Maybe the old and new gods could just settle their differences in a Eurovision style competition.
Technical Boy: plays his vape thing like a kazoo; it is on fire Media: David Bowie outfit and surrounded by TVs that are on fire Mr. Wednesday: sings old Viking songs while ravens play drums that are on fire Bilquis: consumes an electric guitar with her vagina; the guitar is NOT on fire because ow Shadow: mostly stands around looking baffled and flexes his muscles periodically; his undershirt is on fire
STRINGS Violin - Are you a perfectionist? Viola - What makes you different? Cello - Favourite place to be? Double Bass - How do you like to relax? Acoustic Guitar - What instruments do you play? Electric Guitar - Do you experience synesthesia? Electric Bass - What do you want to study? Electric Cello - Favourite composer? Electric Violin - Have you ever been in a musical/play? Harp - Favourite piece you’ve played? Ukulele - Are you a good performer? Sitar - Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Balalaika - Do you enjoy playing sports? Mandolin - Who inspires you?
WOODWINDS Piccolo - Describe your personality Flute - Have you ever gone overseas? Oboe - Favourite kind of weather? Cor Anglais - Introvert, ambivert, or extrovert? Clarinet - How much time do you spend online? Bass Clarinet - Favourite item of clothing? Bassoon - Do you enjoy online shopping? Contrabassoon - Are you brave? Bass Flute - Can you dance? Soprano Saxophone - How many times have you broken a bone? Alto Saxophone - Have you ever pulled an all nighter? Tenor Saxophone - Favourite film? Baritone Saxophone - Describe your dream bedroom
BRASS French Horn - Where are you from? Mellophone - Favourite musical? Trumpet - What makes you happy? Slide Trumpet - Do you like being outdoors? Cornet - Favourite genre of music? Flugelhorn - How do you feel about your past? Bugle - Would you ever join the army? Trombone - Describe your dream meal Valve Trombone - Do you suffer from imposter syndrome? Bass Trombone - Are you reliable? Tenor Horn - What do you aspire to be? Baritone Horn - Do you have perfect pitch? Euphonium - Favourite food? Sousaphone - Who is your hero? Tuba - How/Why did you join Tumblr?
OTHER AEROPHONES Melodica - Do people consider you annoying? Harmonica - What makes you laugh? Accordion - Favourite Tumblr blog? Air Horn - Are you good with kids? Ocarina - Do you know how to do CPR?
Whistle - Favourite smell?
Slide Whistle - What TV shows have you binge-watched? Didgeridoo - Tell a funny story!
Recorder - How well did you do in school?
PERCUSSION Xylophone - Do you like classical music? Marimba - What’s your ringtone? Glockenspiel - Are you talkative? Bongos - Can you jumpstart a car? Wood Block - Describe your dream house Snare Drum - Favourite colour? Bass Drum - Would you want to be able to read minds? Timpani - Do you enjoy meeting new people? Gong - Are you a loud or soft person? Triangle - Could you imagine being the President/Prime Minister? Steel Drum - Favourite season?
so the original endings for heathers were weird as FUCK
one of the concepts for an ending was everything is the same except martha randomly stabs veronica, calls her heather and then leaves
it got rejected
dan’s big ending for heathers is the prom in heaven ending
veronica stops jd and starts to leave, but then she thinks about what he told her and realizes he’s right. life is hell, nobody gets along, everything is pointless, etc. so she straps the bomb to herself and stands at the front of the school, blowing herself up which sets off all the other thermals which are still active. the school goes kaboom
it’s a dreadful and tragic ending, but reading the script, i thought it was strange that it was cut! it was incredibly interesting, the dialogue and the staging… but then i realized the movie didn’t end there. there was more. dan wrote MORE. and i made the mistake of reading on
the script depicted a morose prom with a banner that read something like ‘oh the humanity!’. i don’t have the script ON me, but if people are interested, i could type it up here
courtney and one of the boys are feeding punch to their baby. heather duke is dancing like a maniac with a random nerd. ram shows up and shyly hands flowers to heather mac and she kisses his cheek. kurt shows up to prom with the cow that he earlier tipped over. everything is weird.
but it gets WORSE. jd shows up! from what i remember, he slides on his knees, playing an electric guitar. he bops with kurt, does something else with a few other characters, and then he gets to heather chandler. this part i remember very clearly. according to the script, they have a “confrontational dance” and then “swing happily into each others’ arms”.
there’s a huge group dance that reminds me of a cult. the camera pans up to show martha dunnstock, singing opera BEAUTIFULLY. it pans further up to veronica sawyer, who stands above it all. she smiles and the movie ends.
IT’S FUCKING WEIRD BUT THIS IS WHAT CANONICALLY WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE SCHOOL BLEW UP AT ALL. NO MATTER WHO BLEW IT UP, EVERYONE DIES AND KURT GOES TO PROM WITH A COW THE END
-this bitch knows so many languages, I’m not kidding, he knows Gaelic, and he will whisper sexual things in Shiro’s ears, Korean (yes Keith he heard your moonwax poetry about Hunk’s muscles and his caramel eyes), Japanese (Shiro often mumbles under his breath about Lance’s beauty), and so many more.
-he listens to any music from the 20s-to modern and any genre, he doesn’t care what era or what country as long as he likes it.
-as stated earlier he plays the ukulele, I’m adding the guitar (acoustic and electric), and the shamisen (I desperately want to learn how to play this grandiose instrument) and the classical instruments.
-his fav color is grey, or black. He also likes the rain. It makes him feel clean.
-he wears booty shorts and crop tops when he feels like it, which is often.
-Shiro is internally crying and trying not to jump Lance
-lance paints his nails azure and he made his nail Polish himself, fuck space malls and their outdated fashion.
-who the fuck wears parachute pants anyway??
-Lance watches The Addams Family, The Munsters, ghost hunting shows and serial killer documentaries.
-when Haggar does that magic voodoo bullshit she gets the fuck out real fast and vows never again. bc fuck the blue paladin is fucking horrifying, why does he know how to cook and eat a human?? Why does he know eighty ways to kill a man in an empty room?? What the fuck??
-Lance has existential crises on the ship, Allura hears him talking outloud about the inevitably of death and the numbness of existing,, she is shook and has to sit for hours to recollect her will to live, she vows to solidify Lance’s place in the team and thier hearts
-Lotor freaks tf out,,, how is someone so damn beautiful hanging about his such riffraff,,, he tries to snatch lance away after lacing his drink,, Shiro shoots Lotor in the ass for even trying to steal his koi.
-When Lance goes swimming Hunk goes with him, lance doesn’t go alone after he decided to go surfing at night on veradero’s coast. He was taken down and nearly drowned
-lance has always wanted to be a waterbender, so when a druid hits blue with a quintessence blast ending with lance and blue melding their quintessence together he gains the ability to manipulate the states of water he fucks around with everyone, Keith’s pants suddenly get wet, Pidge’s water stays in the glass (even when she holds it upside down), Shiro’s shirts are always wet and they stick to him like a second skin. Ice covers Lance’s arms and he panics resulting in some queen elsa bulllshit
-if you piss Lance off be prepared for a fucking guilt trip,, he will wreck you and your bloodline.
-He will call Shiro out on his favoritism daily,,, bc you can’t favor two people out of a crew of seven, including yourself, self care Shiro. Self care.
-Lance can hold his liquor like the Irishmen of old. Challenging him to a drinking contest is asking for alcohol poisoning
-Lance is a romantic/angry drunk.
(“Shhhirrooo, dance wif meee”///“I will kick your ass, I’ll kick my own ass, I’ll kick the Sun’s ass”)
-Lance always wanted to be a surgeon, or a coroner. The human body has always interested him, this explains why he watches those documentaries
-Pidge snaps one day at Lance for no reason, lance don’t play that white people shit where the young ones rule the damn world, Pidge now understands La Chancla™ and the fear. She also gets a timeout and naptime.
-Lance will mother the shit out of anyone and anything.
-alien refugees? Boom! Mother lance at your service!
-he gives Lotor a strict talking too, it doesn’t work and lance is left with a bruise the size of a volleyball.
-Shiro nearly kills Lotor with his organic hand.
-Hunk and Lance cook and bake and talk about boys. Pidge is ace, Allura is asexual, and Coran is faithful to his deceased wife
-Hunk is also Lance’s sparring partner, neither of them ever hold back, one day Kieth walks in on them and thought they were trying to kill each other
-lance dislikes the quite, he fills it with his voice so he doesn’t go mad with depression and kill someone.
-he contemplates death so much. It’s worrying
-the mind meld thing? Yeah, everyone comes out mildy scared and mildly threatened.
-Shiro thinks its pretty hot when lance rambles about serial killers, Shiro supposes it kuro trying to break out.
-Lance loves having shaved legs and wearing cute dresses and skirts
so my friend, @dunkirkc had requested this so long ago but i’ve been so busy writing other stuff but i’ve finally pushed myself to finish writing this. i’ve also been super busy with school ugh. the next writing i’ll be posting soon is the part 2 of Forbidden. hope you like this xx
i love how he jams out to his own music. precious baby he is.
You were on your way to the studio straight from the airport in London. You anxiously tap your foot against the floor of the car, the cab driver honking at other cars through the crowded traffic.
It was pouring outside, the same old gloomy and cold weather in London. You remember it exactly how the last time you came.
You stomach swirled in nervousness and excitement when you got closer and closer to the building.
You were on your way to see one of your closet friends, Harry, who you missed dearly and have known for about three years now. He had no idea you were coming. He thought you were still back in your home town on the other side of the ocean when he talked to you on the phone earlier. He kept mentioning how he wanted to fly out to see you before he left for two months to work on his album, hidden away from the world.
Description: It all started when Jeon Jungkook moved into the house next door during the first year of high school. His popularity was given as his looks are extraordinary, and not to mention his outstanding grades. Everyone thinks of Jungkook as the perfect person with his good looks, perfect grades, and rich parents. However, Y/N thinks apart from that.
A/N: This wasn’t supposed to be a series but oops.