[Prompt fill to continue this NonBinary Masc Hux pregnancy story - I Made Your Favourite. 3,829 words. Trigger for mpreg, alcohol, weight/food issues.]
It was all Mitaka’s fault.
Well, that probably wasn’t fair, but Hux was going to have to blame someone because accepting that he was being both irrational and a tad naive really wasn’t his style.
The problem had started a month ago, at that bloody conference. Hux had just given- in his not so humble opinion- the presentation of the day, if not the whole week. He’d secured £18 million in new business for the company and his proposals looked set to become the industry standard. He was riding high.
But he was also drenched in sweat. He, Phasma, and Mitaka had decided to take a well deserved coffee break, but it was too fucking hot outside to wear his suit jacket. So he’d just slung it over his shoulder like he had a million times before.
Except the posture pulled his shirt tight, and now there was more than his usual binder-smoothed lines on show. Kylo had bought him a new half length binder, and Hux had felt certain that he wasn’t showing yet, but…
Hux was staring wistfully into the confectionary cabinet while they stood in line at Costa when an overly familiar finger prodded at his middle.
“You might want to start laying off the donuts, boss. I know we said we’d fatten you up, but maybe go for a smoothie?” Mitaka said with a laugh, his finger still poking gently at what he thought was fat.
Request: So I was rewatching the demon!dean eps and had an idea cause he was playing piano in that one scene when Sammy finally confronts him. What if deamon!dean x reader fluff where he plays piano for reader or they have to play it for him to calm him down?
<b>Antis:</b> muke hate eachother<p/><b>Me:</b> okay but honey michael literally made a poll about what he thinks of luke a.k.a his baby boy and asked us what do we even think about him and the polls were fucking adorable and he loves luke's rapunzel inspired hair okay? Also on that same day he even made a small video of them dancing to the friends theme song probably making out right after the camera shut off don't fuckin fight me on this hoe<p/></p>
So, my new Xbox One Elite controller came in today (hooray for Amazon Prime!) and I will say I’m actually quite pleased with it - the buttons are new (yay no more mushy A and B buttons, lol) and changing out d-pad so it’s just the 4 directions has made my Seraphim swapping so much more accurate it’s amazing. I’ve had issues with the 360 d-pad and accidentally swapping in Lailah or Edna when I actually wanted Mikleo or Dezel/Zaveid instead, and having that precision when I use the d-pad has made me so much happier. Also:
But that’s not why you’re reading this post. Because obviously, if I got a new controller, I continued The Grand Adventure of Edgelord Puppy and Fanservice Kitty, and you’re here for screenshot gems like these:
Oops. Maybe telling the assassin-popstar that the Seraphim are ghosts was a bad idea. But no? Not your flavor? Or maybe something like these might be (behind a cut because this post is getting long):
Heyyy, a gamer dudebro found my DA comic and posted “DA3 SUCKS” on it and like “IT WAS MADE BY ANGRY LESBIANS” and it’s like
1. Chill pill, dude, chill, bro, chill
2. Angry lesbians? I WISH
3. Maybe don’t look at my comic? You can just… ignore it, that IS possible. I know it’s SO HARD that you came across a comic where I’m enjoying telling the story about my Inquisitor’s love life and you just HAD TO SCREAM TO THE WORLD THAT YOU HATE THE GAME like yes, what a big grown up boy you are we’re all very impressed
lol, anyway, I’m at the moment responding to every other comment on the page and ignoring his. Not sure if he’s just a sad, sad lonely gamer who needs attention or is an actual troll, so I’m not sure if he’s worth banning yet. If he gets anymore homophobic tho for sure.
Also tempted to respond “okay” to his comments lol (can I mention his tirade was like a paragraph long with no punctuation? like CLASSIC lol
like, guys………………..if there were any Actual Real Life confirmage of Any of th heroes being ace
You Would Know
this blog would become nothing but me screaming incoherently for at least 4 days straight in all caps, all bold, the only thing i reblog is screenshots of whatever confirming source it was, i probably would be crying and record myself doing so
it would be a Real Big Huge thing and not just ‘#confirmed’