playing bioshock

The Houses as Video Game Things

Hufflepuff:

Only picking the nice dialogue options. Carrying around way too much stuff because “what if it might be helpful later?”  Pausing a fight because you’re about to die and need to use a health potion. Being really good at puzzles and minigames. Balancing your skills so that you do well in a fight, regardless of the circumstances. Never wearing matching armor. Fighting the same enemy over and over again and cheering when you finally beat them. Panicking whenever dark music starts to play. Having to walk everywhere because you’re carrying too much to fast-travel.

Ravenclaw:

Spending 2+ hours on the customize character screen. Getting emotionally attached to the NPCs. Using actual strategy to plan out your quests/fights. Always having a lot of money but never having anything to spend it on.  Spending all of your level-up points in one category.Never getting caught when you steal things, but only taking small items because you’re afraid that someone will notice if you take something big. Wasting a lot of lockpicks on something that doesn’t even have good items in it. Placing waaay too many manual map-markers because you can never find your destination otherwise.

Slytherin: 

Spending too much time on side-quests instead of working on the main objective. Accidentally walking into a ridiculously difficult battle when you’re only level 2. Using long distance weapons to fights the enemies because you’re terrible in close combat. Forgetting what quest you were working on because you got distracted by a hunt for a random object. Actually using resistance potions/spells/e.t.c. Having conversations with companions and unlocking extra quests. Forgetting which buttons on your controller do what and having to spend a couple minutes to figure it out.

Gryffindor:

Forgetting to save and having go way back to the beginning of the quest when you die. Screaming out loud whenever something scary happens. Getting lost in a location that you’ve been to 50+times. Sneaking? What is that? You run straight into the open and hope you won’t die. Not understanding what the different stats for your weapons mean and picking the one that looks the coolest. Always forgetting that you have helpful items and never using them when you need them.

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Favourite game franchise played: Bioshock | The Collection
                   Happy 10th Anniversary to Bioshock!!!

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Video Game Challenge: [3/7] Female Characters

↠ Elizabeth Comstock, BioShock Infinite

  • my pure, innocent co-worker who is playing Bioshock for the first time: oh my god I can't believe Ryan killed Atlas' family!!!! How could he do such a thing!!! All Atlas wants is to help the people of Rapture!!1
  • me, an all-knowing seasoned Bioshock garbage can awaiting his dreams to be crushed: yes,,,.., much helpful is Atlas,,,,, he's very,,,, k indly, isn't he,,,..,,,
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get to know me meme | [2/5] male characters ; andrew ryan ( bioshock ) 

“ the assassin has overcome my final defense, and now, he’s come to murder me. in the end, what separates a man from a slave? money? power? no. a man chooses ; a slave obeys. you think you have memories: a farm, a family, an airplane, a crash, and then this place. was there really a family? did that airplane crash, or was it hijacked? forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life until activated by a simple phrase from their kindly master? was a man sent to kill, or a slave? “