planet sprout

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THE PLANTS IN Craig Burrows’ photos look like something plucked from an alien planet, sprouting wild shades of violet, pink and green. But the plants, and the colors are real.

It’s the result of a cool trick of nature. All plants reflect light. Leaves reflect green, and flowers reflect red, or yellow, or whatever. But plants also fluoresce, which means when they absorb ultraviolet light, they emit longer wavelengths visible to the human eye. It’s the same thing that happens with a black-light poster.

Home ec exam be like

“List some ways to include vegetables in the diet”


gee i don’t know. maybe you should try FUCKING EATING THEM FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER. LETS NOT FORGET CHRISTMAS, EASTER, VALENTINES DAY, ST PATRICK’S DAY, AND HALLOWEEN. WHY NOT EVERYDAY. VEGETABLES ALL THE TIME. BROCCOLI TOOTHPASTE, CARROT HAIRBRUSHES, CAULIFLOWER SHOES. WHY STOP THERE? WHY NOT MAKE CARS OUT OF VEGETABLES? HOUSES? CRUISE SHIPS? SPACESHUTTLES? WHY NOT MAKE VEGETABLE PEOPLE? A VEGETABLE PLANET? LETTUCE METEORS?  BRUSSEL SPROUT ROCKS? WE CAN REPLACE THE MOON WITH A TURNIP. THERE IS NO END TO THE VEGETABLE AGE. EVERYBODY IS A FUCKING VEGETABLE. POATOES, CARROTS, SPINACH, BRUSSEL SPROUTS? IT DOESENT STOP. 

and that is some ways vegetables can be included in the diet.

If theoretically Louis and Nick did TXF you would all have to unfollow me I would literally never stop screaming I would be The Single Most Embarrassing Extra Motherfucker on the entire planet I would sprout wings and fly around the earth three times just to relieve some of the energy id get from Louis Tomlinson and Nick Grimshaw being on the same TV show