Team Rocket: We want money!
Team Magma: We want to get rid of the sea!
Team Aqua: We want to get rid of the land!
Team Galactic: WE WANT TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE AND REBUILD IT IN OUR OWN VIEW
Team Plasma: peace and love y'all (we actually want to take over the world)
Team Flare: YOU’RE EITHER FABULOUS OR YOU DIE
Team Skull: Yo dude, fuck the man amirite!! Holla at yo boyz!!