Five for Friday

~ It’s a crappy rainy day.
~ Next weekend is the concert! My dad offered for us to take his car, but I feel more comfortable driving my own. I’m way overdue for an oil change and he already made plans for me to bring it to my cousin’s shop tomorrow morning. I wouldn’t mind…but last year the manager that works there and I talked for a week or two and he lied and turned out he was married. Haven’t been there since, awkward.
~ No real plans this weekend. Might take the kids to the movies, it doesn’t look like a good weekend weather wise.
~ I deleted okc a few weeks ago, but my tinder is still up. This dude I’ve been talking to…..we’ll see. We are meeting up sometime in the next few days depending on his work schedule and when my mom could watch the kids. Not as nervous as I’d normally be to meet, we’ve texted and had phone calls a lot the last few days.
~ First WW meeting in an hour and a half 😬

Happy Friday


Baby Blooper and Flub were just about the cutest when they were little. I needed to post this to cheer me up, because I’m grumpy.

I had to go get a TDAP vaccine because @curieslab is having a tiny little baby in a couple of months and since she will be around The Pipsqueakery I have to make sure she is protected from pertussis. Plus, I get a lot of puncture wounds from our sweet little critters so I really needed that tetanus booster too.

Anyway, now I’m grumpy because I have strong reactions to vaccines so I plan to have a miserable weekend. I mean it’s a good thing that I react strongly because it means my body is producing antibodies but it’s also not a lot of fun. Sometimes I wish I was still a kid so someone would buy me toys after I was good at the doctor’s office. I guess I’ll just buy my own toys, but really it’ll just be something for the critters. #hamster #vaccine #vax #gocongratulatechelle #doitnow

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Its been a rough couple of days for me. Lots of health issues and stress. I just hope the day goes by quick. My bf and I are head to Pittsburgh to see my dad for the weekend and I’m so excited ❤

Message me and tell me about your plans for the weekend 🌟

yuuri isnt as verbal as viktor when it comes to love confessions. it only makes viktor happier everytime he does it (ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ)💕 #yurionice


Trump’s 3 trips to Mar-A-Lago as president cost an estimated $10 million in federal funds

  • Trump plans to spend the coming weekend at his Mar-a-Lago property in Palm Beach, Florida. It will be the third weekend in a row that the president spends at his Florida club. 
  • As a private citizen, Trump readily mocked Obama for what he appeared to consider excessive taxpayer-funded travel and vacations.
  • But, as the Washington Post reported on Thursday, just three of Trump’s trips to Mar-a-Lago will total an estimated $10 million in federal money — and if he keeps up the pace set by his first month in office, Trump will outspend Obama by a wide margin. Read more (2/17/17 2:10 PM)
Types of SD Messages; A Comprehensive Study

The Level One Starter: Heyyy there sexy lady ;) how u doing tonight? Got plans for the weekend? Loved your profile, was hoping we could chat more xxx

The Midlife Crisis: Hey beautiful :p I am a professional man living in a city who is looking for a naughty partner in crime. I give generous gifts and dinners as well as tickling and kisses :p I can spoil you any way you like if you can spoil me :p I have a place in XXX and you can CUM by and we can have some adult fun :p :p message me back, I don’t bite…unless you want me to :p

The Scrapbooker: Got any more pics? X

The Google Translate: hello there sexy, i can spoil and am gentle man. can give kisses and lots of spoils. message back with sexy pics in bikinis xxxxxxxxx

 The Dad of Three: Hi :) I’m David and I already know I’m a bit old for you. I guess I’m wondering what a nice girl like you is doing on a site like this?

 The Straight To The Point: Hi, I love your lovely round breasts I can’t wait to squeeze and lick them and stimulate you in every way you’ve ever dreamed. I’m looking for someone very fun and naughty!!! I like anal and various roleplays. Have you ever used toys? xxx

The Chicks Dig Doctors: Hi, I’m Sam :) I’m a medical professional living in the city and I went to university to study medicine, I am working in my medical practice, seeing to my many patients, and that’s why I can’t meet during the day.

The Done This Before: Hello, I’m Michael. I’m 52 years old and run a successful firm in the city. I read your profile and have to say I’m intrigued. I am currently staying at the XXX and wondered if we could get together during my stay. I will compensate you for your time.

The Didn’t Read Your Profile: Me and my wife are looking for a young hot thing to spice up our sex lives ;) Must be sexually submissive, into rape fantasy and costumes xoxo

The Definitely Not A Rapist: Hi there :) I liked your profile, was wondering if you’re free tonight? I have a nice place overlooking the river and could wine and dine you, and also some lovely gifts to spoil you with :) I love making ladies smile. Let me know if you’re free, I could buy you dinner and we could go back to mine xxx

The Conversationalist: Hey ;) x

The Talking Clock: Hello my fair lady :) I loved your profile and have messaged you once before but you didn’t seem to reply! If you’re going to take this seriously, you should reply PROMPTLY to the messages that people send you. I sent you a message on the 4th at 6.30pm and even though you were online you didn’t reply so I am trying again today on the 6th. I hope to receive a warm and friendly and PROMPT response as soon as you see this!!! xxx

The College Student Who Wandered In: Hey, you’re pretty hot :) wanna grab a drink tonight?

The Mother Didn’t Hug Me Enough: Hello, Mistress- i am looking for a beautiful woman like you to dominate me. i want for You to choke me with your high heels and stick huge black dildos up my asshole until i cum over your boots and You have me lick it all up

The One In A Million: Hi, how are you? I’m looking for a young lady to spoil and am prepared to negotiate a pay per meet fee or a monthly allowance, dependant on whether we like each other or not. My email is XXX and please let me know if you’re interested after reading my profile. I’m staying at the XXX until the 10th and we can talk about it over champagne if you’re free this weekend?

After being dumped the signs will:

An ☆Aries will just brush it off and say that the excitement + thrill was gone anyways.

A ☆Taurus will pamper themselves at their favorite stores or restaurants.

A ☆Gemini will make plans for the weekend to secure their next conquest. They won’t stay sad for too long.

A ☆Cancer will block you on every social network they had you on and find themselves reminiscing on all the good times you shared.

A ☆Leo will make sure they good so the next time you bump into them you will regret leaving them.

A ☆Virgo will be more more cautious about letting their guard down and hyave even higher standards than before.

A ☆Libra will blame themselves for believing that you would’ve changed but ultimately pick up the pieces and move on.

A ☆Scorpio will figure out all the reasons why they were dumped and then start plotting their revenge.

A ☆Sagittarius will relish having their independence back and be onto the next person with no hard feelings.

A ☆Capricorn will do anything and everything they can to keep themselves busy.

An ☆Aquarius will act like you never existed and turn all of their emotions off.

A ☆Pisces will sulk for a few days and then realize that they are better off without you.