play off beards

all of these broadway actors are chopping off their hair and moving on meanwhile robin de jesus is still kickin it in backwards snapbacks bless up

May 10th, 2014. 

daisukiwa  asked:

THEIR SHIP NAME IS PATATER IS THAT NOT THE CUTEST THING also i headcanon kit is this rly fat sphinx cat so tater's like "kenny you have pet goblin!!" and he gets all excited and kent's like "dude that's my cat" and he's about to warn tater bc kit gets pissy when ppl call her a goblin (even if he doesn't know how she knows) but she just sits her bald fat ass on tater's chest and doesn't leave and kent's like damn same

Originally posted by jiujitsu-octopus

YES! But okay this is Kit’s reaction to the play off beards! I don’t make the rules it just is. Kent melts when Kit does this to Tater cause look at his babies!

send me your check please head canons

A incomprehensive list of things that killed me in Sophomore Year #14 - Post III - Last Game

  • Jacks Yellow shoes 
  • Jacks camera 
  • Dex throwing his helmet 
  • Nursey’s hand on Dex’s shoulder calming (probably) both of them
  • Chowder blames himself
    • we all know it
  • the team doesn’t blame chowder 
  • play-off beards making all of them look 100% more beat up and tiered 
  • Lardo
  • bitty sneaking out
  • the aftermath of fans celebrating for the other team
  • Jacks captain jersey lying where he tossed it after he ripped it off not being able to stand the responsibility that it gave him
  • the confetti stuck on jacks jersey from the other teams celebration
  •  The white boarders disappearing when we first see jack
  • the loading docks 2.0
  • jacks eyes are so red
  • they worked so hard for this 
  • why could it not have ended with jack hugging bitty back
  • Eric Bittle tucks his sweatpants into his tube-socks like the bro he is

The Year of the Beard

Brent has grown a beard at least once a year for the almost ten years we’ve been together. He can go from clean shaven to a full beard in about four weeks. He grew what he called “a play off beard” during my pregnancy with Everly and another while I was pregnant with Arlo. I’ve watched over the years as tiny streaks of silver have slowly crept in and every year it seems like he grows them a little longer before shaving again.

It’s always fascinated me the way beards share a common love language amongst men. I can think of no other physical feature that has ever provoked perfect strangers to stop my husband and offer up a compliment like the ones he receives from other men nearly every day for his beard.

And suddenly, it feels like beards are everywhere. There are whole instagram accounts dedicated to bearded men. I see more and more beards in high end ad campaigns. There are crocheted beards for babies and beards on tshirts. Like owls and foxes and mustaches before them, the beard craze is having its moment. Brent has never cared much about being trendy, so it amuses me a bit that he’s become so unintentionally fashionable. 

Inevitably, Brent will reach a point every year when he claims he has forgotten what his actualy face looks like and he grows tired of constantly trying to keep whatever he is eating or drinking from landing in his facial hair. He will sneak off to the bathroom without saying anything and swing open the door with a freshly shaven face again. 

I joke that it’s sort of like being married to two different men because he looks so different without it. This particular beard has been growing since the beginning of June and I think its time may be coming to a close. He whispered in my ear a few days ago, “I think I’m ready to shave this thing off.”  

Brent’s friend Jakob snapped this photo of him last night and emailed it us this morning. It appears that this particular beard’s days may be numbered (or maybe not if I can talk him out of it) but I love this photo so I wanted to post it. 



im just. is bitty trying to grow a playoffs beard ? or has he decided its not going to work so he’s not going to bother ? will he be able to grow a play off beard by next year ? what about his senior year ? HOW OLD WILL BITTY BE BEFORE FACIAL HAIR IS AN ACHIEVABLE LIFE GOAL.