I’m not good at conversing on tumblr or twitter or anywhere that isn’t uuUHHH IN A CHAT-LIKE SETTING, I LIKE…CCCONSTANTLY WRITE THINGS TO PEOPLE AND THEN DELETE THEM LAST SECOND BC I AM A FUCK, WHICH IS WHY I SET UP THOSE goasthouse chatrooms and whatever all the time, to like…hopefully talk to ppl I wouldn’t know how to otherwise
BASICALLY if we used to talk before I dropped off the face of the planet with The Illness, if we’re mutuals and you’d LIKE to talk, WHATEVER IT IS
I have a discord and I am aaaaaalmost literally 24/7 active there SO LIKE….ASK FOR IT AND LET’S, do
Vader releases womp rats into several facilities of Imperial Officers he dislikes but hasn't found a good excuse to kill. Eventually Imperials notice the trend and a superstition is born. The Four Womp Rats of Death that signal the coming demise of the highest ranking officer.
Eventually somebody finds out the rats are from Tatooine. The planet where everyone knows (but no one talks about it) they lost the Death Star plans. The home planet of Rebel commander Luke Skywalker, who destroyed that same Death Star.
Obviously, it’s a planet of ill omen. To be avoided at all costs.
But what if by some magic he’s not dead and he shows up out of the blue at the resistance base and like tries to dip-kiss Leia hello (she smacks his chest “no” and instead grabs him by the lapel) (there’s a lot of tongue its v uncomfortable for all the youngsters)
And like Rey and Finn and Poe are standing to the side and Finns like “the planet literally imploded???” and they both look to Rey because clearly as a Jedi In Training and also the Coolest of the three of them she would Know
and Rey’s like “Maybe … The Force … Has a vested interest … in keeping him … alive????”
And there’s this thirty second pause where they just stare transfixed at the scene in front of them and then Finn just goes
“THAT’S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS?!??”
“Shut up, Finn,” says Poe. “This is the most entertainment we’ve gotten in months”
(Rey giggles. Finn decides that his mates are bonkers. Also, that General Organa certainly knows how to keep her balance on her tiptoes for quite an extended period of time.)