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How Jellyfish Work

by Stephanie Watson

Jellyfish are probably some of the most unusual and mysterious creatures that you’ll ever encounter. With their gelatinous bodies and dangling tentacles, they look more like something from ahorror movie than a real animal. But if you can get past the weirdness – and the fact that getting too close to one results in a nasty sting – you’ll discover that jellyfish are pretty fascinating. They’ve been around for more than 650 million years, and there are thousands of different species, with more species discovered all of the time.

In this article, we’ll learn all about these mysterious animals and find out what to do if you do happen to get in the way of a stinging jellyfish tentacle.

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Jellyfish live mainly in the ocean, but they aren’t actually fish – they’re plankton. These plants and animals either float in the water or possess such limited swimming powers that currents control their horizontal movements. Some plankton are microscopic, single-celled organisms, while others are several feet long. Jellyfish can range in size from less than an inch to nearly 7 feet long, with tentacles up to 100 feet long.

Jellyfish are also members of the phylum Cnidaria, (from the Greek word for “stinging nettle”) and the classScyphozoa (from the Greek word for “cup,” referring to the jellyfish’s body shape). All cnidarians have a mouth in the center of their bodies, surrounded by tentacles. The jellyfish’s cnidarian relatives includecorals, sea anemones and the Portuguese man-o’-war.

Jellyfish are about 98 percent water. If a jellyfish washes up on the beach, it will mostly disappear as the water evaporates. Most are transparent and bell-shaped. Their bodies have radial symmetry, which means that the body parts extend from a central point like the spokes on a wheel. If you cut a jellyfish in half at any point, you’ll always get equal halves. Jellyfish have very simple bodies – they don’t have bones, a brain or aheart. To see light, detect smells and orient themselves, they have rudimentary sensory nerves at the base of their tentacles.

A jellyfish’s body generally comprises six basic parts:

  • The epidermis, which protects the inner organs
  • The gastrodermis, which is the inner layer
  • The mesoglea, or middle jelly, between the epidermis and gastrodermis
  • The gastrovascular cavity, which functions as a gullet, stomach, and intestine all in one
  • An orifice that functions as both the mouth and anus
  • Tentacles that line the edge of the body

An adult jellyfish is a medusa (plural: medusae), named after Medusa, the mythological creature with snakes for hair who could turn humans to stone with a glance. After the male releases its sperm through its orifice into the water, the sperm swim into the female’s orifice and fertilize the eggs.

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too far into a journey of years
There are
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alligators
We seem to alleviate each other’s fears
But why
I don’t want to go d®own in an alluvial ocean
It’s depressing
To think about all this workmanship
These clothes wasted
Putting them on wearing them out handing them down
turning into a ragless ragdoll
Eat some prayers have a loaf eat Chinese
That was my lunch
I hear you walk in the woods with a heavy step
Looking for some dwarves

PLANKTON WAS TALKING ABT THE ATOM BOMB

IM REALLY SLOW OKAY BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT PLANKTON WAS SINGING ABOUT THE ATOMIC BOMB. Do you remember when SpongeBob was teaching Plankton what his definition of fun was, and how Plankton sung his own version? He sang: “F is for Fire the burns down the whole town–” (when the U.S. firebombed important Japanese cities) “U is for Uranium–bombs!!–” (when the atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki) “N is for No survivors, when you–” “PLANKTON!!”

you fucking wish???

you’re the Cersei to my Margaery

the plankton to my krabby patty

the Elizabeth I to my Mary

you will never be me B*TCH, hatergrl!

Today I saw a post on Cumberbatchweb, asking whether John and Sherlock’s relationship would “stay planktonic”. This rather charming typo inspired me to create PLANKTONLOCK, a very mini-series indeed. Just the two of us against the rest of the water column…