playing horror

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Ethan:</b> We [him & Josh] played a horror game and that's all he said "the cunt's near me" "the cunt" "THE CUNT!"<p/><b>Vik:</b> Very foul-fucking langauge!<p/><b>Josh:</b> Remember the times when Vik wouldn't even believe in that word. He would feel dishonoured to say that word-<p/><b>Vik:</b> Then you fuckers came along.<p/><b>Josh:</b> Before Vik moved to our house, back in the day, he was fine, respected by his family, didn't swear. Now he's a pedophile, he swears like a trooper! Poor Vik, now he knows Grime lyrics<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
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My Let’s Play of between me and the night

anonymous asked:

Ethan playing a bunch of horror games and then getting scared so he runs to TY and Mark (because lets face it they probably stay up later than him) and they give him cuddles and they all end up falling asleep on the couch under a fuzzy blanket 🇺🇸

aaa fuck thats cute

-they make a pillow fort and watch a movie to try to calm eth down
-ty plays w eths hair and mark holds his hand and tells him its ok and no monster is gonna get him
-eth is paranoid that the whole time some shadowy figure is gonna appear behind them but ty and mark tell him theyll fight the bitch
-then they fall asleep and eth doenst have any nightmares bc hes got mark and ty w him and they make him feel safe and happy aaaaa

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that’s right… it’s a monster factory boy compilation

me: I’m fine.
what I actually mean: why is Kit Walker so underrated when not only is he one of Evan Peter’s best characters on American Horror Story but is also an incredibly sweet, pure, loving, genuinely a good person AND also goes from hot gas station worker to hot (innocent) convict to cute 60s hippie dad………… why is he slept on when he’s such an angel???

Things Said While Playing Scary Games pt 3

This series ended up being a lot more popular than I thought, so here’s the third installment! Enjoy!

“I’m running amuck, what does it look like?”
“This isn’t weird. I’m just talking. To myself. Alone. In the dark.”
“There’s a free-range lumberjack somewhere out here.”
“BUT I WAS ONCE THE MOST MYSTICAL MAN IN ALL RUSSIA!”
“Thaaaaat’s an old man penis.”
“Get shit on, you hell-beast!”
“[name], you literal piece of flaming dog feces.”
“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! I’M A MONSTER!”
“I told you to tell me a story but you didn’t have to tell me THAT much.”
“Don’t mind me, I’m just doing the Monster Mash.”
“I will punch you in the head with my legs.”
“See this pipe? It’s going up your ass in two seconds.”
“Look at this miscellaneous hodgepodge!”
“What’s going on in here? Having a party without me? Well fuck you.”
“You’re doing some kind of horrible ritual, I see. Welp. That’s nice.”
“I have a severed head. Does that do anything for ya?”
“Welp, time to bend over and accept my fate.”
“I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE!”
“Finally I get a chance to just wreck every fucking thing I see.”
“I know the twist now. I AM the monster.”
“I’m just gonna slow-mo walk out of here like a badass, don’t mind me.”
“I think I see something in the dista–OH GOD!”
“This place has really gone to the donkeys. I’d say ‘dogs’ but dogs are cute.”
“How do you do, you insufferable wanker?”
“[name] can shove it up their ugly ass.”
“You look like Jeff the Killer and I hate you.”
“Get dunked on, nerd.”
“THE HELLEVATOR IS GOING DOOOOWN!”
“Nothing bad ever happens in a portable toilet.”
“GET OFF MY LAWN!”
“I saw your face and thought it was something I cared about.”
“Oh God, I’m a wreck.”
“I thought we were friends! And you betrayed me!”
“I’m sure there was something important to do, but honestly I was too busy singing a song about butts.”