INTP-ISTJ They’re Not /Completely/ Broken Yet
ISTJ: Have you found a new pair of headphones yet?
ISTJ: You told me you were going to pick out a new pair to replace the ones you’re using now.
ISTJ: You told me that months ago.
INTP: Oh, that’s right.
INTP: Well. No, I haven’t, but–
ISTJ: Let me see the brand you have.
ISTJ: *Takes INTP’s headphones*
ISTJ: Okay. I’m going to order you some new ones.
ISTJ: Because the ones you’re using have been completely destroyed and are a mangled mess.
ISTJ: And because if I don’t do it, you’re going to have those awful things for the rest of your life.
ISTJ: It’s getting ridiculous, INTP. You need a new pair.
INTP: They still work, though.
ISTJ: They are a mess and need to be replaced.
INTP: But they sound fine!