play off

  • richard:are you crying?
  • jared thinking:oh i dont know maybe because yeah it turns out that I actually do love you but none of the writers will admit that and i was REALLY telling monica how much i love you thats why she responded “i didnt know that you felt that way” but the writers played it off as a joke but im glad that you at least know that i work hard for you and the company
  • jared:[bobs head and cries in response]
THE HARRY POTTER PLAY FINALLY HAS A TITLE AND AN OPENING DATE(ISH):

HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD, OPENING SUMMER 2016

The Cursed Child delves into what happened to Harry’s parents — Lily Evans Potter and James Potter — before they were killed by Lord Voldemort, forcing an infant Harry to be raised in miserable circumstances by his mother’s sister, Petunia, her horrid husband Vernon and their spoiled son Dudley.

The play may also look at the complicated relationship between siblings Lily and Petunia. A muggle like the rest of her family, Petunia was always put out by her sister’s magical prowess.

There is also dramatic fodder in the friendship between Lily and Severus Snape during their schooldays at Hogwarts (both were members of the Order Of The Phoenix).

Another of their friends — Remus Lupin — may also figure in the story. [x

WE’RE GETTING A FUCKING MARAUDERS PLAY 

THAT JKR CONSULTED ON BUT DIDN’T ACTUALLY WRITE

THIS JUST IN: I’VE DIED

ETA: I KNOW IT’S NOT A FUCKING PREQUEL