You're an amusing person. Seriously, so thank you for a laugh :) With that said, you also seem highly delusional since you keep making up things, but that's not highly surprising either. Never played water-polo, sorry. Nah, just, average people have bigger things to worry about. Like, you know, surviving. Your gif is funny, because, yet again, you fail to acknowledge how you make everything about you by continuously victimizing yourself, while you are no better than people you bemoan about.
You, wiping diamond tears with a silk handkerchief provided by your butler Geeves: “Who will care about my needs? My failed foray into the liberal arts, my long distance relationship with a white Norwegian model with terf bangs, my own journey to find my own intelligence??? You still love me, don’t you Geeves?"
Geeves, politely: "Of course, sir"
Geeves, on the inside: