planetary (queue!)

  • Science Teacher: *points to board* If my velocity--
  • Me: *stands up and slams hands on desk* stARTS TO MAKE YOU SWEAT THEN JUST. *grabs the kid sitting next to you's shirt* DoN'T. *gets in their face* LET GO. *jumps on desk and rips off shirt* AND iF THE HeavEN AiN'T GOT A VACANCY, *runs into hallway* THEn WE JUsT THEN WE JuST AND WE JUST GET UP AnD GO. *busts out schools front doors and runs into traffic*