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Ohh yes… Halamshiral might be one of my favourite missions in DAI, but I am still EXTREMELY PISSED OFF by:

  • the lack of dresses for female members of the Inquisition
  • that asslong dancing sequence with damn Florianne while you only get 0,0005s of awkward dance on a balcony with your LI
  • ORLEASIANS
  • these stupid locked doors that can be opened only by rogue Inquisitors because FUCK MAGES AND WARRIORS
  • seriously, where the fuck is a pretty dress and mask for my Inquisitor???
  • Cole who would instantly crack Florianne’s plan if he got closer to her but somehow he ended up in private quarters on the second floor how convienient
  • the lack of Varric’s interactions with his greatest Orleasian fans discussing the best parts of Swords and Shields
  • inability of grabbing Cullen’s bottom yourself
  • your LI who gives literally 0 fucks about your dance with Florianne and THAT AWKWARD BOW
  • Dorian who didn’t dance with 10 silk scarves after all
  • why I couldn’t do pranks and eat cookies with Sera in the palace???
  • CAPRISE COINS. WHY?
  • Iron Bull whose behaviour was waaaAAAAAaaaay too good
  • Solas… actually… ENJOYING HIMSELF??????
  • Cassandra not punching some dumb nobleman in his face. Accidentally. A few times.
  • THE LACK OF FUCKING DRESSES
  • Celene being busy like all the time and sending some fancy ladies to talk with you, while she was standing alone on the balcony
  • THAT STUPID, INEVITABLE DANCE WITH FLORIANNE
  • the lack of Leliana and Morrigan’s interactions (C’MON! LELIANA WOULD MAKE FUN OF MORRIGAN BECAUSE SHE WORE THE DRESS WHICH LELIANA DESCRIBED IN DA ORIGINS)
  • also… just Morrigan in a fancy dress “working” at the court [Warden’s muffled laughter in the background]
  • Vivienne really not playing The Game. Like at all. And we know she would make everyone kneel there.
  • hey! I really want to hear all the stories about Josie’s childhood! B(
  • the party would be so much better if King Alistair happened to be there and you could accidentally make him the Orlesian Emperor
  • or make yourself the emperor because what would be more offensive to Orleasians than… perhaps a mage qunari on their throne? :’)))
  • or even a stable boy, but not THIS TRIO OR CORYPHULLUS
  • Blackwall who should charm all the ladies there and not brood in the dark corner
  • ah, did I mention… DRESSES?!
  • I can bet no one saw me climbing that railing to get to the private rooms in the garden full of people :’)

but at the same time I got to see this

so like I said… Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts is one of my fave quests, it’s perf <3

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Your life was my life’s best part

Disclaimer:  this is fanfiction

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ok im trying to play this game again. my quis this time is aviva lavellan, a wide-eyed idealist who’s honestly terrified of this whole thing, but also kinda likes the idea that she’s chosen by andraste. she thinks andraste was one hell of a person, but the chantry today is absolutely terrifying to her. (she also totally buys the theory that andraste was a mage.) she’s a spirit mage and shes gonna smooch cass

“Now I don’t know how Tidings work where you’re from, but the way mine raised me, pulling a job and then stabbing your team in the back…pardon the pun, but that shit don’t fly.”

I also think I like the phrase “royal send-off” as kenku slang for a hit (or funeral i guess). Because, you know, Raven Queen being their goddess and all. And every mafia-inspired group should have euphemisms for death/murder. ‘The big sleep’ or ‘meet your maker’ or 'pushing up daisies’ or 'wearing a pine overcoat’. That sort of thing.

I’ve never write about the day(s) I met Dianna, and one day I will do it properly but I just wanna say one thing that came to my mind today and make me smile. After the photos, the autographs and gave her the presents and said goodbye to her I realized that I’d lost 20£ that I had on my pocket. The receptionist girl helped me a lot asking to others workers to looked for the bill and like ten minutes later they found it, meanwhile they were looking for the money Dianna was just next to us drinking something with some friends, unreal. So as you think all this time I was staring at her furtively.
When I had my money back I started to pick up all my stuffs very slowly and when we (my friends and I) are in our way to the exit I said that I wanna say ‘goodbye’ to her or something because I couldn’t leave the theatre just like that. My friends said 'no’ cause that could be too much but I couldn’t resist it and I went to her table and highly educated and shameful and with good-girl voice I said 'Dianna goodbye thanks for everything’ and she smiled and said 'bye, take care’ with her killer smile.
And all of this without knowing that I will see her again the next day.

And all of this memories make me think that I wanna write down everything about this amazing two day for no forget anything.

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It’s the final round. The race to determine who will win the date with Candace and who will be left behind with the rest of the bottom guys.

Dominic vs. Locke

Dominic takes the lead early on, a pro at this by now. He avoids his usual hang up but ends up dangling in the same spot as last time. Locke gets stuck, manages to fix himself, and ends up hanging on by a thread as well. He’s able to recover but not quick enough.

Dominic hits the buzzer and is the ultimate winner!

Dominic: “YESSS! DO YOU GUYS SEE THAT?!”

Locke: “Uh…how do I get down? I’d very much like to get down now.”