planning to destroy you all and rule the world

anonymous asked:

Lisa hiii i come here with an odd request of a ficrec. Do you know any fics theres banter in it? Like the harmless fun kind where they tease and sass the eff out of eachother and or be cheeky? Thank you buba if you do xx

Banter Fics

Escapade : In the grand scheme of things, finding a date for a wedding should be no problem for Louis Tomlinson. He’s rich. He’s handsome. He’s reasonably well behaved. But when the wedding is for his lifelong best friend (and former boyfriend), and is happening in under a month, finding a date for the ceremony and accompanying festivities becomes more of an adventure than he ever could have planned for.

This Wicked Game : An AU in which The Bachelor is gay, Louis is a contestant, Harry is the bachelor, everyone drinks a lot of champagne, the entire world gets to watch them fall in love, and no one plays by the rules.

Just Me, You, And This Box of Matches  : Louis is fairly sure that his new neighbour is going to destroy him. And also their apartment building, and the dumpsters outside, and all the forests within a thirty mile radius. But. Mostly him.

Never Be : The one where Harry Styles moves to Connecticut from England for nine months as a part of a study abroad program, and he just so happens to move in with Louis Tomlinson and family.

Soft Hands, Fast Feet, Can’t Lose : American Uni AU. Harry Styles is a frat boy football star from the wealthy Styles Family athletic dynasty. A celebrity among football fans, he knows how to play, he knows how to party, and he knows how to fuck (all of which is well known among his legion of admirers).Louis Tomlinson is a student and an athlete, but his similarities to Harry end there. Intelligent, focused, independent, and completely uninterested in Harry’s charms, Louis is an anomaly in a world ruled by football. A bet about the pair, who might be more similar than they originally thought, brings them together. Shakespeare, ballet, Disney, football, library chats, running, accidental spooning, Daredevil and Domino’s Pizza all blend into one big friendship Frappucino, but who will win in the end?

Wild and Unruly : Harry is a cowboy sitting on the biggest oil reservoir in Wyoming, and Louis is the paralegal assigned to pressure him into selling his land.

Atlas At Last : He doesn’t know what he had been expecting out of the road trip itself besides burping contests and too much shitty gas station food with Oli and Stan, but in the brief moment before Harry ambles up his driveway, Louis idly wonders if this is about to become some sort of Gay Coming of Age story.Maine to California in ten days. In which Zayn’s an open-shirt hippie they meet somewhere in Ohio, Liam’s the pastor’s son running away from home, and Niall’s the number they call on the bathroom wall.It’s 1978. Harry and Louis are just trying to get to San Fran in time for the Queen concert.

Relief Next To Me : AU. What happens when a baker and a graphic designer meet via a very specific Craigslist post? Fate, friendship, food, and maybe more.

Speaking of Marvels : AU. Louis is a nanny in suburban New Jersey, and the neighbors’ son is home from college for the summer. It was supposed to be a fling.

Come Along With Me : An AU where Harry is a magician and Louis doesn’t believe in such a thing.

I’m Sorry

Dean x Sister!Reader, Sam x Sister!Reader

Word Count:  1,623

Warnings:  Mentions of torture, death, maybe some light swearing

A/N: This is my first time ever writing a fic, so I’m aware it may be kinda bleh. This is also my first time trying angst, but I figured I’d give it a shot since it’s Angst Appreciation Day. So I’m really sorry if it’s crappy, but here goes nothing. :) Also, all mistakes are mine and mine alone. Critiques welcome!

(I tried to add gifs here, but my old and crappy computer didn’t seem to want to let me do that. So just imagine the gif of Dean crying and wiping his eyes after Sam dies in All Hell Breaks Loose and the gif of Sam crying before he has to kill Madison in Heart.) 

Hey Sam. Dean. It’s (Y/N)… Listen, I’m sorry. I really am… I know you can never forgive me for what I did. Hell, I don’t really know if I can completely even forgive myself for doing this to you… I just want to let you know that I’m sorry…

Being the youngest Winchester sibling was always hard. Sammy was 6 and Dean was 10 when I came into their lives as a nearly newborn baby, left on the doorstep of the motel they were staying in that week. I was fully adopted into the family as if I were blood. My brothers were naturally overprotective of me, of course. Of all the times that they’ve died, they’ve never let me do something stupid to bring them back. And they always made sure that I was never the one that died.

My brothers have always been the heroes of the story. They stopped the apocalypse. They defeated the Mother of all Monsters. They beat the Leviathans. They stopped Metatron’s evil plan to rule Heaven. They convinced the Darkness to not kill God and destroy the world. All the while, it’s felt like I’ve just been part of the background, helping when need be. So when I finally got the chance to save my brothers, I didn’t hesitate…

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EXO Monster!AU Reaction to finding out their’s s/o was created on a lab and born with wings

This was requested by @sleeping-until-school-ends I hope you like it, and sorry for taking so long :)

Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*He wouldn’t lie about his past either. Knows how hard it has been and would try everything to discover the truth about this weird lab you both come from* “If I have to go one last time.. I will do it for you”

Kris:

“I guess… we were made to be together… and not just fated to be” *Shows you what he can do*

Sehun:

*He can’t stay quiet. Somehow he infiltrates in the lab to destroy your evidence* “I have to keep her safe… even if it costs me my life”

Tao:

“Lets runaway baobei… let’s go to somewhere where they can’t find us.. be free”

Kai:

“You are my angel.. and I’m your knight, and together we’ll rule the world” *Being a little dramatic here XD*

Xiumin:

*Would become even more dangerous, just to protect you* “I promise you, I’ll never let them take you away from me”

Baekhyun:

*Was already planning it, but this is the final blow he needed to decide to actually destroy that lab* “It has brought misfortune to all of us jagi… I’ll protect you, until the end”

Luhan:

“Don’t be ashamed of who you are baobei… we are different, but not bad. We can change many things, starting with that lab” *Shows you his wolf powers*

Chen:

*He was actually part of the riot created on the lab that helped you and others to escape* “I might have not seen you there, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care. We were part of them same… and won’t let it happen again. Will you stay by my side?”

Kyungsoo:

“You are beautiful, never doubt that. They should learn to fear you, us. Because together we are invincible”

Lay:

“I remember seeing you when they took me back… I didn’t know who you were or what had they done to you… but looking into your eyes… it was enough to make me decide that I would fight until the end for you, until you could be free. It drove me insane, but you are finally with me.”

Suho:

*He was actually the master mind behind your and everyone else’s escape. He was the one who opened your cell and gave you his hand for you to take and follow” *It’s time to go angel, your knight has come to save you”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

A Bed of Roses [4]

Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5

Words: 5850

Genre: Fluff, Angst, Superpower!Au

Summary: Superpowers are suppose to make you invincible, someone who could save the world, a hero. It’s not suppose to be like this…not like this. 

“Where were you….before all of….this?” Yoongi speaks quietly but his voice is still rough, coated from dreams and snores. You turn to him, laying side by side on his tiny bed. His eyes widen when you’re millimeters away from his lips but your eyes flicker to his and you turn back to stare at the ceiling.

“…with my sister…living a happier life.” You answer with a reminiscent smile.

“Sister?” He asks with a lift of his brows. He wonders if he’s intruding too much on your life but with a lurch of boldness, he asks anyways. “Where is she?”

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The Huntsman: Winter’s War || Starter Sentences

Feel free to change tenses and/or pronouns as needed.

“Who is the most powerful of them all?”
“If it’s a fairy tale you’re hoping for, prepare yourself for so much more.”
“You will train. You will harden.”
“We have much to do, little sister.”
“Men have forgotten what it means to be afraid.”
“We will bring fear.”
“Good choice.”
“Don’t miss.”
“I never miss.”
“Hello, ______. I’ve missed you.”
“What’re you gonna do? Take on two evil sisters and their entire army?”
“Who is the fairest of them all?”
“You are, My Queen.”
“Nice shot.”
“I thought I made you strong.”
“You’re as pathetic as you ever were, ______.”
“This is my kingdom!”
“Did you say something?”
“I’ll rule the world.”
“Are you ready, ______?”
“I’m stronger than all of you.”
“Shall we find out?”
“You always let me win.”
“You are my weakness.”
“What. Did. You. DO?!”
“There can only be one queen.”
“The game’s not finished.”
“Prepare the huntsmen/______ for war.”
“You will become my elite.”
“We are to destroy it.”
“Together.”
“This is what I trained you for.”
“So, have you got a plan?”
“Is it any good?”
“This is the worst plan ever.”
“Kneel before me.”
“And then, I’ll tear your heart out.”
“We have to stop my evil ______.”
“I’m stronger than you.”
“Beg for mercy.”
“Leave my children ALONE!”
“You’re not the tracker you think you are.”
“I’ve been a little distracted.”
“Careful, sweetheart. I don’t want to ruin that pretty little face of yours.”
“We have no quarrel with you.”
“Well personally, I’d like you to take your shirt off and prance around for me.”
“I know why you’re not talking.”
“You noticed the sparks between me and ______.”
“I don’t know what to say. She’s my type.”
“Well, that’s what I’m used to, isn’t it?”
“She sounds far too clever to waste her time with you.”
“I remember that one time we were caught up in a net together…”
“It’s because I’m very brave.”
“Which is why I’m going to save you from drowning.”
“There’s some unpredictable waters around here.”
“I thought I had driven the weakness out of you.”
“How did you draw the weakness out?”
“I don’t have to tell you anything.”
“Oh. Oh, but you do.”
“You see, you said it yourself. You’re something between this world and the mirror.”
“I summoned you out. Now you are bound to me!”
“The only one powerful enough to defeat her is her sister, the Frozen Queen/______.”
“Nothing can save you, little sister/______.”
“Queen takes king.”
“You’re carrying his child.”
“You will deny your daughter.”
“In my kingdom, there is but one law: do not love.”
“No fire!”
“With your army by my side, I will regain my kingdom.”
“I made you what you are.”
“My sister’s mirror… I want it.”
“Who are you?”
“We are partners.”
“We seek a mirror.”
“I don’t got no mirror.”
“Stand back!”
“Did I scare you?”
“What are you doing?”
“Then what is your judgment?”
“She’s everything that you’re not.”
“It’s pathetic.”
“Oh, what are these?”
Adorable.”
“Bring me the mirror/______.”
“You’ll have to kill me first!”
“No, I won’t.”
“You knew, didn’t you?”
“You knew she’d betray you and you spared her still.”
“Do not back away from me.”
“You asked a question. The mirror/______ has answered.”
“______? How? Are you not dead?”
“I am queen!”
“This is why I raised you.”
“This is why I made you what you are.”
“Why? They’re in love.”
“Is this not your kingdom?”
“Do you not have laws?”

My little test subject

Chapter 3

chapter 1, chapter 2

Angsty Tomtord fic with slight Paultryk on the side.

Warning! This fic contains: Foul language, scenes of torture, use of medical tools, drug use, self-harm, suicidal tendencies, violence, self-neglect, blood, and a little but of stockholm syndrome and force feeding. Viewer discretion is advised.

As he came back to consciousness, Tom groaned in pain feeling his head pounding, and he became aware of his surroundings. His eyelids felt heavy so he couldn’t open his eyes just yet. Instead he used his other senses. He felt something cold gripping tightly to his writs and clenching it against a wooden surface. His legs were in the same situation, with his ankles tied up to something beneath him. Tom realized he was sitting down, most likely to a chair, with his head bent down and left hanging as he slept.

Tom finally managed to open his eyes, blinking them in the process but furrowed his eyebrows in confusion when he remained to see only darkness. Did I go blind while I was asleep, or something? He wondered. Then with a jolt, he realized the situation he was in. Tied up to a chair, possibly blind, in an unknown place. Feeling panicked, Tom tried to recall last night’s events. C'mon Tom! Think! What did you do this time? He racked his brain, trying to remember any important details. Let’s see… I had an argument with Matt and Edd… was walking around… found a pub… Smirnoff… Jeremy and-

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oldskrimiche  asked:

Regarding that ask about whether Chara was considered "evil" or not in this comic - I wouldn't go so far as to say that they were straight-up evil but, as Asriel said, they weren't the nicest person (i.e. attempting to destroy humanity). So they'd still have a bit of "evil" inside of them, no? (I hope this doesn't come across as hate or anything I just wanna know what you think :w:').

Dusty note: Sorry this is going to seem really ranty but once I started I couldn’t stop also I suppose I should have typed up something like this long ago, so thank you! Also don’t worry, you come off very well meaning ;) I hope you don’t take this as singling you out because I don’t mean to in any way!

* Maybe…
* The truth is…
* Chara wasn’t really the greatest person.

Asriel put Chara on far too high pedestal, this is him realizing how much of a mistake it was to do so. (Dusty note: I mean it’s not like Chara can come back from the dead and save him…wait.) While he can sit there and say 

* Frisk… You really ARE different from Chara
* In fact, though you have similar, uh, fashion choices…
* I don’t know why I ever acted like you were the same person.

(Different, not opposite, like most people assume) and of course

* While, Frisk…
* You’re the type of friend I wish I always had.
* So maybe I was kind of projecting a little bit.

which doesn’t have much meaning when you can be a complete jerk throughout pacifist and he will still say this line, which means attitude or choices don’t change this. While saving everyone. Asgore will see Chara in you and while everyone likes to peg Asgore as an idiot, take in heed that Flowey tried in his own words

The king has six of them locked away.
I’ve tried hundreds of ways to get him to show me them…
But he just won’t.

We know for a fact how manipulative Flowey is, everyone who has played through pacifist for the first time fell for all his tricks. Expected a happy ending only to have it torn away from them because it was all his plan. You did exactly what he wanted you to do and got so many souls all ready for him!

The only one who wouldn’t fall for that is Asgore. Heck, Asgore doesn’t even recognize his own son anymore after all he’s done. For whatever reason he just wonders…

(Asgore will see Chara in Frisk during a pacifist/neutral run but not in a murder route for probably same reason he no longer sees Asriel in Flowey)

Asriel doesn’t dare pin all the blame on Chara because it wasn’t all their fault, Asriel was as much to blame but because he says “not the greatest person” Chara instantly gets pinned as this demonic child that laughs maniacally, planning how to kill all the underground. Yet the only person who died back then was Chara and Asriel followed shortly after because he resisted at the last minute for reasons he didn’t understand.

* This whole time, I’ve blamed myself for that decision.
* That’s why I adopted that horrible view of the world.
* “Kill or be killed.”
* But now… After meeting you…
* Frisk, I don’t regret that decision anymore.

Chara didn’t even get angry at him, didn’t even argue. Asriel blames himself and comes up with this reasoning. Comes up with these new rules, becomes a horrible creature in his own right.

While destroying humanity could be seen as “evil” What were you told going through the underground? Every single monster wants humanity dead until you free them. (Toriel being the only exception, probably Paps too but it’s always hard to tell how serious he is and sans. Alphys too it seems?)

Also everyone likes to conveniently forget that the post pacifist speech is spoken directly to Chara and that they are actually present during pacifist and neutral runs

TV inspired ;;

“Well I’m the eyes and ears. He’s the feet.”
”Wait, there’s no such thing as unicorns?”
”Oh, Sunshine, you don’t get both.”
”This isn’t funny. You could’ve gotten yourselves killed.”
”People in this city still need help. And·I·can help them.”
”I don’t cry anymore.”
”We are just beginning to understand what your body is capable of.”
”Know your limits.”
”I like him, he says okie dokie.”
”When do you think he’ll realize he didn’t take his clothes?”
”I fully respect the hair game.”
”Your ability to multi-task is truly remarkable. The way you embarrass me, ____, and yourself all at the same time.”
”All I need is your trust. I promise.”
”No one is impressed, man. Walk away.”
”We can find a way. And if we don’t, I’m still with you.”
”What did you dream about?”
”If you don’t fight, you die.”
”I’m starting to think·‘___ I’m sorry’ is my actual name considering how often you say it to me.”
”I would change everything for you.“
”Scared is a good thing. Scared keeps us alive.”
”We don’t leave anyone behind.”
”It’s funny how one event can change the outcome of your entire life.”
”Be careful. Love is a weapon, ___.”
”I can be a far greater nightmare than you could ever imagine.”
”This may be who you think you are but this isn’t who I am.”
”Good luck, dumbass.”
”If you’re dumb enough to cross the line, be my guest.”
”Put that thing down before you hurt yourself, Guyliner/___.”
”We all have a job to do.”
”It’s not like she rode off on a unicorn. She got sucked up by a vortex of evil.”
”The best way to show your love for those who are gone is to tell their stories.”
”Love is a part of all happiness and you have to be open to that.”
”We keep going for them. We can’t turn back because we’re afraid.”
”We’re still here.”
”I was getting lonely all by myself.”
”Hey! I do not go behind people’s backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage.”
”You are officially the most terrifying person I know.”
”You can take my town, destroy my house, but you will not touch my car.”
”So, about how long do we have before this evil engulfs the world? I’m just trying to plan my week.”
”New rule. You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we’re friends.”
”Things are going to be awfully dull around here without you.”
”Relax, relax. I’m not here to cause mischief.”

anonymous asked:

"support DIY punx" on a 20 dollar bill LOL. Hypocritical slut

Well say what you will -though ya may not realize this, but in the real world of modern day capitalistic society we’re ALL unfortunately apart of (regardless the amount we ‘go against the grain’) if you plan to take care of those you love and yourself to live mildly comfortable… You have to use the active currency to some extent. I’d much rather earn money to eat with by doing something I love AND supporting fellow punx. Hate all you want but it’s close minded elitist people such as yourself so caught up in what is and isn’t “punk” following a fucking rule book that’s creating more separation and destroying what unity we have left.