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WHEN UR AT HOTEL ROOM N THEY GONNA GOTTA CHARGE U 4 WATER HAHAHAHAHA WTF YA RITEE LMFAOO 😂😂😭😭😆😆👵👵💩💩🔥🔥💦💧💥👀👄👅 #relatable #popularpage #magcon

[Person: When you’re at the hotel room and you have to pay for the water. Shut the hell your mouth. There’s free water right here you fucking asshole!
-upbeat song playing-]

Flower Ask
  • DAISY: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • CARNATION: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • JASMINE: What color looks best on you?
  • FOXGLOVE: Name three facts about your family?
  • ALLIUM: What’s the best thing you can cook?
  • ORANGE BLOSSOM: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • CALLA LILY: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • POINSETTIA: Favorite holiday dish?
  • OXLIP: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • PRIMROSE: Favorite kind of soup?
  • DAFFODIL: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?
  • ROSE: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • AMSONIA: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • PEONY: What’s your favorite hot beverage?
  • TULIP: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • MYRTLE: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • HIBISCUS: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • ZINNIA: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • POPPY: What color was your childhood home?
  • HYDRANGEA: Starbucks order?
  • VIOLET: Do you like where you’re from?
  • LOCUST: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • RHODODENDRON: What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?
  • QUEEN ANNE’S LACE: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • MAGNOLIA: Favorite kind of candy?
  • ASTER: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • MARIGOLD: Do you listen to what’s on the radio?
  • HELICONIA: Do you like when it rains?
  • AZALEA: What’s a movie you cried while watching?
  • DANDELION: Do you think you’re important?
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Illinois mom pulls son out of private school after a string of targeted racist incidents

  • After months of racist taunting, an Illinois student captured his bully on video. Now, his mother has pulled him out of school and administrators are investigating.
  • WGN-TV reported that on Monday, Illinois woman Tianna Waits’ posted a video on Facebook of an anti-black song that students played around her 15-year-old son, whom she identified only as Marcus.
  • On the recording, which doesn’t show any faces, a student is playing the song “White Is Right,” by YouTube personality Pink Guy. The song contains the lyrics, “White is right, white is good/ keep those niggers back in the hood.”
  • In the post, Waits also vented about the many alleged racist incidents that happened to her son. Read more (3/17/17 11:08 AM)

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  • what she says: "g*psy"* by fleetwood mac is a really good song
  • what she means: "g*psy" by fleetwood mac is perhaps one of the most beautiful songs ever written. we, as a planet, do not deserve it. before stevie nicks even sings a note, it is already the most goddamn gorgeous song. the first fifteen seconds alone. everyone will always cite works like "silver springs" and "the chain" for insight to stevie's relationship with lindsey and while those are valid, her clear nostalgia and near-longing for a simpler but meaningful time with him makes the love they genuinely had very evident. they shared a single mattress in a shitty apartment, in a room she would decorate with small trinkets to cheer it up, and this is the place the now-famous musician thinks of. that place, and that time. what must she feel every time she sings it? what must lindsey feel? the "lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice" line to describe love alone, jfc. this isn't even touching on the loss of her friend robin anderson, the other inspiration behind the song, who passed away and was "dancing away from you now" as stevie was writing it. it's heartbreaking, it's evocative, and furthermore--

Translation: stop texting me

J: (..) its like ten people in one apartment and they’ll play russe-songs* to get the mood right
MG: russe-songs is fucking pumped up like *mimmicks beat*
MH: ‘let us play a russe-song’ kinda?
MG: they do that on the parties I go to. The girls are totally crazy
J: it’s so often it’s not right with russe-songs where they play russe-songs. You get that, right?
MG: okay, then what do you wanna listen to?
J: I don’t know, if I’m going to a party i wanna listen to some hip-hop, like 90’ shit
MH: Nate Dog
J; yeah, Nate Dog!
MH: he’s awesome
MG: who’s Nate Dog?
J: “who’s Nate Dog”
MH: are you serious?
MG: I haven’t heard anything by Nate Dog
MH: do you know who Snoop Dog is?

J: what’s up, man?
I: nothing, I guess
J: nothing? Anything new with that Even guy?
I: no. Or… I got a new drawing.
J: a new drawing? What’s his deal?
I: I don’t know. He’s… all over the place.
MG: what are you talking about? Are you talking about Even?
MH: what’s going on between you two?
I: nothing’s going on. He’s got a girlfriend.
MG: and he’s also pansexual?
I: I don’t know
MG: and one more thing I’ve thought about sorry if it’s rude but homos, when they have sex. Who’s the guy and who’s the girl?
*J and MH sigh*
MG: what?
I: it’s funny that you ask because I was actually going to ask you the same question, when you have sex who’s the guy and who’s the girl? Then I remembered, you don’t have sex.
J: holy fuck, wow, where did that come from?
MG: it wasn’t that bad a question, was it? I was seriously curious about it

J: but completely honest, I feel as if you let him play you
I: play me?
J: like, he keeps it going but nothing happens, and he’s still dating that girl
I: yeah, but like I can’t control him
J: yeah you can! If you’re like, totally straight up. You send him a text like hey dude, stop with that stuff
I: “yo dude, stop with that stuff”
J: alright, maybe not that but… okay, stop texting me, call me when you’ve broken up with your girlfriend. Straight up. That’s what works.
MH: and if he really is interested he’ll get stressed. We’ve all been there
J: exactly. If you have a thing with a girl, or you wanna hook up with her, but you don’t want anything more,- relationship with her, but she sends you what’s up? I’m fucking tired of you not taking us seriously’ then you get serious at once, you’re not gonna fuck more with her
MG: just when they don’t answer your texts, like they’ve seen your text
J: yeah, but they’re just snakes. Girls who doesn’t… *keeps talking in background*

Text from Isak: hey, thanks for the drawing, but if you’re not interested in anything more just forget it. Call me when you’ve broken up with your girlfriend.
I: I just did it. I sense the text
J: no?! What? That’s not bad!
*all cheer*
J: that surprised me
Text from Even:
What are you doing right now? Can we talk?
MG: was that him?
I: he answered ‘what are you doing right now, can we talk’
J: seriously?
I: what am I going to answer?
MG: call him
J: no, don’t call him! Write: chilling at home
I: chilling at home?
MH: yeah that’s good
I: chilling at home, just call me
J: no, you want him to call you but you have to write it like you don’t want it. Understand? So just wrote 'chilling at home’, and done
I: chilling at home, smiley?
J: no! Chilling at home, done! No feelings, straight up
I: sent

J: he will call
MG: check if it’s a bubble, like he’s writing something
I: no bubble, he won’t answer it’s just how he is
MH: he might be somewhere he can’t speak right now
I: maybe
MG: the beer wasn’t any good today
J: what are you drinking?
MG: tuborg glass. Tastes like plastic or something
J: is it all yeasted out? Oh! It was someone I know that know a guy that know a guy who put yeast in an apple juice box and he in his locker at school to make beer
MH: at school? Must’ve smelled awful
J: yeah that’s what he said, it smelled like shit
MH: he was probably going to party at school
MG: do you know him?
J: no

*doorbell rings*

MH: what’s up, is people coming?
I: you’re my only friends I’ve got. It’s probably Eskild? He fucking forgets his keys all the… it’s Even
Guys: what, Even?
J: seriously, he’s here?
I: I’m not fucking around
MG: it’s Even, we say hi to Even, guys!
I: no! I’m not kidding, out!
MG: why can’t we meet Even?
I: “why can’t we meet Even”
MH: do you have my phone? I can’t find it
*all panick, talk at the same time as they gather their things*
I: go through the back!
MG: you’re wearing my shoe!

I: hey
E: hey

*russe-song is a type of upbeat party song

“We met online.”

How was the first date?

“We went to a movie. Typical. Then we went to a bar…”

“And now we’re here.”

Why choose city hall to get married?

“Because we want a million dollar wedding and we’re not millionaires yet. That’s in the future so we’re getting this out of the way.”

If you could have your first dance right now, what song would play in the background?

Lana Del Rey. Video Games

Describe each other in three words.

“Amazing. Passionate. Beautiful.”

“The love of my life, I mean that’s not one word but it sums it all up.”

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Doodles from waiting at the bus stop, using only my sweet keychains as ref

  • Tony: I literally have one thousand questions. Why is Cap wearing headphones, what's wine and cheese club, and what is Pepper complaining about?
  • Natasha: You, mostly. How you never let her vent 'cuz you're always too busy trying to solve everything for her.
  • Steve: [shouting] You've fallen into a classic trap, Tony! Trying to fix a woman's problems instead of just listening to what they are!
  • Tony: [shouting back] Why are you yelling?
  • Steve: [holding up an iPod] Bruce put all of my records into this rectangle! The songs just play one right after the other! This is an excellent rectangle.
All Hail the Well-Crafted Romance

Honestly, if only all romance stories were such delicious, slow-burn, carefully constructed journeys! 

Most of the time we only have the faintest sense of why two characters are drawn to each other, and mostly it’s “he’s the protagonist” and “she’s the only female character in this story, shrug emoji”. They look at each other from across the room, and boom, done. 

Originally posted by xsinax

Love stories have a basic shorthand, and they require very little in-text justification. A conversation between a male and a female character, and maybe one minor shared interest (”oh look! They both like books!”), and you’re good to go. You don’t need to lead an audience along very much to get them to expect on a heterosexual romantic subplot. Just play the right song at the right moment and everyone gets the message.

But wouldn’t they be so much better if they didn’t rely on the shorthand? If they actually took the time to show us why these characters are drawn to each other?

Originally posted by undermycroftsumbrella

Meanwhile, Sherlock and John’s relationship is being built before our eyes brick by brick.

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Kass. Kass. Kaaassss. KASS. KASS!!!

I’m right here. Play the song for me. My body is ready.

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When you play osu! and HxH’s Reason and Cardcaptor Sakura songs plays right after another hahaha. I thought they would look cute in their uniforms, lol.

Gon and Killua would work together to collect all of Greed Island cards. Alluka would come along and be there to record all of their journey. Killua would make costumes for all of them because… he’s the one with sense of fashion? (whether good or not is another thing, lol). I don’t know what to substitute with the magic wand tho, a magic fishing rod?

Just Hold On only has 13K Shazams.

While we’re all streaming the song on Spotify etc, can everyone please go right now and spend two plays of the song shazaming the crap out of it? Even if 20 people Shazam 100 times each, that’s a huge increase!