderful perfect human ever but you won’t
  • oh btw jeongguk pushes everyone hard but he’s always asking if anyone needs a water break and tbh seokjin does after every drill
  • but like even the older members of the team really respect and love him and it’s so endearing you can tell that the team really functions like a family
  • you actually love going to practice every week because at first he’s like once a week until we get into the swing of things!!
  • you really get close to jeongguk’s friends especially, especially especially yoongi and jin, they baby you tbh,,,
  • the three of you always get scolded for slacking but tbh jeongguk is too afraid of seokjin to yell at him much and he has such a soft spot for yoongi,,, and you,,, so you guys get away with goofing off a lot
  • one of the traditions every practice, is at the end of the night to finish off practice with a shoot off
  • so it’s like y’all stand in a line and wait your turn, then stand at the penalty line and shoot on jeongguk
  • he promises anyone that can win against him some candy bars of their choice!!
  • nobody ever wins
  • the only one that ever gets close is yoongi because jeongguk is too busy cooing over him to pay much attention
  • ahaha no hoseok and taehyung plus some random people have some pretty good shots and jeongguk actually has to put up effort to block their shots??
  • you’re not the first one to get out but you definitely don’t make it to the final rounds
  • you usually end up sitting at the goal post with namjoon and jin, because the others are still in it to win it
  • one of these nights, namjoon is like,,, “i’m glad you’re on this team. jeongguk, yah he’s captain, but he never really personally interacts with anyone but us. he likes you.”
  • which isn’t a lie
  • like you guys have a drill and jeongguk is like “whenever someone is on you, make sure you use your body to block them out. use your body to protect the ball.”
  • and he’s like wow time to demonstrate this,,,,
  • hoseok shoves you forward and jeongguk gets so red and he just stares at you dumbly before he just kinda “you good sure it?”
  • and you’re like haha sure how bad can it be
  • well kids lemme tell you
  • it’s bad
  • like i remember playing and my ass was all up on someone as i was trying to shove them away with my rear?? i was good at it though because i’m extra aggressive tbh yikes like imagine yoongi and namjoon goofing off though
  • anyway jeongguk keeps the ball at his feet and he gives you this smirk like come and get it
  • you’re like um !!
  • because like he’s basically
  • and you’re !!!
  • because muscles oh yIKES
  • you kinda go up to him and try to kick the ball out from between his legs but that doesn’t work
  • you don’t wanna get up on him though yikes
  • so you kinda try again and he rolls his eyes!!
  • he turns to face you but jimin kicks a ball at his feet and jeongguk trips and both of you go toppling down
  • can you tell i live for this cliche
  • everyone, even the older people, ooh and ahh and hoseok and jimin are holding each other and squealing
  • jeongguk stares at you with wide eyes and god the first time since you’ve met him, he looks nervous??
  • he quickly pushes away from you and you’re like omG OMG OMG
  • ready to die
  • jeongguk calls a water break and everyone starts giggling like kids
  • he helps you up and he refuses to make eye contact and he just kinda looks down as you dust yourself off
  • he won’t look at you for the rest of practice
  • yikes !!
  • okay but imagining picking out jerseys !!
  • it’s wild because everyone has their lucky numbers (jeongguk’s is thirteen)
  • and everyone is squabbling over what they want and jeongguk grabs one and tosses it at you
  • your brows furrow in confusion and you kinda
  • you unfold it though and it’s, believe it or not, number one
  • he kinda brushes by you and leans close for just enough time to whisper “because you’re my number one”
  • and you are!!
  • you do end up playing defense, and you play sweeper, which is the defender closest to the goalie when you’re playing a diamond defense
  • so basically you’re the last line of defense before jeongguk and at first you’re like shouldn’t we put someone,,, good here??
  • and jeongguk gets all offended like are you questioning my judgment as coach do you want to run laps or something
  • but you guys have a really good dynamic!!
  • like he knows when to let you do your own thing but he also feels comfortable in asking you to either go and attack or let him get it
  • you two always chat when the ball is down at the other end of the field!!
  • probably flirt more than anything and the other defenders just gag especially namjoon and yoongi
  • okay but
  • your team is amazing?? like probably the best in the young adult league?? you guys are on the way to win the championship
  • which is wild for jeongguk because he’s a super competitive person so he’s like yes time to gO
  • worst part of the season because jeongguk thinks in order to win it’s time to push yourself past your limits?? is like practice even practice anymore?? nah you just run for years on end
  • in games leading up to the tournament he gets a lot more controlling with plays and he’s a little high strung during games??
  • okay but it’s your last game before playoffs
  • and you’re playing your rival team so everyone is already on edge!!
  • even you because jeongguk is so stressed he looks like he’s about to pull out his hair and you just wanna kiss his face and make it better
  • but nah, you just chew your lip and stare and jimin and tae tease you for your crush
  • okay but this team
  • this team plays dirty
  • like tripping and pulling jerseys and shoving and it’s always a mess when you play them
  • refs usually call things but today NOTHING is being called and jin is already nursing three minor wounds from the sidelines
  • okay heads up jeongguk’s rival is on this team and it’s this haughty butt cheek person who always tries to score on him and thinks they’re the shit but really aren’t and isn’t actually as good a player as everyone builds them up to be anywAY
  • you’re always saving the ball before it even gets to jeongguk and people are getting annoyed with that
  • really annoyed
  • second half has just started and you’re going to block the ball when jeongguk’s rival comes up and rams you to the ground
  • you can’t stop yourself from hitting the ground, hard
  • everything goes black and you feel like you’re nonexistent for a few seconds and you can’t tell if your eyes are opened or closed?? nothing makes sense and you can’t make anything out at all
  • somewhere in the background you can hear cursing and yelling but you’re just laying there, senseless
  • jeongguk loses it okay, downright loses it
  • his rival can trash him, and trash his team, and be a prideful can of anchovies, but they are not allowed to ever lay a hand on you
  • he runs up to the kid and he grabs the guy by the collar and he’s like “man what the hell are you thinking?!”
  • and the kid just smirks and shrugs and jeongguk loses it and socks the kid in the nose
  • hell breaks lose
  • everyone is screaming and chasing each other around and jumping on each other’s back
  • jeongguk hurries over to you and picks you up in his arms and he carries you over to jin who immediately starts to go through concussion protocol
  • you three sit there and watch as hoseok tackles someone to the floor and as tae starts a screaming contest with someone else
  • jeongguk is so so so worried he’s asking jin if you’re gonna make it and jin is like,,,, honey they’re awake,,,
  • you laugh but then wince because yes your head does hurt, very badly
  • jeongguk hands you his water bottle and forces you to drink because it’s supposed to help
  • he then lets you rest your head in his lap as the brawl continues
  • you guys get kicked out of the tournament
  • that’s okay though
  • you guys have your own scrimmage to celebrate the end of the season
  • your head is better by then
  • the scrimmage is wild and jeongguk cheats by picking you up and carrying you off to the sidelines whenever you dribble and try to score on him
  • the night ends with the shoot off,,,
  • you and yoongi are the only two left believe it or not and yoongi misses on purpose,,,
  • competitive jeongguk won’t lose no matter who it is though,,,
  • you poise yourself to shoot and jeongguk smirks and you’re like wow lover boy!!!
  • you aim and fire but before he can block it, jimin and hoseok pull him off to the side so you do make the goal!!
  • and everyone is screaming and cheering because wow jeongguk has been defeated!!
  • he kinda stares at you in shock before running over and pulling you into his arms
  • “instead of candy how about i take you on a date huh?”
  • you laugh and nod “hershey kisses sound nice too though…”
  • his eyebrows shoot up and he kinda !! before leaning down and kissing your lips very softly
  • the end i love my son
Moreid headcannons
  •  Flirting during cases and Reid getting flustered. 
  •  Prank wars that lead to sex 
  • Morgan reading to Reid on bad days  
  • Reid lying in Morgan’s lap and Morgan stroking his hair. 
  •  Morgan teaching Reid how to play softball or some other sport and wrapping his arms around him to ‘help' 
  •  Dates involving drinks at bars, walks in parks , Museums, libraries and baby sitting Henry 
  •  Low key PDA - side hugs, hair ruffling and shoulder squeezes 
  •  Morgan being even more over protective than usual when partnered with Reid . 
  •  Sitting together on plane rides and sharing headphones 
  • When Reid rambles for too long Morgan kisses him to shut him up. 
  • Forcing Morgan to dress up for Halloween and couple costumes like Spider-Man and Deadpool or Robin and Batman 
  • When they get married Garcia becomes the surrogate mother 
  •  And she uses this as an excuse to spoil the kid 
  •  Reid loves leaving hickeys and biting during sex and making out and Morgan loves pulling Reid’s hair. 
  •  Overall they would be the softest most adorable relationship ever

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I was wondering if it were possible to get an update on the baseball tag? Thankyou so much guys, you're so awesome xx

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Tryouts by Inell (1/1 | 8,613 | NC17)

Stiles decides to attend open tryouts for the Beacon University varsity baseball team. Afterwards, he ends up bonding with the team in the locker room and connecting with his high school crush, Derek Hale.

aka

Stiles is the alpha’s mate but doesn’t even know werewolves exist, and they have a sexy courtship while he bangs the baseball team.

Homerun by 42hrb (1/1 | 924 | G)

Stiles and Derek play on a coed softball team in New York and everything is happy.

Written for the SWN Summer Bingo - Baseball Square

I’m sad that Falsettos is limited run because

  1. The cast deserves job security and we only know about Christian’s plans
  2. Anthony is having so much fun (and so is his family)
  3. Brandon needs to be Mendel forever
  4. We need something to keep Tracie in NY

BUT MOSTLY

The Broadway Softball League plays in the summer, and it would be so funny if the cast sang The Baseball Game when Anthony was up to bat

PSA

Saying we can’t use a character “looking gay” as evidence for their sexuality is Bad. Don’t say that.
Here’s the thing; I look gay. Two of my closest friends who identify as lesbian Look Gay. Of COURSE not all lesbians have short dyed hair, and not all gay guys dress well, but damn if that girl has short colorful hair and repeatedly rejects potential male love interests and plays softball (or quidditch), or that boy bites his lip while telling another guy he looks good and dresses better than I do, I’m gonna raise an eyebrow.
Honestly, assuming everyone is straight is extremely damaging to questioning LGBT youth. I grew up around a narrative that Everyone Is Straight. I didn’t even know what “gay” meant until I was twelve, and my reaction was essentially, “wait, that’s a thing?” The assumption that everyone is straight until proven queer is disgusting. No one has to prove they are straight to the rest of the world. If anything, I’m fighting to prove I’m gay. I cut my hair. Pretty soon I’m gonna dye it. I dress more androgynously. And yet, I’m still met with shock whenever I come out to people.
If I, a lesbian, relate to a character and wish to believe they are gay like me, I’m not hurting you. Stop telling LGBT people they’re “stereotyping” themselves and let us take the representation we can get.