player(off)

Having my players walk around an island that is considered hallowed ground.
Rogue does a spot check and sees a beautiful red bird.
Rogue: I sense motive on the bird
DM: okay…
Rogue rolls a natural 20
DM: somehow you intuit that it is a demi-god that is watching you
Rogue: Seriously?? I ask it why it’s there
DM: it looks at you confused and flies away

Super fabulous YA lit meme → Five protagonists || 2/5: Adam Parrish, The Raven Cycle

Being Adam Parrish was a complicated thing, a wonder of muscles and organs, synapses and nerves. He was a miracle of moving parts, a study in survival. The most important thing to Adam Parrish, though, had always been free will, the ability to be his own master.

Rant

Honestly I’m getting super annoyed with some girls. Idk what it is to make guys seem so bad and how they’re cheaters and rapers and just all of these bad things (which I’m not trying to say they’re not I know there is a lot) but you girls have no room to talk. At all. There’s women out there who just as well EQUALLY as much as guys rape, cheat and all as well. I’m not supporting either gender, and who’s better. But seeing girls constantly throwing shade about guys, like there’s so much crap about guys. Are they ever gonna show crap about girls? You guys talk bad about how guys cheat in marriages or its disgusting when guys date younger girls when there’s women who are cheating just as well in marriages and dating younger guys but bc they’re a girl it’s okay. This is just something that has been bothering me because I wish everything and everyone was equal instead of trying to shame a gender and making the whole gender seem bad when really both genders are EQUALLY as bad and not mainly just one.