Aries: You dream of things that eat up all your dead skin while you sleep. This is the natural cycle of things.
Taurus: As you sit, leaned against the wall, know that you are being watched by something hungry that thinks you’re its mom. That’s also where the rabbit heads are coming from.
Gemini: Find your weaknesses. Skin and eat them. You will become unstoppable.
Cancer: It is easy to be disdainful of problems you have solved. It’s hard to fix them for someone else.
Leo: Life is a series of groundbreaking accomplishments fueled by rage and exhaustion, and recovering from those accomplishments.
Virgo: Defend what is yours. Defend what is theirs. Grab a rifle and get involved with the community.
Libra: Movement is impossible with balance. See the world, fuck shit up.
Scorpio: Rage at the world is impotent and useless. Rage at the self is excellent, you can change that guy and what else do you have to do with your time?
Ophiuchus: I see you there, nose turned up at the screen. Feel the confusion wash through your head. Say nothing. Ask nothing. Enjoy it.
Sagittarius: A light in the dark is no soft beacon. All can see you now. Hold your weapon ready.
Capricorn: We figured out how to go to war for non-violence. You want an uncomplicated life? Go be a plant. Seriously, that would be awesome plants are chill.
Aquarius: Eat something today. Do it in defiance of all the things keeping you pinned to the bed. If you’re gonna go out, do it with a finger up.
Pisces: The stars said nothing today, but they sang the lyrics to “Dare to be Stupid”. So there you go.