play it like now

I miss the days when something bad would happen in the world and I would go “Oh! How horrible! I hope this is dealt with as quickly as possible!”

Now it’s just “Please don’t let this be used by our fascist president to help advance his agenda.”

superduperandyeah  asked:

You what I realized could be taken as semi-tragic about Naegi and Kirigiri still being nervous and awkward like a pair of love struck highschoolers? The surviving 6 had the best of their developmental years taken away and then maybe had the experiences relayed to them later on. Then they got pushed into growing up and saving the world so fast that they missed out on all those silly, blushy, embarrassing moments they ought to have shared and are now playing catch up… it's like blooming late X 100

I mean, yeah. Memories are wiped and then when they exit the school the world has gone to hell. you gotta learn to survive that world and you don’t really have time to be young.

IRON FIST IN A NUTSHELL!

SPOILERS CAUSE THIS SERIES MADE ME MAD!

Iron Fist: Hi!  I’m Danny Rand!  I survived a plane crash when I was a kid and now I want my company back.

Me: Oh, looks like you’re a hobo now.

Iron Fist: Yep!  But no worries! If I tell my friends Ward and Joyce that I’m Danny, they’ll believe me!

Me: This would be easier if you just told them stuff you personally knew about them that they didn’t tell anyone else.  You’re wasting a full hour of my time here…

Iron Fist:  MEET MY HOBO FRIEND!

Me: Um…

Iron Fist: NOW HE’S DEAD!

Me: What?!

Iron Fist: OH NO!  Joyce drugged me now I’m in an insane asylum!  CONSTANT FLASHBACKS OF MY PARENTS DYING!

Me: You played these like 3 times now.

Iron Fist: Really?  Well it’s time for me to tell the Doctors at this insane asylum here about it.

Me: Can you please talk about Kun Lun…

Iron Fist: Also, my father’s best friend died and came back to life and now leaves in this penthouse he can’t leave or else the Hand gets mad.  He’s also a dick to his son and obsesses over me with cameras.

Me: That’s…kind of cool, but he’s the obvious villain.

Iron Fist: Also, I found this girl name Colleen Wing who owns a dojo and call her from the asylum.  We seriously connected I approached her talking in Chinese and she’s Asian.

Me: That sounds kind of racist…

Iron Fist: Now that I escaped prison, I’m going to approach Hoggarth to sue my company to get back in business!

Me: Wasn’t she a horrible person in Jessica Jones?

Iron Fist: Never mind that!  Now the case has been dropped cause villain wants me in the company and forced his son to let me be 51% shareholder!

Me: So the legal stuff didn’t matter?

Iron Fist: Matters as much as the fucks I give about this company!  I’m pretty much telling them to do things for the people, close down plants, and I never show up at meetings!

Me: Why did you want to be the head of the company so badly if you don’t give a rats ass about it?!

Iron Fist: Oh!  We need to stop the drugs!  Colleen is helping!  Also Claire is here!

Me: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!  And why does Claire feel so out of place?!

Iron Fist: Oh, Colleen is also in illegal fight clubs.

Me: That’s kind of cool

Iron Fist: GREAT! Cause it’s only a plot element for 2 episodes!

Me: UGGGGGH!!!

Iron Fist: Now we’re fighting the Hand lead by Madame Gao!

Me: Wait, wasn’t she a competing group against the Hand in Daredevil? Why is she part of the Hand now?  And why isn’t she speaking Chinese? 

Iron Fist: Now we have this Russian chemist who we need to rescue his daughter by going through fighting challenges

Me: That’s actually kind of cool.

Iron Fist: In fact, I beat Bride of Nine Spiders in a 5 minute cameo!

Me: WHAT?!  Bride of Nine Spiders is another Immortal Weapon!  She’s pretty much another defender of Kun Lun and is equal to the Iron Fist!

Iron Fist: VIIIIIIILLLAAAANNNNN!  Anyways, we got Russian guy’s daughter back!

Me: Great.

Iron Fist: But then Russian guy dies.

Me: We don’t see the daughter again.

Iron Fist: You don’t see the daughter again.

Me: Figures.

Iron Fist: OH! I have sex with Colleen!

Me: Didn’t you swear to celibacy an episode ago?

Iron Fist: Now we’re going to China to bust Gao! 

Me: This looks nothing like China.  This looks like a Warehouse in NYC with Chinese signs slapped all over them.

Iron Fist: WOAAAAAH!  Now Claire, Colleen and I are fighting off Hand Ninjas!

Me: How the hell is Claire beating fully trained Hand Ninjas?!

Iron Fist: Now we captured Gao!  But Colleen is poisoned!

Me: I feel like the hero being injured in a Netflix show for an episode is par for the course…

Iron Fist: But have no fear!  Now her sensei appears and tells me to use the Iron Fist to heal her and now we’re going to his compound.

Me: This sensei guy feels like he came out of nowhere.

Iron Fist: OH, he’s a SUPER IMPORTANT CHARACTER!

Me: There’s only 5 episodes left!

Iron Fist:  BTW, Ward is now going insane cause I bail from his business meetings and his dad is forcing him to hide bodies!

Me: Christ, what an asshole-

Iron Fist: And now Ward killed his father

Me: Oh, sort of saw that comi-

Iron Fist: But now his dad is alive again and is wondering the street terrorizing children and sticking his hand in boiling hot dog water.

Me: …okay, I’m laughing my ass off at this stuff and I don’t know if it’s meant to be funny.

Iron Fist: 

Me:

Iron Fist: So yeah, he’s gone off the deepend, and now Ward is CRAAAAZY!

Me: That’s kind of interesting.

Iron Fist: Back to me!  Now I’m in a college campus and Gao is captured!

Me: Hurray!

Iron Fist: But it turns out that this campus is really ran by the Hand!

Me: What?

Iron Fist: And Colleen Wing is part of the Hand too!

Me: WHAT?!

Iron Fist: See, there are separate factions of the Hand, both named the Hand, and the Gao side and Colleen side hate each other.

Me: I need to lie down.

Iron Fist: As I escape, Colleen’s pupil got injured!

Me: Why do I get the feeling he’s going to disappear from the story…

Iron Fist: Now Colleen and I are on bad terms.

Me: Ugh, this is boring.  How is Faramir doing?

Iron Fist: Oh, he just shot the old black guy who was the head of Rand because he booted Joyce, Ward and Danny from the company.

Me:

Iron Fist: Also, this guy hijacks a Burrito car and makes shurikens

Me: Seems like an asshole.

Iron Fist: Well that asshole is my best friend and now he’s helping me fight the Hand!

Me: YOU HAVE THREE EPISODES LEFT AND YOU INTRODUCE ANOTHER CHARACTER?!

Iron Fist: Yep!  And he’s saying I’m doing a shit job leaving Kun Lun!

Me: YOU ARE!

Iron Fist: Anyways, we now must stop the Colleen side of the Hand leader!

Me: Who I don’t care about.

Iron Fist: Colleen Won, but we won’t kill him.

Me: Why fight with a sword if you don’t kill?!

Iron Fist: Oh, but my best friend killed him.

Me: I feel like that’s his only purpose in this story.

Iron Fist: Now me and my friend are fighting!

Me: Please stop.

Iron Fist: Now I hate my best friend!  Oh, the dead body is gone too.

Me: Of course

Iron Fist: OH NO!  Now Faramir has taken control of the company again!

Me: Is nobody going to question how a dead man took over a company?

Iron Fist: NO TIME FOR THAT!  TIME FOR FIGHTING!

Me: How are you losing to Faramir?!  He’s fighting with a pole and has no Kung Fu skills!  How are you losing so badly to him?!

Iron Fist:  LOOK!  The dragon!

Me: Those are just red eyes…

Iron Fist: Ward shot his father!  Now the day is saved!  Better burn his body.

Me: I feel like Ward is the only character with a solid character arc.

Iron Fist: Which is why Joyce is now conspiring with my best friend and Gao as a future villain!

Me: Why though?

Iron Fist: Now Colleen and I are going to Kun Lun and…OH NO!  Kun Lun was invaded because I was not guarding it as the Iron Fist!

Me: 

Iron Fist: Still, bet you were disappointed to not see Kun Lun.

Me: Honestly, with how much talking you did about it, I was doubting it even appearing.

Iron Fist: So what do you think.

Me: I felt you were leading me somewhere but it turned out to be shit.

Iron Fist: Oh, you don’t like me cause I’m not Asian.

Me: Your whole show could be a multiracial trans rainbow of diversity, and it would still suck.  Give me back my 13 hours.

I finally got the file synced but now I’m too lazy to do anything but troll Pixiv but anyway after more serious thought than you would expect, I’ve decided that Victor is actually pretty good at Mario Kart. He just likes being terrible at it when he’s playing with other people because then they’re like “oh, Victor’” and let him play with them instead of being like “no, we don’t want to play, we’ll lose”. And he’d never really had a chance to play it before he got to Japan, but now he’s like, not Yuri levels, but pretty decent.

What I am Writing

Thank you @mcqdj for tagging me!

I’m currently working on:

  1. HS AU - This is a Larry fic and they play LAX. At the moment its 7k and I quite like it. I’m on a roll and have a proper deadline and it’s going swimmingly. 
  2. Semple/Kapoor AU - Another Larry fic. I had 6k written and I scratched that. I’m now at 4k for my rewrite. I think it’ll be fun if I ever get through writing it. It feels like a summer story. I’m setting in NYC and I feel like the NYC heat should play a part somehow. Although, now I’m saying that and it might throw off other ‘based in fact’ timelines. shrug. I’ll figure that out when I go back to it. 
  3. Cozy Cabin AU - Surprise! It’s Larry! This is actually a prompt from @irretrishtible from the famous/not famous exchange. I’m like 3k into the story. I actually really love my plan for it, but I don’t know if I’ll get back to writing it until the fall, because it’s a fall-type story and I like writing it when I’m feeling cozy. 
  4. Madrid AU - Larry. Artist!Harry & Musician!Louis. I’m uh, 45k into this one. Eeeeek. I probably have another 35k to write, then I have to smooth out the bumps along the way. I will finish this someday. I will finish it and then I will celebrate with champs because good lord has it taken me a long fucking time to get here. 
  5. I might write a poem. It’s floating in my brain. Someday soon I’m going to sit down and try and get some words from that brain float. 
  6. Soulmates AU - 0 words. But I have a good plan.
  7. Escort AU - This will be a Lirry fic. It’s also floating around and once I knock one or two of these off my list I’ll start writing. 

I’m tagging @fullonlarrie @icanhazzalou @millionlittletings

The battle that won my heart. Thank you Team Chrom and Team Ephraim for that amazing Round 2!!

2017 is the year of the hustle

Its time to get that education, make more money, budget and SAVE THAT MONEY, and most importantly look good while doing it

Downtown chillin’

Fave trio tbh.

  • Me: I don't mean to brag, but I'm a pretty hardcore gamer
  • Me: *pulls out 18 Nancy Drew game disks*
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ok so. i finished it. my first full animatic. my hands urt. hope u Like it