Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower
Sombra: Been here all along.
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
Sombra will sometimes hack a takeout drone to get McCree some grub. McCree will drag Sombra out of her dark and spooky cyberpunk basement to get some sunshine and hit up a food truck.
Who was nervous and shy on the first date
McCree was a disaster but like… when is he not???
Who kills/takes out the spiders
They have one spider that they permit to stay on the windowsill because it takes care of flies and mosquitos around the home. The rest, McCree will usually catch and release.
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk
Both of them?? Sombra climbs McCree like a fucking tree and just starts yammering in Spanish while pointing at him and McCree is fucking incomprehensible and kissing her on the cheek and neck and it’s embarrassing.
before you spread irises on the sheets
how soon I forgot the smell of madness
make love to me dressed in plastic neon
thorns gather in our bed enigmatic roses
impale the obscene taste of debauchery
in my heart squirm malevolent poppies
you remove the fishy smell of my orgasm
tongue in tongue sin into my mouth weeping
I saw an unfinished prop for a cosplay that my brother wanted me to make for him and I got so upset that I never finished it for him and we never went to a another con together before he left for the army that I broke down and cried…
Now I’m wildly cleaning and nursing a vanilla coke in hopes it makes me feel better…
M-mommy, mommy, b-bunny got a-a new outfit t-today~! *shows you the cute little witch dress with plastic wand* n-now bunny can b-be like mommy when bunny grows up~! (PS, baby bunny with huge sparkly eyes gives me life~!) -baby bunny anon
wendla and ilse are the cute girlfriends who dress up as peter and wendy (ilse calls her “wendla darling” all day)
ernst & hanschen go as mickey and minnie (ernst is mickey and hanschen is minnie)
martha, thea, melitta, and anna dress up as the plastics and cady
melchior doesn’t dress up or really care about halloween At All (moritz: “melchi what are you gonna dress up as?” melchior: “moritz. i’m an atheist”)
moritz doesn’t really want to dress up but ernst and ilse force him to (ernst sticks butterfly wings and a flower crown on moritz and even though he looks Uncomfortable And Emo™ the whole time he loves it)
otto tries to go as a sailor and georg is like “…you literally wear that every day.” they end up dressing like each other and just making fun of each other all day