- Red/Blue:Bad people want to steal Pokemon to take over the world.
- Gold/Silver:Bad people want to be bad people group again. Goes about as well as you'd expect.
- Ruby/Sapphire:Bad people have stupidly idealistic perceptions about the concepts of drought and deluge.
- Diamond/Pearl:Bad people want to become God.
- Black/White:Bad people think they are ASPCA but are actually PETA.
- XY:Bad people whose idea for world peace is killing everyone.
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